Hell, why not let the old bridges just fall down and then we can run ferry boats across the river. Better yet, form the Dinghy Transportation Alliance and encourage everyone who crosses the Columbia to row themselves across!
rsb97060 2 years ago
Truth to power thru wit and satire! Big boys want to turn Portland into a parking lot. Keep em coming, these parodies are great!
bestboy2011 2 years ago
Actually, I think this bridge is an erectile dysfunction!
fredlf 2 years ago 2
I'm sold!
travelnewt 2 years ago 2
And that's not all... it also makes up for erectile dysfunction! All for the low, low, price of at least $4.2 billion.
k1elucas 2 years ago 2
Hell, why not let the old bridges just fall down and then we can run ferry boats across the river. Better yet, form the Dinghy Transportation Alliance and encourage everyone who crosses the Columbia to row themselves across!
rsb97060 2 years ago
Truth to power thru wit and satire! Big boys want to turn Portland into a parking lot. Keep em coming, these parodies are great!
bestboy2011 2 years ago
Actually, I think this bridge is an erectile dysfunction!
fredlf 2 years ago 2
I'm sold!
travelnewt 2 years ago 2
And that's not all... it also makes up for erectile dysfunction! All for the low, low, price of at least $4.2 billion.
k1elucas 2 years ago 2