Eddie Murphy - The Best Pussy

[ricotinez]

Genius. Amazing delivery. Groundbreaking. The greatest stand up comedian of all time. This is nearly 25 years old and people still quote it constantly.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

i'm a real ist ..lol...yeah

[dakid1102]

First three seconds lmao

[XaNtRaM]

@MrVash27 u sick or smth?

[madmomentsgo]

Great Comedian.

[Brewcrew4life28]

HALF!

[HighnRichChiller]

ahhh that was a ritz XD now i get it :D

[jacobygreenwood]

THAT WAS RITZ, THAT WAS A RITZ?!

[HighnRichChiller]

is eddie talking some satanic shit at 0:49??? hes making a satanic handsign with the right hand too, can u see and hear it too??? or am i simply stoned from my kush????

[eazye07]

Why he talk like that ?

[lightpurple35]

LOL!!!! Eddie is funny as hell he's cool:)

[Dedokai32]

i lost it when he picked his teeth

[ztv]

50!!!!!!!!

[moraya94]

wowwwww

[Stevenipodz3]

he used that voice as the woman in Norbit lol

[zakariski]

35 people just figured out that they only have the normal crackers.

[ShockingRevolution]

*It kinda sounds like he was subliminally talking about white women!

[PeterZeeke]

@ShockingRevolution it does your right

[mistervanderveer]

@ShockingRevolution Lol at the retards thinking this is a crack at white women. Hes talking about pussy in general, OBVIOUSLY, since it gets old, not matter what race you marry. Its about women in general letting you wait before you can "enter" the ship, therefore making sex way more exciting than it actually is, or better said, becomes over the years. They "lure" you in with great sex. Thats what hes talking about.

Retards, you gotta love em.

[mjforeverloveable]

some sexi man? UMM GRAB ME AND FUCK ME! lol

[8ulls3y3]

"Try to leave - HALF!" Hahhah, great.

[craziness123]

i love how easy it is to make things up and pass them off as fact; in fact, isn't that fox news?

[123bathinapes]

you try to leave... HALF

HAHAHA that is so funny

[DavieGetsBlunted]

This is the funniest shit i have watched in WEEKS

[theskyizfallin]

now we know he was hoping to find a pair of balls under that cracker.

[femiboy34]

his outfits are so fly

[hazardous1990]

"goddam thats the best cracker I ever had in my life!"

LOL

[oxhid3]

damn it's true! :)))

LMAOOOOO :)

dehehiha!

[rawrohcarmen]

lmaoo omgggggg

sooo trueeeeeee

[mucocele]

Jajajaja True

[sooperdude1992]

xD he is the voice of donkey

[kiminthehouse3]

u are one sick pervert GO GET A LIFE U PICE OF SHIT!!!

[cordeliadoran99]

lolllllllllllllllllll thats wat i do...........make them wait

[brettnicchris]

evil bitch

[cordeliadoran99]

I am not evil.....not more than the average person.....we all have good and evil in us.....

[brettnicchris]

haha no worries, just stirrin ya

[amigofication]

yeah but then we wont like u no more! but we still want to F u! so we'll wait! we'll wait 5 months! and than u'll be like " IM YOURS" and we'll be like " F u BITCH, F u and ure pussy get the F out of my face" ^^

[funnylittleprawn]

wow you really really hate women. Fucking astonishing. But then, you like Eddie Murphy and he's a rapist in the making, probably has.... many times.

[amigofication]

i love women you fag! try to understand some jokes and real life examples! if your iq doesnt' allow you or you don't have life experience and you're only 15 go play volleyball!

[ChevyboyQuan08]

dat wouldnt no regular cracker was it...lol

[WETNWILD85]

I LOVE this man. I've seen this entire program many times and couldn't stop laughing. Eddie is THE MAN. So is RICHARD PRYOR. Eddie look GOOD in that tight ass outfit.

[cocoabononohead]

He's a blast to watch! I wish he had more stand up skits than Raw and Delirious. Their both great though.

[jackolantern0123]

gay

[LuckyTony777]

To JackORetard

You Suck

[smtrooper181]

holy shit all that cracker stuff made complete sense

[delrhyme]

try to leave...HALF!!!! lmao best part

it makes it better because it cuts off right thre too lmao

[klasomentas]

i didn't get it.who is half? is it an expression?

[delrhyme]

like if a husband maries a woman and doesnt get a prenup she can get half of his money if they get divorced

[klasomentas]

xDDDD,try to leave...half! thanks dude

[delrhyme]

lol no prob

[YesWeCannabis20]

lol he is totally right on this shit

[nellynel7800]

men should watch this video before they think about getting married

[chrisrefaei]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[HarmonicsExplorer]

We'll pray for you sandroeleven, meanwhile, get busy...

[DEANO6060]

Its called real life deal with it.

[Gwuba]

OMG, people like you really exist?

Stupid fucks...

[swiftkillz]

HALF!

[nikishi42]

this is saxyman. viewers on all youtube videos, tend to quote the content of the video, to show how much they appreciate that particular part of the video. just because you felt as though you had to post a shitty comment in response, for someone showing how much they appreciate the video, didnt mean you had to. your not big, your not clever, your just sad : ) and it just shows that pretty everyone, and everything that exists on this planet, ACCEPT FOR YOU make sense and are reasonable :)

[bostonsux2]

Stfu and enjoy the video

[1CME90]

NICE!!!!

[funnylittleprawn]

it's YOU'RE not YOUR.... 'you're' being a contraction of 'you' and 'are'

I had to say this, beause you say it THREE times.

[melloviper2]

he does have a nice point there

[blue12silver]

LOOLL !! "god damn that was delicious" AHAHAHA im dyin loolll just look at his face !! love it

[iDefineFresh]

What Was That A Saltine? Goddamn That Was Delicious!

[Saxyman14]

Yep, that's what he said. You get a gold star...

[sedative3145]

Eddie should of kept doing stand up

[KingKarl04]

hes rite when u wait for something long u gets better.

well it depends too long is too LONG

[thanxdoll]

My cuzin and I refer to this skit all the time when we talk about boys. I'm like "so, you realized you got some regular old crackers yet", It never stops being funny.

[MistaJussu]

0:39 - ... HAHAHAHHAHAA XD best part of raw XDD GHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

[FlippyBuz]

lol he did the same character from coming to america that barber shop dude

[Rainhands22]

Hahahahaha! This is great!

P.S. It was a maryland double choc chip cookie :)

[yo123momma]

best cracker i tasted in my life lol

[Keith459001]

cuz you waited 5 months for it.....!

[24januray]

please one moh??? hahahaha

[SoilentGr33n]

unless your chick is a virgin, sex is not something worth waiting for.

[funnylittleprawn]

Says a lot about you as a person and your inability to please a woman.

you must be SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO shit in bed.

[SoilentGr33n]

What does my comment has to do with how I am as a person, and especially how I am in bed?

I'm an adult, I know what I want, I know what I need. I'm past the point where I need to starve myself of sexual activity to prove to a non-virgin women that I love her.

Back in the days, I waited for virgins to be ready, never pressurized them. To this day some of them that I'm still talk to tell me it was by far their most intimate and awesome moment.

You know nothing about me but go on, we'll laugh.

[kevsarus]

@SoilentGr33n Pressurized them huh? I'm glad that as an adult you're still a moron.

[SoilentGr33n]

Either you can't read, or else you are saying that virgins should be pressurized into having sex.

Both ways, you lose.

[niptuck117]

@SoilentGr33n What a gentleman.

[londonisahottie07]

He sounds like Rasputia..

[liquidfreak]

Eddie Murphy Raw

[brianblair2007]

This is so true, lol...Eddie the psychologist

[jaapaap5]

Eddie for president.

[sportspinb]

Give me half, Eddie. Mr. fuck you man.

[kenle0ngs]

try to leave...HALF!!!

[shahohehe]

tjis is not 1987 LOL

[moe17moe]

yes it is.

[billyisballing]

what year was this?

[Steel0972]

1987

[schmied777]

fuckin true!!!

[missyolo]

Eddie is a pure fool! This cracks me up every time I watch it

[ericcartmill]

halllllffff

[natalino7]

eddie murphy is craaaazzzier than everybody:)))

[TimTehPilot]

lmfao thats great

[zebie2006]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ur funny n crazy man

[NinjitsuAssassin]

That was a Ritz!

[trancenergy4]

that was the best cracker iv ever had in my life

[tkdmuko]

Was that a saltine?! Damn that was delicious!!!

[zebie2006]

Guys never wait wid me....lol Best pussy is Zebie

[ericrwayne]

I'll Be Tha Judge Of That Sweetheart LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[AiSHHAAAAxo]

he did the Rasputia voice from Norbit LOL

[Theblacktieaffair]

why does religon matter? he's a funny guy, like it or not

[Fgee]

Anyone who brings religion into a discussion about Eddie Murphy, deserves to drop dead immediately.

You fucking iditots.

[kozaPilka]

I´m with you :-P

[thomasrotherham]

whatever floats your boat. :D

[mortenrahm]

so true man

[xKuKiIxJaYxDeEx2]

thats uncalled for bro....thats just really slack......

[MysticWhizz]

I'm allowed to express my religious views :-P

[AwakenAnimus]

dont lecture us bro

[lizard660]

youre a fucking loser

[xXLILRedIzDeaDXx]

PML !!! ROFL !!! LMFAO!!!!

[TANFE1]

Ha ha ha..

[mrpossibilities]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jbanda2007]

Haha this is funny?? I didnt know we were like this??? How very perculiler??

[DeepHauz]

ahead of his time.

[gimmeulo]

does anyone have the whole vid?

[greenthumb4200]

try to leave... HALF!!!.. lol.. best line in comedy.

[BrooklynBoii]

aaahahahahahahahahaha

[jdmx3]

oh my god this brings back memories. I cant forget the national movie premier in india 1999 bevely hills cop. and in 2002 the second movie. I cant wait for when the theerd one has natinoal premier in india it would be an great culture succes =) in india

[Asanii]

WOW That's Crazy!!!! Tell me how ya like it. It's decent.

[alajabegs1]

haha funny as! hell good quality as well!

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

haha so true very nice ^^

[candace2308]

hey i just got some regular ole cracker...lol love it

[cle216cle]

gotta love the realist

[SoilentGr33n]

Brilliant

[takishi1945]

that aint no regular cracker

[mjlakachonk]

eddie is one of the best, i don't know what happen to the fire he use to have but he needs to do a standup and let it all go like he use to do, f*ck the critics, he's already rich! letting it all go and not being conservative is what gave him the chance to make all the movies he has done. quit doing the kid movies and be yourself!!!!

[grassa]

HALF!!!

[ghghghghtytytyty]

fuck this stupiit ass shit

[carmellopez]

crackers!! lol x

[funkym0nk123]

try to leave... HALF

[PKCoholic]

Damn..if you don't find that funny you must be german!

[Juelz4ever]

I am German and I love it !! So whats wrong with that?

[funnylittleprawn]

or 50+ % of the population? i.e. women?

[redmustang03]

Richard Pyror in his autobiography said that Murphy stand up was a "little too mean". Now if Richard Pyror is telling everyone that Murphy's comedy is mean, even for someone like Pryor then you know its mean.

[Ehoa]

I'll judge for myself what is too mean and what isn't, I don't need RP to tell me. EM is piss funny.

[Sarahoxy]

:D Even if he said it was mean, didn't mean he didn't like it!

[Vigilante2000]

Eddie Murphy was a better stand up comic than Pryor everyone and their mother knows that...that's why pryor made those jealous statements, just RAW and Delirious alone smacks anything Pryor ever did why? because Eddie's shit stands the test of time, nuff said

[KOTTIN]

SHUT UP PLEASE JUST SHUT UP

[Sp8d8]

I think he's used to the Eddie making the voice for funny talking animals and starring in family comedy.

[TRJ22487]

lol at the guy that was offended by this. Eddie was the man in the 80s

[matster1991]

JohnnySwitchblade r u fuckin gay?

[saulsaenz79]

lol. reminds me of the saying: No matter how sexy a girl looks to you, there's always one guy who's tired of fucking her.

[JohnnySwitchblade]

Wow what an innaproprate Eddie. I dont like this comedy.

[freestylebeatz]

how good is the quality of the mutha fucking vid

[dreidl19380]

they get half they should mabye get 10%