September 5th: I'm Gonna Kill You

[stecky87]

Is 'practicing tap danc'e a euphemism?

[thisisntchristine]

...remind me to not piss off Hank Green...

[urbanmyths95]

omg this recorded on my 12th birthday 

[TheOrangeSnail1]

Yea!! Inuyasha fans Unite! xD

[OrangeHatVlogger]

Why does this song make me respect you more?

[NerdyArtsGeek]

Oh my god, this is my fracking life. Don't worry, Hank. Us cashiers wanna kill them too.

[cameronelise36]

Uni brow.

[mthsbandrocks]

Oh my god. My whole life (well, okay, like a year.) I thought he said "starting up an argument about pingpong" but it's really coupons. O_O

Maybe I'm the only one, but on So Jokes, it sounds like he says pingpong.

...but it does make more sense that it's coupons.

[fullmetalx91]

For some reason, the intro to this song reminded me of the intro to 3.14 Apple Pi.

[coryokeefe30]

So do you like anime too Hank?

[SuperCatSara]

this is my new favourite Hank song ever

[ashostek]

This is my life! -.- I hate working at a grocery store

[bjkzap]

puff levels are high

[rachel237linda]

Going to play this song really loud next time my neighbours keep me up at 3am. Inevitably this Saturday.

[SwiftRiver987]

Hank, "I'm gonna kill you" flows out of your mouth better than "I'm usually a very peaceful person," Should I be scared?

[hmol257]

Awesome song, some great lyrics. I definitely relate. Drinking parties end, but red rover? Nothing's as bad as the dreaded red rover. *shivers* You can at least pretend really hard that tap-dancing is rain on the roof. Or hail. Shaped like shoes.

As for singing as a bass, it sounds cool, but please don't hurt yourself. Then you won't be able to talk right, let alone sing, and that'd be sad.

[354lulo]

Unibrow!!! O my gosh this song is AWESOME!!!!

[clericofchaos1]

sub zero is the one who tradditionally does the spine rip

[onestrangequark]

I liked the part where I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

[55angietherockstar55]

The whole upstairs neighbor thing is pretty much my life right now...

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

@13LegolasGreenleaf13 Well, at least everyone will know who my murderer is... ;)

[BryceIsAwsome]

That was funny and amazing

[13LegolasGreenleaf13]

Hello you, yes you! the person who is wasting their time reading this IM GONNA KILL YOU!

[RebeccaC68]

This might be my favorite of Hank's songs! I just love the anger behind it but at the same time I can't really take it seriously! and I'm loving Hank as a bass!

[Omnifelix]

Needs more cow bell

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

This song needs a badass flamenco section....And possibly Hank in a Zorro mask....

[xx3070]

he has an inuyasha poster in the back. I can't take it seriously

[thenightshroud77]

why does this only WANT TO MAKE HANK MORE ANGRY

even though it's supposed to be mean...

it sounds AMAZING

WHY DO I LOVE IT!

[YouveBeenLaurified]

His face is hilariously evil looking. I'm sorry, Hank. I just can't take your death face seriously.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

I feel this way quite often.

Is that bad? xD

[xemily91]

Angry Hank makes me very nervous. 

[RussianWolfBaby]

YES!!! MORTAL EFFING COMBAT MAN!!!! LOVE IT!!!

[Gothmummi]

@ignelux not yet but when they do, I'm getting one in every colour.

[Ignelux]

Has anyone made a teeshirt out of "I'm usually a very peaceful person, but I'm gonna kill you" yet? XD

[claressadubs]

Love this song.

Reminds me of Chicago's Cell Block Tango- "You know how some people have these little habbits that get you down?" 

[Kimblee1987]

LMFAO!!! This is awesome! Thank you for singing this song for us people standing in the grocery store lol :3

[ThatTheatreFreak]

How have I not heard this song before? New favorite Hank song.

[RussiaIvanSan]

o.k. ... im sorry i competly ignored you just to look at the epic inuyasha poster in the back ground... and i was also trying to fiure out the other posters in the background

again sorry...>.<

[peaceluvcandy4]

The shadow from his glasses sometimes looks like evil eyebrows.

[SynysterGates231]

bunch of fags lol

[DRAKECREED]

U sir need to take a break on the old people and I can understand the loud partiers

[TeEnReBeL100]

i must memorize this song and then sing it whenever someone pisses me off. while my eye twitches. because it does that sometimes....

what, a psychotic killer? me? never!

[veronica12345678900]

OMG inuyasha poster!!!!!!!!!

[2gigapuppies]

Is anyone else disturbed that the ad that comes up on the side of a video called I'm Gonna Kill You is for phone calls from Disney Princesses?

[FlargTheKitty]

@2gigapuppies haha mine's for single muslims :)

[peaceluvcandy4]

@2gigapuppies Ironically enough, my advertisement's for the Hospital of Saint Raphael.

[xgothxbarbiex]

he's a nerdy little Bitch with a brilliant voice, fantastic morals, guts to say what he need's to say AND a massive fan base

he's also cute as Hell. and don't need to drive an SUV to prove he's a man.

anyway...

[stoverman7]

please stop

[stickymuck50001]

its a good song but ill fuckinf klill you for saying shit a bout my 4x4 no fucking joke ill blow your branes out you little nrdy bitch

[123456789robbie]

@stickymuck50001 somthing tells me you do not belong here, so why don't you take your 4x4, and drive it off a cliff? :)

[sincemarchoflastyear]

I really love this song <3

[BethTheBubblyGirl]

But... Red Rover is an OUTside game.

[dkennedy31326]

very well said sir i love it

[InfiniteBox]

The intense expression definitely adds to the emotion.

[EmoOnTheInside123]

One in the morning: Been watching old vlogbrothers videos for an hour, and ready for bed. But then I saw this, this lovely video, made on my birthday and threateningly titled. Worth the loss of some sleep? Abso-friggin-lutely.

[browneyednerd112358]

Hank, I love your facial expressions in this video.

[ProgressiveBoink]

so glad i found the chords for this.

i play it whenever i'm angry. :I

[minimoon314]

OHHHHHH MORTAL KOMBAT REFERENCE!!!

[epicsquidy123]

haha your glasses make shadows like angry eyebrows.

[MsShmankYou14]

119? On;y one person should be disliking this video...I think you know who I'm talking about.

The Evil Lady at the Grocery Store.

[THRockerGirl4879]

THATS AN INU YASHA POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND!! xD

[peaceluvcandy4]

The dramatic lighting makes this video so much more jokes.

[The11thkatherine]

WHY CAN'T HE BE MINE.

[amsinger112]

You don't even know how many people come into my line when i'm working express and they have like a half cart of things. I'm not allowed to turn them away either if they put things on the belt

[xhado123]

This was my first vlogbrothers vid. Nerdfighter ever since!

[ecofreak303]

best line ever: "yeah i'm gonna kill you and all your loud-ass friends too"

[Teeftlis]

let me add that I'm really glad Hank isn't actually an angry person

[Teeftlis]

I really like this one

[casandraonline]

This is my favorite, I laugh every time.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I just finished lecturing my Mom at length at how Internet communities can be truly positive, not creepy at all things, and I used Nerdfighteria as my main example. And then I came home and watched this video.

[24nerdfighter]

Helen Hunt has a restraining order against Hank and Hank wrote songs about killing people, vegetable penises, animal sex, and eating people and he also tried to kill John with a hammer.

Why aren't i terrified of you?

[KoolThing14]

@24nerdfighter Aw what? I thought that was a joke. Is this fo' reals?

[LifeMustard]

@KoolThing14 Don't worry! It was just a joke. DFTBA. :)

[KoolThing14]

@LifeMustard Thanks Mustard. I wont :D

[TehNickMeh]

Hahahahah, Cannibal Corpse is in the recommended videos.

[MrCh33pshot]

Sounds a bit like Stairway to Heaven lmao.

[nerdfighter146]

Are there any other cashiers out there who can relate to the first part of this song?

[HlysComment]

I feel sorry for the people who randomly land on this video with no prior exposure to Hank cuz this song is scary. He sounds like the next unibomber.

[poppen4114]

i love this video. this is amazing ill blast this in my jeep

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@poppen4114 Luckily for you the irony will kill you before Hank does.

[MrAnthony78666]

funny stuff...

[doofykids123]

My birthday is September 5th yikes

[PeacePaw]

dude your playin is awsome 

[graybutcolorful]

the lady at the check out line sounds like my mom... please don't kill me or my mom Hank. Please?

[crazycookie76]

THAT IS A TERRIBLE DIET!!!  =,(

[jhavid2]

this is the official creed to anyone who has ever worked in a grocery store on registers

[Klirrification]

"I hope you know that we're fighting a war

So you can get your ass home from the grocery store"

[ScarcasmIntended]

There was a guy in line in front of my mom and I at Target and we were in the express lane and he was being slow and irritating and I thought of this song XD

[xgothxbarbiex]

my favourite song. or maybe in line with dftba with Michael aranda

[epicX42]

This was posted on my birthday ... Not sure if I should be happy or scared

[KirawIllpreavail]

@epicX42 LOL, if its from hank be afraid, be very afraid

[epictheatric]

I think this is arguably the best song from brotherhood 2.0 year long project. <3

[JudgeOnTheMenu]

Beginning nerd comment: Actually, the spine rip is Sub-Zero's signature fatality. End nerd comment.

[TehLazur]

@JudgeOnTheMenu True, but in Mortal Kombat: Deception, Scorpion uses it as well.

[GrieverTheGF]

@TehLazur :End Nerd Comment - jk

[Nathpeggsy]

.....how is this decreasing world suck?!

[ecofreak303]

@Nathpeggsy because it's funny :) and we all know that he's not actually like this.

[basketbchic]

@Nathpeggsy By making people smile :)

[thestickmann1]

Hank's gonna kill 115 people.

[ashtonkutcherfan09]

Hold on *Goes the trade in his SUV*

[HarryPotterIsLife109]

creepy.....

[secretagentmann9]

Oh shit this is linked to the Helen Hunt video! She probably saw this one too! :O

[88FingersEddward]

Yes, the song was very scary, but the part of this video that scared me the most was 3:22-3:29.

It's like he's staring into my soul.

...And my soul displeases him.

[thejette61]

115+ people are old ladies who start arguements over coupons

[vngaris]

I feel this way all the time. I'm looking at you massive groups of people who push and shove and talk really loud in front of my locker at the beginning of the day. >:( I'm gonna kill you...with my chem textbook

[vngaris]

who hasn't felt this way?

[ilovefriends97]

Moral of the story: Never keep Hank waiting at a grocery store :O

[cmccrzy]

Your expression in this is just...AWESOME.

This is AWESOME, and now it's going to run through my head every time the people in my dorm run down the hallway at 2 am, screaming randomly.

[mytwilightsong]

This song comes after the Helen Hunt song on the songs playlist... and it doesn't make you look any less creepy. Sorry.

[ProgressiveBoink]

shadow unibrow

[TheHatOfDestiny]

@hotshot7227 unless you mean lip syncing then you do generally use you lips whilst singing, yeah.

[ElectricNeonBlue]

3.38 You sound like Shane Dawson impersonating Paris Hilton :)

[ElectricNeonBlue]

3.34 You sound like Shane Dawson impersonating Paris Hilton :)

[CoHOCD]

Dear Past Hank,

In 2011, you will be playing this for a soundcheck at a show, and soundcheck will turn into dreams coming true!

Sincerely,

Future Hank

P.S. Your nephew is adorable!

[totallyleafy]

@CoHOCD

EXCELLENT. 

[grandchildofchaos]

3,148 people were scared of Angry Hank

Jk, great song

[grandchildofchaos]

like if you came from Hank's video 'Hank is an adorable drunk princess"

[hooka40]

my favorite part is the anime poster in the background.

[OmgRawrify]

This makes me never ever wanna puss hank off

[eustacia03]

113 people drive H2s

[Yematul]

112 people got murdered

[chickenfingalickin]

your "nerd" nerves?? pun intended :]

[chickenfingalickin]

this is really catchy-- I was singing it under my breath in history--that was embarrassing...

[epicsquidy123]

"neck vein neck vein" lol

[OhSomethinClever]

loveee!<33333

[OhSomethinClever]

i love this song..... sadly... XD

[moosealert]

this song is like a life saver seriously evertime im having a terrible day this always brightens me up, which makes me sounds really evil but its just really funny and it makes me happy lol

[myworldPWNs]

is it wierd that i liked this song?

[JamXprotomanXmaster]

Scorpion doesn't rip out people's spines, you're thinking of sub-zero's fatality.

Other than that, It is super awesome. Can't wait for more! !

[ERSorensen]

@JamXprotomanXmaster This has been discussed. Much discussed. See the sept. 7th video.

[flamingpheonix5000]

hahahah they said brotherhood, like from assassins creed brotherhood, hehe

[FeastinFeaster]

ahahaha one of my favourites! ((:

[ExtractOfInsanity]

Watched this at one-thirty AM, on my iPhone, in the dark, not expecting you to go all psycho serial killer stare on me.

...I had to check my closet for Hank before I went to sleep.

;n;

[Bamberellala]

I often threaten to kill people too.

Which is actually true.

Except I've never actually killed anyone so that's good. I usually just end up throwing my shoes at them.

Hank you're so awesome. I hope you know that.

[TheLadyGrasshopper]

"I'm usually a very peaceful person, but I'm gonna kill you"  hahahahaha

[pandabear8806]

Every time i get mad I watch this! I love it! Great job

[2SilverRings]

Do not invoke(sp?) the rath of the Hank.

[writergirlchic]

Haha Hank I love you. 

[Crai600]

Awesome!

[1031jag]

and i say in response: evil hank is evil!

[chanym1992]

I love this video! Is it wrong that I was laughing out loud. I like the part about the neighbors because I totally think that my upstairs neighbors in college did the exact same thing, except I think that they play basketball and red rover and tap danced.

[memorexman01]

inuyasha in the back?

[SaffronSnape]

it looks like you are trying to make your camera explode!

[88michellea]

hahahahahahahaa!!!!! Brilliant 

[spidermanandsnape]

You really do look like you are going to kill someone, scary!

[MrHitlersMustache]

hahaha, i like this side of hank

[dragonmastriss]

I think Hank, that you should consider some more positive outlets for your anger. Apparently you hold it all in until you have the opportunity to frighten all of Nerdfighteria. XD

[bjarret123]

LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL awsome dude add me please

[ipoddrake]

inyuashia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Megatallica572]

@thaTH1NG Whoah there tough guy, just shut up and get off youtube.

[spidermanandsnape]

@thaTH1NG get out of nerdfighteria! We don't like gaint squids of anger.

[Nani101]

The lighting makes it look like Hank has a giant frowny eyebrow xD

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

Angry Hank be angry??

[TheShootingCupcake]

i frakin LOVE this song xD

[TheFunnylookindude]

Scary Hank is scary...

[MandieLJ]

I listen to this often in my MP3 device. :)

[jelpen2013]

Note to self: Don't get on Hank's bad side.

[crazymoose1234]

Yay, September 5th is my birthday!  :3

[UsefulAppendix]

@crazymoose1234 omg, I was just about to say that when I saw your comment!! lol.

[desaimaa]

passive-aggressive much?

[MrDarkbluewater]

lol

[InSaNeKillz]

y do u even try mawn

[jamiemarie93]

This is uber cool lol <3