SUPER MORTAL PHIL

[bobobobum]

hahaah at 0:31

[nexus196]

any one noticed that there is no 0:28 ?

[randomboostsuperguy]

it happenes on every video on youtube

[gta4cat]

(insert arrow to knee joke)

[trogdorburninating]

at 0:10 I thought he was going to talk about internet anonymity and people lieing about who they are (saying they are girls or trying to get to children)........

Those rocks look like foam.....and what were they launched by a catapult in the forest?

0:22-0:28 Mandatory"just like my penis" joke

What was the point of this segment?

[masterchief3k]

LOL WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[TheSweetestSymphony]

No editing needed

[ZeroPermission]

...and in party with Montel, Maury, and Ellen, a formidable force; all with cool hair.

[Odin314]

@ZeroPermission Phil is the damage soaker and melee attacker (he bashes people with his shield), Montel is the rogue (because he's black), Maury is the mage (because he's old), and Ellen is the cleric (because I ran out of archetypes).

[193Raiden]

That...did not sound edited. Amazing.

[World1Level2]

But does it blend?

[MegaBoneface]

Category: Pets and Animals

.....SEEMS LEGIT

[ZeromasterLP]

THIS IS SKYRM BETA FOOTAGE!

[pheonixmj2]

@ZeromasterLP Dr. Phil is the new emperor of Tamriel.

[SupaMarioX]

I'd pwn that n00b.

[Akagism]

Bullshit. The Wife Immunity perk is DLC.only.

[TehKrakerzGuy]

Sweet

[ifhgsfj]

So, SUPER MORTAL PHIL doesn't get to have cool hair while not playing?

Lame.

[bethesda4ever]

THAT'S FUNNY, I DO THAT EVERY DAY.

[JackleApp]

in deh birtual wurl ub compuder games I cen bee: SUPER MORTAL PHIL

[Molagbal38]

My life in 29 seconds.

[xxDarkAwpxx]

implying wives have any right to tell u what to do in the first place.

[MrAppleby56]

Dr Phill is a little pussy whipped bitch in real life...

[yuh66h]

Doctor Phil plays WOW? plz add me as a friend!

[lulzwhatsausername]

Did anyone else think it was weird that Dr.Phil has problems with his wife?

[darkpivotguy]

What a badass

[HeliumZombie]

he doesn't even have a weapon

[purplehayabusa]

@HeliumZombie he doesn't need a weapon

[TheRedBracelette]

i dotn get it.

[Emidretrauqe]

his wife threw that rock.

[TailsFox11]

Phil is playing WoW now?! Hurry!! Everybody find a new MMORPG!!

[eIchristo]

But...But... This looks so REAL!

Did Dr. Phil really DO something like this?!

[loner1878]

@eIchristo

Yeah it was an episode about being addicted to online games

[pjunk]

Virtural.

[sexyapplejack102]

he's playing WoW to much :P

[dudewtfpasswind]

So by being a "Super Mortal" does that mean he's more mortal than a normal human being?

[jumpstartautobot]

@dudewtfpasswind lol yeah

[divinewaltz]

Too bad you can't be a Dr. in the real world

[roktopus]

This needs to be a meme soooooooooo badly.

[Krauserowns]

@roktopus No it doesn't don't ever say that about anything ever again.

[maksie88]

Bethesda, if you're seeing this, please add a Dr.Phil shield to Skyrim.

[Kriegsmarine0]

So what about the Dr. Phil shield how much protection will that provide

[v0be]

@Kriegsmarine0 I believe it has complete magic resistance and gives a plus 9001 defence boost. Oh forgot to mention the +500 armor class, which stacks upon all your other gear. Let's just call it epic.

[JayDaddie]

Fuck yeah, WIFE DISOBEDIENCE!! =D

[Hauntzor]

Someone make this a meme. Now.

[doom032]

@Hauntzor You can't make memes, they grow.

[BlueGasMask]

BUT IRL I'M MY WIFE'S BITCH

[88Meters]

A super mortal is even lower than a mortal... that's pretty damn low class.

[colenbrak]

am i the only one who realizes that this is exactly like Louis CK's animation short? the one that has over 700 000 views?

[TheRadderRadRobert]

WHAT THE FUCK

[PooPxPoopeR]

What game is he playing.... Whatever it is, he doesn't have any friends

[88Meters]

That Dr.Phil shield would be awesome to have in Lord of the Rings Online. Everybody would be all like, "wtf?"

[purplesky091]

pretty intensive chair unit

[Thrasher9294]

SUPAR MOARTUL FILL

[SkaterKitty118]

I think Super Mortal Phil is a pretty cool guy. eh has cool hair and doesnt afraid of anything.

[cuppajoesugar]

wat

[Shows42nite]

LOL, that was random

[SquidwardsNose]

HOLY SHIT O_O

[t0rment2004]

hey, dr. phil here, i'm backstage getting ready to do SUPER MORTAL PHIL

[EatGanon]

@t0rment2004 COOL HAIR.

[griffizzle4994]

I want that shield!

[hctiBehT]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH omg im dying. LMFAO he just made video games so lame

[pwnurnoobazz]

Special ability: making people start living as gay women

[AJ8988]

Must defend against rogue rocks!!

[Whoopster]

SUPER MORTAL PHIL for the next Super Smash Bros game!

[qwertyqeys]

Doesn't have to listen to wife AND he defends his cunt tree mun? WOAH!

[evavavion]

super stud with cool hair B-)

[ThisCrowCawsLoud]

I thought this was going to be some anti-pedo campaign on Fantasy games, lawl.

[TheHickster06]

win.

[BeKoed]

It's funny when he says he has cool hair in the game because he has none in real life. :P

[meat0eater]

sb's throwing rocks at him, shit's scary

[deviant3232]

@meat0eater I always assumed it was his wife throwing rocks at him, because he never does what she says.

[Umprella]

He's no Superman

[SeanStudios]

@Umprella He's no Soup or man

[Pharanx07]

wait, if hes super mortal...doesn't that mean he is even more sustainable to damage? I mean, there's immortal, where you can never die, but super mortal....that makes no sense!

[Grogum]

Apparently Super Mortal Phil has found a suit of armor and a cool shield... but no weapons of any kind.

Hang on a sec, let me check his skillset and see what weapons he's proficient in.

...Dammit! How is "Mediate" a weapon?!

[billios123]

super mortal phil kicks ass

[deathbringer1515]

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

[McSpizzy]

Well, Phill needs his own shrink now.

[matron6000]

Dr. Phil: The Video Game, Where you fight your own problems that no one else cares about.

[WhenCornAttacks]

???

[Raveheart90]

First time I've heard of a "SUPER MORTAL". Well done, Doctor.

[FuckedYourDad]

the fuck?

[BrakODatWak]

holy fuck dr phil did something right

[Lord1of1all1elements]

fuck the real world

HEY PHIL MEET YOU THERE!!!!

[robinett11]

lol

[Nintendavin]

SUPA MORTYAL PHYLL

[Skimaskkass]

Hay guys the new v.9000.1337 just came out but to have moderation tools you have to pay kroboproductions 30 bucks. Is it worth it because Im trying to get the oprah wig in the cash shop. But in the new mod verson you get to fight super mecha death chirst and thats cool because if you kill him with Dr. Phil's sitting chair of knowledge and piss you can use Super Mecha Death Christ as a spawnable ally to help you level up. So what do you guys think?

[r0b0hobo]

I can't get past the woods level with all the fucking rocks. Shit pisses me off.

[IntermissionForBunny]

"Virtuar world"

What the fuck.

[chao8971]

i wanna know whos throwing all the rocks at him

[Areallykelwguy]

wow he dosen't have to listen to his wife he's very hardcore

[Mesquissto]

LOL WTF

[IntermissionForBunny]

I heard the last boss is Super Mortal Phil's wife, who attacks by telling Super Mortal Phil to do things, and SMP kills her by pulling a knife out of his chest and throwing it into her eye.

[Bobofjudia]

I heard there was a secret ending where she was a giant fetus with a bloated head that sent you to several other worlds to fight her minions and you had to destroy her power spikes to stop her from healing and go for her brain.

I have yet to find it though.

[popkorn68]

and i never have to do what my wife says

[rulerofthedtq]

Ok... I'm stuck on level 5 guys. I'm past the part where I told the dragon of omnigomnifognitrup to "get real," but now my wife is telling me to clean the dishes but I don't have the speech option to not do what she says. Wtf am I supposed to do?

[marftown]

After the dragons lair, you're supposed to go check the bush next to the giant door. You should pick up a cell phone in the bush. You get the cell out of your inventory, and use it. You should get to a cut scene where SMP tells his wife he's not going to do the dishes. You should then receive an update that a dwarf and a fair maiden are in an argument, and the dwarf is slapping the maiden. The person who tells you this tells you where they might be, and you continue from there.

[crankdatlulz]

in the virtual world, maybe he could be a real doctor, too.

[defaultxr]

I don't know... The moderators in the virtual world of computer games have SOME standards.

[Scorptile3122]

Old people suck.

[XradicalD]

Now he is gonna have a virtual wife and family and get virtually laid a lot....eww

[crazyfunny23]

and i never have to do what my wife says

[Silvyre]

that shield doesn't just block rocks, it also blocks stds, obesity, and depression

[lameuser1]

It also saps self esteem.

[UltimasIsland]

@Silvyre One of whcih is useful for normal people, Hell I'd buy it xD

[FreeMP3sForAll]

I need to play that.

[FroberryProductions]

I lol'd so hard I fell out of my chair

[ifhgsfj]

I lol'd at the Dr. Phil shield.

[warknit]

oh yeah you herd about super mortal phill getting the herps?

[popkorn68]

oh that krobo....

[TheWickedWhitestripe]

I am looking forward to the upcoming Super Mortal Phil.

However, the Wii version shown here looks like shit. Hope the Ps360 version is better.

[loosepoopmoose]

hmmmmmmm.

nintendo is shit lately.

[narbagepl0x]

Today we are mourning the loss....OF YOU LOSING THE GAME!OWNED.

[AvidGamerX]

You lost too. OWNED.

[EnergyOfTheYouth]

pretty sure youre gonna get an alert that i replied to your comment, thus making you lose the game

[quinnweller]

I lost the game :(

[malumvolo]

FFFFFFFFFF-

...I lost the game

[funkrok2010]

shiiiiiiiii me too :(

[Scorptile3122]

what is this i dont even

[kingbooforums]

woah

[CynicalNaota]

Dr. Phil is a Doctor in Super Mortal Studies.

[Miskenesco]

Super Mortal Phil's a pretty cool guy eh?

He doesn't have to do what his wife says, and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Eggyman101]

I burst out laughing right after this video was over.

[MugenOverlord]

lol

[brickblockbro123]

lulzy

[Milesthefox]

the game

[ZidanePyro]

Manliest Game.

[Josh7289]

Eh, wuh wha wu wu a wa whw a waht what

[NachoVidio]

If his wife gives him a fetch quest, he'll do it

also in the game

[MaximusRevolver]

i thought he was like that in real life lol

[MCBRRRRSN]

This is fantastic.

[popsickle59]

and i never have to do what my wife says, these words gave birth to video games and modern entertainment

[Ptrrrrrrrr]

I lold, kinda like it.

[N8DT7777777]

So filling.

[ALMIGHTYZERG]

So Super Mortal Phil doesn't have cool hair when you are not playing?

[Subbers]

@ALMIGHTYZERG The player is actually playing the role of the hair.

[biospark64]

VERY INTENSE

[YamiMario]

I NEVER HAVE TO DO WHAT MY WIFE SAYS

[TheGamekid96]

@YamiMario Dr.Phil is a dumbass

[TheAlien555]

0:05 birtual

[SpinoGod2008]

good to see you aren't dead

[gameboyredpee]

wtf!? when did dr. phil start being legit?