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  • Ralph Fiennes is gorgeous :)

  • This movie has the best dialogue I've ever seen in a film.

  • Don't be stupid. This is the shootout.

  • @vodkaananas69 It because his dum-dum bullets end up hitting the dwaft in the head and blew his head up. But his body was wearing a school uniform for a movie and Ralph thought he killed a kid so he killed himself.

  • Can someone explain me why Ralph Fiennes kills himself at the end of the movie ? PLEASE ANSWER

  • @vodkaananas69 he shot a child. Originally he wanted to kill the younger assasin because he shot a child. Look what he says when he kills himself, "you've to to stick to your principles"

  • @alchemist1791 oh shit i forgot about the dwarf. same appearnace to ralph.

  • @alchemist1791 Wait, he wants to punish Colin Farell because he killed the child at the beginning of the film ? Damn, I don't get it dude ...

  • @vodkaananas69 yeah, that was the point of taking them to bruges in the first place. Harry tells them to hideout there for 2 weeks but eventually the older assasin (I keep forgetting names) gets a call from harry telling him to kill colin farell because he killed a child. What did you think the movie was about? lol

  • @alchemist1791 I just forgot...I'm a bit confused now...and I still don't understand why Fiennes kills himself...

  • @vodkaananas69 the older guy? he kills himself because he couldn't live anyways with all the gunshot wounds (I think) and also it was a way for him to get colin farell's attention from the crowd to know that harry is there and after him

  • @alchemist1791 I know that, but why did Harry killed himself ?! Maybe you confused Harry and Farell's friend

  • @vodkaananas69 oh okay. ultimately harry kills himself because he mistakes the dwarf that he shot at the end for a child. and killing children for him means death like for anyone. and he killed what he thought was a child so ultimately he followed through on his principles

  • @alchemist1791 Now I can die, thx a lot Alchemist :)

  • "Its big fckin canal!"

    "all right, jeeze, I've just got here, haven't I?"

  • Whole movie is about hitmen and a guy who killed a kid, but they just have to censor the word f*ck.

  • Top comments are the same, how lame.

  • Who is the woman? She is amazing!

  • Ha. Loved thismovie.

  • the awkward moment when of the top rated comments the non-grammatically correct one is the more highly rated one

  • "I don't wanna run out there and come back in ten minutes and find you hidin' in the cupboard."

  • i can imagine him apprearing in "bond 23" here! hahaha!

  • I don't wanna go out there an' come back in ten minutes to find ya fuckin' hidin' in a cupboard

  • "Alright Jesus, I've only just got here haven't I!" So casual, love it.

  • the akward moment when both top rated comments say the same thing..

  • civilised shootout

  • wow, every single comment is the same!"

    

  • Everyone! I got a good one! "Don't be stupid, this is the shootout." Like it?

  • I've been looking for this clip for ages. Such a brilliant film and one of my favourite scenes :D

  • I like the actress who plays Marie in this one. I like the character as well. This is a brilliant movie.

  • Love Fiennes Accent. It's the dogs bollocks!

  • For me Ralph Fiennes delivery makes this line so awesome and funny

  • as someone (or a few people) have already pointed out, this is a classic scene of In Bruges - not a WWII history lesson. This is why I hate Youtube, full of fucking losers.

    loved Ralph's character in this. Can anyone recommend me any similar films?

  • @whatsyourstyle99 the 51st state has kinda the same humour in it i spose but its not as good as this

  • I like how the two highest rated comments are the same quote

  • "Don't wanna run out there come back in 10 minutes and find you fucking in a cupboard."

  • Jesus, I just got here, haven't I?

  • Just saw this - a gangster film as a weird comedy of manners! It's like Tarantino on a Belgian holiday.

  • These are men of honor, like in the old days.

  • Harry came back and found 2 people hiding in a cupboard.

  • 'You completely promise to jump in the connell? i don't wonna run out there come back in 10 minutes and find your fucking hiding in a cupboard' lmfao

  • Goddamn censorship.

  • the womans fine!

  • I see the comments for a second and people are talking about WWII. Grow. The. Fuck. Up

  • @Meeriio I know lol, typical Youtube. They really need to get rid of these comments - do they really improve the site in any way? They just enrage people!

  • You know what? Screw it. I actually can't be bothered arguing who obviously flunked their Humanities lessons if you even ever had those lessons.

    You keep trying to justify why you a homophobic racist guy and be the arse end of society while I go actually do something which will be better for the world. You seem to have wasted education making up some of your own shit and believe whatever you heard from word of mouth. Have fun trying to make yourself not look like a dick.

  • Oh and by the way I forgot to state I have a strong scottish heritage so basically I'm not English. But you seemed to automatically think I was English so I was going with the flow, I don't have to actually be English to defend them.

  • @Kalutikat There no way to be certain that this is the case, which I doubt it is, as you would have identified yourself as such earlier-and especially since I was using the terms "english" anglo-saxon" etc. from the beginning

  • @762full This has become a competition over who will give up first now hasn't it?

    Well I have enough spare time so lets have some fun, Shall we move to pms as to not spam this place further?

  • @Kalutikat very silly

  • Reservoir Dogs used to be my favorite movie until l watched this l love it

  • Don't be stupid...

  • Best film I've seen in a long time!

  • its a big fu***ng canal

  • "You completly promise you'll jump in the canal? I don't wanna run out come back in 10 minutes and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard!" Best line of this scene!

  • THE CANAL!!!

  • you such a gay ... gay

  • Before I clicked your profile I predicted you were an englishman, I was right...

    That means you are the fag, as you come from a gay part of the uk, england. Land of whores, prissy little men with inferiority complexes, and run down airports

    thanks

  • lmao, seriously ... come down Reading and say that to my face ... i'll fucking stomp on your head then rip your throat out and feed it to you

  • lol I think I'll just settle for a nice cold english blowjob, so get down on your knees while I undo my belt.

  • @762full Hahaha oh wow have you got a stupid view of England

    Trust me you will end having your face smashed in if you ever say that to some Englishmen this country is definately scarier then your happy go lucky land of Switzerland.

    I mean jeez racist twat you are.

  • @Kalutikat I'm not Swiss myself. The Swiss however carry automatic rifles in public (literally), while the English (whom I well acquainted with, both inside and outside England) are simple weaklings, and are laughed at by most other European countries. English girls are probably only tighter than the Swedes!

    The Anglo-Saxons are pathetic.

  • the swiss are known for being arrogant slightly racists and think there the best when they are fucking not and i dare u too walk into an English pub and say that u would get your face fucked up and prob your nose broken or even killed u dont know shit WTF cant swiss ppl pick a fight without using a gun i guess not fucking weak shits

  • @charlieiscool1000 I repeat, I am not Swiss

    The english accuse everyone of "the racism" when they are the ones who are most likely to insult someone because they come from a different country, culture or do something differently. In general, the english love to *whine* *whine* *whine*

    I disagree that the Swiss like to fight using only firearms, as blades and fists work fine

    But as far as the anglo-saxons go, fighting in general appears to be a slight handicap, as their culture abhors violence

  • For the pubs, if I walked into a Irish or Scottish pub then I would watch my tongue as those people have short fuses (but I love them anyway) An english pub is a different story however

    If I insulted someone there, the worst thing that would happen is that they would invite me to dinner (lol, how english

    If something did break out, then when the police arrive they would likely side with me just because I'm a foreigner out of correctness and whip their own countrymen(english tolerance LMAO)

  • @762full Umm, the anglo saxons took over the country through violence FROM THE FREAKING VIKINGS!! one of the most violent cultures ever to have been conceived.

    And you also got us mixed with America moron -_-

    And our country also scored a kill in WW2 with a bow and arrow, A BRITISHMAN the ones you call fags!

  • @Kalutikat Reading Comprehension, I didnt say the British were fags, (the english)

    in WWII the english did nothing but have their colonies fight for them, and even this was a small token force fit for only a skirmish.

    You cite WWII as glory for you, (you have little else to whine about) but in that war you hung on by your fingernails while the big boys (US/USSR) actually took part in the physical aspect, (i.e. the fighting).

    And today you are owned like a lower-end whore by the US and EU.

  • @762full You know nothing of the war don't speak bullshit -_- The English were first on the battlefield and had a crazy guy who ran in with a bow and sword (the true meaning of manliness), And lived while on the front line. The US sat on their thumbs until four days after pearl harbor and the USSR was, actually helpful so I don't have anything against them.

    I know you were pointing to the English folk with your racist finger but I just wanted you to know I'm as much English as you are.

  • @Kalutikat I'm not english (thank god)

    english involvement in the war is not worth of mention, the USSR was more than helpful, they did the most work (90% of the german army was committed to them during the war). The other 10% was committed to the americans, who supplied the hardware.

    Together these two won the war, and today admirable Germany is the strongest country in Europe, having to aid the english when the little fairies are too careless to obey their orders.

  • @762full The chance that you haven't got English blood I would say is 50/50 (As accurate as what you said earlier about USSR) though you know basically my origins where did your family come from?

  • @Kalutikat Considering that I have a detailed family tree, and that I've looked at both lines in detail, I can assure you that I have zero english/anglo relatives :)

  • @762full Clearly you haven't met Australian or New Zealand Anglo Saxons....

  • @kiwitedferny Australians and New Zelanders are not of pure english stock.

    Those people are also celtic and even a few germanic immigrants settled there.

    And one more thing, I love Australians and New Zelanders.

  • @762full Umm Australia is as much full of englishmen as England is. Saying there are other cultures there is kind of retarded...I mean we have immigrants you know?

  • @Kalutikat I'm sorry, but no it is not.  The demographics of Australia are made up of celts and other germanic peoples besides the english.

    I didnt say Australia was a multi cultural place (as far as Europeans go) I said it was multi-ethnic, which it sure is.

  • @762full Celts came from England first thing.

    Second thing why aren't you making any snyde comebacks to all the other points I made?

    And also Australia was Englands prison island for a while so of course it would have a strong English commune. Oh and I forgot to make a point on the whole pub thing, You have no grasp over English pubs do you? Maybe in some cities you might strike it lucky but most of the time you will get death by shoe.

  • @Kalutikat Oh dear me, someone needs to go back to school.

    **The Celts come from Austria originally, that is Hallstatt. They migrated through Gaul to reach the British Isles, where they settled, and where the Irish Welsh and Scots were created**

    The Germanic English (Anglo-Saxon) arrived later and persecuted them (do the research)

    2)Yes I know that Australia was a penal colony, but it was for all of the British Empire, not England exclusively, hence its heavy "Celtic" (see above) presence

  • @Kalutikat Heads up I'll kill you with one of my shoes, boots if I decide to take out the heavy firepower-thats right watch yourself

  • (I repeat, this was a joke, Dont actually respond to this)

  • @762full You know why we don't walk around with guns? Because our government is competent and actually make sure we aren't crazy.

    A guy was killed by a shoe! C'mon we don't need that pussy weapon of yours.

    I mean our tiny country took over the 1/3 of the known world, scary huh?

  • @Kalutikat I believe you want to say that England ruled over 25% of the worlds population, which would be correct.

    No Empire took over one third of the Earth's landmass, the closest in that regard would be the Mongols, but even they would a way to go.

    back to the discussion, I dont think the phenomena of people dying by shoes is unique to england, these things happen all over the world, getting seizures from laser pointers, etc.

    as for guns, England can thank the invention for its empire.

  • @Kalutikat An interesting response, but I would say the reason you don't like firearms and knives, (also illegal, I heard they want to somehow register kitchen knives) is that you are weak people.

    and you are scared (of everything)

    Apparently you dont realize that everyone is laughing at you, from Continental Europe (especialy the South) to the US, to Russia

    Everyone thinks that anyone you can't control their own home is laughable, and this is where the english come in.

  • @762full We aware that most countries have condenscending dickheads like you, of course were not blind but you guys actually think your the majority that pisses me off quite a bit. -_- Most people actually don't really give a shit about international affairs.

    We don't care about the US since they are also laughed at. Russia used to think they didn't need anyone outside to help them, so...Yeah.

    Honestly racism of your level is dickheadedness and nothing else.

  • @Kalutikat Dont hide behind a smug wall of denial and indifference, your posts and the political dialogue in England tell a different story.

  • @762full And also saying we are scared...Then why don't we have guns on demand?

    America is scared thats why they need firepower to feel safe. England feels like they don't need anything to protect themselves so they are confident by themselves, as I said we don't that pussy weapon =P. And threatening to kill me with a boot? I just laughed, Honestly I myself am not making death threats because your far away from me and I would have troubles hunting you down, Same goes to you.

  • @Kalutikat You scared of weapons and violence in general, hence they are not available for you. English men are weak and pathetic, they are too frightened to look me in the eye, and are act like women in general.

    Also my friend, (regarding the boot) when it gets to the point where someone can no longer distinguish between sarcasm and the actual conversation, then the mongoloid ought to return to his cricket.

  • @762full Your an idiot if you think sarcasm is easy to detect on the internet.

    I was raised as English yes, but I am actually a mix of different cultures. I don't believe in English pride but I am annoyed by racist people like you. And I'm sorry but, your beggining to repeat yourself. You should be quite aware that there is no pure English anymore everyone has mixed in with every other race which includes places like switzerland and definately America.

  • @Kalutikat ...or you could just stop posting when you've run out of things to say...

  • @762full Not run out of things yet, But you on the other hand have resorted to spewing crap which never happened. America as I said sat on their thumbs and did fuck all until the end. And the USSR was a brilliant fighting force but your statistics is a horrible over reaction to their war effort.

    Are you aware AT ALL that England actually no longer has pure English folk, which means your insulting a none existent culture really.

  • @Kalutikat The USSR was not exactly a "brilliant fighting force" as you put it, as they shot their own troops in the back, and killed as many of their own men as the germans actualy did. All I said was that the USSR did majority of the fighting in the war, while the Americans did the remainder coming from the West, plus manufacturing everything. Yes the americans came late (1941) but why get involved in a war when your interests interest are not threatened?

  • @Kalutikat

    but a aside from WWII and back to something unrelated, the nation called England

    yes, there are still english in england, (about 40 million)

    the 2011 census will include Welsh, English, and Cornish categories.

  • "dont be stupid, this is the shootout"

  • @AppleAssassin he delivers that line brilliantly

  • great scene

  • lol that was awkward

  • Thekla Reuten (Marie) is gorgeous.

  • The swearing is omitted :(

  • I swear, the only good comedies are dark comedies like this and Fargo

  • "Don't be stupid. This is the shootout."

  • This led Ray to his demise.

  • should have won oscar for best screenplay

  • definitely should of done...

  • "I don't wanna come back here and find you hidin' in a fuckin' cupboard." lol

  • "I suppose you got a gun up there"

  • this is my favourite scene from the movie! Ralph Fiennes is so funny!

  • haha mine is probably the cocaine party where he karate chops the midget

  • Greheheat!!

  • Just visited Bruge this weekend. Food, shopping, food, shopping, horse & carriage rides, boat trips round the canals., food, shopping.....aka the Venice of The North. Strange seeing places where they shot scenes from the movie. Expected to see a body falling from the bell tower and a midget walking by. The people I spoke to in Bruge said they liked the movie because it helped tourism but they distance themselves from the story - they are not like that and things like that do not happen in Bruge

  • well that's why the story of the movie is so unique.taking assassins and putting them in a place where you usually don't see things like that

  • You completely promise to jump into the canal? I don't wanna run out there come back in 10 minutes to find you fucking hiding in a cupboard.

  • I love it how Fiennes says "don't be stupid. This is the shootout..."

  • In Bruges got nominated for best picture in the comedy category and both Brendan and Colin for best actor in a comedy for the Golden Globes!!!!! Hell yes, between the director and the performances, this movie totally deserves it!!!

  • This scenes is ones in teh best

    Harry- "...ok,on the count of one,two,three go ok."

    Ray- "ok."

    (Pause)

    Ray- "What?Who say's it?"

    Harry- "Well,you say it."

    Marie- "You guy's are crazy."

    Ray- "Ready?...one,two,three go!"

    hahaha :) :D :]

  • Great acting! Oscar worthy acting from Farrell and Fiennes, hell Glesson was great too.

  • This is one of my favourite scenes in the movie just for the simple fact of being so hilarious.

    Harry- "...ok,on the count of one,two,three go ok."

    Ray- "ok."

    (Pause)

    Ray- "What?Who say's it?"

    Harry- "Well,you say it."

    Marie- "You guy's are crazy."

    Ray- "Ready?...one,two,three go!"

    LMFAO

  • Funniest  movie i've seen in a long time !!

  • I watched this for the first time yesterday and it was one of the best movies I've seen in a while - well since The Dark Knight :)

  • I just saw this the other day - I will be buying it and watching it more than many times.

  • They were really funny. What happens? Does he escape in the canal?

  • yes but he gets shot on a boat and then gets shot more later

  • I like to beleive he didn't die, that his will to be out of fucking Bruges kept him alive

  • THIS MOVIE RULEZ!!! Ralph's accent here is good

  • Best movie I've seen in months. Aweseome writing and acting all around.

    Btw, what kind of accent is Harry supposed to have? Some London accent, sure, but which one exactly? Would be nice to know.

  • Saw the movie just yesterday and i must say i found it amaaaazing! dark & lots of british "humour" In Bruges rocks !

    "We have to go to Bruges..." - "Where the f... is that?!"-"It's in Belgium!" LOOOOOL !!

    (I'm Luxembourger and in Lux Belgians and Belgium are the ones everyone makes fun of... )

  • why?

  • well its funny i dont really know why, it's just like that... Belgians are thought to be dumber or so but of course it's only funny... instead of making jokes about blondines or policemen you make jokes with belgium and belgians...

  • Shht you luxie cause its not like you are of any importance. You were ours once and if we really want it you'll become ours once again.

  • lol, i'd love to see you try:DDD

    and thats exactly why the luxies make fun of belgians haha, i myself am not a luxemburgian, i only live there...

  • Small dogies bark louder...

  • Ye Holland does the same, I dont really know why...I loved the movie. I loved the part were he got a gun to his head and he toke it away then shot the guy with a blank. Awsome.

  • And Belgians make fun of Holland. What's the difference?

  • Lightstijn, tell me exactly what your point is please?

  • Dat bijna ieder land grapjes maakt over de inwoners van hun buurlanden!

  • jaa bijna iedereen ik vind het altijt leuk om nederlander op youtube te vinden

  • Ik ben geen Nederlander...

  • LOL this part made me laugh so much!!

    "I don't wanna run out there and come back in 10 minutes and find you fucking hiding in a cupboard"

    "Alright jesus! I've only just got here haven't I"

  • Pissed myself@that aswell.

  • this was a good movie!

    i loved it!

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