achmed the dead terrorist (john dunham)

[tehClew]

john dunham >.<

[ELLA8900]

Jeff: Wat kinda terrorist are you?

Achmed: a terrifying...terrorist...

rofl! x)

[vampires7931]

hahahaha

[MsPichu123]

i keel u



[Pianoboyness]

lmao the name and puppet itself is funny enough aahaha

[setestacia101]

soooo funny

[velasco410520]

Nice!

[paintertx]

You idiot you don't have an ass!

[gssunil]

Now it makes sense

[mellowninjaboy101]

achmed is the man!!

[TheLilbud777]

JOHN?!?!?!?! WHHAAAA peanut would be sooo pissed off right now.... its JEFF-FA-FAAAAA!!!!!!... DUN-HAAAAAAMMM.... DOT COM!!!!!

[CODEnavyblue]

JOHN DUNHAM???? Its jeff i tell u... ITS JEFF

[DarkMurderChick]

it JEFF not john

[anakarinaborbolla201]

"but you're all bone!"

"ish a flesh wound"

LOLZ!

[BigDC100]

This is hilarious but Muslims and Arabians must get pissed off at this guy!

[cicakkedish007]

@BigDC100 yeah...im a muslims to..but sometimes i love the joke..

[loyhagen]

thats not a car thats a lunchbox :P

[mewmewSia1]

good evening..in fedel

LOLZ

[FernGully3000]

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Me. I kill yoo. XD ... WHAT THE HECK HAPPENNED TO MY FEET!

[stretch92057]

Really wish you would change the name to "Jeff Dunham". Sucks that your typo gets SEO'd on google.com with my name. Ugh...

[missgeorgiagurly]

2:09 LOL(:

[slashngibson]

his name is jeff...hehehe...

great video, thankzz for sharin' XDXD

[sk8erct360]

silence! i kill you! *high pitched*

[arbiter4558]

JEFF DUNHAM

[slipknotivan]

Stop Touchin MEEE

[sammykisses105]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this guy is hilarious

[chaser345able]

JOHN DUNHAM HAHAHA JEFFF STUPID

[MistaHypaFlex010]

OMG supa funn e. I KILL U!!!

[dylankunaikennedy123]

he is jeff or as jose jalapinio(on a steek!) sais heff!

[TheSupermonkey187]

shhhhhhhh i kill you

[zeb543]

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111­

[MrBenuwa]

jeff or john he is genius

[Inuyashagirl234]

I got lost when he told the bush and bill clinton joke, but other than that I was laughing my butt off through the whole thing^^

[ryanbenson14]

dumbass its jeff

[1027tmac]

it jeff dunham where did u get john from ? godd

[Dersegeberger]

ICH FINDE ES EINFACH NUR GENIAL

[jayyess115]

its jef-fuh-fuh!!!

[xW4rr0ckx3]

its jeff and not john -.-!!!

[celticxforxlife]

dude its jeff dunham not john dunham

[TheAngelOfFaith]

Uh, it's jeff dunham, not john dunham...just tellin ya

[mosquitos2006]

he is great and very funny but achmed is racism

[adrianne352]

SILENCE! i keel uu

[SameBlo0d]

Jeff! It's Jeff goddamit! Jeff, Jeff, Jekkhhhff!

And "Silence, I kill you!" And this is not fucking even close to legit. "Unregistered Hypercam 2"(Dude smb, you copied from someone else.)

[sizzle055]

for real man, its jeff, Je-fu-fuh

[taken4time]

learn to spell ITS JEFF DUNHAM not john

[metalscar32]

Sweet Daddy Dee "John Dunham? Who da fuck is that!?"

That'd be priceless.

[maryrosakk]

who da heck is JOHN dunham?

[tnbb13]

5:35-5:40 is haliours

[Sexylikepepsi123]

OMG idiot its not JOhn Dunham its (Jeff Dunham) :O

[Paublo79]

dumb ass

[TheJalon]

HE HAS GASTeam Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 Team Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007 1/4 TeTeam Triple H Vs Team Umaga 2007

[kendallpal]

Hey smartz

its JEFF

Der

whered u get john from?

haha

thats embarrasing

good luck with that smartz

[TheWierdKids21]

its jeff dunham

[wulfkid]

its jeff.

[saintsrow888]

i kill you !

[AndreyutzOnly]

"what the hell happened with my feat" ROFL!!!!

[lilmizsportie247]

lol freakin hilarious

[mcr0928]

Achmed was my favortie.

[clamp72]

awsome

[Charonveritas]

This is freakin' hilarious! I think I'll forward it to Al Jazeera English...they'd like it too.

[TRAFALGAR93]

title says "john" Dunham.  its Jeff...dumbass

[soyjonhualde]

que bocanada. hoy no duermo

[moonboy4281]

funny funny funny i love achmed

[roepke22]

peanut is the name of that purple puppet

[edaztec11]

hey wuts the name of that lil purple puppet

[omegapeter100]

wilson got magger gas

[HideousDoggy2]

A... C... phem... :D

[xoxlaydee]

its flem its the stuff alot of smokers spit out that gets caught in their throat

[HideousDoggy2]

yeah, dude, i totally forgot how to spell it. thanks though

[parvathimenon8437]

Umm, it's spelt phlegm.

[achilies12346]

lol

[llmoon2k7]

mol

[Achiliesguy21]

Hi people of enfant cheri who are watching this. . . . . and marvin maban is gay (joke) (or maybe not) hahahahaha XD

[slipknotgpj]

I dont care who u r that is funny right there SILENCE I KILL U lol

[nerdybirdy323]

marioiswhosman took the woeds right outta my mouth

[basketballfrk21]

this is soooooo funny! Jeff Dunham is sooooo funny and he's a good ventrilloquist.

[halyn789]

silence.......... i kill you hello im linstey lohan

[marioiswhosman]

man u dont know how 2 spell first of all its jeff no john and second of all it silence u put silance

[Walton2288]

this video is hilarious

[ReallyRandomDudes]

hey i thought his name was jeff dunham!!! this is bullshit dude!!!

[ishnaboo]

it's aakkkman!

ha

[skyetwinkle]

Who cares what his bloody name is?!

[ordboka]

John Dunham? I tought it was Jeff Dunham? ..

[azn6190]

SILENCE I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock.

who's there?

me, I kill u

i love the I KILL U parts THEY FUNNY!!!!!

[oce2nana]

its jeff, dumasses if u don blv me, go on itunes store and search 4 spark of insanity -________(jeff) -dont inturupt me!!(peanut) jeff inturupts hin again -Why the hell d'u inturupt me again?(peanut) -My name. u mispronounced my last name -no the letters spell dun-hamm(peanut) -its dunum(jeff) -no, its dun-Hamm(peanut) -dunum u damn bastard(jeff) -actually if u thik about it, it is jef-FA-FA Dun-Hamm(peanut)

[oce2nana]

Laughed my fukin arse off rolin on flr.

-Knoc Knoc

-who's there?

-ME... I KIIIIIIIIIIIILL UUUUUUUUUUU

LMFAO

[krazykass101]

haha sooo funneee

[kennyk1997]

achmed: knock knock

jeff:whos there

achmed:me ,i kill you

[powerkid111]

its jeff not john anyways funniest guy ever met

achmed:are you scared...

jeff:not really.

achmed:god damit LOL I LOVE IT

[horsebreedingfan2]

LOL!

[skaterkid1001]

i no thats what i was just about to comment

[biggergamer23]

his name is Jeff Dunham retard

[CaptainOmar]

"but you're all bone!"

"it's a flesh wound"

LmfAo

[therandomshowch]

holy krap im in the air!!! lol

[joey00021]

it's not john dunham it's jeff

[meanface44]

omg i facking hate this ! all who have the name ahmed shud be killed cuz they are terrorist!!

[solder4christ]

ok chill the fuck out. and cool2892... um no i think im the smart one

[shaggyzaccy]

Cool2892 needs to actually do a search for JEFF Dunham. Maybe then he would realize that HE is the idiot and not everyone trying t correct him to keep him from making a fool of himself....oops, too late for that huh?

[PinkPig997]

OMG he is sooooooo funny I LUV ACHMED!

[adc109]

its jeff dunham you fucktard

[Cool2892]

your so stupid its john u fucken idiot

[solder4christ]

its Jeff Dunham. dumb fuck. watch it and learn then feel liek an ass. HAHAHA

[Cool2892]

your so stupid

[mcgheedanielle]

lol lol lol lol,...........wth.

[cecysexy8]

lol this is fuuny

[shaggyzaccy]

I love how theres millions of videos and sites saying JEFF Dunham...yet some people still try to convince others its John....idiots

[xkaylaxfayex]

Thank you!

Seriously, If people would watch his other acts they'd know!

Like the act when the puppet Peanut makes fun of Jeff's name, calling him Jef-fa-fa

[Cool2892]

i hope u know its john your so stupid

[xkaylaxfayex]

it's Jeff Dunham not "John dunham"

[Gam3rBoy]

its john....

[xkaylaxfayex]

Its fucking JEFF.

Please excuse the vulgarity, but honestly watch some of his other acts.

HIS NAME IS JEFF DUNHAM!

[andysutton1]

Brilliant!! Have watched a few times and still laugh. Love his jokes about the priests.xxx Silence!! I will Kill you!! lol

[JoBrosRock783]

hahah. i love it. XD

[freysi123]

he's just a genius

!!!!.... :-)

[leextentenrules]

i laughed my fliping ass off!!!!!!!!!!!

[wiirocksps3sucks]

the christmas special is phunny. w/ jose jalapeno. jose: merry creesmas. other guy whose name i forgot: whats creesmas? jeff: he said christmas. other guy: no, he said creesmas. jose: are jew making fun of my accent. other guy: jes. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLMAO xD

[rockdeathlys]

it so funny SILENCE I KILL YOU

[JJ32471]

silance i kill yoo

[Roxas10003]

sweet i like that character he is funny

[willmays3]

OMG! EPIC

[asomegurl123]

knock knock"how's there?" me, i kill u!! lol

it's soo freakin' funny!!!

[KLEMZ65]

hahahahaha

[COD5WAW1234]

jeff dunham lol

not john

[wiirocksps3sucks]

yes, it is jeff.

[LegallyJBHockeyLover]

look at me ass, it says made in china

[LegallyJBHockeyLover]

this is THE funniest thing in the world

silence i'll you! what the hell happened to me feet...stop touching me...holy crap i'm in the air! A.C.FLEM! it's a flesh woun! is that walter...he scares the crap out of me! he has gas! god damnit oh i mean alluh damnit! haha i told a joke! HELLO I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! if your dumb enough to watch the explosion! the winner had to fight michael jackson! new guy...location, location, location! can you hear me nowch! my ass, walter told me to tell that joke!

[iuly030891]

jeff is amaizing! i just can't stop laughing! XDXDXD

[bmxbruise]

its jeff you retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baybaygirllovesyou]

naww rly? never noticed

[leextentenrules]

omg!! this is so funny!it was so funny i freaken cried!!!!!!

[Igears360I]

good vid, but btw its jeff dunham.

[mistasmalz]

lol how do u spell it? uhh lets see here A C Flemchchch!!!!! very funny

[kiwi300991]

knock knock. who's there? me I KILL YOU!! hahaha

[FUNProductions300]

Holy crappppppppppppp!!!!!!

[nuri44]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[zackman2933]

silince i kill you

[NaiveCooks]

OMFG sooo funny .

loved the nock nock joke .

xDD

[Shiver112]

knock knock whos there me i kill yoo

Emerald Tiger

[colonelroth]

his name if jeff idiot. not john.

[YouLikeHeadcheese]

No, his name is Jeff Dunham, not Jeff Idiot.

Bastard.

[green845]

lol

[NikkexD]

lmao!

[prettybut132]

i have to agree with u on that 1. John is the funnyest man in the hole world

[overdramaticfreak]

OMYFCKING GOD! TOO FUNNY!!!

..... i KILL youuuuu! lolz

[darkanimeuploader]

SILENCE.....i kill you

[liquidocelott]

this vid is frickin awesome

[bbfryer11]

knock knock whos there me i kill u :-)

[xxdellxrulezxx]

what was the last thing that went thorugh ur mind? my ass! lmao

[darnhole]

OH WAT THE hELL HAPPEND TO MY FEET

[crazyskater3580]

the names jeff dunham

[tryde0]

You noob, his name is Jeff.

[lilyoyo48]

lol this is so friggin funny =~]

the silence..i kill you was the best part

[kraziefox206]

OMG dat is  so funny keep up wit dat comedy!!!

[hottbitches911]

ya umm it wasnt that good srry but a dead terrorist w/ som wierd guy standing nxt to him asking random questions isnt funny at all

[adalasta]

lol so asking a talking skeleton how he died is a random question eh? sorry but if u dont find this video funny then you have no sense of humor whatsoever.

[iwanthim4]

OMG!!!

THATS HILARIOUS!!!

:D

I LOOOOVE IT,

if your ever in a bad mood

you neeed to watch this, it helps!!!

[bia13love]

Knock Knock...

Who's there?

Me. I Kill You

[darealOG7]

(\__/)

(='.'=)

(")_(")

[xvmcneilxv]

Hell I'd kill you for a Klondike Bar!! lol

[brunettegurl135]

HAHAHAHA!

[TVhAlLiC]

its jeff dunham. you know jefafa dun haaamm . COOMM

[xokiwi68]

location,location,location. haha, this is da best~loveeee ittt:]

[cheer4countrybabe]

that was funny!!!!!

[mastercheese300]

its jeff dumb ass

[simmyiam]

lol....to 'pacbud' the lindsay lohan joke is that lindsay is super skinny (anorexic) she's lyk bones,lyk him, so hes tryin to make fun of her by saying she all bones etc...

[simmyiam]

hey

[carcrmr]

haha i kill u i watch this when im sad and i always get a kick out of it

[pacbud]

i didnt get the lohan joke at all ... some1 explain =P

[jeremyandrandy]

holy shit it funny

[khyroki]

who da f is john dunham??????? its jeff =D

[HSMcorbin]

knok knowk whos there me ill kill u LMAO so funny!! i thought i ran out of minutes bu i took that verizon bastard with me! so funnyyy

[samm4clan]

THIS CRACKS ME UP!!every time i watch it i still laugh!!!!

[jimjones710]

Jeff Dunham rocks!!! I kill You

[freakretardo24]

i love it. "silence. i kill u"

[drzsexistmami]

lol 'i kill you!' omg that never gets old lmao

[gurubill2]

hahah please do not put me back in the same suitcase!!!!! why not? cause he has gas!!!!!