Trolling 101: The Art Of Trolling (pt. 1)

[NOcreampie4U]

Boy the only reason you're getting views in this video are from actual trolls trolling on you bro just an FYI thrash talk, being annoying, and anything that could make your oponent lose isn't trolling it just doesn't let them "concentrate"

Trolling doesn't have a definition, it's like art, very few can do it, and YOU Sir, are not one of them.

Cheers to you.

[cipher0]

This girl has a low voice!

[bestsnowboarderuknow]

where's part two?

[danielmbcutler]

faggot

[terry2191]

this vid sux

[MikeTeabags69]

@BattleCattle11 Hail, God Troll, I am from the mighty province of 4chan, where douches are abundant..... I ask you to visit our halls in the splendor of the Keeper of Knowledge of 4chan!!

[BattleCattle11]

Wow this guy is such a mighty troll. Too bad i'm tge god troll and he cant stand up to my awesomeness. Long live the elder troll and the black troll of r.o.

[90justmyopinion11]

why does this guy think he can set rules on how to basically bully people, he looks like hed get bullied in real life the fucking internet loser.

[GooseCinema]

You are a cunt.



[tyerbnm]

Mag is a shooting game (like call of duty mw3 but with maps the size of 2 citys combined) that allows over 300 online players

[tyerbnm]

Yea my PS3 has this exclusive game called MAG, witch allows you to troll over +300 people online at once, that's where the magic happens so I suggest you try it out, and I seached your theory of PS3 people being stupid, and all 3 websites that I visited said that their most likely to be smarter than the average gamer? I don't get it cuZ the explanation was too long... It had something to do with computer software and bandwidth and bluray disk, just putting that put there, oh and i'm a PC Gamer

[37thBlitz]

Your hair is very voluminous.

[Thatpartydude]

MLG IS MY FAVORITE PREY

[Thatpartydude]

NIGER,CUNTS,RETARDS,FAGGOT

[Supathiefable]

6:10 What up dawg!?

[notazinman]

For their pleasure of their fans? THIS GUY HAS FANS?!

[xGanchanx]

@notazinman Yes, unlike you. lmfao

[notazinman]

@xGanchanx are you really laughing your ass off? your sense of humor is terrible :S

[xGanchanx]

@notazinman I know but you being retarded makes me laugh my ass off. It can't be helped.

[elementpollo]

just what i needed, some emo faggot trying to teach me something he doesn't know how to do

[ymen1234]

hap press 8 and 10 realy fast

[sonofbitc]

unreal and homosexual

[sneakyevilspawn]

/watch?v=H9aQj7u4x9s&feature=p­lcp&context=C31efc6aUDOEgsToPD­skLkRgA3B0qcEbpeq11TOwAW

[NathanOles]

and video games

[NathanOles]

somebody teach me how to troll on facebook so i can troll some FURS!

[crusherkid8834808]

Geoff do you care about your XBL Reputation? does it even fucking matter? lol.

[ALEXOVNI]

Interesting video. I like you dude.

[ALEXOVNI]

OK Jeff I love you I think you're like me.

[ALEXOVNI]

Jeff you're all manners of awesome but get over yourself!!

[ALEXOVNI]

BORING INTRO

[iNekoNaru]

You seem to be a terrible troll, taking the 10 year old method of "Trolling"

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@iNekoNaru You just got trolled lol

[Viwd]

No, you're just Geoff Mendicino from Game:Life.

[TheBaconheart]

What's with the gay emo hair?

[Apemopo]

@TheBaconheart i dunno but it makes me hot, mmh

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@TheBaconheart It's just long R-Tard

[TheLonelyIsland96]

@TheBaconheart What's with the homophobic labels? There is nothing wrong with being gay.

There is nothing wrong with being emo.

[TheBaconheart]

@TheLonelyIsland96 Chris Crocker is that you????

[scampbl]

I think the people who "seriously wanted you to do this" are trolling you.

[810connie]

lol I found this entire video hilarious

[cockwiper]

my old accountt got terminated for trolling and my rep was high so this time I'm gonna take it abit easy

[Xohr]

@cockwiper u got terminated cuz ur cancer that listens to geoff and makes unfunny dick jokes to get him terminated, learn to follow the TOS and you can be as successful as me one day

[cockwiper]

@Xohr whats tos more info plz and I'll sub

[Xohr]

@cockwiper did you learn that from geoff? it's useless, Belgians don't even understand the basics of English

[CiPeZiDnEgEL]

Im Pretty Sure Only Pussys(Ex: The kid making this video) Troll, Aswell as being a loser and having no social life. Wooooooo

[neon6]

@CiPeZiDnEgEL yes living in a college dorm is proof of not having any social life but playing video games all day definitely is much more healthy

[CiPeZiDnEgEL]

@neon6 Yea I Thats What I Was Thinking.

[anubuyan]

I couldn't watch all of this video as I was actually starting to react negatively to all the warped logic and lame propositions this guys used to justify his actions.......can somebody tell me if there was a punchline at the end of it that said "Ha I'm just trolling you -the viewer- with this bull!"?

[tombokickass]

trouble is you can only troll your own team

[Notphatskill]

the troll trendy shit will continue as people get butthurt over any criticism, this video just makes it worse but psychology is a woman's course enjoy $30 an hr stiff market

[epictoilets1]

You just said the PS3 fanbase was full of supidasses. I'm a PS3 gamer and i was about to rage on you. But i noticed you were just trolling for a response. Well played, Troll. Well played.

[furstenfeldbruck]

i thought you was a girl... that's why i clicked...

[mrjakeisnumber1]

this comment will randomly get top comment

[MrUSEFB97]

@mrjakeisnumber1 no it wont =}

[HolyInherriter]

Im a horny japanese girl who wants to have sex w\me

[Sylvanas17]

this vid fails.

[atbin007]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Apemopo]

lol'd at "learn to enjoy life and her fruits. it's just a fucking game. get over it."

[tonysanthedarkstar]

trolling 101? what the hell...

[zZLucky13]

@tonysanthedarkstar u clicked on it stupid haha

[Tmox119]

If you need instructions on how to troll, then you are probably getting trolled.

[mtstreetballer23]

Thumbs up if you saw the dog at 6:10

[0hMrR4bb1t]

SYRUP ON MY ROFLS.

[josa9218]

you trooll me with your video 1 thumb down

[jhorneth]

I bet everyone mutes him, and he yells at himself because he hates his life.

[ilkemudkips]

i like really really really like your hair its like fucking awesome :DDDD

[ScariestEver]

What's trolling

[BBoyPhreshershist]

HEY I BOUGHT A PS3 YOU NIGGE....oh Geoff you sly bastard :D

[Jvizzlezz]

Everyone can troll and what not; but can they discover how magnets work by using a bible?  It helps if you own a horse.

[slither684]

this is the only video that has a actual tro- sorry. Professional troll to do a video and tells you about what you need to do. Like being smart! I fucking hate dumb griefers thumbs up for the griefing but I wanna see unique ideas and victims sitting at their desk like "What th- the fuck he just do?!?!?............What the fuck just happen?" I'd like to see a sneaky and clever griefer anytime soon. Also Geoff I fucking love the MvC3 videos too funny.

[slither684]

*troll face* ))8-) *griefer grin* ^_^

[SidJusticeFan]

LOL at ppl trolling this video

[neon6]

@SidJusticeFan AND SO THE HERO'S FIGHT AGAINST FORMER DARKSYDEPHIL FANS AND 4CHANNERS CONTINUES ON

[MrAlexx420]

Fucking fagget who would this peace of shit video ,

[GameMasterDarksee]

1. your techniques suck.

2. if you dont want people to admit their trolling than dont make a video on it :).

3. fake n' gay :3

4. :3

5. this sux

6. bye bye ^^

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee point 2 makes no sense whaaaaaaaat :S

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo yes it does.

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee no it doesnt what are you talking about you stupid ass-fag? it's an important thing not to tell em as geoff here explained and you're just a fucking idiot who doesnt know anything and just makes stupid claims and doesnt back his shit up. get the fuck out of geoff's video you dumbshit

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo yes it does.

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee Well then, GameMasterASSHOLE, why should you tell people you're trolling?

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo bcuz i feel like it.

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee so it's out of personal preference?

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo yep :)

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee dont you think it's silly to just say your opinion as fact and that if he doesnt agree he should instruct people on things

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo nope :)

[Apemopo]

@GameMasterDarksee well i think it is hella silly! you so silly *giggle* i could be your male girlfriend!

[GameMasterDarksee]

@Apemopo aww no thanks but thank you for the compliment

[IloveHarryPotter300]

00:08 ITS JUSTIN BIEBERS :O 

[AndrejIzAwesome]

He realized that he might die one day...

[PeopleR2sensitive]

srs bsn GEE-OFF

NOT JEFF.

GEE-OFF.

[frikeykrap]

umm i prefer the trolls that dont yell in the mic but controll you by simply talking and acting like they know everything they piss me off the most the ones that yell dont know mutch and constently repeat the same thing over again its not mutch but for a stupid person it works

[Troll4Ragheads]

fake and gay

[khatack]

The main problem with trolling is that it's so goddamn boring. Especially in a videogame. Maybe it's because I just don't like to deal with retards and dickheads, I'd rather have a social life with people that I like than trying to get kicks out of a person who can barely type.

Whenever you troll or grief, the joke is also on yourself: the only result is that you've upset someone you don't even know and wasted your own time. The only reason for trolling that I can think of is ultimate boredom.

[qiman2]

none of this is trolling... this is just being an average xbox live player :3

[jailbreak500]

Me and my friend used to kick ppl on mag by telling everyone that they were team killers. Then when it was just him, the other guy, and me, we would kick him. then it would be our squad and we would kick everyone that came through. TROLLOLOLOLOL

[jailbreak500]

They're gonna fire me!

[sprinter223]

you're nothing like i thought you'd be from your videos lol

[arkonastriborg123]

anyone that trolls just has way to much free time

[ArousedLLamaA]

hes a pokemon :U

[geftargnabl]

When will pt 2 be coming out??

[LikeClockwerk]

CHIPOTLE

[IkeVanDykeLmS]

Where would you put Bad Company 2 in terms of troll material?

Being able to blow up objectives, the morons that always go for a vehicle, blow up buildings with people inside, the fact that when you die and your squad is dead they have no choice but to spawn at the back of the map, which if you eliminated the vehicles now means they're stuck waiting or running

Just curious

[kjz515]

You would have a tutorial for this, scrub.

[neogaiden]

Only by trolling i can receive entertaining replies :)

[instantproducts]

Emo hair! LOL

[Ger01995]

anyone seen part 2? or does it not exists?

[AfroNationUnited]

I FUKING LOVE YOU GEOFF THE HERO!!!! YOU INSPIRE ME TO TROLL EVEN WHEN I'M OFFLINE!!! KEEP IT UP PLEASE!! DON'T LEAVE US AGAIN!

[nilocolin24]

FUCK I HATE FRUIT

[trolartful]

Gayfaced asshole prick. Teaching people the obvious is symptom of retardation

[halolIlmao0]

Where is part 2?

[hypereth]

@09:49 Hypereth is online.

[Gemadi]

trollnetwork . com

[gjthewise]

i use my d1ck for trolling, they always bite

[motherroot]

Geoiff youre so damn horny

[iwantmyusernameplx]

Congrats, you just read some shit on the internet. You are now the troll lord. -.-

[RiceLUMFAO]

@iwantmyusernameplx congrats you're a down syndrome dsp cock sucking bitch

[shadowario]

the game.

[SmartassCommaThe]

@shadowario FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CyberTechWolf]

1:48 was ny favorite part

[NovaSpec17]

Geoff, when will you do a part 2? (if you do a part 2)

[xXMelibarXx]

u haz kittehs!!1!

[robjg002]

omg i rolf'd soooo much.

[elkanji]

ok, i was going to un-subscribe, but, this video made my day >:) The Art Of Trolling! YEAH!

[G1DastardlyDylan]

nigga I don't even need to take notes, I know my roots son

[cactussheep]

mega64 :D

[mercifulkyle]

Trolling usually has the opposite effects on me, like when some dude is talking shit and taunting me on SSF4, I just laugh it off then spam barcelona attack with Vega

[printz4567]

@FreezeCrackerFun the kind of trolling your talking about is just having fun its comedy with no no real harsh effects towards the other person unless you person is a real jackass then I can understand if you want to fuck with him a little more but other trolls like with racism and like trolling people who are dead to get a reaction out of other people that shit is just wrong

[JaccoffolotTheLonely]

@printz4567 true but it is funny especially if you are being trolled then keep baiting him along then he realizes the other person is enjoying it then then he just leaves. this is how ppl should treat trolls just enjoy the entertainment value they give the internet

[JoshuaFrenchh]

3/10

[MeatyMeat123]

Wait you said (pt. 1) in the title with no plan to ever post a (pt. 2). I think I finally understand it now Geoff. Thank you for your help good sir.

OT: In all seriousness this is really funny and it would be great if you could post another one of these if you get time away from owning up some ssf4.

[TheMrDiddlez]

You've trolled yourself with dat hair

[KdHOne]

griefing != trolling

[TheRoccoKO]

Wanna know where part 2 is? That's the troll.

[djkarsil]

Uncanny. It's like Keanu Reeves on Estrogen.

[MrKrampenDamp]

To bad you fail at trolling Jeffie

Now get off my internets, you slanderous lulz killer!

[SqueeksoAo]

i like to play ps3 why you say i am stuped u cant come to my birth party anymore

[mariotaz]

Wait what?

[MrDemonicTwinky]

Nice job with this. I'm sure this will help many noob trolls.

[Ammaculate44]

@MrDemonicTwinky I'm sure you'll soon be productive somewhere in the world, who am I kidding..... good luck.

[SenselessCaptain]

hey no no no no i want to see the rest of that first video

[Jtehbunny]

I find it ironic that people are trying to troll a video where a troll master breaks down trolling technique. It's like you just learned how to troll or something.

[MAXepher]

troll all you want you still look like a little girl

[gore3241]

wow a video were you dont act like a complete retard

[la3no96]

Too long, did not watch.

[justgunz3]

You were trolling ? I just though you were plain and simple some retarded kid with disability's 

[Ammaculate44]

@justgunz3 That's about right.

[Jtehbunny]

5:00 crazy eyes

[DatMangoSentinel]

Where can I find that Mega64:Darksydegeoff video? So I can send it to DSP and his loyal subjects (dick riders for short).

[BforBlake]

I fucking hate you/ But this vids good so i thumbed up you faggot

[bitchfacerecs]

now when you say you want a sub, are you saying you want a man to fuck in the ass? cause i'd totally be down with that...

[SilverGuardM1]

I genuinely enjoyed this. I never knew there was such a science to all the anger I cause on the internet in the first place

[MartialHeroesPwnz]

fuck off /v/

[biggsytime]

fuck this got bored

[MCpowerdrillCinemas]

LOLWUT

[ytpfsx]

you made a thread for this?

son i am dissapoint

[HFB]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[razt125]

subbed

[v13MEi]

After watching this video, i only have one question.

How do i troll?

[Emmett1991]

metal gear online is quite easy to troll people. choke em out, steal all their weapons, then continue to keep stunning them. but you would have to have control of the voting system, and have no limit on team kill kick.

[PlasmaN0va]

bro, u didn't tell me anything I didn't already know.

Deep down, we all know how to troll

[SlasherCheetah]

@PlasmaN0va

NIKKUH TOUCH MY DICK

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

Also, what if you don't troll, but you like to look like troll bait?

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

My brother (Spinning Robo, my robro-*SHOT*) Told me to check this out, and that I could learn a few tips, and I told him he was wrong. I was wrong.

[MPsa2000jo]

what I tend to do in Halo Reach is follow a guy and shoot some guys shield off, wait till they recharge, shoot them off again, then provoke them to betray me. Then I kick them

[KevinWK]

Well played sir, I can only hope to be as popular as you one day. Until then, back to the unboxings.....

[quackajack13z]

Geoff you're so damn corny.

[pedrolieksmudkips]

Tumblr has seriously commercialized trolling, and amped the homosex.

[steffen54321]

"But for my experience, the PS3 is filled with... very stupid people, probably because they bought a PS3 to begin with." SMOOTHLY delivered! I can't decide whether that was too obvious or just well placed xD

Fun video.. GEOFF YOU FAGGOT TROLL.

You should try Minecraft...

[WyrmPrince]

lol the fuck.

[Hez0]

r u homosex