I'm not normal. Are you?

[hdonkers]

Normal is a setting on a washing machine! I am glad you found the internet and helped to make such awesome music available to us! <3 Thank you <3

[CourageousUmbrella]

I would not ramble to my friends about Youtube...

I would not have found John Green, who is now my favorite author and who made me realise I should persue my dream of becoming an author myself.

[MrEatyoursushi]

without the internet. i would. be nothing XD no jk. i would just be a very very veryveryveryvery bored chick D: boredom not be hapy

[RiverSaintDavid]

Enough not normal people, make it normal. I enjoyed this response!

[Linksel]

i would be living a more normal life. The only addiction i have is online gaming, without that i could be doing better things like being outside, resting from long days of work at construction, READING A BOOK, spending time with my future wife.But at the same time the internet is needed, and it helps me on how to learn musical instruments. Bottom line, is essential but many don't realize how addicted they are.

[yipyipitsme123]

If no one was normal, everyone would be.

[SadMemoriesGone4Ever]

The ego is sick man. The ego is sick. Sickman like AIC...

[SadMemoriesGone4Ever]

Ahaha! It's weird... We should listen to Tad and chill out, dude.

[SadMemoriesGone4Ever]

The internet makes us all abnormal but not unique. The ego denies truth. We all contact each other in this illusion in ways we wouldnt dare to outside. On the streets or sidewalk. At the store, mall, or on the boardwalk. heh. Gotta be real about that. On here you're as abnormal as I am. vice versa. Materialism is satan's most deceitful theory. That's what makes us robots. "But I like that the internet makes me not normal?" Humor is another crazy ego thing.

[stanuris]

i <3 your hair. it says, "fuck you beauty salons!" awesome sexy rebel.

[DareNumberOne]

date? ppffftt yewhateva

[simbonatikus]

He´s fat!

[MJTHILINA]

@simbonatikus LOL!!

[pitchuthepitebull]

Without the internet I would have a life.

[UKwannaB56]

i wouldn't found as many amazing bands as i have i would failed alot of bookreports wouldn't of discovered how awesome europe is and alot of other stuff i don;t even think about because the internet does exsist

[Anonymous1122]

Without the internet I wouldn't be able to talk to the guy I love nearly as much. Phone plans with very little minutes and distance make being together hard.

PLUS, I also wouldn't be able to get books. [Non-existent bookstore here, too.]

[DRAGONDEMON69]

you can learn anything off the internet,,,, I love it,,,, I would not be learning how to do airbrushing and photography if it was not for the youtube and other sites

[ShawnaRae24]

Life without the internet for me, would just mean I'd be recording a lot more shows on TV with my DVR! hahaha (so true though)

[ShawnaRae24]

DUDE! You should TOTALLY open a bookstore and name it Non-Existant Book Store! That would be so funny. I'd shop there :)

[mmill7]

he was trying to talk about himself without making it seem like he is talking about himself

[ioiTek]

Without the internet I'd probably race Usain to break his record

Without the internet my life would be a lot boring because i like the internet and computers

Without the internet i wouldn't play EVE and thats BAD!

[randomNinsane]

I felt more normal after watching you. Thanks all that confidence and self-esteem.

[UnParapluieBleu]

wow. i never realized how much the technology we have now affects who we are as a person. we become either more dumb because we could cheat our way into doing the most basic things in life, or we could gain knowledge we wouldn't be able to get otherwise.

[0oxbingbingxo0]

ok well thats pretty wired

[McManiacGirl]

i'd have a lot less friends, and i wouldn't be such a good writer.

though i'd still sit inside all day. the only difference is i'd be reading and playing video games whilst lying on my bed, not whilst sitting at a computer.

[Parkerz1]

I'd never get mature.

[tobiosnmakky]

it would be horrible without the internet, i wouldnt be able to play ddo or email or youtube

but without the internet, wouldnt those things be board games, letters, and tv more,

not necessarily dating , going out etc.

you like whatcha like

[NoBetterAnswer]

I would have to tie a steak around my neck so the dog would play with me :(

[Schelly]

you'd probably also not be fat

[nickybcrazy97]

Without the internet I wouldn't know about Paper Towns, or the vlogbrothers. I wouldn't talk to anyone from my old school, even my best friend and there would only be two people on the world who understand what I'm saying most of the time. I also would not be proud to be a nerd and try to hide it, instead of letting myself be me. Internet, I thank you for making me, me. =)

[94Larsson]

Uhm, without internet i WOULD HAVE A LIFE,

[masterclan12345]

@94Larsson AMEN.

[94Larsson]

true

[Knas2k]

..did you say date?

[BleuBeth]

i would get on with my writing lol... it'd be alot harder but there'd be less distractions =D btw- come on- we're all normal- it's impossible to find someone that isn't.

[scratchingcat]

Hey, I just wanted to say that you were a great live stream host during P4A. I stayed up just to listen to the music you picked. So yeah, you are not normal, you are awesome.

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

This is really insightful.

Thanks to the internet, I've made friends I wouldn't have met otherwise.

I've become somewhat popular, though IRL, I've always been a loser.

I've found acceptance on the internet, whereas in realife, I was shunned for what I liked.

I guess without the internet, I'd have bugger all, but with it, I've found friends.

-Gears

[AnimeGameOST]

I'd have to say I'd still be a loser retard with no friends, haha. ^^'

[NewFreshHipHop]

you are fat and a homo

arent you?

[MRTheOn3]

without the internent you wouldn't be a fat,ugly,pathetic,lone mid 20's virgin

People really do care about your problems or opinions on the internet....

[LiteratiMuffin]

@MRTheOn3

And you criticize people about using the Internet in an online Youtube comment. Wooow...talk about irony.

[Schelly]

The truth has been spoken. I guess people don't like to hear the truth.

[BrawlerBoy11]

Hey men. There is no such thing as normal, in regards to our species. Every person is unique. People always have an image in their minds of a "normal" person. Normal as compared too? Who sets the standards for "norm"? :D Hopefully I've made my point.

[siguy06]

you ARE normal. sitting indoors on youtube all day is the only thing kids do nowadays. stop thinking your special, you're just following the crowd.

[irock1345]

i would sit around and watch tv all day. some times im not allowed to get on the computer untill i do my home work, so i probably would fail this grade level, eventually drop out of school. Then i would just lay down and die from lack of internet.

[SikKidExclusiveTv]

Hey bro i needa favor please message me

[coolbluezzzz]

Ok write a book and take it to agent outside your town ... dumbo

getting off your fat one and leaving the house once in a while would be a step in the right direction

[CarpaceEater]

id have won the nobel prize already

[Pancakes08]

no one is normal...i think everyone is weird in their own little way...thats what makes the world so interesting...without the internet i problably would hang out with my friends more haha i ditch my friends for the internet

[107harrypotter]

i am not soo affiliated with the internet so it wouldnt dramatically change my life. i love to read. . . no f-ing bokk store. . . i would die

[CarpaceEater]

I KNOW

[Roflsquarehead]

lol

[Jesus00000000000]

Non-existent bookstore :]

[LozzResistances]

I WOULD BE DEAD. -Looses the internet- BEEPBEEEPBEEEP (DEAD)

[spleechick]

good response. I'm glad your life is going well :^)

[kncool1985]

i lived a long time without it before, so i'm sure i could live without it again....but i wouldn't want to

[Mingle4Me]

Lol at ur curtains.

[iLUVhoodys]

when im not on the internet im listening to music! without the internet i wouldnt be able to download music, there for life would SUCK. by the way without the internet i wouldnt have been able to see your stylish curtains >_>

[cjcogswell]

My life would be boring and unconnected to the world.

[huwyboy1]

well i wouldnt have wasted my time watching a dweeb talkin about a book store for 53 seconds:)

[ryanl62]

Without the internet... You wouldn't be fat & you wouldn't be a Geek :)

[Shantaell]

I'm a woman who creates webites for a living...

'nough said?

[AlexKool0811]

thats cool! :)

[TheKyameron]

This guy is

drop

dead

gorgeous

[xjaimemairex]

im not normal either !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brendaz27]

my life hmmmmm i would be normal

[weepaul666]

I hate these random camera cuts everywhere in these videos! Do you feel more professional doing that? Stop copying everyone else and get your own style. ffs

[Maddiandella]

:D idk just bored...

[XRIVAL360]

without the internet? i wouldnt be wasting my fucking time on my fucking 360 which is tking over my fucking life....FUCK!

[SoulRainbows]

lol takes over mine sometimes too lol

[Starlysh]

You have a brother?

I think everyone's pretty quirky and not normal. I'd probably feel much more lonely without the internet.

[SHMEXXSEY]

slut

[SvartaClothsLover]

OMG! i like your wall paper sooooo much! go open up a book store!!!!! get the good books!

[chrisdowneaster]

Can I suggest that if you couldn't do those things in your home town you could've.. I dunno', moved? Rather than doing them virtualy? Just throwing it out there.

[D4rkWarlord]

without the internet you wouldnt be so fat

[EnviousNiall]

kek

[DaRkLoRd1061]

lol

[alanthealien]

shitty

[tirsden]

normal people scare me. and I was saying that long before it was a t-shirt xP

*highfive*

[gmcglothern]

less bation, nuff said, net is needed

[CazTheSinger]

Without the internet, I.....wait, I AM the internet! :D

[devilstrings09]

You are officially amazing *stamps forehead*

[breesy69]

Your awesome.

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

His awesome what?

[breesy69]

Do you normally go round the internet trying to fix people's grammar?

Hell, I'ma spell it grammer just to annoy you.

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

You fail at trolling.

[breesy69]

You clearly fail at life.

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

Because I can use your and you're properly?

[breesy69]

Because YOU'RE a troll, and feel it necessary to control peoples grammar.

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

Obviously.

[ceara619rocks]

Yes, that makes you a better person.

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

Alright

[RuiCasteloJunior]

You are normal :D

[colorswithsound]

You should feel proud not only of your accomplishments, but of the involvement you've had with so many people on youtube and the fun you've experienced & shared with viewers. 5 stars :-)

[charlottepoet]

i don't think i'd keep up with my family and friends nearly as well as do with the internet :)

[Jonpoo1]

Blah blah blah... book store.

[IceJJfish]

lol u dont date rofl i can tell

[Bucknik]

Without the internet I would still be working in civil engineering and have money, instead of living my dream as a photographer and being broke. I'm still working on the "broke" part...

[myantonym]

The word you are looking for is "abnormal." :)

[owningyourfinances]

I'd probably play more basketball, and go hiking more often. I'm not normal by anyone's standard's but my own. That's how I like it.

[soonersfan94]

just saying, i do hope that you guys do know that i am joking about the porn right? ;)

[paisleypower30]

I've seen several of these responses now, I think I may have to make one :)

[ChRoPi21]

My life would be like it has been for the past few weeks alan. Pleas listen to my story, I recently moved out from home, to london, and the first night, we were burgled. my ipod, laptop and many other things were taken, and as a result I have lived a month without internet. The result was that I focused more on my songwriting and wrote some great songs. it really benefited me in a way i could never have imagined.

:D

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

well since i move quite frequently this is one of the only ways to keep in communication with my friends. if there was no internet access at the places that i go i think i'd be very prone to intense depression and suicidal tendencies

[cct9625]

Why is it that if your fat you get abused all the time and any video showing a fat person has idiots like lukewallace87 making riciculous comments. People like him should not be leaving comments unless they are positive.

[lukewallace87]

without the internet you would be alot slimmer.

[yourbiggestfann]

hahahqahah

[AndrewMatos339]

@lukewallace87 Fucking dooshebag

[TheBrennybren]

i really like you.x

[jpjames1]

i'm fatter than you

[PixiPs3]

without the internet the world would not have evolved to the stage that it has reached today.

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

that could go any way in peoples eyes. some people think the world sucks and they'd say that same exact thing you said and be like 'yeah! what! stupid internet and its evolving ways!'....

[ChrisPalmieri]

Another great way to do all of the things you just said would be to leave your small town.

[ultimatekisamefan]

lololol not normal

[hiitsme3love128]

im not normal. but sometimes its kinda nice to take a break from the internet once and a while.

[am3ricanc0la]

lol your not normal, just joking without the internet i would die of bordem.

[mash1033]

fat fuck.

lol

[iAmKieranK]

Wow. Your cool.

[threnodyx123]

so many bastards comments

[HalfEatenDimSim]

Have another hamburger 4 eyes.

[militarydude94]

without the internet you would not stay so much in a computer and u would not be so fat :D

[VeneRican1]

and loose weight, get laid, instead of jerking the gherkin every chance you get, we get the picture fatty lmao

[VeneRican1]

lose*

[venomisinmyblood]

dude what's your problem? He's a cool guy. He hasn't done anything to you.

[wogboy22]

i'd have alot less friends and i mean alot less

[invaderjim124]

I would be unable to play all my online games, which would make my life a lot more boring.

[92benno92]

You should try taking away your internet for a few months.

Maybe it'd be for the better, you never know.

[soonersfan94]

i would have no porn =(

[wogboy22]

hahahhhhahahhahahahah

[KaitlynMaherFan]

I'm not normal either. :x

[ComradeChristoph]

Making people happy? Gtfo, make people feel like shit and make more money.

[egernhat]

Without the internet I'd be a lot better in school. And I'd probably be watching TV right now.

[kmckutie]

Without the internet....Half of my heart would be gone. And I wouldn't be part of Nerdfighteria. And I'd have a lot less friends.

[theuberlol]

Hes right

[whoaitsliketaylor]

What is with everyone makin videos about what life will be like without the internet??

It makes my brain hurt.

But I still love you Alan <3

[jimerick1]

because some dickheads are trying to get rid of the internet for defence reasons. dont know who just something i saw on a site

[chooch187]

your a fuckin moron haha

[lollouloulol]

what a fag

[Gunit6211]

Without the internet i would not of wasted my life looking at your fat ass nerd face

[ta6aka10]

LOL SO TRUE XD

[neonfiona]

Fat ass nerd face? Wow, awesome name calling right there. Plus, nobody said you had to watch (:

[soulcalibur1829]

HAHAHAHAHA

[PolkaDotedMonkey]

I could not even begin to fathom the terribleness.

[coolkid123333]

without the internet you coulda have been skinny...

and unique is a better word to use than not normal

[gotenku]

LOL.

[sharonafox1]

Congratulations for finding your voice and having the courage and talent to inspire others. I'm not normal either. Life without the internet would have Sarah Palin and John McCain in the White House now. I am soooo grateful for the internet came along....and sooo grateful you came along too.

Keep up the awesome work.

[ihavenonameeva]

Sorry to brake this too you but your not "different" your an average joe....no offense as logn as your doign what you want to do and it doesent effect me I dont care what you are.

[jennyrthedrummer]

The reason why this viideo is on youtube is because youtube let it be here

so if you want to thank youtube for all the videos they have let them post on youtube

SUBSCRIBE

SUBSCRIBE

Thanks for your attention

btw subscribe for what you do everyday life !

[peteythesadpanda]

ur fat

[astralvigilante]

I should make a response.

Why do people get so dickish about other people not having lives or what-have-you? If you're doing stuff you enjoy, doesn't that count as having a life?

[NotaTrollTravlin]

without the internet, I may not be here.

with in a month after getting the internet, I read a blog, and because of that blog went to the doctor had emergency surgery - if not reading the blog I wouldn't have gone and may have died.

Nota normal, and don't want to be :)

its good to get outside once in a while..

[kakashiwithoutmask]

My life would be completely different. I wouldn't be able to have some quality entertainment and see some quality people on here, like you. ;D And I also wouldn't keep up with the news as much, and wouldn't talk to my friends as much.

Then again, my mind wouldn't be so corrupted. But whatever. xD

And ignore the harsh comments on here. Some people just forgot to be awesome today.

And yay for not being normal! It's always more fun.

[xXRay707Xx]

he looks like chuck norris....just fat xD

[Racster66]

lol r ther enee gud bukz at ur nonexistin bukstor?

[PomiferTheGreat]

I would have a life.. :/

[MrKoleff]

Total loser!

[emomeh666]

u r the loser poop eater =]

[thechurchofbooze]

jesus wants you to drink booze

[demonicknife0012]

well without the internet i wouldnt be able to occupy my self with porn, music, videos, music videos, and porn....

[nepalihercules]

same here buddy

[awollangk]

Without the internet my life would be totally different. As a web programmer my life is tied rather intimately with that particular service...

[Caitieskye]

Without the internet... I'd have smaller boobs?

Lol xD I dunno...

Without the internet I'd actually get around to doing what I should be doing,I probably wouldnt write online anymore,and I'd be more active in my social life xD

[fafawei]

Very smart.

[Alterna123]

Without the Internet I would have killed myself obviously!

[tweedishgih]

you remind me of a dying whale

[Arthurmax180]

same except somehow this is more sad

[wallygrl8]

crimethinc poster on your wall?

[FeeFuckable]

you're fat!! hahahaha

[MuminGrottan]

Without the internet i would have 1000 more friends and waaay better social life and more muscles/stamina/bigger penis, lazer guns, walk on the moon, banana pie, fountain of truth, kill an ant

[Caitieskye]

Lol! You just made yourself my new best friend LOL

[EllenRebecca3]

I write books too :-) I feel I should be worried about the Internet because I'm sure one day I'll wake up and go 'Where the hell did my life go? Why did I waste it on a machine when I could have spent it with people, or making my body fitter, or both and so much more?' Hmm, I think I'm telling my unnormal-self something vital, I think it's time for some more normallity of the past: More friend-times, less Internet-times.

[Bakjakjen]

I would be a pornstar

[mralfredotv]

im a pornstar

[Alterna123]

O rly?

[mralfredotv]

no......

[Alterna123]

lol

[kenapa1234]

My life would be quite hard in terms of work stuff, almost all the works like college app, tutorials, and notes are because of the internet,without it things are tough...wonder how people back in the old days do it without it, gotta have respect for them, you know, they're pretty independent.

[slamt08]

lol you make your brother do what you want when you want?

im phoning 999

[red33m23]

snap mate...that was an awesome comment! xD

[xXShockSetsInXx]

Lol you made me laugh about the 'I'd play in the leaveeeees...and date' Lmao samee :')