BillyMC's Christmas Adventure

[evrbody]

Billy invested the other fry in a low-risk mutual fund.

[LadyLieDie]

Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide would be depressed even more so if he ever saw this.

[wyssmaster]

A homeless man wiped his armpits in these fries. Don't ask me how he did it, Billy. Just eat them.

[Bgeas12]

@wyssmaster ehhhhhhh. if I was Billy I'd be like NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chev427BB]

In some parts it's almost like he's responding to them, it's kinda freaky

[TheBrazillianCat]

This is my Christmas tradition, watching this video with a cup of tea.

[jiradamister]

Well, watching it AGAIN. :3 What a hilarious Retsupurae.

[Chiller326]

Diabetus laughs like Elmo at 10:08

[2feetsandamushroom]

another christmas, another view =D

[trumpeter811]

This is the best christmas special ever! its going to go down in history

[lalalei2001]

It's that time of the year again...to rewatch this video.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

8:58 "Wait - BillyMC, McDonalds? It all makes sense now!"

I always thought it was something along the lines of......

E = (billy)MC^2

[lordoftrolling]

Darkseed 2 was pretty funny, but before they started Cobra they should´ve done some single video´s, maybe revisit Billy or Electricalbeast AK THE GIANT OF LETSPLAYS

[NeonBlonde1138]

I actually want to make a Let's Play now, not for the actual views but for the retsupurae that might potentially come of it.

[Whitefish81]

The christmas shopping bit was funny but they beat the fuck out of that horse.

[masterquest91]

2:25

for those of you looking specifically for the Christmas shopping part

[DarkRazorZ]

All respectable parents do their Christmas shopping at McDonald's.

[Ygdrasel]

@DarkRazorZ

Pft. Burger King, bitch.

[scarecrow719]

I work at McDonalds and it would be a honor to serve Billy.

[BullshitsMike]

Now it makes sense.

Billy MC

BillyMcDonalds.

[thinBillyBoy]

This video fills my heart to the core with Christmas spirit, I can't help but wonder... What game is that? I mean yeah Mario but... It reminds me of a past addiction, I just can't quite put my finger on it.

[uiruu]

@thinBillyBoy Lost Levels

[thinBillyBoy]

@uiruu Heh, I should've Googled that before writing. Thanks. :)

[VIOLATER9000]

LOL It looks like Maryo is sliding on one foot when he's in that underground section getting the coins.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

I am playing SM Lost Levels, and I can honestly say that I can see why Mr. Billy is having so much trouble with the game. The controls are awful.

[TheBrandonRegan]

@Goldbloodeddragon Really? I thought the controls were fine, it was just a lot of well timed jumps needed to be made that made it difficult for me.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@TheBrandonRegan There are a lot of times where you need a running start at a jump, and since you can't jump far without a running start and you can't go back in a level, you're pretty much fucked and you have to kill yourself. :\

Also you slide a lot when you run then jump.

[mario64guy]

They should have titled this video "BillyMcDonald's Christmas Adventure".

[rougemw]

Now that Billy is gone lets play is dead to me

[GetsugaTenshoXD]

At 8:49 "I did that easily". Yea, well done billy

[AxAie]

when i heard the name "mc donalds" i could not contain my laughter for some reason XD lolz

[irrationalxlp]

Good lord the first reaction to the Christmas thing is hilarious. Amazing.

[DMAN123223]

I wish they showed the complete first take.

[heyeveryoneimcool]

I feel bad for Billy. I actually feel pitty for one of these people...

:(

[JacobBloodkillington]

Billy is like a Replicant from BladeRunner. but beside dieing in 4 years so he doesn't develop emotions, Billy will suck at Mario more and more until he can no longer continue.

[Psychonaut117]

"He REGISTERED Hypercam 2"

I seriously cried some.

[Esupanitix]

I love that unregistered hypercam 2. That's real nice.

[MoonshadowCaz]

I never got McDonald's for Christmas. :/

[Aaronthereal1]

@MoonshadowCaz I got a toothpick once.. But it was used =T

[ShirosakiX]

I got yoi a present but i ate half of it on the way here!

[cherubicwindigo]

I'm wasted while watching this. Win. I can't type.

[AnnoyingBird100]

The Five-Man Band:

The Hero: billymc

The Lancer: Electrical Beast

The Big Guy: musclebomber2021

The Smart Guy: Cornshaq

The Chick: Navigtr

That should be a fan fiction.

[WorkSucksMedia]

@AnnoyingBird100 I'm working on it now

[meckrisa]

@AnnoyingBird100 I would write that if I weren't so damn lazy.

[PTp1ranha]

@AnnoyingBird100 Sir Ron can be the sixth ranger.

[AnnoyingBird100]

@PTp1ranha But T.V. Tropes said it was just those five. What? Did you honestly think I came up with that?

[PTp1ranha]

@AnnoyingBird100 Sorry, I thought you were just leaving a clever comment.

[TheFruitsnacks93]

@AnnoyingBird100 and now they're a no-piece.

[Jetblast01]

@AnnoyingBird100 Forget fanfiction, this needs to be a movie.

[MagicantNess]

@AnnoyingBird100

LOL!  TV tropes!!

[AnnoyingBird100]

@MagicantNess Glad to see that someone got the reference.

[Shadow99052]

@AnnoyingBird100

I'm working on it



[TheToast7]

@AnnoyingBird100 Duuuuude. I wrote a comment like that on Super Bummerman 2 like over a year ago, and now you've pretty much exactly copied it, only you used TvTropes terms. I wouldn't have even mentioned it if you hadn't used like, the exactly same configuration that I did.

[ChuWanggAmes]

@AnnoyingBird100 and the Detective: Mike Dawson

[videogamenostalgia]

@AnnoyingBird100 The big bad: Mike Dawson

The dragon: Cobra

The 'Gary Oak': That guy who did tower of heaven with the horrible voices

The henchmen: Arise jpegs

[TheMechwar88]

@AnnoyingBird100 No, no, Navigtr has to be the villain. Imagine the drama as 5 Lpers continue to fight for what they believe in, despite their foe being a fellow Lper. It needs typing out, no pun intended.

[TheRsMuffin]

2:45

[tombusbytmb]

In the first viewing you sound like elmo haha

[UberNiftyMan]

You gotta have faith- YOU FUCKIN HERETIC!

That's the Christmas spirit

[dbxbeat]

2:35 for the best part of the video

[EdMan6623]

@dbxbeat 9:46 How did I miss this the first 3 times I watched this vid?

[Jsmartee]

merry christmas in july billy! :)

[digitalblasphemy1100]

santa thought you were good!, he got you extra straws!

[gtaxmods]

I watch this every Christmas.

[kittehfoodz]

Billy's just mad because JacobMC wouldnt share his nuggets.

[88Meters]

Billy does these videos with a gun to his head.

[EternalGuardian07]

I almost wanna watch the rest of his Let's Play

[NickyNick227]

I was almost theeeereeee. D:

[GyroZancross]

C'mon guys! If this video reaches a 1000 likes, BIllyMC will get ketchup for his fries!... I mean "fry", since the others were eaten by the dog.

[ImmaKai1]

@GyroZancross Billy's getting ketchup today! ^w^

[momoandmiz]

Little miracles :')

[bobbyewing311]

"billy has very small milestones that he overcomes" lol that is so true.

[Hoggles49]

two fries?? this is gonna be the best christmas ever!

[Cheetah1251]

Where can I find JacobMC's channel?

[CrimsonJunctioner]

@Cheetah1251 What's funny is that there's a random Youtube user named JacobMC. His page is flooded with pro-Billy comments and he doesn't know what the fuck.

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

the outtake at the end of the video is incredible. i keep finding myself laughing out loud just as hard as they are.

[handsomebrick]

Roll away the stone, Sisyphus, roll away the stone.

If you could just move yours, I could get working on my own.

[MachRiderZero]

@handsomebrick You can roll that stone to the top of the hill, you can carry that weight with an iron will, you can drive those wheels to the end of the road, you can try to deny the weight of the load.

Been listening to that album for 17 years, my friend.

[EponymousKid]

I said before that Billy is the baddest man alive, and I meant it. All he needs is McDonald's to get through the grueling challenge of Lost Levels.

Also I think he registered Hypercam 2 at some point.

[stellybellyboo]

I almost wanna pity fuck Billy MC

[EnkerZero]

Hahaha oh my God he really does have a Deviant Art account with FF chibis and shit

[EponymousKid]

You know that song by Queen for the Flash Gordon movie? It was originally written about Billy.

He's a miracle! He'll save every one of us!

[Wanderer2266]

jesus christ what the fuck, billy

[j1gglypuff218]

@Gamer: JacobMC WAS the werewolf.

[JayZilla2830]

coincidentally, there is a jacobmc channel on youtube, but he created his channel three years ago before retsupurae talked about him. Also, if jacobmc was the pretentious douche that Retsupurae made him out to be, then why does he not have videos of him playing on his xbox 360 declaring his superiority over his brother?

[victorsheart]

The reactions at the end of the video still make me laugh til I cry xD

[Brassherald]

I love that their reaction to the McDonalds was the same as mine.

[popledude]

Jacob must be Proton Jon, it's the only explanation.

[HelpfulYoshi]

/watch?v=sZQ3FiKf09M

There, that is a song that goes perfectly with Billy

[Krazytaco9]

The funny thing is at some McDonald's they have Mario games

[scallywag86]

It really is hard to not like Billy. The guy tries and tries and never really gives up, even after being RP`d as many times as he has. That takes some cojones.

[DustInTheWind64]

I'm pretty sure that she was at a mall with mcdonalds or something.... Though, this is much more fitting....

[MudkipTheSavior]

BillyMcDonalds?

[KenoZ070]

"OH NO"

"No fries then."

[WarioMario12345]

Thumbs up if you watched this over that damn Charlie Brown special.

Long live Billy! :D

[mrdickdickbutt]

Merry Christmas. This is MY Christmas Story.

[SGYDK]

it has become a holiday tradition for me to watch this every year now.

i'm gonna just assume this is a good thing.

[mynameisgopal]

merry christmas retsupurae and billy and billy you deserve a mcrib this year

[RoxburghRoxx]

and on christmas eve I will return to this video

[hodgeson3172]

I'm in stiches over the fact that his Christmas presents are from McDonalds.

[Akagism]

I just wanna give Billy a hug :3c

[TheDarkchild1980]

@Akagism I think we all do...poor guy :(

[Bryantzerox]

Why do I find myself returning to this video around Christmas?

[SteveG904]

@Bryantzerox

It's not just you. It's become an unofficial Christmas tradition for me.

[1a152]

We need more BIlly videos. He is the official retsupurae mascot.

[Mrthebboyproject]

the bad, but fitting thing about the mcdonalds thing is that billy actually has an lp of a mcdonalds game!when i found his mcdonalds game lp, i almost died laughing at the irany, or irony i cant spell that word good.

[usernameclassifeid]

I wonder if Navgtr is billy's real father. The mother was probably a prostitute(with cancer, of course.) who left billy at an orphanage at a young age. Billy was then introduced to lost levels. The other orphans pressured billy to beat it, however he couldn't. So they started bullying him. That's why billy always sounds so disturbed while playing this.

[ForgeXBlack]

@usernameclassifeid This story needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but I garauntee that Billy's fans would be shocked at the idea of BillyMC pursuing his zany adventures, despite being tormented by his fellow orphans.

[DeathMagnetic622]

@kingarthr10 Aren't we all? ;)

[DaveyGB]

Hearts on fire is playing in the background

[sastath]

The first tv station to do Billy MC the Christmas special for 24 hours will forever be my fav.

I am ordering a custom t-shirt on the front is a quarter pounder in a bow. It says "Xmas came early for the MC family." On the back "retsupurae" 

[azzadoc]

where does that 100 yen thing come from???

[thedarkroadtoheaven]

@azzadoc I think it was from the video:"Worst retsupurea ever". If it isn't then it's: "let's play pokemon for the queen"

[azzadoc]

@thedarkroadtoheaven

thank you :)

[Chainsawsb]

NOOOOO BILLY LOADED A STATE!!!

[incredicassio]

@Chainsawsb No he didn't. If you look at the timer, you can see he didn't

[xThunderxWolfx]

i wanna hang out with Billy.

[shawnspringstead]

I love how there not even paying attention to what going on in the video, there just making fun of billy XD

[lalalei2001]

I love how Billy goes "OH NO!" when they mention quarter pounders under the tree, but no fries.

[XcatisX]

And here we go agin....  :'(

[kuaieq]

cmon guys he was getting mcdonalds for lunch not christmas :(

[noqa]

@kuaieq Shh, don't give away the joke

[trumpeter811]

i laughed so hard this that i actually started to water in my eyes XD we love billyMC

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

This made the last eighteen years of my life seem unreal.

[erty200]

@SLAPPAYURFACE NIHILIST

[xx0Rain0xx]

@erty200 You have no idea what a Nihilist is lol

[erty200]

@xx0Rain0xx It was an inside joke douchebag

[xx0Rain0xx]

@erty200 With SLAPPAURFACE?

[protoAuthor]

How much do I want to bet that he has anime sketches on DeviantArt? 10 Yen. I hear it's a lot of money, Slowbeef.

[protoAuthor]

@protoAuthor

I mean, I'd say 100 yen, but I don't think you've got the yen or the balls, because that's a shit ton of money.

[gtarulzdude]

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[NimlothEmeli]

In Sweden it's become sort of a tradition to watch a Disney Christmas Special on Tv which is always aired at 3 pm on Christmas Eve. I'm now seriously considering watching this at 3 o'clock instead :D Amazing!

[AssassinTheHasson]

@NimlothEmeli Jag vill ocksa!

[JadirTheDevil]

Best. Christmas. EVER!

[nick11927]

Billy is so fucking inspirational.

[lalalei2001]

The really funny thing is that he can beat the NES Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania effortlessly, but the Mario 3 LP took about 49 videos, even with a controller.

[narutorendan6]

@lalalei2001 I blame his friend :(.

[bloodriotiori]

omg i never actually watched the end of this video, i always thought it cut off lol. A year later and i just discovered the awesome laughing segment xD

[PKMNEmerald]

He didn't load a state The number of coins between deaths is the same

[UpPhoenix]

I had a heart attack when he finished 5-3.

[Sacredfire059]

VIDEO SNARK. EPIC WIN.

MST3K IS AWESOME AND SO ARE THESE VIDEOS.

[RayLedgend]

umm, jacobmc only has 5 subscribers =P

[zrobeast]

@RayLedgend I guess Billy, with his 1700 subscribers, won the battle in terms of YouTube subscribers.

[upvoter]

"Jacob registered HyperCam 2, Billy."

Jesus Christ lol

[Oreichalcos]

The guy who made the JacobMC account unrelatedly must be so confused right now.

[Tay648]

The odd thing is is that I actually find my self rooting for billy, like I tense up when he gets close to dieing.

[GamerAerrow]

Screw the twilight craze of Edward vs. Jacob... This is the new craze just for gamers.... Team BillyMC and Team JacobMC.

[notyoursavior78]

@GamerAerrow

That's for sure!

[TheEverandever]

@GamerAerrow What the fuck are you talking about. How the fuck are you bringing up twilight out of nowhere, Vampfag

[joejoerg]

@GamerAerrow really? cmon you know damn well fanbase wise itll be a huge unfair advantage. How many people do you really think is gonna root for Jacob? NOBODY....EVERYBODY WILL BE ALL ABOUT TEAM BILLYMC

[AppleScruffWitch]

@GamerAerrow Team Billy forever! XD

[Cheetah1251]

@GamerAerrow

Twilight: The MC Edition

"Beautiful story with great characters." ~Diabetus

"The awesome action sequences are what complete this movie." ~Slowbeef

"Epic flim, but Mario 2 is the greatest game ever." ~Cornshaq

"TELEPORT!!!!!" ~ElectricalBeast, aka the Giant of Let's Plays

"If you don't like this film, then you are stupid!" ~navgtr

[sirfragalot92]

@Cheetah1251 No, he said "If you don't like this film, I'll give Lara Croft breast cancer!"

[SkyBlueFox1]

Your laughter at the ending is infectious.

[CheatMasterAOD]

Retsupurae's 100th video :D

[xplay108]

@CheatMasterAOD YAY!

[FourthDerivative]

The way Billy says "that was my mother on the phone" just warms my heart for some reason. He's a sweet kid.

[Link00065]

BillysMC is actually 30 years old now

[tailsdollfan13]

@ScionofEntropy Did JacobMC respond?

[tailsdollfan13]

go billy! :D

[TonyBranston]

@ScionofEntropy JacobMC is probably one of the people who thumbed this down.

[NeverForgetWizet]

This video is just absolute perfection.

[SaintsInHell24]

Fuck it, I'll do one better I'll buy Billy Some Wendy"s for his birthday.

[LAVATORR]

Wait, so I'm confused. Who's supposed to be the suave, ironic, "above all this" nerd and who's supposed to be the clueless, socially-unacceptable nerd?

I feel like I'm being forced into a complex Alien vs. Predator-esque moral paradox and Youtube videos shouldn't be forcing me to do the fat man on traintracks puzzle.

[LAVATORR]

@LAVATORR

oh hey so I just watched the video and the commentary was pretty funny so I apologize for cyber-bullying one of the two parties involved

I hope my American History X tale of redemption can inspire others to not be racist to commentary comentarists

[tailsdollfan13]

@LAVATORR did you just reply to yourself??? :o

[Thejollydodger1]

Brilliant commentary, but you hopefully do realize that our good friend retsupurae is in fact a satirical tour-de-force making fun of similar vidoes. Ironic, is it not?

[PaternusHentai]

Holy fuck Billy actually does have a deviantart page. it's billymc (dot) deviantart (dot) com. (youtube doesn't allow you to post URLs or I would.

[twinkledryad]

I heard Jacob is becoming partner at his law firm this year.

[Cooliespy345]

When Billy starts mention McDonalds at 9:56, I imagined their eyes widening and them looking at eachother before laughing.

[tailsdollfan13]

i bet $3 that he has anime sketches up on deviant art! :D

[lalalei2001]

@tailsdollfan13 There's some fanart of him on deviantart. :)

[SwedishGamingGuy]

If there is a God, Billy's surname is "McDonald."