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  • ....and? a monkey is the president of the US of A right now..so what.

  • lmfao

  • chinese man.."ghetto people wer gettin expensive, we use monkey instead!!"..jk

  • 'THEY TOOK ER JERBS!'

  • they work alot better than mexicans...

  • @justinkicksass2 and instead of paying them with coca cola u pay em with bannanas

  • Next stop: Japan

  • thats mean he should have a normal life as a proper monkey

  • DEH TAK MAH JOOOOB!

  • So, animals can only be working for two hours a day, what about all the animals at the zoo?

  • aaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!

  • Who needs children in sweat shops any more when we have monkeys

  • That hot towel now has AIDS

  • Great now monkeys are taking the mexicans jobs!

  • So what happens when it get pissed off and kills everyone?

  • "Animal rights : 2 hours a day "

    meanwhile somewhere in china, human rights : 18 hours a day

    logic

  • Perfect! When they die, you simply put them on the menu. It's the circle of life. Who knew?

  • I wonder if that monkey likes boobies.

  • I read everything about robots and smart animals and stuff like that and I thought: What would the rest of the earth do if humans were extinct?

  • They seem to work fast and they seem to enjoy it.

    *>=)*

  • @monkey your so CUTE >.<

  • >.<

    

  • HANGOVER MONKEY!

  • Darwin were right! Suck on that Pope! >:D

  • i want one!!

  • I have always said nothing is funnier than a primate in people clothes.

    Put a chimpanzee in a 3 piece suit and give him a cigar and I'm fuckin' done man!!!

  • My God...... ITS BEGUN

  • once ppl catch some monkey virus, they'll think twice.

  • cute adorable amazing outrageous interesting smart kind monkeys! did i mention hard working? they can like literally start their won business =P hahah

  • 0:26 the monkey like omg they are coming need to eat it fast

  • should be in the wild

  • Monkeys are taking all of the god damn jobs away from hardworking Japanese humans.

  • @MrDgroff China*

  • I need this fellas' help to get me a job.

  • i hope they don`t harm animals to do these things !! cause if it`s the case so sad and sekfish !! like animal circus

  • They think they're people! ^^

  • peta will sue them after watching this....

  • oh you asians

  • asia has everything! i want to live there

  • This has got Pilkington written all over it

  • Can you imagine what the USDA report would be if the monkeys were used similarly in the US? HA! Like a 1

  • Monkey worker FTW would be so awesome to have a monkey bring me a beer.

  • I was working on a project about Muammar Gaddafi... How the fuck did i get here

  • @hc1435 Perhaps they're Gaddafi's sane cousins?

  • AWWWWW so cute!!

  • so mean to the monkey

  • THEY TOOK OUR J- ... wait a minute ...

  • MY MONKEY DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR

  • Damn gooback took ma job

  • He needs a hair net... All over his body D:

  • lolol

  • trust asians to get staff they dont need to pay

  • Oh c'mon people, they only work 2 hours a day... the restaraunt even has the animal rights thing posted on the wall

    Would it be better if they were out in the wild being hunted/chased by god knows what, and having to fight for their food/survival? I know that if I was that monkey I would be happy!

  • THEY TOOK OUR JOBS! ^ ^

  • Somebody call Karl Pilkington

  • Chill people, he likes it :D

  • poor monkey

  • @l1i2a31 ? why? the monkeys in hollywood are worse off, no? they`re used for entertainment value and dumped out like garbage when they get older, so that sanctuaries have to pick them up or they`re put down. are you kiddin? this monkeys having fun and has a loving home.

  • yeah, smoke next to the monkey and tell him hes better than his son. mankind has surly blossomed into a mature race.

  • I would love to eat at a place like that. Animals are really cute and fun.

  • I'd leave a tip... A PG TIP.

  • they took our jobs!

  • @Heintjoo DEY TOOK OUR JERBS

  • @Timblesink te tk r jbs!

  • THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING AMAZINGEST THING IVE EVORRR SEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • Wow, walk in, monkeys bringing people drinks, old men smoking joints, were is this place?

  • This just proves that we can work together with other species, we just don't care :(

  • hahahaha its the monkey from the hangover, he also sells coke

  • awwwwwwwwwww there 2 CUTE >_<

  • I'd SO go to that restaraunt and tip that cute monkey big time! :P

  • the monkey look adorable with that costume ><!

  • animal right regulations? 2 hours max? what the shit?

  • wait for the time,when monkeys will replace bar dancers

  • only in japan...

  • Look everyone! it's Budavol aka AntiMAGGOTS2 making he's living for the first time in he's life...ever!

  • I want to go to japan and keep a pet monkey lol. They are adorable, walking on two leg too.

  • THATS THE SAME MONKEY FROM HANGOVER 2!!! THE ONE THAT SELLS DRUGS

  • I want that job.... :( it would still be better then my current job

  • I wonduh if monkeys get pensions in Japan

  • T G I Friday's has really gone downhill...

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  • Adorable :D

  • soooooooo cute! what kind of monkey are they?

  • The monkey is not being threatened or abused. He does it for fun, for the food, and because animals always feel they need to earn their place. No animal feels entitled to anything.

    Cats bring you "gifts", they stay clean, and try to always come back. The more you give the more likely they will bring you gifts. (yeah the gifts is prob dead animals but its their way).

    Dogs will protect, alert and no matter what try to help you out, and give you support.

    The monkey helps to earn his place.

  • @tthething

    I completly agree.

  • @tthething Yes very true

  • Awwwwwwwwww!!

  • These guys have much better job situations than a good chunk of people.

  • I watched this on Justin Lee collins turning Japanese it kinda creeped me put when the monkey fuku chan had to where a mask it was soo weird but I thought he was cute

  • We've gone ___10____ days without a money face ripping accident :)

  • They are soo fucking cute bro.

    and people stfu they're not miserable and its not animal cruelty.

    They don't get too many hours and they get rewards and they like the attention they get.

    If i was there i woulda bought them a banana <3

  • Are macaques supposed to walk on two legs?

  • Cheap ass got monkey's to work for free.

  • rise of the planet of the apes

    This monkey is the main monkey in rise of the planet of the apes

  • This video makes me want to get a monkey servant. Ya know, maybe get me a few beers, and some chips when I call his name? would be pretty fuckn' sweet.

  • wonder how much those asian people tortured them for them to listen . fucking horrible .

  • @dtran63

    Here's a man that likes to assume.

  • @xDrickk heres a boy who wont face the facts .. get back to minecraft bitch

  • @dtran63

    It's not much different from training a dog. Show them how to do something, give them a treat if they do it right, and it takes a week tops to teach a dog a trick. In fact, it's most likely much easier with the monkeys. Stop acting like you know shit.

  • thats.... cool

  • Damn that's where all the jobs are going.I wonder if they also have an organized union.LoL!!!

  • i laughed really hard at the top two comments because im really stoned and i just watched both of thoughs movies

  • THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!

  • he looks like a little alien

  • how the hell do they know which table to go to?

  • Excuse me waiter, there's an ape in my soup.

  • If only he can talk

  • its cooll but they throw shit and masterbate and not were gloves whois them at a resurant now

  • thats strange!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • An amazing demonstration of a monkey's intelligence. You'd think a monkey would just, you know, eat the food instead of bringing it to customers.

  • That's cool lol

  • monkeys have rights in japan?

  • AWWWWWWWWW

  • 0:30 i think hes smokin some (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅()

  • And to think I assumed they were just monkeying around.

    

  • Vanara , The name of the human ape like creatures we were for 200,000 years.

  • Thats so cute omg!

  • AWESOME!!!!!

    

  • free labour

  • lol, it's funny how monkeys can hold a job, but porch monkeys can't.

  • @A7xFo not cool dude

  • Its aDORAble

  • "they only work 2 hours a day" they shouldn't be fucking working for you at all you assholes.

  • @CowieMooCowxo87 The monkeys probably love it. They like to imitate people and it looks like they get lots of attention.

  • And this is why I need a pet monkey.

  • Does Karl Pilkington know about his?

  • @MrPOsorio haha karl would have a heart attack

  • animal cruelty...................... =(

  • @rebornroxs thats not cruelty dont be stupid

  • They're like your kids? Then why chains around their neck you bonehead?

  • @manosdamianakhs You don't put collars or leashes on pet dogs in your country?

  • thats actually.. the coolest thing ive ever seen o_o

  • PETA's going to be allover their asses.

  • @jacktofuman why? are they harming them? are monkeys doing heavy labor? Why humans use horses for thousands of years to do hard work for them and nobody seems to mind?

  • how much do you tip a monkey?

  • @BlazedOutTurtle Maybe 2 bananas for good service? A whole dried lizard for excellent service?

  • so cruel.

  • @SuperSquirters2 yeah that monkey looked so miserable. lmfao.

  • this is how planet of the apes starts...

  • @nightmarenet monkey are not ape lol

  • @nightmarenet No there just smart monkey's

  • it amazes me that to me a monkey or ape walking like a human and wearing clothes...is normal to me! like i wouldnt mind letting them walk around in public like that haha

  • wth animal work policies? this is normal?

  • heres ha bacardi, nigga 0:24

  • "they're like my kids"

    he meant to say slaves xD

  • lol that monkey knows better then me

  • I bet u that that monkey is a slave cushy has a chain

  • lol this is tooo cute!

  • i saw this from justin lee collins turning japanese

  • This guy is living the dream. We're steps away from monkey butlers.

  • I dunno... I wouldnt want monkeys to shit in my food or anything like that.

  • Waiters huh? Thats what you get for not going to college.

  • anyone else need proof that we came from monkies?

  • @JusticeBird007 some dogs can do the same thing so your also saying we came from dogs?

  • @JusticeBird007 with a reptile part of the brian that monkeys dont have.. sure..

  • im not surprised its japan lol

  • Guess he get's paid with bananas..

  • @SelSun83 That would have been funnier if you'd said that he gets paid peanuts. By the way, learn how to use an apostrophe, mate.

  • Woww!

  • hes like the drug dealer monkey from hangover 2 :D

  • They are super cute

  • dam losing jobs to immigrants now losing jobs to monkeys what has happen -__-

  • Thumbs up for FuKu-Chan

  • Next time in Hells Kitchen....

  • I notice the monkey is displaying psychological problems when it keeps tilting its head back and turning it - I suspect it's kept in a very small cage, as that's what usually causes this type of behaviour, so sad to watch :-(

  • i lived in utsunomiya for a year and was only tolled about this before the earthquake then i couldn't go :(

  • SOLUTION TO ECONOMIC CRISIS: EMPLOY LOTS OF MONKEYS!

  • Since they eat monkeys, is that called a self-serve?

  • @junkintrunk55 They don't eat monkeys in Japan. It's Taiwan and China that eats monkey, (brain) not the body.

  • @VNSki It was a joke, I know it was not accurate.

  • @VNSki =_= that's not true..these are just myths...

  • I would hate to do that

  • costumer: excuse me sir

    weitres: yes

    costumer: why theres monkey shit on my soup

  • Dont you go and tip these monkeys bad they will poop in your food and bite your thumb off

  • I think these two smart monkeys need to team up with that monkey from thailand, the one that deals drugs in hang over 2..they all should team up and open their own business.

  • Quite a clever way to get around labor costs. Monkeys: The Mexican of East Asia?

  • quit monkeying around!