The Muppet Show. Swedish Chef - Rroasted Turkey (ep.4.08)

[jess1908r]

Am 17 and I had only heard about Muppet's .. so my Dad showed me some episodes few months ago and i was like. . .WoW..I had no idea that they are funny like this... Chef !! LoL..he is amazing.. TORKY won!

[smiley10162]

Who says this: arbuggy buggy arararararar

The Chef, Of course!

[chocolatefountain95]

When my dad bought some smoked salmon from IKEA he said it's like normal some salmon but it goes "born-bort-bory-boo" instead

[nickiscool575]

e hope its cpr



[radiowavesusa]

I am well into my 30's and I still find the Swedish Chef funny!

[firedemon101]

TORKY lol

[Bossm4n]

He Kiss the TORKY!

[p4matty]

funny

[Lukelr]

at 0:34...did he call the stupid bird "Porky"?? I've never heard of a turkey named Porky. I'm just sayin...

[nonzz3ro]

@Lukelr Torky.

[spamopvang]

OKEE-BO. Using this brilliant catchphrase as tribute to the chef/Jim Henson, but it leads to raised brows ;)

[danielleeross]

like if your viewer 777,042! lol and ah BORK BORK BORK!!!!

[misticglass]

great vid

[judithj1]

LMAO

[bowery13]

Happy Thanksgiving to Adam n Raymond!

Mom Loves You,Always XOXO 2011

[puppetstadventure]

Lesson one! Make sure ur turkey can't fight back!!!

[GloriaD5767]

Occupy Muppet Show!



[equitium]

skeewr de toorkey

[Firemanavalos]

this character confused me as a child. he just stumbles around mumbling.  I couldn't figure out how that was funny...

[opisthobranch]

Yeah, the turkey won!!!

[CDD1718]

BORK! BORK! BORK!

[disateryoshi]

turkey likes them anal

[nathansmygift]

The Chef looks like Dr Phil : )

[aznsketcher]

DA MUPPETS WAS THE BEST SHOW!!!!! used to be on Sunday evenings, that's when I knew school would be the next day...=(

[catanarchy]

Mmmm... Mmmm... Tofurky (Turtle Island Foods) is awesome, and cruelty-free, too!

[uofm97]

Well, this take me back at least 25 years......lol.

[IThinkSTDsAreSexy]

Here Torkey, Torkey! :D

[ronelldo1]

i would lmfao if he would smash the pans at his head in the intro :D

swedish chef bloopers :D:D:D:D

[3802372]

whoever said that you'd have to remember to comment,shit them.

[VickyLuthienTinuviel]

The turkey is too big!

[MEYERS3000]

Anyone else catch the innuendo at 0:36? 

[ren2020ky]

@MEYERS3000 if u dont remember this shit and have only seen it on youtube, u shouldnt comment....

[ChicagoSouthDan]

@MEYERS3000 Yes, skewer can have a double meaning, but there is no innuendo. The Muppets was a G-rated show.

[pulaat]

hahahahahahaha



[xAntonNaslundx]

FYI It'd be spelled Bårk Bårk Bårk! Not Börk Börk Börk... :)

[MsSwedenRock]

Svenske kocken <3

[Linkinparkzach]

Wait the turkey didnt hav pants my bad

[Linkinparkzach]

The turkey was about ready to pis his pants

[incarnationofsorrow]

Dude's just plain sadistic for making it such a point to make sure the torkey understands how it's about to get impaled with a spikey metal pole.

[TheBatmanSmells]

So funny when he goes "börk börk börk!" XD

[kavalid1]

dude jus got bitch slapped by his "dinner".

[LxRaitofan]

Börk, börk, börk!



[utube2859]

This is so Funny !!:) I am swedish but dont understand so much Of his langue:)

[narutodream12]

This is what the Turkey was trying to say

"Your gonna shove that where?"

[ThePotus2032]

0:21 HOLY CRAP GIANT TURKEY!

[TheBAGman17]

a vegan being a sef rightous asshole big suprise -_-

[Steviethetornadokid]

PROSTATE EXZAM!!!!!!

[HawkSprings1961]

BORK BORK BORK!!!

[sativahi]

Its a puppet,, a very funny puppet. How can anyone be angry after watching this???He really isn't killing anything that's alive.He only kills foam puppets that are already dead.You're really missing the point if you can have a row after watching this!

[bluephoenix52]

@sativahi And he never actually kills anything anyway. The animals outsmart him every single time. :D

[BigEasyWinger]

Excuseim!!! :P

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

lol!

[molliear]

:50 - turkey slap - sooo funny

[ElectricFrog1616]

hahahaha im a vegetarian too....seriously get over it guys its the freaking muppets and it's hilarious.

[erickvega15]

This chef is unique, quite good!

[marshalsteve213]

i don't know how a muppet video started a vegitarian debate

personally i eat meat as i didn't clime to the top of the food chain to eat carrots

if your a vegatarian then be one and shut up

[PeachWookiee]

@marshalsteve213 It's the Internet. A seemingly innocuous thread can start a knock-down drag-out debate. Even a Muppets video.

[RabbidPeanutButter]

The Turkey dies not like it up the ass :D lol

[brittanyandadrianna]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[alecbh13]

The Torkey is the original teabagger!!! :O

1:01

XD ROFL

[beaconnell]

LOL

[burtisandrob]

BORK BORK BORK!

[TheEvational]

INTRODUCING NEW GAME FOR THE WII, PS3, AND XBOX 360! Super Ninja Turkey 3!!!

[Kainenz0r]

First step: Rape the turkey

Second step: Probe the turkey

Third Step: Get teabagged by the turkey.

[jljonte]

@Kainenz0r HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

[TheAbridgedGamer]

So this is where Littlekuriboh got the idea of a Swedish Naruto :D

BORK BORK, Freaking Hillarious XD

[druidmon5]

bark mark bark mark!!!1

[SRagy]

I am pretty sure the turkey tea-bagged him at the end there.

[ozs2lbs]

@SRagy ROTFLMAO !!!!!! SERIOUSLY FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN--KILLER MAN!!  LMAO STILL

[nichst100]

@SRagy I think he turkey-slapped him.

[Typewriter102]

That turkey is a ninja.

[dorsalwhistle]

Chef should have a show on the Food channel

[msamericanpatriot]

@dorsalwhistle Only one problem. It would have to come with subtitles because that is ACTUAL Swedish he is talking.

[AkuSan10]

1:02 - I swear the Turkey's teabagging the chef

[lillttleblue]

Good ninja moves turkey

[MrWerehog23]

Ha, ha, ha, got his ass handed to him by a Turkey! lol

[jjlwatts]

10 turkeys disagreed with sodomy lmao

[taipan2021]

@dll0990 u really are a retart thats the damn joke ur not meant to understand what hes saying thats why its so god dam funny cant believe u dont get it. and the parts u are ment to understand are spoken incorrectly as a joke like when he days torrky everyone knows he means turkey and the rest makes no sence thats y its funny omg

[Xxbucho1951xX]

BORK BORK BORK

[KashwanAhmed]

bork bork vork"

[Maksapihvi]

Guess he's a big fan of Cannibal Holocaust...

[cocolossal69]

Swedish Chef literally makes me LOL!!!!! XD

[CU2UK]

Swedish Chef for president!

[xXsNiPInGfaiLurEXx]

SKEWER THE DAMN TURKEY

[123terazpiotr]

tak się robi pieczonego indyka!

[MrPunkcity]

Tbear2200: No, Bork does actually dont mean anything

[MrPunkcity]

Tbear2200: No, Bork does actually dont mean anything special....

[FuriousPumpkin]

:50 turkey slap. 

[YUMYUMYAAH]

ahahahahahahahahahah

[tbear2200]

What does bork bork bork mean!? Does it mean food.Or something else!? Ha ha ha!!!!!!!!Oh my gosh!

[lokeloverno1]

@tbear2200

He could be saying "bort, bort, bort" which translates to "away, away, away" :) Or it's just plain jibberish like most of his "Swedish".

[GalaxyJazzGirl]

HAHA HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!

[donutsandpeace]

LOL GOOD WAY TO START OFF THANKSGIVING

[dll0990]

Dose Anybody Understand What this "Chef" is Saying?

[d4m4s74]

@dll0990

That's the damn joke

[dll0990]

@d4m4s74 That's wasn't really a Joke It was more Of a Straight Forward Question

[dutchYVA]

@dll0990 I can't believe how dumb you are

[dll0990]

@dutchYVA What do u mean?

[dutchYVA]

@dll0990 and you already commented on that reaction, a month ago, idiot

[dll0990]

@dutchYVA Who u Callin' Dumb? Cocksucker!

[dutchYVA]

@dll0990 You're so facking stupid! Cocksucker!

[joeytruelove]

@dll0990 No, not even us Swedes. But for the odd word, like "toorky", I'm sure no translation is necessary.

Swedish chef, say after me please: "Cull-coon" - dat is wut yee cally de toorky in Swedish, to put it in the Swedishchefian language.

[dll0990]

@joeytruelove Speak English I have no Idea What U R saying I don't Speak Gibberish!

[joeytruelove]

@dll0990 Yes, speaking English only can be a limiting factor. ;) But you know: that's the joke of it, just like d4m4 said. It can't be understood since it's not an actual language. That's the point I was trying to make.

I get the feeling you're feeling yipped by what the Swedish Chef is saying, aren't you, because you don't know what he's saying. But do you really need to do that? Life is too short to be worrying we're not in control of the situation. Him not being that makes him charming.

[Availelle]

*throws utensils*

Escuseem.

LMFAO

[wazcav1]

@UF201011 As a vegan young adult you sound like an ass.

[K4inan]

@wazcav1

As a vegan young adult you are most definitely an ass.

[songohan2222]

@wazcav1 GOD MADE ANIMALS FOR US TO EAT THEM

[wazcav1]

@songohan2222 That's why I support PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals.)

[songohan2222]

@wazcav1  funny

[AlchemyAngelizBack]

@wazcav1 lol, I have a hat that says, "I love animals, they taste good"

[TheAbridgedGamer]

@wazcav1

It wouldn't surprise me if veg starts to complain about Tom and Jerry,

and when i mean veg, i mean the extremenists, people who take everything seriously.

Everytime i read a stupid ass comment like that, i'll Facepalm and just can't beleive how little sence of humor sons of PETA have, just tragic.

[Prime4571]

@UF201011 its the muppets for crying out loud, get over yourself.

[cheaplalique]

@UF201011 Um, yeah. Your village called, They want thier idiot back.

[tweakfreak87]

@UF201011 yes. so violent. he doesn't even shove the skewer up the turkey's butt and the turkey whooops him with it. as a "young adult vegan" i figure you'd be GLAD the turkey beat him.

[BlueRainSoda12]

@UF201011 "Vegan young adult"... so.. you're 12?

[DrStrangebomb1993]

@UF201011 I'm a vegetarian too. I only eat meat from herbivores.

...

...um...

Yeah. Feel what you like though. As long as you don't try shoving your beliefs onto me I don't mind you having them.

[HypernessOverload]

@UF201011 Dude... SHUT UP!

[unknownodin]

bork bork bork

[rayfanman]

When the "torkey" hits the chef with that skewer thing, the noise in the background sounds like "ooooownd" :P

[Tigerwyld]

10 people were skewered like the torky.

[2109917162]

Its so funny at 0:34 when he says: Ok torkey.

[elibabe404]

Mock swedish is the best ever!!!!:)

[ballebanan]

The roost torkey! 

[dulCISSIMA1]

i cant believe that there are people who dislike this video...

[Eadig]

OMG!! 1:02 Teabag Ownage!!

[fartist23]

this guy reminds me of the royal kebab king owner. in

town,st marys.

[jolla564]

im sure he said escusi which is italian

[Gorrhyse]

Muahahahaa...sensational :) I have forgotten how brilliant the muppet show could be at times! :)

"Heeh bong born, de'juh g'diskedoo

...Ye boork ke'duu de dork

hm'borkborkbork!"

[0999001]

what is he singing on the beginning of every movie?

[Madams1977]

@0999001 He is singing America's nuclear secrets to the Swedish! RUN RUN! Nah, it's gibberish that Jim Henson called "mock Chinese"

[MIBsecretagent]

bork bork m

[y2jon2007]

turkey wins!

[SeeleDesTigers]

de böng, de bong, de roast turkey!

[randomsha5211]

Rape lol

[Funkygotcha]

Bork! Bork! Bork!

[gykmeister]

"Heeeeere torkey, skewer goes its your ass and out its mouth"

*turkey scared shitless*

LMAO!!

[meerkatlibrarian]

This is so funny. I love it :-)

[musiclover2181]

HE GOT OWNED BY THE TURKEY LOL!!

[CornflakeSlayer]

that isn't fucking swedish! it's just do-di-dodi-hoppla-ha!!!!!!!

[Bjerhof]

@CornflakeSlayer You don't say..could have fooled me ;)

[happyoldMEN]

Is it me but right after the turkey hits him with the skewer, he t-bags Swedish chef?!?!

[jeroenheijden2]

@happyoldMEN lmao he did!

[Allessaria]

Man, he just bitch slapped the turkey! Lol

[Siempre2207]

Neu we skeurer the turkee

[8binSrsSsS8]

0.51 bitch slap!

[IIIIdepechemodeIIII]

iggy pop would be proud.

[TheFiendishFive]

Disney Channel ftw :D

[chrijens]

HAHAHA How many years of growing up on this show and I don't rember this one! LOL

[NY4Life]

BAD TOUCH!

[Kingchimera31]

I just love how he just bitch slaps the turkey..lmao

[AlbinoRyno88]

it does look like the turkey teabags the chef lol

[mastertracuer]

looked like the turkey teabagd him after.

[Obsessionoftheweek]

I adore the muppet show

[FINalFANTAsyKIDDO]

you go turkey! hehehehehe

[DaAwkwardShow]

No wonder people become vegetarians after watching this show...

poor Toarkey XD

"BORK BORK BORK!"

[camelFlo94fan]

i love it!!!!! 5/5!!!!

[ComPictures]

haha :) I'm swedish and the chef is not talking swedish but it sounds very fun :D do you think that we speak like that?

[nexivdr]

@ComPictures you are a moron, people like you is why we are becoming a bubblegum medicated society. becareful or you might hurt someones feelings. grow up

[Galneryus94]

@ComPictures It kinda sounds like a swedish person that can barely talk english :D

And don't worry, I'm from Sweden too and I think this is hilarious :D

[Aragem]

I think of him as Swedish man with a speech impediment. I don't think it's an insult to Swedish people and when I laugh at the chef, I'm not laughing at Swedish people.

[Pwn0r1]

TEABAG

[traumawoman]

Oh my gosh!

So wrong! They'd never get away with this in 20101

[mezzomomma]

@traumawoman They'd not only "get away with this" now, but it would have gone further!

[RyPatD]

Sounds like roast toarkee

[RyPatD]

Here, toarkey, toarkey. Oh, toarkey, sweet nice toarkey.

[Xmask]

Well i'm happy that disney is airing a good old classic.

[dragonofdarkness995]

he got OWEND by a turkey XD

[MartinSweden16]

Hehe

I´m a swedish and we dont sound like this. but Its funny that for examle americans think we sounds that way

hahahah

Swedish lesson:

My name is = Jag heter

Computer = Dator

[BlueKyne]

@MartinSweden16 I often wondered if the Swedish people took offense to this Muppet Show skit. I wondered why old Jimmy liked to poke fun at Sweds, why not French or Iraqis?

I bet the Swedish Chef was a big ABBA fan too! But weren't we all back then? (~_*)

[Ooothoseeyes]

@MartinSweden16 No, Americans don't think you sound like that... It just wouldn't be funny if they used the acutal language. That's what makes it so funny! :o) P.S. Jag heter hallo

[BojanglesCanada]

americans dont think you sound like that. ITs a kids show.

[DavidUmstattd]

Dude... that was one nice ninja move that turkey made at the end.