Shit Straight Guys Say To Lesbians

[TheLiberalTexan]

"I bet I could turn you straight." :D

[NYerintransit]

Lesbians are great people.

[hazeleyes1911a1]

HOT!!! Seriously. And, I'm guilty of asking a few of these myself to lesbian friends. btw, what's "scissoring" again?

*like*

[uluvthewayibite]

sexy



[Duncanmn]

I'm a gay guy and I can attest to having heard all of these things said to girls before, too.

[deltabravo247]

wack.... period

[liilmiszmiranda]

You suck. Point blank. LMFAO, I doubt you're a "good looking" woman. You can't act for shit and this wasn't funny at all. Please never make a video again.

[recordlover1]

hers one " damn can i watch"

[airborne4christ]

0:41 Roll Tide!

[thanatos8285]

Every guy knows what scissoring is because it's hot. So you take that out of the equation, and the 17 instances of the guy saying it's hot (yeah I'm sure YOU get that all the time... *eyeroll*), and you're left with like 4 things that are legitimate questions and MAYBE one or two things that are stupid things straight guys say and shouldn't. Failure.

[Kyrindattara]

oh god, all the awkward pauses before 'he' says something make this video (along with the truthfulness). i was crying by the end of this video lolol

[thatoneweirdo1]

The worst I've ever gotten is "so... do you like, think about girls when you...get off?" from a guy I barely new in the middle of class.

[TlGBC]

lol, i like how all the stuff the "guy" does is out of context with what he's saying.

*flicks lighter* so what is scissoring again?

*opens fridge* that's so hot!

[Gicrus]

Well shit, it is hott

[justmeduhfull]

HAHAHA LOL

[Kistha]

"It goes without saying: I don't make a good looking man."

Tbh, I don't think you would be a good looking woman either. smh.

[MCMGxMadeInDetroit]

@asaw1994 How would you know? You say that as if it's a fact. I think you just missed the point of this video by saying that. Lol, fail.

[Kimcrazybeans75]

@allmightynate Ikr. Im a lesbo & dnt find this funny. Fail -_-

[allmightynate]

you r not funny at all 

[asaw1994]

Guys only say lesbians are hot if they're the ones that are payed to do it. The majority of real lesbians are not hot.

[ohhsade]

whys he doing a bunch of house work

[latinlovelust]

That what Stud Lesbo think men say to Lesbians

[yeoldmage9]

stupid...



[getsillypillz]

it woult maybe be alittle funny if you werent a close minded dyke who stereotypes your average male

bitch

and you suck donkey dick at acting

[racheart]

This would have been 20 times better if you used an actual guy... or someone who could act at all..

[StefanisFan3281986]

Its funny 'cause it's true!

[ipeze]

you look like andy milonkis

[crysania4]

I'm sad to say I've heard many of these expressed by men. Also, had to laugh at the ending with the "much more attractive as a woman." You did a great imitation of some of the skeevier straight guys out there!

[sugarstick]

I've gotten "if you ever need artificial insemination, call me" more than once 0_o

[TheNFLGUY619]

wow i just realized that person is a chick...a gross looking bitch

[cathina22]

"Can I watch"

[mebeast227]

whoever shot this video is clearly the guy of the lesbian relationship

[munchiesmonster]

your portrayal of a guy is so.......accurate...i love drilling and hammering things, eating chips drinking beer, lifting tvs you know the usual

[ShutMeUpxProductions]

I'd be annoyed by men if I were a lesbian lol This video seems to be something guys would do ...

[xxSwinaMina]

LMFAO so funny because guys tell me the same shit alllll the time omg ._.

[irockthehousedown112]

thats a fat girl not a straight guy

[Illfindausername]

I hate going to get my car fixed! I have a sticker saying L-E-S-B-I-A-N stuck on the bonnet, so the mechanic things I know what he's talking about!

[RelVictoria1994]

You do random guy things and then say it...yeah. No.

[m1mthaworld]

This vid is so fake! A guy would never by a 40".

[OfficalSublift]

so... you are a boy or a girl?

-Professor Oak

[markyvandy]

Pretty sure Hot Lesbians are up there with santa and the tooth fairy.....THEY DON'T EXIST!

[crazyksav]

@markyvandy def not true ! way to stereotype

[catriceleanne]

you just dont know what your missing...HAHA

[619bdawg]

this sucks

[53iBro]

Hawwwwt!

[finnbro]

;;

[Bribrikibblesnbits]

Girls aren't funny

[SwagmasterSam]

LOL

"I like chicks, I'm a lesbian too"

[olivierlar]

sure, if every guy acted like that, every girls would turn lesbian.

[yousuckvlog]

hey thats that guy from Simple Pickup!

[KingAlanI]

this is not subtle at all.

[kimberleyseetoes]

I'm bi and I get a lot of this.

[macacalocaedoida]

i'm so dumb i already used:

"i like girls, i'm a lesbian too"

[MillieIshtarMotou]

It's funny because this is so true XDD;;

[j9lomina]

@MillieIshtarMotou Sad because it's so true!

[farucdagoona]

why would the guy ask who the dude is? doesn't make sense... he wouldn't care who the dude is.

[christymay26]

omg this guy is creepy looking :O

[MySexydoctor]

I'm a femme and men say shit like this to me all the time. They all think they are the first ones to say it too.

[jennabratt]

I love it!!

[lilpeaceful]

*laughing loudly* This is so right on.

[tadhgterriere]

i don't think many guys will have said that to this particular lesbian/

[ONEIPEYOMAIAKOMA]

Very funny!!!

[DropTOff]

STUPID FUCKING VIDEO!!!!

[coreycgrice]

I've literally never said any of these to a lesbian

[DriftFlow321]

@FudgeDaMan Oh, I got it, I thought that you were kind of a jerk and that you didn't like her because she's a lesbian.Sorry for that, and thank you for answering me =)

[chantalsunita]

Nice video :) and all those things are very true. Would love to see you as a woman!

[ericblacklabel84]

you are not hot and quit acting like anybody has ever said that to you!

[mmiker2d2]

its the fat kid from the goonies!!!!! TRUFFLE SHUFFLE~!

[SueBeaWho]

@FudgeDaMan I am glad you took my comment the right way :-)

[TheJordanhayes]

You're one of those ugly lesbians.....aren't you....

[SueBeaWho]

@FudgeDaMan I am NOT being rude to you at ALL and I am a straight woman but I just had to laugh at your nickname FUDGEDAMAN --sounds gay like a Fudge Packer. Sorry, but I had to say it. You might want to change it. Again it just made me laugh.

[SueBeaWho]

HOTTTTTTT!!! LOL

[DriftFlow321]

@FudgeDaMan You must be a terrible brother for her, dude.I don't know if is the raising(I don't know of american people that is different or anything, but my relantionship with my brother is so awesome, I'm not gay, but I know that if I were gay He would totally support me, and I tell him everything.The kind of relantionship that You seem to have with you sister is the kind of relationship that all the people in your age have with theirs brothers/sisters?(I'm truly asking, I really wanna know).

[aprilangel94]

I've literally had everyone one of these said to me. This video is hot.

[mightym0rph1n3]

Lol

[TheEnjiNeko]

My bf would always say he was a "SPIRITUAL lesbian" goober :p

[jacintobandito]

what a crappy video.... not good, not good at all...

[soulcitysigma]

it had potential but she used the "that's hot" thing too much, it kind of took some of the steam out of it. good effort though

[summerfae]

@soulcitysigma that was the point...

[dasnamesmaltos]

all the shit u do before talking made this video funny haha

[TrickyOlPuss]

THis is probably my least favorite of the Shit people say

[nabbuu2]

this kid is not funny. i want to cut his dick off and make him a lesbian

[tamieekax]

@nabbuu2 it's a girl, pretending to be a guy.

[bodkie]

@nabbuu2 ...That is a girl. 

[heffalumpMED]

or.... 'TRY DICK AGAIN' lol

[mincraft4real]

1. YOU have man-boobs, 2. you forgot the only word we actually would say:

GIGGETY!

[abrown144]

thats....hawt..

[nikki723723]

this isnt even funny..

[SillyNerdify]

omg I hear this shit all the time!!!

[EmanMorrison]

Kinda reminds of Kevin from the Office :D

[LionelWitchieWardrob]

snoreeeeeeeeeee. boring and not funny

[MrCHECKDAT]

shit wasnt funny

[dacannon420]

i love all the "manly" stuff she's doing in the video while asking questions lol

[cesloading]

@dacannon420 @ 1:33... LMAO...

[nakednakfa]

@dacannon420 i'm hoping it's sweet irony lol

[CelesteContradiction]

Not funny but COMPLETELY true.

[sputniksweetie]

oh, man! "hawwwwwt!" guys say that to me, though I'm not a lesbian (but a straight girl who's friends with a lot of lesbians and tends to get lesbian attention). and the girl in the video is so adorable.

[NicoleWardMusic]

This makes me angry. Which lets you know that everything said in this video is completely true. cx

[NdaKeekz]

She looks like Andy Milanokis

[lasofia13]

the "i bet i could turn you straight" one is super scary to me

[AmeliaG98]

I've had every single one of these :L

[catlove06]

"I like chicks.I'm a lesbian too."

My Dad says that.So annoying.

[TrannaWintour]

this is great, you should check shit straight boys say to trans girls

[StillLife33]

I have also heard this a few times when I looked more butch " You have penis envy right, you definitely have penis envy." If I wanted anything to do with a penis I wouldn't be gay or I would be transitioning right now. I have no use for one.

[LaurelKath]

I'm bi, and I haven't heard all these things, but a good portion, yes I have! haha

[SuperCarebearKiller]

It's pretty sad how times I've heard these things. xD

[Leo240sx]

How does she know this ?!!!! lol

[sniffTHEfruitloopz]

"I bet I can turn you straight" .....no.

[felici4b3ll3]

@CaptainCraigCrunch haha

[felici4b3ll3]

your a friggin gay retard that looks like really crepy and awkward. 0,o

[CaptainCraigCrunch]

Lesbian: I'm gay.

Guy: It's cool, I'm into that.

Lesbian: Do you not understand english motherfucker?

[jskillzification]

come on lesbos let us watch!!!!

[sabrina27ize]

"CAN I WATCH???" lmfao!

[CelesteLynnK]

I'm bi, I get this all the time... My ex girlfriend visited my school yesterday and a guy asked if we were together and we explained and the first thing out if his mouth was "Ew". Today I told another guy I was bi and he went on for like 10 minutes about how it was hot and how lucky my boyfriend is.

[CoffeyAnna]

Guys have heads up their asses -_________-

[WeAreHowards]

So much appreciation for the random push ups and construction work. It really added to the illusion.

[oddorphan]

Although this is very demeaning to men in general, it is great insight into the extreme depths of a woman.

[kskate91]

I'm a guy.... What's wrong with watching two bitches eat each other??

[oywidapoodles]

Accurate.

[AybekM]

waste of my 1 minute and 49 seconds of life.

[xxxBlackSnowxx]

More like shot some transvestite says to lesbians while doing random shit

[redgirlinbluedresses]

Oh god, I have heard every single one of these lines. I just decided to stop getting offended. These guys clearly don't understand how ignorant they sound nor how offensive they're being. I simply take it upon myself to educate them.

[Haineko404]

Lol, all so true xD

[superduperdurkadurk]

"I bet I can turn you straight" *Sketchy stare

[ashikadil19]

I have had so many guys say this to me it's ironic because when i first realised i was gay i was with a very good looking guy who was a model for calvin klein as well as a sporting brand.

If he couldnt turn me straight then the hell u will nigga.

[donke32]

so true omg!! they say this shit to me all the time!! lol

[cherubicnerd]

"i like chicks. i'm a lesbian too."!

[redgirlinbluedresses]

@cherubicnerd The proper response to this is: "So you're telling me you have a vagina?"

[lockmle]

@cherubicnerd I can't tell you how many times I have heard this!

[Kiifayce]

ALL TRUE!!!!

[gunshymartyr00]

Hilarious, and unfortunately, completely true lol

[killthestone]

This could have been funny with at least a decent actress.

[pappabigboy13]

i dont get it. why would you set down a tv and then say "can i watch?"? stupid

[madisonmustang]

@pappabigboy13 because guys ask lesbians if they can watch them and their girlfriends have sex all the time?

[1stKobefan]

This must be from a 15 yr old's perspective.

[MaadXXX]

i'd F him

[rkirkpatrick25]

Had potential to be AWESOME but too many "that's hot".... Hilarious though...

[TlGBC]

that is exactly like 90% of the guys from my school. top notch.

[TheTal3nt3dOne23]

fail at being funny

[t1mTV]

this is genuinely not funny, nor up to the same quality of some of the other Shit X Says

[bimbo0618]

shit thats so fucking annoying! "thats so hot" "can i watch" ......never gets old

*thumbs all the way fucking up for ya!*

[sp4eva1]

I love that they say "haawt" over and over.

It could have been just that for three minutes. !!

[sarumbley]

I'm a gay guy, and I've heard so many of these said to my lesbian friend from straight guys.. When a friend told a guy that she is a lesbian, he said "oh, I like girls too! Something we have in common! ;D" I looked at him and said "what you guys DON'T have in common is that you're not subjugated based on your sexual orientation or gender." And that shut him up, real fuckin' quick, didn't it? :)

[GrungeForLifeMJ]

ha ha ha...so true

[zomboChloride]

"I bet I could turn you straight," omg I don't know HOW many times I've fucking heard that. Instant friendship killer.

[Hannabichan]

I've heard some of the things mentioned in the video. It's annoying as hell. I'm a bisexual girl. But, I'm very close to this Lesbian girl, and it just drives me nuts that when they say to her or me "Oh I'm so jealous that she can get you", or they ask "Can I join?" "Can I watch".

As if it's an obligation that a penis has to be in there or something.

[AcidGuitarPlanet]

@Hannabichan A penis has to be there? Aren't we talking about people here? :p

[TWutangT]

@Hannabichan so uhhh....Can I watch?

[drakeltheryuujin]

I love all the random "manly" shit that was happening in every scene LOL!!!!! Doing pushups, drilling into the wall, drinking alcohol, carrying a TV. lmfao. HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[LovingMylook]

oh god too true 

[panosfye]

well i lived with lesbian many years in the same house all that is crap you hear from a horny guy that was unfurtunatly been placed by god in the wrong place the wrong time our dick follows the cunt its our nature its not our ignorance that we get stiff by smelling pussy is your problem not getting wet by smelling dick

[panosfye]

i woundnt like to watch that specifick lesbian taking any sexual action and i dont think she ever heard that coming from a nice not totally fat boy lol

[acemanmkiii]

Is this "ask a lesbian about lesbians" or "ask a lesbian about anything"?

[thewandererxp]

lololol omg yes my life.

[98765432112256]

guilty, right now! I'm texting my lezzie gf now! Come on Michelle! Just the tip!

[courte]

This is only sad because tons of guys say this. you did a great job.

[DClause40]

I doubt anyone has said most of those things to you

[AstralEtheric]

Guilty...

[typicaEX]

LOVE all the stereotypical male activities! bringing in a tv....LMAO!

[sabrina27ize]

@Jcohen65 the ultimate crime e.e

[mistoutchique]

"Hooooooot! :))) lol

[laressadove]

life.

[Linuxrat]

Laughing.

[wasup46]

this is so insanely accurate.

[TheNFLGUY619]

"If she's never been with a dude she's a virgin right?" unfortunately i wonder the same thing lol

[jasonscottjenkins]

we're scissoring Xerxes, we're scissoring! lol

[AlphaAsthetics]

holy fuck this is retarded. do guys seriously say this to lesbians? i tend to ignore it completely

[RyanKaufman]

But like.. what is scissoring?

[MidderAppuhlpance]

Dude, every single thing on here has been said to me. As well as, "but you can be with two people at once!" and, "dayummmn, put that on Youtube!"