I'm Training for an Ironman

[avion106]

I've ran a marathon but that didn't grant me the equivalent sexual action as completing a Ironman.

[TheJoker46100]

He also gets a free towel!!

[viveleroi888]

That's right, you can't forget the "I.R.O.N.M.A.N." t-shirt!

[tenthmurder]

Jeremy Lin is an Ironman!

[MrJoseribadeo]

everythinh is ok because ill be an ironman

[lechone]

Jejeje eso le dije a mi vieja ayer.. Saludos Eric tejeda Veracruz, Mex.

[wsalha]

What a nice conversation.... haahuahauhauhuaauhahauhhua very nice!!!!

[crimsonmonieful]

god damn it! I am this guy!

[athleat101]

This is stupidly hilarious

[MusicOfMcNally]

"But I will be an Ironman..."

[mycatjack123]

lol that made my day

[lafreeway]

@runlevel0 yes!

[TheNattpyre]

The best two phrases: "What the fuck is wrong with you" - and "You are mentally retarded" :)

[Blahblobify]

@TheNattpyre

Yes "What The FUCK is wrong with you"? left me in stitches

[IcekiteWOW]

the moment of crossing the finish line of an 140.6 ironman is woth anything !

[pumpkinzer0]

haha, great stuff !!

[you2besux]

you should draw the woman like a fat lazy pig, because that's what she is

[runlevel0]

@you2besux Well said.

[christophercturner]

This is awesome. I am running my first sprint tri next year, half in 2013 and Florida full (hopefully) in 2014 so I can be an Ironman!

[xxdareaderxx]

my sister is an ironWOMAN as of a week ago, she finished in 13 hrs.

[TheBreadvan]

I am an Ironman as of 13 days ago. This is so fun to realized that I have done it and gone thru the training which was insane, yes... but I AM AN IRONMAN

[linbenja]

I've watched this 1000 times and still fall out of my chair laughing. I watch it every once in a while to remind myself how crazy I am sometimes.

[iCtwiSTed]

Every time I watch this, it cracks me up!



[hensorl]

sooo funny!



[nverdick]

Ironman Lousiville 2012! Signed up a month ago!

[baller081]

Subaru Ironman 2012 whoop whoop!!

[dkamle234]

poor body language !

[forthiola]

"But I will be an ironman" LMAO!!

Ive drinking a beer packing for the Chicago marathon watching this!

Ironman Cozumel in November!!!

[Tranber02]

Incredible !! It s me i Just finished an ironman and That s what i ve done for 6 months

[rosered0524]

hahahah i love this

[RyaZila24]

lmao, I love this

[danielmi8]

"I will be an Ironman" This is too funny.

[graceandspark]

It's funny because it's TRUE.

[kc63984]

I love this! Laughed out loud. I run marathons - I have never done an Ironman, but I have friends who have and while I understand their motivation for doing an Ironman, this is exactly how their conversations with their non -sport loving friends goes!

[KBWStudios]

im going to kona in october!!! cant wait!

[sarann1100]

So funny! Good luck with all the training ironmen.

[AUTO6]

Typical woman ;)

[kwchia]

shucks

[dwetli]

yep. It's okay, cause I'll be an ironman

[Solitoliquidoful]

This is absolutely hilarious; what sheer determination! I love it!

[yourchefvictor]

That is fantastic!

[VBGhettoFumigator]

I love it!! I love it!! I love it!! Lmfao!!!

[Shtekenzi]

this is boring as fuck...you people should really ask yourself, ether you're americans (who have no sense of humor at all) or you are completely fucked up on some other bases ! ask yourself !

[DeltaDave66]

@Shtekenzi Nowhere in that grammatically fuck-assed sentence was there any question for a reader to ask him or herself.

[jsaxygal1234]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooo like my parents talking. dad's first full distance is soon.....lord help me

[anjordan77]

I laugh all the time, and tell myself during tough training days..."i'm going to be an ironman"

[iamricreid]

ntrprnr...U stupid ! That's funny as hell...ROTF !

[SuperAudacious1]

This must have been made by the wife or girlfriend of someone in training! Love the hyper-intensive focus on "...But I will be an Iron Man..." - so typical of these guys training - whether for Iron Man, Cape Epic, Comrades, etc - they're all the same - single minded focus to the exclusion of all else!

[ArthurKnoqOut]

you don't have to cut out sex lol i had a sex marathon the day before the Spartan Death Race and i destroyed all my friends who traiend harder and abstained from sex haha

[FlamingFireFlys]

i hate these animations because they clog youtube with shit.

[RobbieChopSticks]

"....But I will be an Ironman." hahahaha!

[baddogonline]

Ha! That was so funny, because it's true!

[malloryann12]

HAHAHA!!!! This is sooo true. I love this video



[AilenMercu]

How much i love this video. "But i will be an IRONman" haha. love him.

[ExogenesisTV]

what the hell is an ironman LOL

[COJClan]

0:20 - 0:30 Is Nerd Talk To Me

[projectfuji]

Love this video!!! Very funny stuff and relatable

[ByWayOfDeception]

there is nothing fun about 0430 in the morning LOL

[Kimmy13x]

Lol, Luc Carl sent me here. This made me cry with laughter

[EPPIICCNNEESSSS]

And he is doing another this year. Except harder

[EPPIICCNNEESSSS]

My dad did an ironman 2 years ago. And it was 3 mile swim then a 120 mile bike Ride and then a 26 mile run.

[DECHEFKING1]

that girl sounds like glados from portal

[KingOfPain35]

I signed up for one today, but no one said anything about no sex for 6 months... refund. REFUND! ;) IMTX 2012 is going to rock!

[supermec131]

What the fuck is wrong with ytou?!

[mrcodhead67]

I've not had sex for over six months but I'm not doing an Ironman...

[mrcodhead67]

Funny as fook, when you know some of the people I know!!

[Belthazoar]

There is nothing fun at 4:30 :)

[playinginthetraffic]

This was brilliant

[projectfuji]

Love it! Inspired me to take on an ironman next, and to make these videos!!!!

[merfythcow]

he does forget to mention that he gets a t-shirt for his entry fee

[Berethruu]

@merfythcow and a TOWEL! woohoo...oh it'll probably fade in the wash =S

[MadJugglerTV]

That ws funny! I wanna run an Ironman still!

[kokala1234567]

Ouch I bet that's what the future would loos like...

[Dreljames06]

The girl sounds like glados from portal...

[andyrobinson61]

i love how awkward computer voices sound when they swear.

[AmyLeeRocks111]

"You are RETARDED"

"You are INSANE"

"There is nothing fun about 4:00 in the MORNING"

[AmyLeeRocks111]

"You are RETARDED"

[jpenriquez1]

Hahaha! This is hilarious but somewhat true in training for Ironman...

[pseudoartiste]

".. go for a run on Tuesday and have a protein shake afterwards"

Never take an invitation to protein shake unless you know absolutely what the 'protein' shake is

[ArielS62]

גדול. ראיתי כבר 10 פעמים וכל פעם זה יותר מצחיק

So funny. Even in the middle east.

[rpsmom]

i LOVE MY *MENTAL* IRONMn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[pathduck]

Haha mentally retarded indeed!

[rahlowjenkins]

H AHA AHHAHAHA AHAHA.  LOVE

[nibbletheturtle]

0:30 gets me every time

[Timeoin]

I found this from Mashable ;)

[LnLJosh]

Just wanted to say that I walked into this video thinking that no one can make anything of quality using that website, but your writing is hilarious! hahahaha "There is nothing fun about 4:30 in the morning." I take back my initial impression!

[CoolVideos48]

LOL

[PandaFlipz]

Hahaha

[laetitiarieck]

Whahaha this is so true I did an ironman this cracks me up!!!

[premahoward]

OMG! I love it! Lol.. He's so fucked up

[crazycam114]

'But I will be an ironman.' Awesome.

[DrunkAngryRussian]

You will have no sex for 6 months. It's okay because I will be an ironman

[jonetwashere]

omg so funny! hahaaa love it

[Kev3019]

Makes me wonder why i do it?

Oh Yeah, Because I'M AN IRONMAN

[Kev3019]

Makes me wonder why i do it?

[Loujuuh]

WTF?

[chrisdoney]

GENIUS!

[Dunlar3000]

"But what about AFTER the Ironman?"

There is no AFTER Ironman. 

[ktsmom9]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Greg763]

funny as hell !

[wondeboy12]

There is nothing fun about 4:30 in the morning!

[petermcxxx]

Diva good skills am doing ironman in may so will be good after that!!!

[mraiko99]

aahahahahaaa :D :D :D es gar zemi!!! :D :D :D

[BreakfastBentoBox]

Screw you, I am going to dinner now.

[Diva380]

LOL, so people training for an Ironman have no life & don't get laid for six months. But what about AFTER the Ironman? You realize how FIT those people probably are? Which in turn makes them more attractive... so they could make up for all that later...

[ktsmom9]

@Diva380 Sorry, there's nothing even remotely attractive about someone that OCD. Perhaps a momentary physical thing, then you find out what an absolute LOON s/he is, and back away in terror! LOL

[KVandendriessche]

There is nothing fun about 430 in the morning! HAHAHA

[bradhessmymark]

There is always room for se, other then that its spot on... lol

[jsaxygal1234]

lol this vid is so true. trust me. my dads training for an ironman

[godfcknknowsczidont]

Best Video Ever

[Peekingduck]

LOL Awesome !

[beena222]

"no, but I will be an Ironman."

Ya got to love this video it completely exposes the robot you become on your Ironman quest!!! The only other sayings I would add is, "must get fitter", "must hydrate", "must stay injury free" It's an odd lifestyle but gratifying.

[Twotontongue]

Oh what some people do with their time! I think it's insane (I.E. retarded) to do one of these things, but it's still a way better way to spend your time than just sitting around watching TV all day, so go all you Ironmen go!

[950cindy]

very funny,determination and obsession come with a price at both ends.

[vetb882]

Hahahahaha, Ive had this conversation with motocross for 20 years now Im training to become a road race cyclist...LOl

[dghugo]

BRILLIANT! I know too many people like that!

[godfcknknowsczidont]

this is fun for me.... urrghhh sore ankle, cant train.... aarrrggghhh.....

[xraymenow]

That's flippin' hysterical Nancy!

[ianrocon]

but i'll be an Ironman

[gtgkrg1]

Since I'm training for IM CDA now, my wife thinks this is funny... I think this guy is my hero... :)

[RoveMobileAdmin]

This is a real LOL. Especially the part when he lists his expenses. He forgot the cost of his bike, bike gear, wetsuit, running gear and nutrition. I'd love to see another one "this is what I spent on my Ironman".

[bohacszsolt]

@RoveMobileAdmin yeap ...that video would be a bless :)) 

[sutahlongbranch1]

i love this. i am not training for an ironman, but i do run on tuesdays with the triathlon club. i shared it with them. thank you!!!

[skiyewtah]

Dam this hits close to home, but it is worth it, I will be an Ironman.

[problemgilligan]

LMAO! goodness that is amazing

[aimwill264]

OMG - Hilarious! Thanks for making this!

[msKaatje1]

you are truly insane.

[karrotstix419]

Oh my! Art imitates life for sure. 

[MultiSuperMegaUltra]

haha :)

[hockeyrocks102030]

my uncle kenny made this

[cesarcolli3]

yeah....I want to be  "the freak" too....:D

[TimDyck]

No sex for 6 months? Almost like being married

[mindyhancq]

@TimDyck I feel sorry for you!! No sex for 6 months... I go crazy if I get it at least one a week, I think I would die if I had to go 6 months.

[Killermac66]

Indeed this is normal for people. Sex lol.. Nope no money. It is just the proud of saying I participated in an IRONMAN...

[Cherrysamachan]

xD Oh god. I've had that conversation minus the sex part like three times. -sighs- Although, I go to sleep at nine. >D

[Pursuept]

awesome ... so very true! But hey that's because we are ironmen.

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

0:01 Is that Stephen Hawking's girlfriend doing the voice?

[izzy0412]

HA HA HA HA HA ...SO TRUE!! Sad but true.

[avaloninteriors]

Too funny, very accurately scripts a similar conversation I just had with my hubby!

[avaloninteriors]

Too funny, very accurately scripts a similar conversation I just had with my hubby!

[airboy90]

Some people just aren't as dedicated as others. And the Ironman isn't stupid, it just proves that they are better than you lolol

[21stCenturyPR]

This is hilarious - because it's dead on.

[nikothedog]

Its totally worth it! go ironman!

[jwatkins00]

My husband thinks I'm wierd because I sound like this in "training for a marathon".

[ryanporche39]

gotta love it

[ryanporche39]

Gotta love it!!!

[julian70uk]

Hahahahaha!!!!! That's me!!!!!

[ttraynor1]

The divorce rate among "Triathaletes" must be WAAAAY out off the chart. Seriously.

[GShock112]

This scene happens every day of my life more or less.

... it even happens now that I am injured. :) :) :)

[YurVanGor]

"what the fuck is wrong with you...you're mentally retarded"

[dogtrainer59]

I'm crying out loud....classic!

[adamskramp]

Bahaha. Filmed in my house!

[nypdblue7406]

I have watched this around 20 times now and cant stop and yes I'm a IRONMAN.

[holmeserica]

This is so funny..

[combatoverridebutton]

You can still have time to get laid if you just do triathlons.

[holmeserica]

I know him!!!!!

[LibertyLizz99]

Oh God. Is this what I've got to look forward to when my other half starts his training in January?!

[BrandysBetter]

Lol this was funny very true there are really people out there like that

[JillBrangan]

how come he gets to go to sleep at 7? does he do NO training in the evening? :)

[kirstas]

Very funny. What is the program/application/link to the basic tool?

[monstertrux007]

this brings back too many memories

[roni1983]

. it is ok because i will be an iron man.

[mrgoki27]

lol very true!

[Megatomic]

Funny! I laughed and this is true for ultrarunners, too.  :)

[HBergMan2010]

Hahahahaha!