Satan Turtle of Doom

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@variablast It did. We built a habitat. The old grizzled fellow then escaped it as well! He now resides in the woods presumably happy as a clam.

[MrTear3]

Heh, win XD

[dangerouslytalented]

He probably ducked and covered. That's what turtles do.

How is the critter going?

[HailCthulhu]

Pff. If it can't eat more than a couple toes while you sleep, it's not a satan turtle of doom. It's only as bad as an ordinary lawyer.

[HATERAZZI1]

I guess the question would be "What he hell was the turtle eating for that week?

[MrTear3]

@HATERAZZI1 Aw I wish I had thought to ask that lol

[fuerve]

Georgia's got some turtles. Back when I was a truck driver, I was making my way through some backwoods rural road in Georgia, having never seen a turtle in the wild before. Suddenly there it was, an eighth of a mile or whatever off, a goddamn turtle just ambling across the road. I dodged and I think I managed not to hit it, but I'm not sure. Those shells are tough - you'd think I would have felt it.

[CousinoMacul]

Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum. Ooooh, what a puuurty turtle.

[InModiasWeTrust]

You and your Satan turtle are full of win...

-Modias

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@InModiasWeTrust .........you think by commmenting I have forgotten your collab fail?! Love you man. Move to Atlanta...... :-)

[AbdultheImpailler]

Hey, I thought we talked about your driving and vlogging at the same time...you're going to hit a bump and mess up the whole shot!!!

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@AbdultheImpailler You sir....you're recent inactivity is unacceptable!!!

[AbdultheImpailler]

@ReverendAtomSmasher ummmm....I'z been buzy, ya that's the ticket...ya....*runs away*

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

so he was dead...?

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@HowDaWorldTwerks No dude! We took him home and built him a habitat...which he escaped from!!! Asshat turtle!!

[Curas1]

@ReverendAtomSmasher Flee turtle be free! Freedom! LOL!

He got ate by a raccoon 5 min out...such is the circle of life.

[youngn420]

i hope you feed it soon

[TheUltimateNihilist]

Beware the turtles. They are vicious.

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@TheUltimateNihilist .........yes. Assholes those turtles. Ugh,,,,,,

[vikingfaen]

I find this video quite satisfying.

[ReverendAtomSmasher]

@vikingfaen Thanks! Goofy? Sure. Stupid? Sure. But whatever. Fuck, it's a turtle! LMAO

[NeoBards]

The Satan Turtle of Doooooom is gonna eat your toes!

[kelliko70]

LOL