I talked to 1 of the monkeys last night on 1 of his cigarette breaks.He said that it's pretty cool to work there cuz their boss is very comprehensive of their capacities,tolerant of the flea & lice deal,patient when they fuck up,& even lets them play online Poker or watch porn & shit when there's not that much biz going on. So don't feel bad for them;as they like it there.Besides,they TIP them boiled Soybeans.That's not their salary.They get 2 lbs.of Bananas & a pt.of Sake every 2 days!
cute adorable amazing outrageous interesting smart kind monkeys! did i mention hard working? they can like literally start their won business =P hahah
Oh c'mon people, they only work 2 hours a day... the restaraunt even has the animal rights thing posted on the wall
Would it be better if they were out in the wild being hunted/chased by god knows what, and having to fight for their food/survival? I know that if I was that monkey I would be happy!
@l1i2a31 ? why? the monkeys in hollywood are worse off, no? they`re used for entertainment value and dumped out like garbage when they get older, so that sanctuaries have to pick them up or they`re put down. are you kiddin? this monkeys having fun and has a loving home.
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The monkey is not being threatened or abused. He does it for fun, for the food, and because animals always feel they need to earn their place. No animal feels entitled to anything.
Cats bring you "gifts", they stay clean, and try to always come back. The more you give the more likely they will bring you gifts. (yeah the gifts is prob dead animals but its their way).
Dogs will protect, alert and no matter what try to help you out, and give you support.
I watched this on Justin Lee collins turning Japanese it kinda creeped me put when the monkey fuku chan had to where a mask it was soo weird but I thought he was cute
This video makes me want to get a monkey servant. Ya know, maybe get me a few beers, and some chips when I call his name? would be pretty fuckn' sweet.
It's not much different from training a dog. Show them how to do something, give them a treat if they do it right, and it takes a week tops to teach a dog a trick. In fact, it's most likely much easier with the monkeys. Stop acting like you know shit.
@jacktofuman why? are they harming them? are monkeys doing heavy labor? Why humans use horses for thousands of years to do hard work for them and nobody seems to mind?
it amazes me that to me a monkey or ape walking like a human and wearing clothes...is normal to me! like i wouldnt mind letting them walk around in public like that haha
I notice the monkey is displaying psychological problems when it keeps tilting its head back and turning it - I suspect it's kept in a very small cage, as that's what usually causes this type of behaviour, so sad to watch :-(
I think these two smart monkeys need to team up with that monkey from thailand, the one that deals drugs in hang over 2..they all should team up and open their own business.
....and? a monkey is the president of the US of A right now..so what.
HaBenOni 3 days ago
lmfao
trulyurangel82 5 days ago
chinese man.."ghetto people wer gettin expensive, we use monkey instead!!"..jk
bitethis47 6 days ago
'THEY TOOK ER JERBS!'
Teddybeddybye 1 week ago
they work alot better than mexicans...
justinkicksass2 1 week ago
@justinkicksass2 and instead of paying them with coca cola u pay em with bannanas
phillip2kool 1 week ago
Next stop: Japan
football99rules 1 week ago
thats mean he should have a normal life as a proper monkey
TheGeorge2277 1 week ago
DEH TAK MAH JOOOOB!
MrSierra125 2 weeks ago
So, animals can only be working for two hours a day, what about all the animals at the zoo?
nettan011197 2 weeks ago
aaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!
claprain1029 3 weeks ago
Who needs children in sweat shops any more when we have monkeys
MrKeystone53 3 weeks ago
That hot towel now has AIDS
Ph0be 3 weeks ago
Great now monkeys are taking the mexicans jobs!
ELLEisBritish 3 weeks ago
So what happens when it get pissed off and kills everyone?
241lithium 3 weeks ago in playlist FUN
"Animal rights : 2 hours a day "
meanwhile somewhere in china, human rights : 18 hours a day
logic
thenomaic 4 weeks ago
Perfect! When they die, you simply put them on the menu. It's the circle of life. Who knew?
Danimal102306 1 month ago
I wonder if that monkey likes boobies.
StreetKingSkateCo 1 month ago
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I talked to 1 of the monkeys last night on 1 of his cigarette breaks.He said that it's pretty cool to work there cuz their boss is very comprehensive of their capacities,tolerant of the flea & lice deal,patient when they fuck up,& even lets them play online Poker or watch porn & shit when there's not that much biz going on. So don't feel bad for them;as they like it there.Besides,they TIP them boiled Soybeans.That's not their salary.They get 2 lbs.of Bananas & a pt.of Sake every 2 days!
BESTUNDRATEDEUCER 1 month ago
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BESTUNDRATEDEUCER 1 month ago
I read everything about robots and smart animals and stuff like that and I thought: What would the rest of the earth do if humans were extinct?
fatycat1234 1 month ago
They seem to work fast and they seem to enjoy it.
*>=)*
Pascalletje001 1 month ago
@monkey your so CUTE >.<
MrAlxgut 1 month ago
>.<
MrAlxgut 1 month ago
HANGOVER MONKEY!
1stinkerd1 1 month ago
Darwin were right! Suck on that Pope! >:D
TheLTAProductions 1 month ago
i want one!!
Camcibe 1 month ago
I have always said nothing is funnier than a primate in people clothes.
Put a chimpanzee in a 3 piece suit and give him a cigar and I'm fuckin' done man!!!
MPSecare 1 month ago
My God...... ITS BEGUN
noodles1916 1 month ago
once ppl catch some monkey virus, they'll think twice.
seanincali1 1 month ago
cute adorable amazing outrageous interesting smart kind monkeys! did i mention hard working? they can like literally start their won business =P hahah
brightestsunlight 1 month ago
0:26 the monkey like omg they are coming need to eat it fast
blackarmyognaget 1 month ago
should be in the wild
FieryTigerWolf 1 month ago
Monkeys are taking all of the god damn jobs away from hardworking Japanese humans.
MrDgroff 1 month ago 32
@MrDgroff China*
RavenouslyDead 2 weeks ago
I need this fellas' help to get me a job.
MKSAW 1 month ago
i hope they don`t harm animals to do these things !! cause if it`s the case so sad and sekfish !! like animal circus
maruntell 1 month ago
They think they're people! ^^
MrRockydog4000 1 month ago
peta will sue them after watching this....
tanakido32 1 month ago
oh you asians
hahapwndable 1 month ago
asia has everything! i want to live there
pert42 1 month ago
This has got Pilkington written all over it
Redwoooood 1 month ago
Can you imagine what the USDA report would be if the monkeys were used similarly in the US? HA! Like a 1
yejibbles 1 month ago
Monkey worker FTW would be so awesome to have a monkey bring me a beer.
Amana09 2 months ago
I was working on a project about Muammar Gaddafi... How the fuck did i get here
hc1435 2 months ago 3
@hc1435 Perhaps they're Gaddafi's sane cousins?
PipePlazaStudios 1 month ago
AWWWWW so cute!!
Kapeena1 2 months ago
so mean to the monkey
Lep8racon 2 months ago
THEY TOOK OUR J- ... wait a minute ...
Pitchguest 2 months ago 8
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im fucking going there
paperbackwriterful 2 months ago
MY MONKEY DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR
ImSoRandomNot 2 months ago
Damn gooback took ma job
Pr0pagandaFilms 2 months ago
He needs a hair net... All over his body D:
KissCherriez 2 months ago
lolol
Rowsol84 2 months ago
trust asians to get staff they dont need to pay
antpoh 2 months ago
Oh c'mon people, they only work 2 hours a day... the restaraunt even has the animal rights thing posted on the wall
Would it be better if they were out in the wild being hunted/chased by god knows what, and having to fight for their food/survival? I know that if I was that monkey I would be happy!
shadesters 2 months ago 5
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Rise of the planet of the apes.........
brassmonkey740 2 months ago
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS! ^ ^
EllieSkipper1 2 months ago 5
Somebody call Karl Pilkington
tzjc24 2 months ago 2
Chill people, he likes it :D
Dharkhaze17 2 months ago
poor monkey
l1i2a31 2 months ago
@l1i2a31 ? why? the monkeys in hollywood are worse off, no? they`re used for entertainment value and dumped out like garbage when they get older, so that sanctuaries have to pick them up or they`re put down. are you kiddin? this monkeys having fun and has a loving home.
melikab 2 months ago
yeah, smoke next to the monkey and tell him hes better than his son. mankind has surly blossomed into a mature race.
oLittleBear 2 months ago
I would love to eat at a place like that. Animals are really cute and fun.
elisemaria1 2 months ago
I'd leave a tip... A PG TIP.
funkyjim 2 months ago
they took our jobs!
Heintjoo 2 months ago 2
@Heintjoo DEY TOOK OUR JERBS
Timblesink 2 months ago
@Timblesink te tk r jbs!
Heintjoo 2 months ago
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING AMAZINGEST THING IVE EVORRR SEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
mtwrestler54 2 months ago
Wow, walk in, monkeys bringing people drinks, old men smoking joints, were is this place?
pandabearxtream 2 months ago
This just proves that we can work together with other species, we just don't care :(
MrLakapooty 2 months ago
hahahaha its the monkey from the hangover, he also sells coke
CaliskunkFO20 2 months ago
awwwwwwwwwww there 2 CUTE >_<
jenny123456789210 2 months ago
I'd SO go to that restaraunt and tip that cute monkey big time! :P
osuushiza8 3 months ago
the monkey look adorable with that costume ><!
nickyreno 3 months ago 66
animal right regulations? 2 hours max? what the shit?
sentientagent 3 months ago
wait for the time,when monkeys will replace bar dancers
hussain935 3 months ago 2
only in japan...
oOAvokesOo 3 months ago
Look everyone! it's Budavol aka AntiMAGGOTS2 making he's living for the first time in he's life...ever!
AnimalMotherFTW2 3 months ago
I want to go to japan and keep a pet monkey lol. They are adorable, walking on two leg too.
siewmj1 3 months ago
THATS THE SAME MONKEY FROM HANGOVER 2!!! THE ONE THAT SELLS DRUGS
AlexxxShow 3 months ago
I want that job.... :( it would still be better then my current job
1470cool 3 months ago
I wonduh if monkeys get pensions in Japan
erenahmed 4 months ago
T G I Friday's has really gone downhill...
Redmeggy 4 months ago
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funnytravelvideos 4 months ago
Adorable :D
rminitials 4 months ago
soooooooo cute! what kind of monkey are they?
MilkAndCookiiezx3 4 months ago
@MilkAndCookiiezx3 -_-
veroarroyo1 4 months ago
The monkey is not being threatened or abused. He does it for fun, for the food, and because animals always feel they need to earn their place. No animal feels entitled to anything.
Cats bring you "gifts", they stay clean, and try to always come back. The more you give the more likely they will bring you gifts. (yeah the gifts is prob dead animals but its their way).
Dogs will protect, alert and no matter what try to help you out, and give you support.
The monkey helps to earn his place.
tthething 4 months ago 85
@tthething
I completly agree.
davidthe1 2 months ago
@tthething Yes very true
Pr0pagandaFilms 2 months ago
Awwwwwwwwww!!
LeahJane1995 4 months ago
These guys have much better job situations than a good chunk of people.
CrystaltheWaterLily 4 months ago
I watched this on Justin Lee collins turning Japanese it kinda creeped me put when the monkey fuku chan had to where a mask it was soo weird but I thought he was cute
Darksonicfan841 4 months ago
We've gone ___10____ days without a money face ripping accident :)
GhettoBlaster100 4 months ago
@GhettoBlaster100 LMAO
Phillipt187 4 months ago
They are soo fucking cute bro.
and people stfu they're not miserable and its not animal cruelty.
They don't get too many hours and they get rewards and they like the attention they get.
If i was there i woulda bought them a banana <3
LieToriAngie 4 months ago
Are macaques supposed to walk on two legs?
fuducker2 4 months ago
Cheap ass got monkey's to work for free.
Steerway213 4 months ago
rise of the planet of the apes
This monkey is the main monkey in rise of the planet of the apes
n00bszpro 4 months ago
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n00bszpro 4 months ago
This video makes me want to get a monkey servant. Ya know, maybe get me a few beers, and some chips when I call his name? would be pretty fuckn' sweet.
pijef 4 months ago
wonder how much those asian people tortured them for them to listen . fucking horrible .
dtran63 5 months ago
@dtran63
Here's a man that likes to assume.
xDrickk 5 months ago
@xDrickk heres a boy who wont face the facts .. get back to minecraft bitch
dtran63 4 months ago
@dtran63
It's not much different from training a dog. Show them how to do something, give them a treat if they do it right, and it takes a week tops to teach a dog a trick. In fact, it's most likely much easier with the monkeys. Stop acting like you know shit.
xDrickk 4 months ago 2
thats.... cool
KrystlCraft 5 months ago
Damn that's where all the jobs are going.I wonder if they also have an organized union.LoL!!!
Useyno 5 months ago
i laughed really hard at the top two comments because im really stoned and i just watched both of thoughs movies
vancee3 5 months ago 2
THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!
giselle061004 5 months ago
he looks like a little alien
GisSlicknSmooth 5 months ago
how the hell do they know which table to go to?
urinalturd 5 months ago
Excuse me waiter, there's an ape in my soup.
Superelve 5 months ago
If only he can talk
DominicanoHM 5 months ago
its cooll but they throw shit and masterbate and not were gloves whois them at a resurant now
carnage1342 5 months ago
thats strange!!!!!!!!!!!!
MsKallie101 5 months ago
An amazing demonstration of a monkey's intelligence. You'd think a monkey would just, you know, eat the food instead of bringing it to customers.
cujo55544 5 months ago
That's cool lol
xlSLiMShAdYx 5 months ago
monkeys have rights in japan?
serisho 5 months ago
AWWWWWWWWW
Vlurqe 5 months ago
0:30 i think hes smokin some (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
Luke100Skystalker 5 months ago
And to think I assumed they were just monkeying around.
applejax19562 5 months ago
Vanara , The name of the human ape like creatures we were for 200,000 years.
truthseeker010101 5 months ago
Thats so cute omg!
xWonderbolt 6 months ago
AWESOME!!!!!
TheAkonhater 6 months ago
free labour
nalihD 6 months ago
lol, it's funny how monkeys can hold a job, but porch monkeys can't.
A7xFo 6 months ago
@A7xFo not cool dude
TheMuziqGuru 6 months ago
Its aDORAble
TheCristianContreras 6 months ago
"they only work 2 hours a day" they shouldn't be fucking working for you at all you assholes.
CowieMooCowxo87 6 months ago
@CowieMooCowxo87 The monkeys probably love it. They like to imitate people and it looks like they get lots of attention.
shananagans5 6 months ago
And this is why I need a pet monkey.
potco133 6 months ago
Does Karl Pilkington know about his?
MrPOsorio 6 months ago
@MrPOsorio haha karl would have a heart attack
TELFORD88 6 months ago
animal cruelty...................... =(
rebornroxs 6 months ago
@rebornroxs thats not cruelty dont be stupid
drawmaster77 5 months ago
They're like your kids? Then why chains around their neck you bonehead?
manosdamianakhs 6 months ago
@manosdamianakhs You don't put collars or leashes on pet dogs in your country?
Shitsuren 6 months ago
thats actually.. the coolest thing ive ever seen o_o
7Trisanaty7 6 months ago 2
PETA's going to be allover their asses.
jacktofuman 6 months ago
@jacktofuman why? are they harming them? are monkeys doing heavy labor? Why humans use horses for thousands of years to do hard work for them and nobody seems to mind?
drawmaster77 5 months ago
how much do you tip a monkey?
BlazedOutTurtle 6 months ago
@BlazedOutTurtle Maybe 2 bananas for good service? A whole dried lizard for excellent service?
Shitsuren 6 months ago
so cruel.
SuperSquirters2 6 months ago
@SuperSquirters2 yeah that monkey looked so miserable. lmfao.
ClutchClick 6 months ago
this is how planet of the apes starts...
nightmarenet 6 months ago 122
@nightmarenet monkey are not ape lol
siewmj1 3 months ago
@nightmarenet No there just smart monkey's
xXWTFLOLWTFXx 3 months ago
it amazes me that to me a monkey or ape walking like a human and wearing clothes...is normal to me! like i wouldnt mind letting them walk around in public like that haha
Lvl60Slayer 6 months ago
wth animal work policies? this is normal?
chispazrojo 6 months ago
heres ha bacardi, nigga 0:24
Islamtheninja 6 months ago
"they're like my kids"
he meant to say slaves xD
AceComposer 6 months ago
lol that monkey knows better then me
MACOBLASTER101 6 months ago
I bet u that that monkey is a slave cushy has a chain
SuperConvers1 6 months ago
lol this is tooo cute!
dimaondrayforever 6 months ago
i saw this from justin lee collins turning japanese
maffia440 6 months ago
This guy is living the dream. We're steps away from monkey butlers.
harrys2912 6 months ago
I dunno... I wouldnt want monkeys to shit in my food or anything like that.
ToastyTarget00 6 months ago
Waiters huh? Thats what you get for not going to college.
Roblox46229 6 months ago
anyone else need proof that we came from monkies?
JusticeBird007 6 months ago
@JusticeBird007 some dogs can do the same thing so your also saying we came from dogs?
9clegalm5 6 months ago
@JusticeBird007 with a reptile part of the brian that monkeys dont have.. sure..
WannaExpressYourSelf 6 months ago
im not surprised its japan lol
WolfteamAcer 6 months ago 2
Guess he get's paid with bananas..
SelSun83 6 months ago 36
@SelSun83 That would have been funnier if you'd said that he gets paid peanuts. By the way, learn how to use an apostrophe, mate.
ThePluggit 3 months ago
Woww!
NickyTheo21 6 months ago
hes like the drug dealer monkey from hangover 2 :D
D4N1L01994 6 months ago 2
They are super cute
YomiKudoro 6 months ago
dam losing jobs to immigrants now losing jobs to monkeys what has happen -__-
xthexyoungx1xguy 6 months ago
Thumbs up for FuKu-Chan
VNSki 6 months ago
Next time in Hells Kitchen....
SebbeJockeAndShit 6 months ago
I notice the monkey is displaying psychological problems when it keeps tilting its head back and turning it - I suspect it's kept in a very small cage, as that's what usually causes this type of behaviour, so sad to watch :-(
FallenFaith1 6 months ago
i lived in utsunomiya for a year and was only tolled about this before the earthquake then i couldn't go :(
peterfranken23 7 months ago
SOLUTION TO ECONOMIC CRISIS: EMPLOY LOTS OF MONKEYS!
jqt213 7 months ago
Since they eat monkeys, is that called a self-serve?
junkintrunk55 7 months ago
@junkintrunk55 They don't eat monkeys in Japan. It's Taiwan and China that eats monkey, (brain) not the body.
VNSki 6 months ago
@VNSki It was a joke, I know it was not accurate.
junkintrunk55 6 months ago
@VNSki =_= that's not true..these are just myths...
RainydaysXD 1 month ago
I would hate to do that
CheersProduction 7 months ago
costumer: excuse me sir
weitres: yes
costumer: why theres monkey shit on my soup
shawprince 7 months ago
Dont you go and tip these monkeys bad they will poop in your food and bite your thumb off
CINTERPOL 7 months ago
I think these two smart monkeys need to team up with that monkey from thailand, the one that deals drugs in hang over 2..they all should team up and open their own business.
jasluvtian 7 months ago
Quite a clever way to get around labor costs. Monkeys: The Mexican of East Asia?
gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP 7 months ago
quit monkeying around!
goodguyzliez 7 months ago