TotalBiscuit streaming Pokemon TCG (harsh language) - Part 2

[Nawsteth]

good stuff TB. fun to watch

[MegaCobalion]

yo how do you get gems and how do you use them and how do you use your tokens. im waiting for the new league to come out and i aint getting new packs yet so im bord. help pm yh.

[zoidbergVII]

oh please please please use vape at least once before vid ends :(

[Pohto100]

I love the bastion soundtrack

[wweipert]

I like TB but jesus can he be so dense sometime. When I saw 4 rounds go by and him not using Vaporeon to kill the benched Pokemon I just shook me head and turned it off.

[NORth0s]

@wweipert To be fair, everyone makes horrible mistakes in TCGs from time to time. It's just his poor luck that over 100,000 people have now seen his.

[TheGamingWeaboo]

bastion soundtrack!

[MrCommentposter]

Build That Wall*

[MrCommentposter]

When Setting Sail started playing I was so confused, I thought all the music playing was part of the pokemon TCG music.

[Nexplose]

BASTION SOUNDTRACK.

Spotted and Beloved.

[koatam]

do i hear the bastion sound track in the background?

[CaptainRed1000]

1000 people are watching you play Pokemon TCG because they either like Pokemon or because they like your commentary. I like both!

[19mpee95]

so many morons and uptight people in the comments *sigh*

[nad227]

this was frustrating to watch, truly frustrating

[joseph2021able]

I like how you let your opponent boost up thier pokemon on the bench and you keep on ending your turn instead of fucking attackin them!!! And you have the right pokemon for the win too!!!!!

[PERSIAAAAAN]

I really hope they change the kim possible theme and put gary oak and some of the chars that is in game in there

[MrTaskis]

Your knowledge of pokemon is bronze league at best, go search Megazone or "The Truth" or even TyRam lol

[Washu89]

Screw bastion what is at 14:00 - 15:46 ?

[looktalike]

"Why are thousands of people watching me play pokemon TCG"

>100,000 views

[lolzomgz1337]

Hmm what about Yu-Gi-Oh online 3?

[lolzomgz1337]

You DO realise that you can attack benched pokemon without killing the onyx? :o

[zXUnit850Xz]

i love watching totalhalibut but sometimes his descision making takes so much time and is sometimes wrong just makes me mad

[TheBIOfreak101]

more plz

[Blazekickz]

Lol, he could have attacked the opponent's benched pokemon and taken out a few of them instead of ending the turn doing nothing xD

[unknown235]

nice zia song in background :)

[jonathan119933]

I can't seems to be able to go to the site :(

[AnimusEdo]

Pokemon with Bastion Music =D

[WKAMC1]

Squirtles all the way down...

[MrRogArt]

wow jsut realized he shuoldve jsut keep using the dual splash other pokemon the whole time and not target onix and win while opponent cant switch

[TheAsylumrunner]

12:08 Correction: Nintety-Five thousand people are watching you play Pokemon TCG

[thesuperduperhat]

He coulve used dual splash on two of the guys benched pkmn

[MrJojo3810]

@coolhitmandude5000 he probably didn't read the tutorial...

[mage11z]

the little elephant is epic

[Fire77757]

LOL i can't believe im one of those 90 thousand...

[rogierpoep]

You could have killed all his benched pokemon while his useless Onix was standing there doing nothing! (from around 1:00 and onwards)

[WhatAreWatching]

8:03 Oh the irony.... if only he knew XD

[ajo196]

why didnt he just attack the machamp with the vaporeon and another benched so the onix doesnt die so he stays alive OMG!

[KeeperOfDGroove]

I love totalbiscuits videos and everything . . . its just his lack of looking at everything in a lot of cases that saddens me =\

[matze90513]

the vaporeon could attack 2 benched pokemon, you could have simpliy killed all of his pokemon and didn't have to kill the onix

[TheOzzyGoat]

@matze90513 Agreed, i nearly yelled it to him....

[MrBleedforme]

@TheOzzyGoat i yelled at him saying "WHY NOT JUST ATTACK TWO BENCHED POKEMONS?!!! AND LET THAT STUPID ONYX JUST STAND THERE DOING NOTHING?!?!" yah my bad sorry totalbiscuits

[sirmonkeh]

@lordofcookiejars

Dunno if retarded or trolling

[PindDaJatt]

Please read your cards, you made sooo many mistakes that would have sped the game up as well as help you win.

[Zairyuu]

Gonna build that city onna hill...

[wolffirepaladin5]

"as long as he doesn't heal" (draws life herb) "..... i hate you so much.."

[Lordofcookiejars]

Meh, I tried this. I don't know if it's just because they only let you have basic 1-colour decks, but it seems very unbalanced. It's ENTIRELY down to luck if you go up against a fire deck with a water deck, for instance, and you'll have an innate disadvantage whatever you do. Maybe it's better if you play multicolour decks, but it sort of appears to be a dumbed down and less balanced version of MtG from what I've seen.

[hasdgfas]

@Lordofcookiejars You realize that the game lets you change decks before any battle so you can have the advantage, right?

[DasGangle]

Is Trollestia running the card draws?

[StormStricke]

MORE TCG!

[ailst]

edit: I meant Dual Dash ^^

[Sexalize]

wow this takes me back... literally over 8 years when I first collected the pokemon cards when it was only the first generation 150 pokemon

[StrikeTeam7]

@Sexalize way more then eight years it has been 15 years

[Sexalize]

@StrikeTeam7 for me it was 8 years plus how can you say it was 15 years you don't know me

[StrikeTeam7]

@StrikeTeam7 first gen was 1996 by 2003 there were more then one generation

[Ails1234]

uuuuhg use vaporeon to kill the bench pokemon!!!! it's killing me!

[ailst]

@Ails1234

Yeah, same here... I was really dying a little inside when he failed to realize that Spin Splash can attack 2 benched Pokémon instead of a benched and the active. Instead he skipped the attack... could have won so much easier.

[TheBlueShiny]

@Ails1234 He could have killed Machamp a long time before onix healed

[RaichuWizDom]

@Ails1234 As we say in MtG: Hindsight is a lich sometimes

[616Snookie]

CHARLIZARD!

[CaptainApop]

Troll TB! Request more pokemon TCG!

[MetaSkipper]

What's the song?

[marshtomp8]

Oh my god. you are far far FAR to stupid. this is painful to watch. READ THE DAMN CARDS. Instead of wasting and skipping turns you COULD have used to kill off his benched pokemon with Vaporeon! STUPID PERSON!

[Mooam]

@marshtomp8 You mad?

[OzaiR2k]

@marshtomp8 You're obviously a pro at Pokemon card games.

[booger12or97]

@marshtomp8 Your soo cool i wish i was you

[ak230000]

Hehe. Totodile you mean. little aligator /giggle

[ak230000]

@0o0Horses0o0 buy stuff from the trainer shop. nutting more. have to purchase other decks online to go beyond the Green/Blue/Red standard boxes. You can after you have unlocked all the standard decks use them in online play. together with some picachu / electric cards you get standard.

[danielkronos]

If you guys were even a little bit smart you would know its because he puts music in his streams.

[HAV0KN1NJA]

Yea where did that bastion music come from?? Strange.. good song tho

[MrSambamram]

If he read vaporions attack he wold win the game.. He didnt have to attack onix and instead choose another benched pokemon.

[S73V3N0D0]

@MrSambamram I know! i was cringing at this the whole time :S

[drejer100]

whats up with the sudden bastion music, is it something tb set on or is it the game?

[MrWeirdGuy]

Man, I was raging so hard when you kept attacking Onix instead of two benched Pokemon. Like, watching Jesse Cox play Deus Ex rage.

[Nearo92]

Oh god, really all I could think of the whole time vaporeon was up against onyx was: Why doesn't he attack the machamp and another bench pokemon each turn, it's a free and easy win, since onyx can't retreat without 3 energies, machamp would die before he'd come into the game.

[WesleighHall]

@Nearo92 I was screaming the same thing about Vaporeon's attack not needing to attack onyx.

[jn71000486]

in ptcg can u spend tokens in the beta?

[maxcorbettblaikie]

Yu-gi-oh online! thats an option!

[Holgart]

All those turns skipped and wasted with Dual Arrows. He could have killed everything on the bench while letting the useless active Pokemon in the front.

[Gamertise]

makes me want to get out my old tcgs!

[DragonLcver]

I actually got hyped while watching this. I don't know if it was because of TB or pokemon. Or both.

[XxOfthenightxX]

MOAR OF THIS!!!!!!

[AnyRoad2]

Ahhh. Brings back memories of the GBC version. Fun game. Wish I could find it.

Great videos TB. These made me go and start an account to play this game. XD



[RevanLah]

tb, if you want to know why people are watching you even if you play pokmeon tcg online is because they(and i) like you. We like your style it's as simple as that.

[TheRazagen]

NEED MORE

[helgi97]

more of this

[Jolav4]

you could have just killed everyone in his bench while onix was sitting there

[ZaxsP]

@Jolav4 i guess he though you HAD to attack the active pokemon every attack

[Jolav4]

@ZaxsP exactly

[Jolav4]

You shouldn't have killed onix, just sit there and kill machamp!

[Rakatanz]

ill be ok as long as he doesnt heal

*plays life herb*

I hate you so much right now

I lost it there xD

[konoaiwaitai]

i started playing this yesterday after i saw this video thank u my gd man

[Xarinor]

Actualy like the pokemon play by TB :)

Vaporeon inflicts 30 dmg to 2 pokemons. Couln't you just deal 30dmg to 2 benched ones and so win at ease? Onyx needs 3 Mana/Energy whatever to retreat so he would have been chanceless :D

Greets from switzerland

[joshy0708]

Nuuuuuu, Totalbiscuit! you do not have to attack Juji's Onyx when you use Vaporeon's Dual Splash attack, you can instead attack both of her benched Pokemon instead.

[SwimmingBird941]

@joshy0708 Yeah, I was getting incredibly frustrated with that part...but oh well, we're not all going to notice every little thing all of the time; he's only human.

[Ali695]

pokemontcg link doesn't work

[Massfenzyy]

"Why do a thousand people watch me play Pokemon?"

Haha at this moment 65,779 people have seen this vid.

[nechikens]

Alright, I'm sick of shitty games on this channel. I don't care if you don't like Blizzard anymore, your content's been getting more and more boring since you stopped playing WoW.

[MyTVfloats]

@nechikens That's personal preference. I have been liking it a lot more because there is more variety since he hasn't been stuck on one game.

[xz50]

@nechikens Rofl. You don't understand do you dumbass? TB posts what he wants, he doesn't give 2 fucking shits in a hookers mouth if you want him to play WoW. He's going to play whatever he wants, it's his channel, not yours.

[postmasterw00t]

OH MY GOD SIMON!!!!  /watch?v=4NeheyC_ECM

[BlazeofMercSHS]

this game brings back nostalgia for me... and makes me feel really old..., also more please.

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

good work tb you killed a over powered charzaird with a over powered water lizard

[Stikkoz]

halibut!!! With dual splash u shouldve just kept atking his machamp and not his onix so u could kill him while he was on the sideline!

[The1declan1]

More please

[BJWanlund]

Oh my goodness gracious, this was HILARIOUS. Please do more of these, these sound like they're total and complete FUN.

BJ

[TIkTakz96]

Did anyone else notice the soundtrack from Bastion playing in the backround?

[supermatt87]

@TIkTakz96 DUDE! I started to notice the music about 5 minutes in, not knowing it was from Bastion and went "Awesome!"

[SoulBushidou]

TotalBiscuit, I heard you like Mudkipz brah?

[llamawolf]

Tb should play Pox Nora....xD

[TheDoctor2222]

When i went on that website, it didn't work!

It got past the loading screen and where it said Start it wouldn't let me click it!!

[TheReadingStudent]

@TheDoctor2222 You have to wait a couple of seconds... give it a minute or two and if it doesn't let you click it then tech support it.

[TheDoctor2222]

@TheReadingStudent Yeah, i know but it still wouldn't work!

I gave up eventually lol

[joshuacepeda]

always wanted to learn how to play the Card game, closest thing to make me feel like a pokemon trainer ^_^

[DarkLycanthrope]

OH ya SPIN TO WIN like Garen in LoL. XD hehe.

[AirsoftTeamAvalanche]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEE­EEE!!!!!!!!!......

[Beegie5]

I don't understand anything that is happening right now.

[TheBrontolith]

AAAGH! Why didn't he realize he doesn't have to attack the Onix with dual splash?! He could have just left it there and killed the bench.

[godofchaos225]

ok, why am i watching tb play pokemon...? im 20 and havent cared about this since i was like 10 lol

[Blademaster50001]

@godofchaos225 because it's tb.

[Zykena]

Wow TB. You actually made me want to play pokemon again...I dunno whether to thank you or yell at you.

[jinrei83]

I had a huge of respect for you as a gamer, you seem to always look at details, but you missed a huge one there chief

[H3nxz]

more pokemon!! xDD

it was interesting and epic :O

[acmidgley88]

ChinChou is an electric/water type, resembling a cute version of an angler fish... >>''

[uberpancaked]

CHARLIZARD :3

[klh91048]

@uberpancaked Buuurrrp

[ganondorf66]

@uberpancaked Charliezard the unicorn?

[DeDomoAzul]

Little did TB know... Vaporeon is OP as dick... it can attack 2 bench pokemon for 30... and ignore the one on the field.

[iiAndyyy]

Is this free - Might check it out if it is?

[vatiz93]

@iiAndyyy Yeah, it's a good clg with great strategic gameplay (although allot of RNG which annoys the hell out of me). If you grew up with Pokemon you'll fit right inn.

[ChristopherWachtler]

CLASSIC CHARIZARD!!!!! >.<

[KingBull24]

TB U Y hating on Johto Pokemons? D:

they are the best!

Hoenn pokemons were pretty cool too, Diamond and pearl are lacking tho.

you can't blame them I think, they need to make tons of those pokemons!

[erkel99]

Please do more tcg stuff

[alexander92ck]

omg... why u so bad at pokemon?

[Varynnmist]

Are you able to play online in this game?

[Lillesebbers]

OMG ! He is sooo bad at Pokemon :O HAHA

[crackonweed]

This game looks epic!

[NjexRapd]

I wonder how i still can all the name :o

[Nukesnipe]

So i herd u liek Squirtlez... oh wait, wrong pokemon.

[KHfanz]

lol TB playing pokemon is the perfect thing to watch to kill time between classes!

[daveisawesomeful]

Gah, i cant watch you play this, too many annoying decisions.

[Ziyb]

isn;t that song that u hear all the time from Bastion? (or used in Bastion as well)

[lordyrich]

vaporeon can attack 2 people on the bench, doesnt have to attack onix

[Girouettex]

@lordyrich i was raging so hard about that XD

[FunkMasta32]

would love to see more, possibly with other decks as well.

[alexeisamarenko]

love the quick bit of bastion music :)

[LilDruid]

This video not only made me go signup for a TCG Online account, but has me seriously considering getting Bastion... Even more than I already was I mean... Damn you TB, stop making me spend money!

[SovanGabriel]

For a guy that acts so smug most of the time he is so stupid at times.

[Kaleopolitus]

@SovanGabriel He's like Doctor Phill. He hasn't been in the situation himself but he knows enough out of different experiences to be able to talk about it.

[dastreet123]

you know what i love he only uses the water base used fire and im at last battle

[Deltamon]

Oh god.. TB why are you so bad....... Seriously you had perfect pokemon to just damage his bench for infinity and instead you just end your every turn..

You can choose ANY two pokemon to damage with Vaporeon.. You don't have to hit Onix... You could easily just take down that machamp and few other benched pokemons without any kind of problem :(

[Paragonofcynicism]

@Deltamon That's exactly what I'm thinking. He's soooo retarded sometimes. He coulda won this had he just used dual splash every turn with no problems whatsoever.

[Paragonofcynicism]

@Paragonofcynicism It's also funny to me that he calls the Ai an idiot for not using rage when he doesn't even understand his own pokemon's ability.

[TheKyichu]

refuses to ignore onyx, refuses to evolve pokemons... omg it hurts watching this

[tarrantksm]

Bastion at 4:47?

Oh so lovely music.

[stephengriifith]

I'm now addicted to Pokemon tcg -.-

[digimondirector]

i don't know what's sadder that he lost or the fact that was just the first league and there 3 more or was it 4

[whatisonyourmind]

i've noticed you used bastilion song in the beginning :D 

[AccelBlaze1]

I was talking via talking to a friend on steam with a mic and i acidentally creeped the hell out of him because of him not ignoring onyx XD

[GKRTrev]

Ermmm Dual Splash bench pokemon please?

[YaoiIsMySin]

Aaaw, you were going to say one of Jesse's lines. :3 You know, the one where he explains something and suddenly ends it with: "Shut up." xD

[69TonyFlow69]

Anyone else had problems creating an account on this game? I registered, validated my email all fine blah blah blah but when I go to log in it tells me that my password is wrong. Tried on Chrome and Firefox... No luck.

[likimiki1965]

MOAR.

[makak997]

I stopped watching when he didnt used dual splash for 3rd time D:< it was to much  D:

[Emidretrauqe]

That was a satisfying last battle.

[neurallydetoned]

what's the song at 4:47???