Sark's Legendary Rasputin Run 1/9

[caseysdumb]

What i love about sark is that his funny, But he never laugh's at his own jokes, Ifact i dont think i've heard him laugh

[Hoelstadt]

Mr Sark, you are a comedy genius. 

[Burgerbeast101]

Mr Sark! Come on man, a serious gamer like you, running through a battle, where's the fun in that lol I like your videos either way.

[IILiamHD]

Thank you sark this was really helpful :D

[thekrazykid4288]

You can just drive right on all turns

[boredkeent]

Do the rest please Sark, I stopped playing reach ages ago but these are gold for the entertainment factor alone ;D

[dowacachufal]

i come here to see a gameplay, not a guy talking ...

[TheMrSark]

@dowacachufal You came to my channel to see a gameplay?!

[UNITEDrecoil]

@dowacachufal pretty much every gameplay you see has commentary on youtube, just works like that. but this isnt really a gameplay

[RaurelAdams]

am i the only one who thinks sark kicks seananners and hutchs ass?

[WeaselWJ]

Great video Sark!

[Seab22221]

sark needs to make more commentaries

[Rocshaa]

Put your balls in his mandibles. And were moving on...

[Mike495092]

urmmm any chance of moar please :)

[Dolleduck13]

Sorry bro, but are you going to continue this guide or not?

[joakim1989]

You are actually breaking your 3rd rule at the first level:p No campaign scoring:/

[sothe422]

I though Miles was dead!!!!! YOU LIED!

[Crazynldude]

where the fuck is the your guide i need it!!!!!!

[Starco0701]

Love your commentary and awesome Halo Walkthrough keep um cumin.

[TheEaze21]

Lol at 8:02 - 8:27

[RyanGomez86]

Faster strat and safer is just when you gt you DMR in the dark room, shhot the 3 gas tanks... They'll blow the grunts to smiderines :P

[wally22april]

BFF = best fucking friend!!

[bulletbait1337]

Give ma cheeddos!!! Bluargh. Such a nice vid :P thnx mr sark xD

[PxPYoon]

MILES IS ALIVE!!!!

[TheVAlAbAmAv]

Funny he still hasn't finished it yet lol i still lve ya sark

[TheMilkshaker01]

The Halo series is like a ring. Which happens to be what a 'halo' is...It starts where the last one finishes..I call this....Genius.

[Calum532]

Meow....meow....meow?

[xplayz]

Wham-Bam

Thank you M'am

put your balls in his mandalbells

kindda lost the rhyme at the end if you were going for that type of thing

[TurkletonPhD]

You don't have to drive up to the base, you can drive past it. It's what I usually did and it worked fine.

[xMaximumPowerx]

Mr Sark rocks.

[MakkeyBoi]

Why does every awesome youtube guy have a cat? I should get a cat.

[MrAwesomeMangoman]

Does reverting count as a death

[lostprophets447]

I used this strategy for the first level and about three suicide grunts came charging to the door

[HalfWayPerfect]

these video's are worth watching purely for the commentary.

[c0dyru55311]

also your elite voice is soo yoda

[c0dyru55311]

whatever blows your skirt up, lold like crazy

[FujioParis]

I'm so glad you killed that thing at 0:24 made my night :)

[Dominic2oh9]

haha love the "workworkwork", warcraft reference. nice.

[sea24]

@Dominic2oh9 it's not a warcraft reference. it's a reference to Halo CE. the elites said wort wort wort a lot in that game and it always made me lol. i think it means go go go or something.

[Dominic2oh9]

@sea24 oh! i thought it was the "work work work" orcs lol

[burgerbunns]

Awesome gameplay and advice. Def a sub from me. You are fuckin hilarious!!

[Ahndeigh105]

nice bowie reference at the end

[SirGotGame]

ur awesome

[haloz4]

lol i loved it when you did the classic "wot wot wot!" from the halo 1 elites

[Seab22221]

@haloz4 ITS WORT NOT WOT

[gamekiller1221]

you gave out all the information i used before i saw this vid for that level lol and hey campaign scoring all the way :-D

[Akon127]

And then of course the dry cheese, Cheetos, and mandible balls makes it eternal.

[Akon127]

Your comment "whatever blows you're skirt up," just won me over. I'm now a dedicated, die hard subscriber.

[NoFxAzRaeL]

Give the ugly fucker some Cheetos through the barrel of your DMR!!!!!

[CrazyGoodProductions]

'whatever blows your skirt up'

[HybrOMegA2]

thanks sark i just got an avatar award :D

[0909asd0909]

How do you turn on champain scoring?

[TJUG17]

@0909asd0909 theres a word Scoring under difficulty i think .... then u can choose free for all or team... or none

[0909asd0909]

@TJUG17 Ok thanks

[EvasionX1]

ohh sticky parts eh?

[megalofattty]

hahaha.... bungie should hire you to do the elite voice overs if they come out with any more games

[oRyuk]

5 PS3 fanboys watched this video :P

[98Cruz]

wow u have the voice of an ANGEL!!!

[torpedotoad]

make the next one already!

[CHURCHTUCKERCABOOSE]

to bad i didn't watch this first

[Rockfakedawg]

Greatest Campaign Walkthrough ever! Can`t wait till the next one!! :)

[SuperCowFilms]

Sark is probably the best commentator ever.

[nd12124]

what happened to respawn?

[XC4RNAG3X]

meow?

[roflwaffles777]

My only favorite part was Miles.

[deathnote3006]

Does having iorn on count as a perfect run on bungie.net or do you have to click restart mission.

[MisanthropicBuddha]

Although this is a very informative video, I find the cat at 0:05 to be the most entertaining, and I don't know why?

[KlTTYFAT]

What the fuck are you guys talking about. Isn't this mans in Machinima Respawn... which is technically Machinima, correct me if my dirty ass is wrong.

[00wild00thing511]

wam bam thank you mam put your balls in his mandibals lol..

[Johnfalcon99977]

5:46 is that marine wearing GINGSAR? (Or whatever its called.)

[Rockfakedawg]

@Johnfalcon99977 GUNGIR?

[jeremyras]

good shit sark

[TheEvanAdams]

GIMMAY MAH CHEETOS!!

[AWES0MEKLUTCH]

It seems like Mr Sark would love AC/DC

[DragonFire606]

@AWES0MEKLUTCH who wouldn't?

[JWMSauce]

GIMME MY CHEETOS!

[PWangsterTV]

@StealthKillerMW DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SnowBoarderX94]

@StealthKillerMW clearly a joke...

[The21Marine]

how mutch credits do you get for beating it on legendary

[TejbzYunior]

whens the next one coming out? Soon?

[JamesAlby]

lulz @ people who took EightThoughts' comment seriously.

Thanks for the video, Sark.

[Mashoenima]

Whats your first name? hmm

[GhostLate]

Sark this is SO helpful. Please finish the series!

=D

[bigjoe120390]

i can feel my awesomeness growing just from listening to this.. thanks Mr. Sark... nxt time u should hit hutch with the spare tire when he tries to force u to go some where lol

[TheTamerAndGamer]

IAMTHESHNIZ: nice job even though i dont have an xbox this is very interesting and good vid ThUMBS UP!

[michwng]

GIVE ME MY CHEETOS

[Ratiqu]

I am with you. I want to see that sweater. And I will put it as my desktop. I might even make it my avatar if you're in there, Sark.

I will not masturbate to that picture, though. I would have to kill myself if I ever did that.

[mikhailkost]

God damn it Sark, I fucking LOVE YOU!

[sookoonator]

cheeetoooossss :P

[joshmahurin]

"Wam bam thank you mam. Put your balls in his mandibles and you are done."

I just love how you instinctively said mandibles instead of just saying mouth haha

[k9feces]

what game is this?

[TejbzYunior]

@k9feces stop being a troll

[xPATARx]

@k9feces r u joking?

[GhillieSniper44]

The cat is kind of a cat I know of.

[SnowBoarderX94]

I dont even know what that means... but dried cheese is no good!

[Felaipes]

GIVE ME MA CHEETOS!!

[discodarth]

Sark, way to be a flaming helmet douche.

I thought you were better than that.

[andreas20091000]

sweet!

[scottrjjh]

DUDE HOW DID U GET FLAMING HEAD???? btw amazing vids

[BulletProofDuck3]

GIMME MA CHEETOS!!!!!

just too epic :D

[MisterDesign2010]

"It's sort of like a figure eight or.. like a ghostbuster sign.. or something, whatever you fucking, whatever." Sark, you're the man!

[Merimi]

GIMME MY CHEETOS

MADAFUCKER

WORT WORT WORT

[iPrestidge]

its a lot better to use the plasma pistol without charging it. you can take out an elites shield in only a couple of hits

[germancookie20011]

why is his head burning?

[Twizsta88]

Oh Mr. Sark, you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, i hope its not a fungis.

[Chingophia]

Aw MIyles!!!!

[Newbs280]

So...one thing I have to ask.  Are we ever going to see a Sarkathlon in Reach?

[Koosterfish]

Dudes and Dudettes... He doesn't want to marry you.

[ZarthPowered]

Commented already, but I really Enjoy these Sark. I hope after this series you continue doing videos. Not trying to lick your balls. Have you tried the challenge where it has you play with the mythic and thunderstorm? It took me 2 hours to get through the damn first mission.

[sabbathblck6]

4 people couldn't get cheetos

[SteedyBoi99]

this guy is too funny

[callumslim94]

drop shield is amazing it restores your health 24 7

[Behrudy]

Sark, marry me.

[lordjamieh]

i love the editing

[Dooland1991]

i did this one myself a little while ago for Carter's helmat, and witht he elite at the end, i accidently killed the elite before he ran purly becuase i chucked a nade in then head shotted him as he ran passed (without shields) i was thinking what a horible shot i took at that grun then pop goes the elites head. also i did the level without vehicles (for the achivable :P

[rachelishot0]

Sick dude. You're awesome.

[dclipe]

Sark is fucking awesome. I'm subbing because i had a vision of his cock, it was beautiful. NO FUCKING HOMO!

[Fieldy2121]

"Wham-Bam, Thank you mam. Put your balls in his mandibles, and you are done." - Flawless victory.

[xDrugz]

@TheMrSark

when are you gonna put up the next mission oni sword base

i need l help thanks sark

[816Gaming]

I want you inside of me.....take that anyway you want to.

[SoaringSpartan]

I already use all of your rules. Finishing the campaign on legendary was more of a matter of avoiding vehicles.

At 6:33, I use the AR to blow the fuel tanks, then swap it for the DMR.

[scarr1186]

this commentary is absolutly awesome, why is it not on machinima sark?

[jonasjacobjonas]

@scarr1186 he would have to pay him self then :O

[EightThoughts]

This guy makes great commentary. He should be on Machinima.

[gMrMrG]

@EightThoughts LOL!

[m0gepkz]

@EightThoughts fuckin idiots these days...

[DragonFire606]

@m0gepkz how can you NOT know eightthoughts? its a joke ya know

[reggaetoni]

@EightThoughts

pretty sure he is somewhat of a manager there.

Hutch gets him his coffee in the morning

[dclipe]

@EightThoughts no need, because SARK IS MACHINIMA!

[TheMrSark]

@EightThoughts heh, and you should have a 30 minute show on MTV where you show gameplay over any music you want. Could bring back music videos.

[EightThoughts]

@TheMrSark Only if you`re the co-host. I`ll even let you slide some Jazz music in once in awhile.

[MrBigenstien]

@TheMrSark B=====>8 that my friend is a picture of you penis with a one way ticket to brown town... your welcome, again. P.s. my brown town( my cornhole)

[zolleen]

@McEpicZ what the hell do you think he is in.. he already is in machinima.

[McEpicZ]

@zolleen Youre so fuckin stupid, its called sarcasm

[zolleen]

@McEpicZ and you fail at it.

[Tieiech659]

@McEpicZ he already does work for machinima retard

[codHunter4720]

@McEpicZ Fuck you Hutch is not homo

[bibb9857]

@McEpicZ He does and he is friends with hutch

[Nioxogen]

@bibb9857 Derp thats the joke

[420SethM]

@McEpicZ dude they already work together at machinima two feet away from each other and are friends

[ESJAY5150]

@420SethM Mr. Sark and Hutch aren't exactly friends as much as they are two human beings who work together in not harmony.

[cogofwar11]

@McEpicZ Are you kidding?

[ctye85]

@cogofwar11 of course he is, he's aware that Sark works at Machinima, and knows Hutch.........if you watch the video all the way to the end, Sark even makes a joke about Hutch:) Just connect the dots.

[Snowdrak712]

@McEpicZ lol he works right behind Hutch XD

[EightThoughts]

@TheMrSark I've got more thumbs up for being on MTV than you do for being on Machinima. It may just be 1, but I'm the champ. LOL

[MrBigenstien]

@TheMrSark what happened to respawn eeeeeek!!!! will it be put back up!

[nasibal1]

@EightThoughts Lol

[stonerparty]

@EightThoughts

he made machinima lol

[xPATARx]

@EightThoughts He works AT machinima

[EightThoughts]

@xPATARx Yeah, I know,  I'm a director there. It's called a joke based on pointing out the obvious with implications of a compliment.

[codroxmysox]

@EightThoughts he is on machinima

[Cynelic]

@EightThoughts He already is you idiot..?

[EightThoughts]

@Cynelic I think you missed the joke.

[AsianWalker]

@Cynelic yeh you missed the joke big time.

[mrfreshley01]

@EightThoughts Your stupid he IS on machinima

[UlyssesSKrunk]

@mrfreshley01 Dude you're a fucking retard.

[EightThoughts]

@mrfreshley01 HAHA. Man, you just made an ass of yourself.

[lvsoad22]

@EightThoughts He created machinima respawn. LOL YOU FAIL AT LIFE.

[zEmotional]

@lvsoad22 It was a joke. LOL YOU FAIL AT LIFE.

[necro90123]

@domebringer he bought the special edition one.

[MeMyselfAndKgore]

i love you... seriously i love you hahahahahahahahaahahaha im going to laugh myself to sleep from that yep that is how its going down :)

[necro90123]

@TheMrSark do you like cheetos?

[mcdangles26]

sark=legend

[domebringer]

@TheMrSark how do u make ur skull on fire

[DASBIGUN]

"Give Me My Chettos".

[TheNJYoung]

Give me . . . MY FUCKIN' CHEETEOSSSSS!!!!

[TheFishieOne]

I beat the whole Legendary campaign in one run, it's not that bad. :D

Plasma Pistols+DMRs are your friends.

[HeavensMistBitches]

What's the point of doing it with no deaths?????

[gadmaget]

@HeavensMistBitches its epic?