Filming a Script

[lennylizard1991]

the beard slam is the move for all beard lovers!!! :D

[killerkitty42]

I hope you do disgusting things to that girl. She is ridiculously hot

[gkec58910]

There hasn't been any new episodes to keep me from doing my homework!!! WAT HAVE U DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! >:-@

[fellerredseller]

Y u no has uploaded anything in three days!?!?!?!

I NEED MY WHEEZY

[Sjoerdtblok]

you can also just show us your keyboard, and tell us to learn to type. now that would be easy.

[lucklessluke]

beats revenge of the sith...

[dolphin64575]

I was missing the Beard Slams :)

[Trethero]

good idea wheezy

[TiriPon]

Did you click File-->Save?

[mrbinsworth]

@TiriPon No. But I DID!!

[Freakytrek]

I prefer reading, so go ahead.

[origamic1]

Did anyone else try to pause the video to read the script!? haha 

[rebostorm19]

we emerged from his beard. awesome.

[ryoko7916]

Teach us how to read?

[fightinirish273]

Still better than any of the Twilight movies...

[mooie173]

BEARD LOVELY!



[hitsugiluva]

If you can't read...I'm sure there's a book for that.

[FaytheKcilah]

"If you can't read, learn to read!" -Craig Benzine

[HenryMonmouth]

What? Script? NOOOooo!!! It's all real surely.

[Tibbieman1]

Yeah, thats not gonna cut it, bud.

[AceHainley]

DANG IT!

I was thinking, "Oh man, I'm so gonna get the script!", so I looked at the settings.

360. p. QUALITY.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Fredthe99th]

shut up! i can't read, i'm dyslexic or is it dislegsick?

[lukeshdoesntknow]

Well that ties up any loose ends

[MrBanankartong]

I can't read or write...

[UnadulteratedFlapjak]

That awkward moment was almost worthy of a WheezyNews video

[lubberkin]

y u so lazy? u cant be as lazy as me, man, u just cant

[DrBlueDot]

Damn wheezy, your words are even squiggly on the computer, you need to work on your penmanship ¬_¬

[theamputator99]

wheezy the troll xD

[theyellowdart31]

I wish I knew more about signal processing so I could enhance that shot into legibility for a sneak preview

[Hman2311]

"If you can't read, learn to read."

-Craig Benzine

[MATTierial]

YAY! More Chyna!

[ShaggyD336]

I can't read this comment is just happened to be formed by randomly hitting buttons on my laptop. 

[KlLLERMILLER]

you gave me to much time to read the script i kind of got bored of the story. you need more quiet clone in it though

[TheTherefore]

you should beard slam at the end of all of them....just saying.

[rethinkOURreality]

OH MY GOODNESS the ending was so good! The letters formed words and everything!!

[cmccandlis]

"If you can't read, learn to read." I'm sure they have a book somewhere on how to read.

[angelannarocks]

@cmccandlis yep! it is called reading for dummies :P

[hadouken755]

The beard slam scares me every time.

[CassesVultus]

"If you can't read, learn to read." -- I need to put that on a bumper sticker.

[LindseysBackyardLive]

"If you can't read... Learn to read." -Craig Benzine

[kazooga1234]

this is a super ha bisky update

[SuperBaseballCrazy]

Make a video.

[gheistlicheaugen]

Can nobody else like @SwampThing48 's comment? Its a great comment but its "like count" is at 42 right now, so I'm sure you all appreciate why it needs to stay where it is...

[sublime88sublime]

That beard slam surprised the HECK out of me!

[cazyroz]

You actually should really put it, it would be epic ;)

[kms7859]

Love it.

[rikko338]

Dan Gurewitch's dad won't let me watch the last part of the trilogy

[cornishphilosopher]

"If you can't read, lern to read"

That's some good advice Wheezy, because reading is awsome!

[colombiangirl21]

getting out of an awkward moment with a beard slam... loved it lol

[SoFruti]

I hope that the new script doesn't kill off Noir Clone - I quite like him.

[Aaztha]

@SoFruti He has a nice personality ^.^

[alaricdogface]

You need a writer clone.

[ihatepg606]

That was a lot of reading how bout you just draw a simple picture and show us that save everybody time

[Rook222222]

Am I the only one to paused the video several times trying to read the script, but failing because it's 360p and blurry?

[MsChococat99]

hey wheezy!what do you think of the hunger games?

[ElviraXo]

Wheezy's cheating on us... with his new gf... :'(

WE LOVE YOU WHEEZY~!

[shoptilidrop1994]

<3 beardslam

[Mightyenapup]

You could use curtains.

[cookiesnomnomnomify]

кто думает, взрыв среды должна быть вещь?

[landophant]

igloo?

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Rofl

[flightwithtools]

Beard slams make me really uncomfortable. I like them, but I cringe at them

[hypnoshine]

Why does wigs inc have to be so dumb? I don't want Craig with a wig to disappear... he was so great.

[PetraDobat]

You'd look pretty hardcore with a tattoo on your neck.

[SwampThing48]

Is that a NEW GIRLFRIEND on a NEW COUCH? :D

[Lampshrine95]

@SwampThing48 DOUBLE NEW POWER!!!!

[MistuhCoolio]

WHERE THE FUCK IS TY THE REGULAR GUY?

[napwashereagain]

@MistuhCoolio Craig with a wig has him! No he's on the run, again >.<

[TyTheRegularGuy]

@MistuhCoolio ...I'm right here...

[maichips]

@MistuhCoolio He's busy doing normal things, like teaching my Astronomy class. (No lie, my Astronomy prof. looks like an older version of Ty!!!)

[NicolasP200]

@MistuhCoolio He's making better things than Ty the regular guy and you're complaining?

[MistuhCoolio]

@NicolasP200 "better things than Ty the regular guy"...BLASPHEMY!

[KungfuCow5]

@MistuhCoolio Ssssssssssssh... He's on the run! Do you WANT him to go to prison?!

[KiddsockTV]

@MistuhCoolio Looking for Craig with a Wig

[slayeraddiction]

zomg... she's on your NEW COUCH!!!!!!!!!

[hangingwithNadine]

Wheezywaiter, promoting literacy since January 19th, 2012.

[brentkillian]

Chyna approved

[1BigMakka]

How did you get such a hot girlfriend!?

[TreyRust]

It would be far easier to just film you thinking about the script, that way you don't have to write it and we don't have to read it.

[wheezywaiter]

@TreyRust Whoa. I like this. Very ambitious.

[MediocreMovement]

@wheezywaiter wtf? did you just reply to a comment on an alwayswheezy video while signed into wheezywaiter? why does this baffle me so much?

[kazooga1234]

@MediocreMovement its easier just to respond to all comments in one sn i have seen zac little comment to me on angryfilmsproduction as rockandsockandrobot since he was already logged in as that or something

[TwistedStarPro]

ಠ_ಠ?

[daniaqu]

is Vsause one of his clones?

[history797]

WOW ALWAYSWHEEZY THAT AMAZING FROM YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ON THAT VIDEO SHE IS NICE LADY

[sorchaissocoollike99]

This went up on my birthday!!!

[AnnaBanan2012]

Wheezy, you so modest :) and lazy.

[KeithSwanger]

Craig just invented the next breakthrough in digital media network incorporated monetary entertain̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ing... internet.

[pkConda]

"wheezy y u no rly film script"

[MrAchu12]

wait i actually read that wheezy waiter is actually luke's father

mind blown

[musicluv922]

your beard sounds crunchy lol

[Remotedisaster]

this comment is censored by SOPA

[MrNemBooks]

I APPRENTLY CANOT READ LOL WILL TRY AGAIN WHEN DOVER

[XGOLiquidxKaos]

The couch is officially no longer new....

[MrNemBooks]

WATCHING THIS DRUNK OFF MY FACE. LOVE YOU

[hownottodie]

new girl on the new couch ;)

[ForeverAlonePrick]

Yay! Reading!

[CustardStig]

Woah. That was a brilliant way to end it. And those llamas? I would never have thought of that.

[georgeordraco]

Did your beard....get BEARDIER?

[metalvocalistwanted]

no guys, there WAS an intro. its just real quick and easy to miss. its the sound of a quick flicker of a wheezy whisker....only the most comforting sound in the world lol

[DrOrphious79]

Spoiler alert

JEEESH!

[mptgray]

NO INTRO!! O.O

[Usernam456]

@mptgray It is alwayswheezy not wheezy waiter :)

[DrewY1321]

I'm assuming by doing stuff on the internet you mean doing stuff with Chyna on the new couch.... So if this is indeed true does that mean you've broken in your new couch and it's no longer new????

[AdamskiiOnFire]

i'm like Toby. Reading hurts so bad.

URGH!

[AnjelRocker]

What if I am blind and can't read the script? 

[TheANBart]

nooooo

[SpecialQue85]

It's a lot more effort than what George Lucas put into the prequels. OH SNAP!

[connieread]

I think we all need a formal introduction to your lady friend Wheezy...

[twelge15]

Hey! I can read!!

What's a script?

[CssFrozen]

Craig with a wig removed by SOPA

[DaltonDays]

32nd...

[LoroHunt]

i've really enjoyed the trilogy so far wheezy!

[WithASideOfFries]

You use TextEdit? You should use Celtx. It's free and reaaaally good.

[MrCRMully]

42?

[leafygreentree]

How much for the girl? The girl! How much for the girl?

[Wkesi2]

NOOO! The words are too blurry for me to read! I guess I'll never know how the trilogy ends.

[SkyNoobVideos]

I saw the whole thing, too late wheezy, I know what happens, I win the game :D

[porterejohn]

Lol, the sound of the beard slam sent a chill down my spine :-)

[gleefulolive101]

Under three hundreeeeeed. :D

[mikeandersonwa]

btw Craig, I sincerely apologise for doing one of those annoying "first" comments, it's not usually like me. You're awesome!

[Nicholasfunstuff]

Yay script is done! Party!

[ZornxIV]

random



[dracorider]

Bravo! Bravo! That was an exhilarating conclusion to the Noir trilogy!

[merch720]

cant wait for it i love you!

[matthewsmattsmac8]

Hi

[avandozer]

...does Wheezy Waitress live with you?

[falli3]

Love the description :)

[etrain8885]

We mind.

[ScorchedTape]

..guess ill have to learn to read then....damn you schools and not teaching things anymore!

[TroyboyTv]

@ScorchedTape so u can write but you can't read? interesting...

[ScorchedTape]

@TroyboyTv ......I've been found out! uh......i only know those words i wrote up there, and these ones explaining it............CHEESE IT!!!!!

[klanko64]

@ScorchedTape what did you say? sorry i can't read it

[TamaraALJayyusi]

@ScorchedTape That's really interesting ...you can't read but you can write.

[MrDilification]

Sounds good to me haha



[animatedpaintbrush]

WHEEZY I LOVE YOU

[Nikklas57]

That wierd moment when you are the first viewer but your comment finishes 10th

[animatedpaintbrush]

@Nikklas57 LOL That's when you need to write a REALLY short comment XD

[etrain8885]

:D

[12reids]

dudeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ImaGeenome]

woo!

[mikeandersonwa]

FIRST! and third viewer!! :D

[Renownify]

Uh oh!

[AmberRoseCurtis]

olala.. :D

[MichaelMania123]

Hi

[katsuukun]

first

[DiskotekaCopper]

:)