The Count Censored

[makeeno]

Instead of having the clone trooper from Star Wars humping a tree this should be a Dare you to not laugh through out this vid. Thumbs up if you agree!

[cheeseburger6001]

this is the most i laughed at a vid in VERY long time

[bananaqueen72]

Been watching on repeat for about an hour and still haven't stopped laughing.

[donutlover60]

Run away spiders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wolfcard1]

lol i watch this daily and i laugh every time xD

[bkh810668t]

how do you f**** candles

[TheLongrangeshooter]

@bkh810668t cylindrical object... need i say more? U dont just fuck with a dick... and holy shit this video makes me laugh so effing hard.

[jace708]

thank god he did not have a cat

[metfan82]

i love how this works..

[Razorburnkeels]

That explains why the Cobwebs are sooo sticky...

[TheTacoBucket]

fap fap fap fap fap

[chestersdad07]

Bella, if you are watching this video, you need to forget about Jacob and Edward because this is the vampire you need to f**k.

[Bellenoireprincesse]

Rofl this is too funny!!!!

[theguybye]

lol

[LazyLonerLayla]

"I f*ck the spiders on the walll"

LOL

[shikamarudreamer]

so i was having a REALLY bad day today and my boyfriend sent me here to smile. i got to admit, even on a day like this, its IMPOSSIBLE not to crack a smile that this. :D

[marsmanify]

notice how he says oh yeah after he says "when im alone i

f*ck myself??

[willyb224]

sooo funny

[MarinVillalpando15]

1:26 "When I am alone I f**k myself" HAHA xD

[TheGriffonSmile]

i showed this to my grandmom, and her depends failed on her and she pissed her pants. oh grandma XD

[SaturnFairchild95]

haha thak you ZV for tweeting this i died watching

[Cheesecakeyummyful]

I have the same problem...

[swagerez]

little known fact: this video was filmed with a potato.

[danifangurl2]

when im alone i bleeep myself. i lost it theere lol!!!!

[MyNameIsNotViktor]

"When i'm alone I fu** myself" True story.

[DeNerdGamer]

I PISSED MY PANTS

[PepperPUnderwood]

*I **** the cobwebs in the hall *Boyoyong

[superhappyjen]

OMG this is brilliant

[tHeCoLeMaN695]

FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[purpledinosar7170]

@tHeCoLeMaN695 Literally...

[stuckers1]

Why does the count look like Klinger from M•A•S•H?

[HeadBangerJedi]

I died of laughter at 1:25

[Darty105]

If this was SOPA, we wouldn't have YouTube right now.

[AlphaWolfLulu88]

Who else thinks he sounds like Robin Williams? :P

[saferxsephiroth]

I bet he can't wait to **** SOPA's mistakes

[Lee197234]

I think i just peed myself.

[TheLBPfan77]

When I'm Alone I **** Myself. "Favorite"

[Nicoleisous]

1:15 "Boing!" Haha :)))

[Daisukae]

NOT THE COBWEBS!

[AnimalNitrateInMind]

When I'm alone I *BEEP* myself.

BEST! LINE! EVAH!

[TheRazorBlade101]

I fuck the cobwebs in the hall...

[jesusmacias17]

All at once 0.o

[Zombiekilla5310]

noooooo!!!!!! poor candles

[LegitSpartaN118]

I fuck the spiders on the wall.................

[squarerootof9001]

if they are bleeping out count shouldn't his name be the Fuck?

[LNER4771]

@squarerootof9001

Good point...

Okay, I talked about that with the owners, and they say that PIPA and SOPA are such big B****es that it has to remain the same.

[destroyah1990]

Are you sure The Count is not talking about sex? XD

[radialskyblue]

Lololol

[mcgeeslover]

Poor spiders... :'(

[Monopolycat]

XD lollolol

[ninjattackzone]

Hilarious

[mustloveMJ119]

dont leave him alone with your kids

[mustloveMJ119]

Poor spiders :(

[mcgeeslover]

@mustloveMJ119 Whoops,I typed almost exactly the same thing before I read this comment! :P

[DTTRFTH]

DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT ohhh god help u if u like this coment!!!

[cupcakefan29]

LMFAO poor spiders.....

[elronman]

is the count jewish?

[imalionxoxo]

faster faster. it is so exciting.

[SprinkleThatOnMe]

NOT THE SPIDERS!

[LegitSpartaN118]

Slowly slowly

[shadymaher36]

What do you do when you're alone?

[MandKproductions22]

@shadymaher36 I --------- myself.

[Redfeather624]

It all makes so much sense now....

[skottie135790]

1:24

[PropagandaPenguin]

i cant stop watching this! must.. resist! *gives in*

[THEUNDEADNIGHTMAREZ]

That was piss funny

[ADMINOFMW2]

Butthole!!!!!

[jessicakgarcia05]

Omg hilarious first time I seen it I was at work cracking my ass off!

[alexcassell97]

haha i love this video! ;D

[Wolfcard1]

PRESS 7 AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAY OH YEEEAH A BUNCH!!!! LOLOLOL

[Wolfcard1]

are the spiders ok?

[sunburstshredder]

I fell out of my chair laughing!

[aragost]

NOT THE SPIDERS!

[sumyiahkhan97]

i count myself!!!

LMFAAOOO

cant stop laughing :D

[Chandersson25]

Is this the orginal version or just a parody?

[pimpymcdougall]

It's videos like this that motivate companies to support SOPA.

[3viLCL0wNxxx]

you sick bastard... I like you

[HeyHeyHey1753]

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ;)

[CCthebat]

Wow! XD XD

[pyschofreakforever]

LMFAO this song is perfect It was made to fit ahhahahahahah

[mahdidi96]

i swear, i this song was MADE to fit with fucking!

[scout101ful]

god this guy got +1 sub XD

[Japanfreak21]

I **** slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster.

Once I start to **** it;'s really hard to stop.

Faster, Faster it is so exciting, I could **** forever, **** until I drop!

Love that part

[FROSTI3ASAAD]

I SHIT MYSELF



[CantBeToCareful]

This is so scary

[Picmadter101]

I'm scared now

[edisonandhunter]

SOPA would have to sensor the sensors...

[degso0]

@edisonandhunter censor*. Sensors sense things.

[shinkashank]

@edisonandhunter *censor

[rainingblood5150]

@edisonandhunter i believe the word you wanted was "censor"

[MrBobSolo]

@edisonandhunter learn to spell

[eccles714]

DAMN YOU SOPA!!!!!

[hsfigueiredo80]

I never thought I would EVER say this... but here goes:

- poor spiders...

(there... I said it...)

[FunnyJoe131]

HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I F*** SLOWLY SLOWLY, IT IS SO EXCITING!! LOLZZ!!!

[lastEvergreen]

You haven't got me my money hoe.

Bitch, how many times do I have to slap you for you to get my money?

1 2 3 4 Four slaps! ah! ah! ah!

[Indrica]

The song of the c*nt!

[ITZGENSON]

OH LOOK SOPA HAS ALREADY HIT

[CaptainPeregrine]

I have seen this video a thousand time... and it is still helarious!

[monkeysackskin]

If the counts such a sexual deviant should he be allowed near the kids on sesame street nasty mtherfker LOL

[IMBIGJT]

i still watch this video since the day it came out

[PropagandaPenguin]

Rule number 34 in a nutshell

[MsHellakitty]

1:22

[UtubeH8tr]

i just realized after soo many years later, is the count jewish?

[SlayaPlaya666]

love the orgasm noice after he says i ***** myself

"when im alone i ***** myself, uh yea"

[awhiteoreo]

faster! faster! faster!

[EP1CJADEN]

i fuck slowly slowly every fucking day

[EP1CJADEN]

@EP1CJADEN fuck forever

[Herrmannator81]

Props the person that totally dissed Twilight. Haha! I bet the Count would f**k those people up. Hey he just said he loves f**king. LOL!

[waterine]

It is so exciting!

[MrJsimbulan]

over 1000 dislikes!!!!!! What the ****!!!! People need to loosen up.

[CrStrifey]

1:13 the spiders are trying to get away from him.

[DarkVirusXCIV]

omfgroflmfao

[cano24castro13]

First time I've ever cried laughing

[mlib94]

L.M.F.A.O



[MrChrisw511]

hes HAS to have herpys...he needs a girlfreind..to fuck

[bellatheliar]

"When I'm alone I fuck myself."

gpoy

[deanie89142]

@bellatheliar do you even know what gpoy even means?

[elektronic]

1:48 is my favorite part, because he completely loses his shit hahaha

[Isabelogmig]

By the way.. Poor little spiders!

[Isabelogmig]

Childhood totalt ruined.. Freaking hilarious!

[KrzywiznaSosny]

2:03

[happyhippos4449grrl]

lesson learned: do not take a sip of drink coke right before 1:28.

[lleeilleei1]

You know that I am called the Count, cause i really love to f************. sometimes i sit and f**** for days.

[chathura0004]

candles--dildos o.O??

[chase1146]

funny part is that it acutully founds like hes going to say fuck

[flmarlins94]

the counts definitely a jew

[Swat32898]

Ok even in the original how can you count yourself

[FtNinja1996]

I ******* the cobwebs... HOW THE HELL WOULD THAT WORK

[Sibblyman531]

doesnt help that after he says he ***** himself he says awww yeah.

[boom169169]

I like to *beep* my self too.

[Jumpman6464]

"When I'm alone... I F*** myself.... slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster..."

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love it.

[misterblaizer]

Poofaced counting man lol X

[WreckedCannon]

OMG i cant breathe!!

[ravager48]

@WreckedCannon ^This! 1000 times this!

[Ma7amad00]

Imagine that was what we watched when we were young,,,:D

[mizget]

when im alone i ****** myself

[SoonToBeAwesome]

I ******** the spiders on the wall!

[MrBballer2500]

i just showed this to my little brother for the first time and he literally peed his pants laughing!!! LOL this vid never gets old.

[vettefreak89]

sixteen years ago would have imagined that something called the internet would have something called youtube which then had a this video posted?

[CakeBandit23]

When I'm alone I *BLEEP* ...myself :,<

[FreezingHotFire]

Boom! no more childhood

[MelodicMermaid]

I love the BOIIING! I can't stop listening to this!!!

[jameson989]

What is the name of the piece of music in this video? I know it isn't Hava Nagila

[isobets]

1:23 ~

[LeCaptainOfficiel]

Fap theme.

[koutaa55]

What?

THE COUNT is evolving!

...

Congratulations! Your THE COUNT evolved into THE CUNT

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

1:27

when im alone i ------ myself *pervert "oh Yeah"*

[TheSteelStallion]

I **** the spiders on the wall..

I **** the cobwebs in the hall..

I **** the candles on the shelf...

When I'm alone I **** myself! xD best bit

[13nativechick]

I bleep the cobwebs in the hall!!!

[93texasgirl]

when I first saw this I actually rofl it's soooo funny!!!

[wyliedawg45]

mother fucker that is funny



[AdamHinckley]

i lost it when he said when im alone i beep myself

[averagefuzz]

your mom likes to %^&* my balls

[averagefuzz]

it's rape if you get ***ed without permission

[averagefuzz]

your mom wouldn't stop ****ing me

[averagefuzz]

me and your mom @%&$ each other

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

1:24 o yeahhh

[Jakesoky]

Poor Spiders! Did they catch the AIDS from him? Laughed Hard. I LOVE THIS VIDEO. UR A GENIUS!

[KiddCrowley]

Breaking News!: The Count has just died of AIDS, he will be surely missed. It appeared he enjoyed a little bit too much *Bleep* ing

[FBHTandGD]

"it is so exciting" lol

[CornOnTheCobIIV]

Tear tear I GOTTA SHOW THIS TO eVER

[LikeLegitness]

I cried at least three times from watching xD

[Ryan40044]

i also love to fuck

[iceicls]

this is the best

[lordodark2]

this video really puts me in the mood

[1706livie]

best vid EVER

[Ex7a5y]

When im alone i f**k myself :D :D

[lilxmissxhavic]

rule #34, strikes again

[1zangoose]

when i was showed this by my friend on his i pod i kaughed so hard i got in trouble cuz i was really loud and couldn't stop.

[SuperCloud93]

LMFAO

[iFatDog]

Nightmare fuel raised to 100.

[peachyfangirly]

Why did they make this so easy to turn into this xD

[WeeEnglishTeacup1991]

lol, this makes him sound like a whore xD

[2kano113]

He f**ks the cobwebs in the hole?

What did he really say? XD Scare?

It could easily be replaced with f**k. XD

[kmmiller1981]

@2kano113 the cobwebs in the Hall... not hole

[PlayerTwoHasJoined]

@2kano113 Count* every bleep is for Count

[fireisgold1]

This is disturbing but fucking hillarious