good news from d preacher

[4evertrotter]

aaha, he is trying reverse psychology! :-D... I am an Atheist, I want my name taken too :((

lol... funny as hell :-D

[zawam]

your god doesnt believe in a superior being

that makes your god an atheist

you worship an atheist

LOL

[poskoz]

intresting question!! is god beliving in a superior being? yes! god is unlimited so there's always god above god but god is UNLIMITED LOVE so everything is equal even we are god as we are part of everything...

[windham666]

preacher this is an honest question: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN the repubican NOMINEE for vice president>>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN the repubican NOMINEE for vice president>>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN the repubican NOMINEE for vice president>>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN the repubican NOMINEE for vice president>>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN the repubican NOMINEE for vice president>>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN not>>>

[windham666]

SITKA, Alaska (AP) - The murder trial for a man accused of killing four people..has been delayed..Jason Abbott is accused of going on a rampage ...killing his grandfather, grandmother, aunt and her boyfriend...and attempting to stab another aunt.

..Abbott told them the "Lord made me murder them."

Abbott's attorney, says she ...plans to seek an insanity defense for Abbott.

JESUS KILLER?? OR IS HE INSANE? Which is it preacher84040. I think it was JEEEEZIS! granny is evil KILL HER! eviljesus!!

[liquidhead]

windham, i think you're wasting your time. roland doesn't give coherent answeres [when he bothers to answer at all] and will probably just write abbott off as not being a 'real christian'. it's the copout that they all use. of course, by 'they', i'm referring to the more judgemental fundamentalists.

[Chibling]

Why doesn't god let us believe in him when he shows himself after we die?

[windham666]

he's a necro-flasher

[unaka2012]

what was the good news? i think i missed it.

[windham666]

the goof new is yer not fuggin dead yet! then you fry!

[unaka2012]

hahahahaha! i can't believe this is for real. you crack me up preacher.

[pchannell]

You are mad as hell about our comments, but you keep reading them; there must be something wrong with you.

[liquidhead]

true that...

he likes the attention./

[AtheistAtLARGE]

NO SHIT

Its the preacher from the phillipines ...

Dont forget that you're a dipshit lol

Satan dont exist fool

[thepreecher84040]

The most offensive joke ever:

The Bible

[pchannell]

No shit! It even beats The Aristocrats.

[thepreecher84040]

I love Satan. I love darkness more than light. I love myself more than God. I love blasphemy. I love sin. I love mocking and denying God. I love demons. I love Hell. I love hating Jesus and the Holy Spirit.

[thepreecher84040]

20 bucks he's married to Michelle Malkin.

[thepreecher84040]

Where was the good news?

[windham666]

preacher that was great! five minutes of truth and five minutes of totally rotten hate-filled bullshit. a fair an balanced presentation at last.

it's a miracle! wow! life in the fast lane baby. burn rubber. smoke em if ya gottem. then its off to demon city, fried atheist for dinner.

ps you need to log in to your godzooker acccount.

[Norphax]

I think Roland appeard in my dream last night, is this proof GOD exists?

[pchannell]

Sorry about all the mockery Roland, but the way I see it, if there is a god, he has a sense of humor. So, for example, if I make a joke about jesus having stinky feet, god will just laugh and say "you're right pchannell, I keep telling him to take a bath, but he is a hippie and you know how they are". See, no harm no foul. A tiny person like me could never hurt god with a joke, so he would never be upset about it. Why do you get so upset when god just laughs with me?

[pchannell]

In fact, I think god likes it when I tell jokes about him, because he knows that it makes me happy, and he wants me to be happy. God also likes my jokes because they make people laugh and god knows that people like to laugh. God likes it when we all smile and laugh and have fun, because god wants all of us to be happy. I'm not sure how god feels about your screaming though. I think it may make him nervous; I know there are some christians that get nervous listening to you.

[windham666]

jesus was the world's first hippy. long hair. beard. no job. walked around leaning on posts a lot. smoked something made him think he could walk on water.

[kingquadroon]

are you happy now?

are you happy now?

are you happy now?

are you happy now?

are you happy now?

NO! I'M NOT HAPPY! No sticks or knives! Not even footwork?

SHAME ON YOU!

[zanekimaka]

That was hilarious!

[eternalundylnglove]

i want to know why you never mention my name preacher

i am just as satanic as my lord and savior windham666

i am *do* mock god just like moosepiano, the son of windham666

and i am just as blasphemous as riversonthemoon, the holy satanic spirit

gimme a shout out god damn it!

[windham666]

preacher listen up i hereby certify this here eternal undying love is a first class heathen atheist. THE NAME MEANS SATAN LOVES JEEEEZIS FOREVER eternal undying love of santa and satan and jessus get it????

anyway you need to pray for undying because if you tell it to go to helll it might accept jesus or make a really interesting mooooovie about you and jeeezis and all those hotties.

[Grayfox55]

God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgment and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary.

[riversonthemoon]

Oh, Roland!!!

Why, man? Why did you have to lose control like that? You were doing so well. Have you see the movie 'A Beautiful Mind'? He relapses, too. But he works it out in the end and gets a NOBEL Prize! How does THAT compare with your crowns upon crowns? Become an atheist and you, too, could get a Nobel Prize. Not just meaningless gold, but the admiration and respect of the human race. Isn't that better than swimming in crowns? Hmm?

[riversonthemoon]

I switched off after 5 minutes because I was so happy that you had come to your senses, I had to go to the fridge to get a beer. Roland, you rock dude.

I'll be sure to catch the rest of your video later. I'm so happy the medication is working.

[KiethTruth]

Go to hell

[riversonthemoon]

After you, good sir!

[KiethTruth]

Watch this and learn something /watch?v=YbHsPR2zhFM

The end times are here. Repent NOW.

[pchannell]

I think the first five minutes were what alcoholics refer to as "a moment of clarity". After that, Roland fell off the wagon and went back to his old addiction. This proves that there is hope for Roland. I think that if we continue to explain clearly why he is wrong, he will eventually see the light and de-convert. I'm proud of you Roland, you're making progress.

[zanekimaka]

...but will it still be funny?

[eternalundylnglove]

the first five minutes were absolute clarity from the preacher.

what happened after that?

bam! jesus retardation

[Grayfox55]

The beginning was good, but the ending sucked.

[PassionOfTheAtheist]

@Preacher: you should act in horror movies

[KiethTruth]

LOL what is this shit?

[PassionOfTheAtheist]

A crazy preacher, Kieth

[KeithTruth]

Why did you copy my channel?

That is weird...

[KelthTruth]

I'm a fan

[KelthTruth]

why did you copy my channel?

[MoosePiano]

One more thing before I move on, you BUTCHERED my comment from yesterday. For reading off of a paper you did a bad job of getting it right. Read it again CAREFULLY and in the future read the comment you are responding to verbatim (as it was originally posted). Anyway, I didn't mean for it to be a serious refutation of god, since I knew you'd pull the "god is still giving you chances after chances" argument, as you love to do. But the way you presented it misconstrued my original meaning.

[MoosePiano]

Ok, once again the analogy of god's judgement being comparable to legal judgement falls flat. Laws against murder, child abuse, rape, and the like are in place to protect the victims of these crimes. Criminals are NOT sent to the gas chamber just for the sake of punishing them arbitrarily. They are sent there so they cannot hurt others any more. No one and nothing is protected by condemning souls to burn alive for eternity except for god's own vanity. The punishment is arbitrary and it's unjust.

[MoosePiano]

The first 5 minutes of this video is the most truth I have ever heard pass your lips, preacher. Then the second half came and BLAM! Like a shotgun blast to the face you were back to your old self. You had me worried, preacher! Well done, indeed!