How to Wash Your Car

[MrShiraz1999]

2:12 the dude blows the dirt BACK on the car...



[toyota1992h]

step6 have a shave

[Bankin510]

drying ur car with paper towels? smh

[KyK5Ky]

nice nipples

[mariuspanfi]

doamne ce prosti sunt americani astia..

[daltdonski]

ohhhh i wanted to see the finishd results of the car :(

[jlmromeroz]

This is STUPID.. why dont save the Water ???

All in the video is BAD

The technical is wrong...... this SUCKS

[Showshinevaleting]

The worst how to video i have ever seen

[Dragonrider233]

up next: How To Make Your Bed

[billtheitaliankid12]

spray the entire exterior of the car with hose to get rid of all visible grime: i think he missed out skepta on the bonnet

[Phr33Pur3]

Where do they find these people for videos... ?

[azzaz691]

i drive a bus

[soccerjuke4]

lol my dad told me to wash my mom's car and i typed in "how to wash a car"

[goskateandsnowboard]

do not park on dirt...

[misteromeara]

we need a video to teach us how to car???? that tears it, i'm doing a series of videos on 'how to wash your face,' how to buckle a belt,' 'how to eat a candy bar."

[Smilies85]

he's trying to hard..

[66LoveDove]

Dude,

Step 1. Get a bucket

Step 2. Fill it with soap and water

Step 3. Take the bucket and get a towel

Step 4. Get the windows doors etc.

Step 5. Rinse

DONE

[poptropica119]

@66LoveDove what does etc. stand for

[Dell0304]

too happy about washing his car....

[vepulan7]

this is a joke right?

[anassgame]

FAIL CAR WASH

[DaGeneral16]

Oh? a step ladder in the wet. so what happens if you slip and bust your face open?

[DaGeneral16]

Good video. But bullshit to that advice. Lol I only use half of those materials and it still only takes half the time to get a professional car wash. (30 mins)

[DropDownLowrider]

Step one: Park your car in dirt, so that after rinsing and cleaning it you can drive around in a mud puddle.

Step two: Wash the wheels first getting them clean, followed by getting them dirty again when washing and rinsing the rest of the car.

Step 3: Try not to use any common sence, this is achived by smoking pot all day than deciding to wash your car and make a how to video.

Step 4: Return your neighbours car before they notice its gone.

Thanks for watching!

[HellYeahhhhhh]

Is the pink flamingo absolutely required for best results? :-) :-) :-)

[theskateboard98]

jippi it is a volvo

[haris949]

0:58 the tire in flat!

[lhrmeonom]

1. Get your hose

2. spray the tires first, then the entire car

3. drive really fast on the highway

4. Get a 6 pack budlight and enjoy the view

[DaGeneral16]

@lhrmeonom lol

[briizyr7]

is this a porno?

[xDjAsOnF]

this video is the biggest fucken fail

your teaching people the wrong shit

[afarr454]

How bout: Step 2 - Roll your fucking windows up! 0:35

[TigerSupercatE1]

great way to scratch the fuck out of your paint! you dont 'scrub' at the finish doing that will be worse then using washing up liquid

[kallie30905]

y wer u roffleing at 2:13? it was just stupid, anyways, how to wash ur car : scrape up $3, go to cheapo carwash, enjoy

[zekzakkk]

oh, dont lose fuken money any more, you can use your beards instead

[MangekyouBlade10]

pause at 2:13 rofl

[cuteykoolkat]

step one - get a wife.

[lmao8885]

this guys a creep!!!

[sebastieennzz]

im set for life

[HeroicLewis69]

god this guy scares me

[YelloYunga]

lol

[mlinville35]

ok. i now feel 100% dumber for even sitting here and watching this stupid ass video.

[erfjord2010]

fuck! i was hopeing 4 a hot blond chik in a bikini!

[SuperPhoenix5]

you will need :

some chash

a chair to sit on when some one washes your car

optional :

a bat to hit him in the face if he says no

[maycraren]

TLC? The channal with Kate Plus Eight and those prissy pageant kids?

[SeanKimStyle]

lol

[ADCVirgo]

Why the GodDam step ladder its a 4 foot tall car !!!! and the Douche is at least 5"8

[Iriatv]

(step 1) Dont park in the Mud

[TheCoz27]

and make sure to wax your car in direct sunlight

[ejtlhoffman]

If you need to watch a how to video on how to wash your car...Give your keys to the person directly beside you and never drive it again. Your a dunce!

[Karpinski29]

step 1) if your car looks like shit dont bother washing it because then everyone can see how shitty it truly is

[ganee6a]

they got a flat tire, fix it 1st then wash

[stevevillanueva]

what a fag

[jovianksc]

put the bucket ON the car?

[yassand]

Use Optima Steam Car Wash, with 2 cups of water wash the whole car in 15 min, no water waste, no chemicals and no wet cloths :)

[g8spikyhair]

Step 1. Don't wash your car in the mud.

Step 2. Your tires are flat, fill em up with air

Step 3. Shut the fuck up

[clovermoocow]

This is so complicated...I would love to wash my car but I find it too hard to do and these instructions just seem over complicated. :(

p.s. Please do a video on how to brush my teeth...I should say tooth cos I have only 1 left now and would like to keep it. Thanks.

[WhosThis77]

1:40-1:43 ! o_0 cre-pee

[follettoibleo]

for me was good, no?

[aqinthe]

Why is he putting the bucket on the hood and using two wash mits. This guy is a TOOL.

[littlec916]

i love the step ladder part

[inktoxicated]

i bucket wash at the self serve car wash have to do 2 rounds of quarters one for pre rinse. then i saop her down then more quarters for rinse off. suckks balls epsically when the machines eats my quarters! then it rains or a bird takes a bloody d bomb on her

[ForgivEarl]

i think the guy is a retard

[superlukko]

how wash your ass no?

[purpleberry245]

next in howcast: how to water your flowers.

[picatsoforfma]

I live in an apartment so I have no hose.

[xxkevinxx323]

shit man i have been using dish soap all this time

[aqinthe]

@xxkevinxx323 Oh god! NEVER use dish soap on a car!

[PLATINUMMAXIMUM09]

WTF!?

i work at a real detailing shop and thats not at all how u wash a car.. this video fukin sucks, AND they put the bucket on the hood,, like whos really that stupid to belive this vdeo shitttttttttttttttttt!!

[follettoibleo]

@PLATINUMMAXIMUM09

Why?

What's wrong

[4jiggy1]

wat a doushe

[StarclassicD]

YESSSSSSSS AT 1:40

[AceCampano]

This guy really doesn't car about this car

[quellkoerper]

...and now, stifler's car is clean again!

[PistolPete209]

NEVER EVER EVER PUT YOUR BUCKET ON THE CAR...........This video is poor, makes me wanna do my own vid!!! Actually, good idea =)

[revolution82]

Thanks for uploading this video.

[thedifferentelement]

one word: Nozzle.

[StanTuned]

U call that clean? did you see that rim?

[ximeliciosa]

yes at 00:53

[theurgy69]

As a detailer, watching this video seriously makes me cringe.

[PLATINUMMAXIMUM09]

@theurgy69 I AGREE!!

[kinghoho2]

hmmm i dont understand i have a learning disability , can you come to my house once a week and show me how to do this while i watch !

[kevinmarquez19]

i see someone bought jon's pedophile beards...

[ferrariguy25]

ROFL!!! +1

[battisa]

@kevinmarquez19

and rapist glaces too...

[gtvapsamtik]

ROLF hAHAHA

[xXConnieedXx]

lol i love that guy :P

[ferrariguy25]

Washing the tires should be done last since the dirt from the car will go down to the wheels...

[ximeliciosa]

that is very true

[BroadwayFuture46]

@ferrariguy25 Incorrect. Your wheels receive the harshest chemicals, therefore you want to do your wheels first. Even products like Zep Citrus at a 4:1 dilution ratio should be used first before anything else. Then at the end, go back and do the wheels last with a conditioning automotive shampoo and a microfiber.

[gcon92]

lol nice smile and arm

[nsb1981]

Great! Now I know how to wash my car! rofl!

[SonyProductsEurope]

0:14 Smosh Flamingo?!?!

[JimiFTW]

2:17 Best smile ever :)

[SugarMonkey528]

A hose! That's it. That's what I was missing. All these years I've been carrying water from the house to my driveway. This will save me so much time!

Thanks Howcast. You're awesome! Keep the mindless videos coming. Apparently the people of Los Angeles really are this stupid.

[11HighSchoolMusical2]

That guy needs to get clothes that are a little loose

[babaG819]

1:40 - 1:45 haha.

[04ray25number2]

LOL!!!WTF was he doing to the car????

[tv4polo]

FIRE MAN!!!

[chuytony7]

how to wash your car? for christ sake, 3rd world nations don't need a silly video-for-dummies to know how to wash our f*** cars!!! WOW THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

[crossaffectjunior]

now i can finally wash my car!

[killerk3vin96]

this guy is on crack...

[geekdiggy]

i don't think the lame acting is necessary for EVERY howcast video, is it?

[summersplashlove]

you forgot bikini with sophies (:

[slygirls09]

oooh dishwashing deternet without car washing products eww

[dafranx]

Awesome transition at 2:16 :-D

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Just drive around in the rain like Homer Simpson, he's never wrong.

[AnneFTW]

Pedophile sunglasses XD

[oldcreppy]

No, it's Rapist Glasses - Jon lajoie

[AnneFTW]

Haha yeah I know, for some reason I thought it was too offensive to say "rapist", though it was fine to say "pedophile" LOL

[gamerzchik]

not exactly the most enviromentally friendly way. for example you could clean your windows with vinegar water iand dry with old newspaper. works just as well

[amibbdos]

this was was almost a fail but then it failed so hard it was a win

I love this howcast vid

[supermanxevan]

LOL,

win.

[AMMstudios]

just made today!! wooh! and i saw it the day it was made wooh! and nice jetta

[CarleeTube]

wow how to wash a car yep...

[PunkPrincessPirate]

Cool transition at 2:16.

[AnobisBloodwing]

Just pay 3.50 you get your car waxst to ^^ and hot coffie with a cookie :p

[AMMstudios]

u can't spell anything right u retard! Who else agrees AnobisBloodwing is a retard?

[HeroineStudio]

*You can't spell anything right*, *you retard! Who else agrees *'AnobisBloodwing' is a retard?

You, my friend, have many errors, too. Check yourself before you blatantly criticize others. ;)

[supermanxevan]

you win!

[AMMstudios]

i have no mistakes dick head

[HeroineStudio]

Touchy, touchy.

Poor baby AMMstudios must be sad because he knows he's wrong and got showed up by a chick in ninth grade. Either that or he has a microscopic penis.

Oh, and by the way,

"I* have no mistakes,* dick head"

There we go again, when are you going to learn?

[92benno92]

Commenting on someone's lack of punctuation is pretty lame.

[xOxOeAgLeZxOxO]

lol, you are so funny when you're correcting the idiot - AMMstudios. Plz continue lol :P

[findmeifyoucan]

hahahahaha damn, that was a good one

[BlueBajs]

Congratulation, you just completed your life.

[COD4GEEK1]

ahahah nice, that made my early day XD

[JessxHEARTS]

You weren't first, and nobody cares.