Pocahontas banned ending

[12valvepower4]

i am not fake. i am real.

[MsPlayaa1]

hahahahaha

[soccerqt3602]

Can we just forget that the sequel ever happened? PLEASE.

[ilovexxcassyxx]

I love Pocahontas, but the end of that video was fucking hilarious!! XD XD

[Kyleswoman1985]

That was pretty good lol

[inuyasha009]

BYE BITCH

[PrincessEmmstar]

LMFAOOOO!

[Chikadeeda]

Yeah obviously fake idiot. One of my favorite movies, but once i took real history this movie kind of...bugged me., the second one is more accurate. There was never a relationship with pochahontas and Smith. Pochahontas was 11, while Smith was in his late 20's. In that time an old man. Pochahontas didn't start having any relationship like that till she was older and John Ralph came. they got married and moved to England. Sorry just had to run my mouth :>

[Aleu]

@Chikadeeda

I love how in the sequel, they made John Rolfe a total dick.

[Chikadeeda]

@Aleu Yes, i actually hated Ralph. The sequel pissed me off even as a kid. I was Smith+Pochahontas all the way

[GryphonGirl100]

John Smith in real life was really old so thats kinda...creepy in a way.

[kellster00]

lol thats horrible...

[HentaiSweetie]

lmao! XD

[Amber2theworld4444]

LLS!!!! That was hilarious!

Kinda amateur, but hilarious!

[fantabulousK]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

[fabchica5687]

She didnt say she was pregnant...she says she loves him

[TheMovieHero]

lmaoo

[feathersinerhar52]

haha i could do better than that

[CMage101]

This is one of the many reasons I hit pause and come down to look at the comments first.

[mvancuddly]

bye bitch XD XD XD

[sweetcherryhardcandy]

wouldn't all that running around be bad for the baby?

[poptartdom]

@sweetcherryhardcandy no

[xXaburridaXx]

AJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ OMG AJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!­!! XDD

[259betty]

Thats fucked up man

[fauzzybearlovesu]

how dumb

[Jasonbjamin]

I feel sorry for john.. first time seein brown puss poor fella lost it

[PurpleWolfStar66]

I love it I LOVE IT I LOOOVVVEEEE IIITTT!!!!!

Man, I thought you were serious there...

This ending should not be viewed by young children. Bump it up to PG-13!

[cutelittlekuroneko]

omg haha

[AkatsukiCerberus]

I actually... Laughed xD

[XxVanessa6xX]

sadly in my whole life i've never watched this movie, but this was the best fukin ending xD

[insectmama]

trolli'n but it make me laugh

[ThePanicAtTheDisco1]

XDD huhhhhleriousssss *BYYYE BITCH* XD

[Cheezey317]

how dare you!? you son of...

[vampirechick112]

"I'm pregnant."

"noooooo"

"bye bitch!heh heh"

"sun of a....son of a...bastard

[Dragonfairyocean]

"Bye BITCH!!" hahahaha

[cottoncandy125]

i watched the 2nd one, and i dont get it, she falls in love with a different guy in it so what happens to John???? sometimes when disney tries to make another movie, it just turns out badly :P

[parteperdiz]

@cottoncandy125 Well the real Pocahontas saved John Smith's life when she was a child and there wasn't anything romantic between them. She actually married John Rolf (the dude in the second movie). Then she moved to England and got sick and died. Wouldn't exactly make a good children's' movie would it?

[MonsterKittyRose]

Bye Bitch!

[TheUnknownD]

U OWE ME CHILD SUPPORT!

[opiates]

Hahaha that's pretty funny

[sallowthehedgehog]

he's dead and yet he's movin' and makin' sounds.

[sallowthehedgehog]

WTF!!!!!

[beatlesbabe27]

i had no idea christian bale was thomas!

[MikalaMetalnurk]

Idjit xD

[masksification]

those aren't even close to their voices, if you're going to fake it then fake it good



[XRavenCakesX]

If you listen really closely, you can tell the voices are fake. XD

[OnyxDarcfyre]

damnit.. im back to the trolling end of youtube...

[KatieBluntly]

This was hilarious I don't know why you have more dislikes than likes!

[Serpentinia]

OMG!!!! Christian Bale!!!!!!!!! It was worth it just to see that!!!!

[blueangel93]

lol....it IS quite funny lol

[pimphstrong1]

smh it was funny..... a little

[moondreamerfairy]

I don't care.. that was kind of funny.. LOL

[fairytaleprincess89]

Dafuq did I just watch? You trollin' motherfucker. :D

[Aleu]

@fairytaleprincess89

;)

[mnm5546]

what kind of sick person would do that WTF

[jgcase]

It would have been more "realistic" if the filmmakers had just stuck to the true historical record!

[HeartFlamesBlue]

LMFAO!

[02means]

It's kind of funny he said John would die if he stayed there, but there's not chance he would survive the trip home. There was a small chance he would survive the trip to America

[Aleu]

@02means

They were just tryna cock block.

[mockingofthebird]

how did i get from lamas with hats to hear?!

[boysnacher12]

@xxpeacefulsleepxx she wuz probably lke who does this kid think she is...da female wersion of albert einestien (or however u spell it) XDDD

[cyberwolf2002]

You know the real sad part is... we actually wasted time out of our lives to watch this crap...

[EmzELECTRIC]

What the hell did I just watch?

[boysnacher12]

i remember when i had 2 do a report on 1 woman who ii thought wuz brave n i chose Pocahontas but my mom yelled at me n told me she wuznt real... later that nite i had went 2 my friend's house n when i came bac my mom ran up 2 me n told me she wuz sry bcuz Pocahontas wuz real n in my mind i wuz lke "HAHA I TOLD U BITCH!!"

[xxpeacefulsleepxx]

@boysnacher12 Haha I did something similar. Had to write a monologue based on a famous female. Idk y I chose Pocahontas but I did. My mom told me "she's not a real person." and I was like "Weeeeelll mom she did exist, under three names actually, the most common known name Pocahontas, her Western name Rebecca Rolfe, and her original birth name, Matoaka. Maybe you don't think she existed because you know her under one of those other names." My mom just stared at me haha.

[slugandflea]

i was about to have a nice cry and it turned into hysterical laughter "BYE BIIIITCH"

[baconlena]

POW!! Right in the Childhood!

[HORNYFRiEDCHiCK3N]

LMAO BY BiTCH



[TXejas19]

lol bye bitch

[NekoNightmares]

@POWPOW290

No, it doesn't, I'm native american and pocahontas means different things in different Native American nations languages. Walt Disney only chose this name because in the Tribe Pocahontas originated from ment "Wicked Child".

[darkfarie94]

how was this banned?

[homeskillets16]

tht was pretty funny

[lilmcrrocker]

I'm sorry but LMFAO WTF?!

[peacelovemindless]

i love this part lawlz 2:54 and 3:02 through the end :p



[imisshope]

THIS RUINED THE FILM FOR ME

[smoke10108]

...There goes my childhood

[lilithmoon1979]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

[KHKHLOLZ234]

DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUUBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED DUBBED

WARNING: Fake

[Aleu]

@KHKHLOLZ234

YOU DON'T SAY!?!?!?!????????? xD

[THElastOFtheMEXICANS]

@KHKHLOLZ234 weeeeeel nooooooooooo

[HalerzIsACyco]

pocahontas reminds me of michelle phan

[lindsey607]

That was hilarious!!

[LastMinuteCosplayPro]

xD I really need to read the description before I watch it! I was like "I've been TROLLED! D:"

[Cupcom5]

lmao how can you get pregnant from kissing? that would be scary

[Lary4327]

just want to ruin a great film :/

[AmorePasta]

Welp! Looks like John won't be paying that child support. ;)

[laurenchambers1234]

seems legit

[arleiabellewen]

lol I laughed :)

[Hatchicko53]

come back her u owe me child support!!!! Lol XD



[Hatchicko53]

LOL



[jfizle6891]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS TOO EFFING FUNNY!!! JAAJAJAHAHHA

[TopazScorpio909]

lol

[YeahImlosingit2]

LOL!



[hblollypopstar]

O.o ok that was unexpected

[sweetsugar1501]

I found this really funny actually.... XDD

[KierTanaka]

None of this is canon, er...historically accurate! Really, it's not! I did some research and found out that Pocahontas was a little girl when she met John Smith! The only thing that aligns with the truth between the legend and the history is where Pocahontas throws herself over John Smith in a desperate bid to save his life! How the legend that they were lovers was started is anyone's guess!

[Aleu]

@KierTanaka

Haha you're a bit late on this one. everyone knows that. And the rumors were started because the real John Smith perpetuated them. He was known for making himself the hero whenever he went to foreign lands and "romanced" women. Or in this case, romanticized the whole story. The Disney version is more based on John Smith's account than the Algonquians, ironically. But still my fav movie!

[KierTanaka]

@Aleu REALLY...EVERYONE!!! I thought only those(like me)that cared enough to delve a little deeper into this legend would know; mostly because even all my history books never mentioned or at least ruled out the romantic pairing of these two!

[CherrySk8er]

@Aleu lol, more like 3 years late XD

[cookiehere]

@KierTanaka you're right. Pocahontas never had a love affair with John Smith, although she did meet him

[MrsRyan4lyfe]

@KierTanaka

Actually Pocahontas wasnt a lil girl wen she John she was married to a different man and had a child

[KierTanaka]

@MrsRyan4lyfe I knew she ended up marrying someone named Radcliffe, if I'm not mistaken; but as far as her age(PRECISELY)when she met John Smith, I've heard so many different versions of this tale(some fiction, some not)that I don't really care to argue or even discuss the fantasy from the reality or anything like no more!

[TheBigjosh77]

@KierTanaka no, ralfe. John Ralfe.

[KierTanaka]

@TheBigjosh77 I believe I said"If I'm not mistaken!" but thx if you were assisstin' me!

[TheBigjosh77]

@MrsRyan4lyfe who told u that? whoever it was is an idiot.

[LittleFugueFlute]

@KierTanaka

And she actually married another white man.

[KierTanaka]

@LittleFugueFlute That's what I said; okay but not exactly, I may have messed up his name without going so far as to mentioning the color of his skin, though!

[rheaandjulia]

@KierTanaka omg we just did that in Social Studies!!!! yah totally fake!

[KierTanaka]

@rheaandjulia Glad I could uh...help/assisst/be of use!

[BloodyValentine617]

@KierTanaka Actually back then she might have had a relationship with him cause back then pedophiles didnt exist,we really dont know we werent there to see it but she didnt marry him and also she didnt throw herself to save John Smith in true life actually he sweet talked his way out of the situation

[KierTanaka]

@BloodyValentine617 Who knew Pocahontas was the type of child to actually desire an older gentlemen; but of course he didn't marry her, he didn't have the three pigs required nor was willing to recieve the ritual tribal "tattoo" necessary for a marriage by tribal law back then! That's real story behind the wound he receives at the end of the movie!

[shidenblade]

@KierTanaka historically accurate? Pocahontas was 3 years old!

[KierTanaka]

@shidenblade Hey, I was the one who said she was a little girl when she met John Smith; but 3 years old, I don't know if she was that young or not!

[AlmaWasHere]

"You owe me Child Support!"

[zeledee1]

YOU ARE A BLOODY SUCKER!!!!

[eaglevillage3]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!...­

[DiNGEEdotCOM]

lmao  aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha

[MintyMomoki]

guys, this person CLEARLY stated it was dubbed in the description. he/she doesn't need to hear " OH SO FAKE OH MY GOD DUBBED, FAKE AND GAY!"

[MintyMomoki]

guys, this person CLEARLY stated it was dubbed in the description. he/she doesnt need to hear : OH SO FAKE OMG DUBBED.

[thelionkingsprincess]

whoa...

[loveallbodies]

oh you suuuuuuuck hahaha

[BeeMeeFinn]

soo fake.

[POWPOW290]

pocahontas in native american language means whore

[Aleu]

@POWPOW290

No it doesn't, it means "playful one"

[MRJ12744]

@Aleu Which is basically whore

[purplepanckakes]

@POWPOW290 No... It means playful one. And her real name was actually Matoaka.

[TheBigjosh77]

@purplepanckakes thank u! some person of actual intellect!

[purplepanckakes]

@TheBigjosh77 Thanks. :)

[TheBigjosh77]

@POWPOW290 it actually means 'playful', u idiot!

[RoseGirl1192]

Wow. You shouldn't call your viewers stupid. You set it up so that people went in assuming it was true. All of US are smart enough to put a disclaimer when we first post vids like this.

[ZXena5050]

You ruined my childhood



[TheEndsongAbyssXV]

Christian bale voiced Thomas? I had NO idea. That's so cool!

[iloveyou1997jd]

BYE BITCH! AHAHAHAHAH 

[LordIsGood25]

awww.you bastard! HaHa that was funny!

[JizzInMyPant1]

Pocahontas was 13

[NicciRoxSox]

saw the dislike bar, but watched anyway. i'm still laughing. good job(:

[piccololover]

lol that was funny! XD

[chocolatebrown1000]

actually the voice is not that bad . but i don't like the language used in the video.

[sarasm91]

Why do I always end up on the weird side of youtube...

[ramrodnj]

@sarasm91 the funny part is someone made this

[bananaphome1]

this is what you do in your free time

[amb817]

Haha this is hilarious 'Bye bitch'!!

[disdream92]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH XD i love the noise when he falls dead.

[LordIsGood25]

funny

[Anew09Me]

lmao!!!

[2013animelover]

LOL WOW THEY KNOW THEY WRONG FOR THAT

[tsovana1989]

hahaha it is Amazing , very funny :)

[VJSinclaire]

Lame.

[xWolfyChanx]

BAI BITCH! Heheuhaha..haha.....

XDDDDDDD

[RaphaellaHeart87]

i showed this to my bro and he liked it :)

[RaphaellaHeart87]

son of a ...........

in the movie, she's such a classy woman

you did her voice and it was funny :)

[Meefikins]

Bahahaha, nice!! ;D

[xWolfyChanx]

BAI BITCH! LMAO

[black00tears]

FAIL !! :D

[004Daniel]

What some guys will do to avoid paying child support... smh -_-

[tmntfreaken]

you're not dead at all xDXDXD



[Melly241000]

lol omg

[AmazingAllete]

LMFAO!

Bye bitch.. huahuahuahua...hahaha...

xD I love you.

[Trinidaryl1]

That was fucking funny!!!

[misszoe1056]

this made my day...

[ExistanceSoldier]

sooooo dubbed... I knew this would be a fake as soon as Pocahauntas spoke. Her voice was the only voice that was off and the other voices were EXACTLY the same as the classic. yes it is possible to do something the same after its been practiced a thousand times but A they dont practice takes for voice acting a thousand times B Pocahaunta's voice is the ONLY voice that is off. plus that stupid blip when she says she's pregnant! Gimmee a break will YA!!

[Aleu]

@ExistanceSoldier

Lol, THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. Yes, it's clearly dubbed, I wrote that in the description.

[ExistanceSoldier]

@Aleu haha!! I knew that...no actually Ive got blond roots XD (not really) but this does show my fantastic observation skills of my favorite disney movies! no I didnt read the description first save for the part about it being banned due to adult themes and john smith dieing... I was curious...

[ExistanceSoldier]

@ExistanceSoldier yeah about the repetition message that was unintentional, slow response.

[mhmickie]

lol this was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[BlossomSunshine]

He's clearly breathing at 2:42

[rezgol]

LMFAO



[PincBeautii21]

WORST MOVIE EVER NO WONDER THE INDIANS

(POHATOWNS) SUED THEM!!!

[Mic1337Panther]

HE'S NOT A BASTARD, HE DIDN'T KILL KENNY!

[427skies]

John Smith in reality didn't like Pocahontas because she was like 13 and he was like 30...LMAO. Basically he thought she was annoying child.

[TheRedTweety]

@427skies Where did you get the "annoying child" part from? He actually sent reverent letters about her to the queen. This story is based on false claims HE made about her, claims he repeated about a Turkish princess as well.