The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for North Korea

[iheartcartoons1]

If we kidnap baby hitler and all the others who have caused mass genocide then how will we have learned the lessons that genocide in history have taught us?

[remmyist]

if u go back in time and take away the evil people, then you would have never had the idea in the first place

[cupidity11]

this was the 1st vlogbro vid i saw!!!

[jack24996]

hahahah



[RonnieRons101]

Well, we don't really need that time machine for KIm Jong Il anymore...

But we MIGHT need it for his son. He seems like a big bag of crazy.

[LawlietLover600]

Guess who died yesterday? Kim Jong Il.

I guess we don't need a time machine to go get him now. XD

[BeatRappers]

@LawlietLover600 Kim Jong Il's son is even more crazy. We need that time machine...

[montezoma]

What about Harry Truman who used nuclear weapons on civilians? Oh i forgot he's not classified as "evil" because he was among the "winners"

[MarkLatimerRussell]

Am I the only one who realized he said "nuclear weapons" in the airport?!?!

[mu5icluv3r09]

"BUT COME ON WTF? " made me laugh . . . . . . . . . and then " Get your head out of your ass " made me really lamo and then " THE PEOPLE IN THE AIRPORT THINK THAT IM CRAZY "song made me pee. your amazing.

[homerdude7]

wait I just thought of something about Hanks time travel video (I know a little late) but when you travel at the speed of light you go through time slower, but time does not stop. Sooo because of that fact, even if a time machine was built right now, should I go back in time from now (2 seconds ago) then I would come back about..... NOW!

[BeckyySaysHeyy]

Hmm, I wonder what were people thinking when they passed a guy in an airport talking to a camera about an evil baby orphanage..

[19ladybug95]

what happens when the babies in the evil baby orphanage find out that the only reason they're there is because of what they did in an alternate reality but now would never consider doing and they realize that their entire life and world is a lie..?

[jessicalilac]

LMAO!!! "King Jung Ill is apparently a dude"

you are awesome xD

[TheFantasticNine1]

I've watched around 10 of your old videos and I keep wondering if Alex Day and Charlie McDonnell wrote/performed the "theme song". I distinctly hear a melodica in the song which is what Charlie has and I can recognize Alex's voice. So just to clear my brain, did you guys get them guys to write/perform the song?

[mesiah2b]

There is a chance that this guy actually does have nuclear weapons. We shouldn't rule anything out just yet.

[RewindReplayRepeat]

where is the grey spreckled wall?

[TheTenthWeasley]

@RewindReplayRepeat i was thinking the same thing. xD

[DragonicaHelper]

fucvk you bitchhat

[ahmedalzahrani94]

i miss this intro :(

[Manjata21]

he never close hes eyes -_-

[Czubachowskii]

@Manjata21

(in his videos)

[HPpockadotwatch]

please tell me i'm not the only one who lmfao'ed when john cursed

[iron888888]

i bet he is the owner of MICRO PENIS

[AvariceBlade]

thumbs up if u were searching for the nazi baby

[Mingofang]

They should use the intro in this vid, and use it in every vid!

[djpj22]

Hank and John need to watch Charlieissocoolike's video on Time Travel, it will explain everything perfectly =)

[harrypotterfan707]

Haha! Evil baby orphanage should have Tom riddle in it.

[toastvp2010]

@harrypotterfan707 YEAH! THAT'D BE GREAT, except then the harry potter series wouldn't exist, and I'd be sad. Also, there's the slight problem of Tom Riddle being a fictional character.

[DinoTubz9638]

Actually we may be able to make a time machine (In theory)! To get the necessary negative energy we would need to have every Nerdfighter take 2 metal plates and put them in a vacuum (not the machine). Then we attach wires to each plate, bring them together in 1 location. Then we may have amassed enough negative energy to open a wormhole, which could allow us to go back in time. Best Wishes!

[NMHOP123]

i agree with hank there would be a paradox

[kwiggy69]

This is much closer to your face than I want to be....

[Nerdfighterian]

Don't go back and kill Hitler! If you did, pink would be a Boy color!

[Dramaismyife]

@Nerdfighterian Real men wear pink!

[Nerdfighterian]

Voldemort grew up in the evil baby orphanage, and we ALL know how that turned out.

[lolhaha869]

You call youreself nerdfighters? Stop fighting youreselfes...

[MarleneForEver1]

nigga get a life 

[invaderripper]

DONT GO BACK IN TIME TO KILL BABY HITLER! THEN I WOULDNT BE HERE AND YOU WOULD HAVE ONE LAST NERD FIGHTER

[homer5696]

so ein horst (falkenmuschi davor)

[elirosac]

muito bom.

[BelijaNero]

you sir, are an idiot.

because i said so.

[NKMDonetsk]

урод

[extremelyawesome92]

Should we tell the evil babies that if we hadn't taken them away lots of people would be very very sad, or should we just let them think that they are normal.

[werecatlove752]

@dolphin64575 Don't you just hate it when these idiots come along and comment badly on these videos and a good majority of the fans are MUCH smarter than them? I know I do

[Redwars2]

So, I started going through the old videos, and guessing whether it is Hank or John's based on the titles.

[IamIndeedLayingAnEgg]

This was my first ever Vlogbrothers video, and I fell in love with this channel and Nerdfigteria instantly. 2 years later, I felt the need to come back and watch it,

[thewolfkingskeeper]

does he remind anyone else of RIvk O'Connel (aka Brenden Fraiser?)

[danoodledooddle]

you should listen to "The Fletcher Memorial" by Pink Floyd...its about the evil baby orphanage :D

[PureNightfall]

I miss this intro :(

[bannanamouse]

they should get hitler as a teen and put him in a jewish family and make a tv show

[maxanton1998]

nicht witzig

[thundervlogTV]

evil baby osama XD

[djlkastt]

NERD!!!!

[OoOImWithCrazyOoO]

@djlkastt thats why its not called nerdfighters.

[MrSwifty2]

@djlkastt UR A KUNT LICKER!!!!!

[dolphin64575]

@MrSwifty2 You, sir, are a carcass fit for hounds. Also, you have poor spelling, and might shout excessively.

[msPanicMoon]

@djlkastt Aha, yeah! I think most residents of nerdfighteria are, you know, nerds.

[TDvisionplus]

wow first 1080p video i ever saw on youtube

[55559997]

were the f### is god zila

[nicsnort]

It would probably be a bad idea to kidnap evil baby Hitler because the Germans could have elected someone who would have succeded if he wasn't there

[bsabruzzo]

Actually, isn't the problem with the Evil Baby Orphanage the facts that you have to determine who's crazy BEFORE they show evidence of it, and measure it by a specific standard?

Say Adolph Hitler were running the EBO. Wouldn't that let KJI off the hook and make FDR subject to the "special camp" (yes, I drew a parellel to that)?

Today, many progressives would put many TEA Party members in those camps. But 99% aren't evil, so...

Who controls the definition of "evil" is the problem.

[iamsancho65]

That guy blinked only once through that entire video.

[SionedPost]

ur talking annoys me (Y)

[sawiwixo95]

@SionedPost cool story bro

[theharrypotterluver]

People always think I am crazy, why would an airport be any different?

[taisvin11]

BLINK!!!!

[TheFlyleafKid]

You talking kinda ruined this whole vid :/

[tyga42]

wtf, i gonna mail you to north korea special delivery if you dont stop being a complete racist moron..

[waterstone17]

THAT...was singing.

You PROMISED.

[LoveyySooeo208]

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[lolhaha869]

This sucked, this was sooo fucking not-awesome

[Almanal44]

@lolhaha869 Are you even a Nerdfighter?! If not, then go away.

[Utopiansybill]

Next time I walk into an airport, I'm going to be singing that song to myself.

[Marius7ss]

intro ... soo... gay

[Almanal44]

@Marius7ss I went to your channel, saw your intro. At least his intro wasn't cheap shots at cool graphics and plain white text at the bottom.

[Marius7ss]

@Almanal44 uhh actually the graphics cost me some bucks. and the plain white text has nothing with my negative comment to do. i mean .. tons of gay pictures of him and some gay background music?

[Almanal44]

@Marius7ss Wait, you used gay as an insult? How can I tell you...

Well, this ''gay guy'' made an ENTIRE video on how gay is NOT an insult. I doubt you'll watch it, but here it is anyway:

/watch?v=dsVgk9oMyx8

[IrishmonkeyONM]

@Almanal44 Nerdfighter burn? Yep, it's a nerdfighter burn. *Nerd 5*

[Almanal44]

@IrishmonkeyONM *Nerd 5*

[alinbradius]

dumb

[Plottoberry]

You sing well!

[hotshot3434]

748 people are trolls and belong in the evil baby orphanage

[MsGirgirl]

What?!?!

[Freshupdaoldschool]

tam orospucugu  !

[Perk456]

I'm sure that baby's German.

[RoxasDaSanto]

Oh God, shut up!

[angelbaby0405]

I <3 that song :D

[sidddde11]

I wanted to see the baby not that guy

[sockmonkeysrock]

make a list of the evil babies that need to come in the orphanage.

[MRresievil310]

is that JFK international airport?

[lillyane45]

omg its hitler

[9BlackkpANTher9]

i hate vids that show a cool pic bad its just a guy talking shit!!!

[MolinMUSE]

@9BlackkpANTher9 ... did you read the title?

[BALLWINALLSTAR7]

He like hardly blinks...

[Seabutcher]

But oddly enough good things come out of even the worst things in the world.

I would never have been born if World War 2 had been avoided since my grandparents met in Germany during the war. Only one of said grandparents would have been there otherwise, and yeah.

If I ever solve world hunger or cure cancer, you can technically thank Hitler for the fact I existed.

[weltenglanz3000]

..a good day to die-blablabla

[gelingelingx]

I like singing John ^_^

[MrJigglypuff3435]

WHAT! what is a nerd fighter. this is dome

[milkyway531]

wait- there was't a real guy there, was there?

[pienkunicorn]

@milkyway531 I hope not. But I seriously doubt it.

I'm pretty sure John is too polite to tell a random person to get his head out of his ass. :)

Also, he isn't quite that crazy.

[Thedarkdog95]

The peapole in the airport is right

[stefan00Mond]

Huso

[1990slovechild108]

THATS A DUDE?! what???

[gladpotato]

best video ever!!!

/watch?v=L2HJTcMAibo

just made it please watch everybody if you like this than you will definitely lol

[pokemonmaster181818]

♪♫The People in the airport think that I'm Crazy, The People in the airpot think that I'm Crazy!♫♪

[BLINK4eva12]

FUCKIN PONSE

[Xsabretiger]

Aren't any known evil babies historical? since, well, they are known?

[FreaksOnUrScreen]

Someone get the Plutonium were time travling!

[wee573]

rubbish

[k4386]

I'm Korean and it would be nice if we had one unified country. Nerdfighters please make a time machine with your never ending awesomenesses and send Kim you-know-who into an evil baby orphanage.

[Dramaismyife]

@k4386 "Kim you know who"

My first fangirling thought: HE'S RELATED TO VOLDEMORT OH MY GOD

[ThriftStoreTalent]

here. you'll thank me:  /watch?v=Mpbdk7YvLZE

[xoinvisible]

John, I'm kind of disappointed in you. I thought you'd be more openminded than that imaginary letter from China, who you described as "completely crazy," and loved North Korea's totalitarianism and just terrible. I thought you'd understand better how the world and politics works, given how smart you are. China doesn't LIKE North Korea better than anyone else, but it prefers having a crazy satellite nation guarding its backdoor than another rival country.

[TheHuntingRKO]

I already have a time machine. I donated a kidney to vlogbrothers and they sent it through FedEx. Although I prefer UPS. >.<

[Breetwee]

AHH I HAVE THE 1UP SHIRT!!!!!

[auntydiddy]

stephen fry already tried saving humanity by peventing hitler's birth through a time machine, and it went horribly wrong! (in Making History).

[ItsHotMario]

If people were going to make a time machine, why haven't they came back and given it to us?

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@ItsHotMario maybe because it would fuck everything up? I think if they DID invent a time machine they cant just mess with shit. hahah :P I would so love a tie machine but if everyone had one life would suck.

[ItsHotMario]

@PUPPYLUVE44 lol a tie machine?

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@ItsHotMario yes to produce ties in a maximum of 5 seconds. flat and pressed and of neon colors.

ahahha :P

OR i typed on my phone and slipped on the touch screen. But the tie machine does sound amusing. :)

[Tedworthington]

You want a time machine? Give me some Tape and some surgical tubing and it will be ready by next week.

[pickelou]

any got a brionebuliser? i got the chamelion circut. and ye hank green i can't spell... i don't know why.

[Dunderhead36]

so you just had to shoot a video nuclear weapons in an airport of all places?

[davi21a]

Do you ever blink?

[leSoleilestamoi]

Let's talk about nuclear weapons in an airport, yay!

[thewes0412]

fail

[Smalls2233]

Is it bad that I thought of Hetalia when he was addressing a letter to North Korea from China? >_>

[RoseBrazeale]

@Smalls2233 I was thinking of Hetalia as well. :D 

[1losttheGame]

@Smalls2233 No, it is simply the correct thing to think.

[159Kristin]

@Smalls2233 That's exactly what I thought of!!!! Yay you! I was thinking "Actually China's a dude too." *gives hug*

[TramaTeamGirl654]

@Smalls2233 lol XDDD I love you for this comment, i didnt think there would be a hetalia commenet on here XDD and, no, no it is not

:)

[nomnombunnies]

@Smalls2233 SO DID I!!! High five! *holds up hand*

[oneworldanime]

well the idea of a evil baby orphanage is a great idea but the time machine is no challenge so look on in the world of youtube and see my opinion

[nightmareb4jesus]

I think the airport people are right, but don't they say that your environment shapes you? ;)

[Gamez1985]

Why is crap like this on youtube but all the cool stuff gets annexed?

[Gamez1985]

I skipped through your insanely NOT funny video, looking for the funny picture on its thumbnail. But I didnt even see it. If you wanted your video to do well, you generally should have it show what it says, and limit the rants of the idiot on camera.

[SlytherclawXD]

The people in the airport think that he's crazy! I'll have that stuck in my head for a very long time.

[TheHollowCorpse]

if u people know wat im talking about, im getting a TARDIS

[LifeinTechnicolour91]

@TheHollowCorpse Why wouldnt any of us awesome nerdfighter not know what a TARDIS is? of course we know what a TARDIS is.

[LifeinTechnicolour91]

@TheHollowCorpse Why wouldnt we know what a TARDIS is? We're nerdfighters, of course we know what a TARDIS is!

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[therealmadeline]

its like he never blinks

[TheColomBianadas]

the evil baby is more inteligent than the stupid nerd :S

[crazytash123]

yeah you do remind me too of sheldon !!!!! + make that evil baby orfinch so i can send my sis !!!!!

[KenniesDead687]

You remind me of Sheldon off of Big Bang Theory lol no offense

[IamSplishSplashStyle]

I was just thinking how the people in the airport must think that your crazy, considering it probably looked like you were talking to yourself...

[liveitup545]

his eyes look animated?

[TheSunshineNetwork]

you are run by a crazy dude, assuming you run yourself. 0:3

[hamlord87]

So china is as crazy as North Korean?

[96HardJump96]

702 people are German

[lordcoz99]

the people on youtube also think your crazy , the people on youtube also think your crazy

[blackangel8054]

stop fucking on you tube People

[asusfordota]

The EVIL BABY ORPHANAGE Returns for USA.

[stopnkholocaust]

must see channel nkwomen

[enigma341]

We should kidnap two baby hitlers from two different dimensions, place them on a mountain in the middle of a thunder storm and give them tiny baby machetes, and whichever tiny hitler wins will be the good hitler and that miniture german shall go on to RULE THE OMNIVERSE MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[CharletteAndMo]

contrary to popular belief, china is a dude.

[Bettlebonnet]

wish this guy would shut the fuck up and just get on with the funny stuff, halfway through, is there anything funny? uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[jack16895]

@Bettlebonnet ahhh... ahhh... your bored by this video oh what should we do? who fucking cares! hahaha

[OMFGgennypotter]

I like your camera. You look good. (:

[lonewolfx25]

If you kill Hitler most of you won't ever even be born. Time would change and there would not be a time for baby boomers. Good fight future.

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[donotadheretosilence]

i like how you are not afraid to be political

[wasguan]

who  the hell is hank?

[250lespaul]

@wasguan Hank is a fundamental constituent of matter observed in 1968 through deep elestic scatter. a Hank is a piece of a proton that was once thought to be a solid particle, but in time discovered that they are not.

[wasguan]

@250lespaul good old hank

[Jakzerstoren]

okay?.... Vlogbrothers... can you tell me why hitler were so bad? - "OH THE JEWS!"

yes i know that... what about Stalin?.. he killed 30 million of he's own fuckin citizens.. and he was never blamed for ANYTHING, i guess the reason being that he ended up "saving" europe, and ending the war... HE is the real basterd of WW2 you know... hitler 'only' killed 6 million (of he's enemies)

If Hitler had won the war, there is no doubt he whould have made the world a better place to live in today...

[alexis3170]

ure kinda copy of ray william johnson .... cmon dude... u can do something better....

[250lespaul]

@alexis3170 please note that these guys joined Youtube in 2007, while RWJ joined in 2008, and their vloging style has been the same for going on 5 years. The time machine has yet to be finished so it is still physically impossible for them to be copying a style they have had before RWJ. They have admitted to copying Ze Frank though who RWJ also styles his vlogs after.

[orangeARROWSF1team]

ZZZzzz

[PrincessAmberTDI]

"the people in the airport think that im crazy, the people in the airport think that im crazy..."

and they're wrong HOW??????

[KyleClarkUSA]

Is a nerd-fighter a person who fights nerds or a nerd that fights?

[ThePsychoDetective]

@KyleClarkUSA A nerdfighter is a person who fights for nerds. They're like normal people, but instead of being made of bones and skin and blood, they're made of awesome.