Massengell Medicated disposable douche commercial from 1984.

[lurch321]

That's Lisa from 321 Contact! They should've done an ep. of that show where she explains how a douche works.

[27sweetbee]

Yeah, douching actually does more harm than good because our equipment is self-cleaning, and douching actually pushes bacteria up there...don't do it!

[Baldgol4]

Yuck, this stuff taste like crap.

[taborturtle]

Man, what do they say about the cure being worse than the disease?? Doesn't that look like iodine? Is it good to completely sterilize your who-ha like medical lab equipment? My ex said that douching in general is bad, something about messing up the perfect balance that SHOULD exist. The old saying goes, "smells like cologne, leave it alone," right? The saying for this commercial should be, "if it looks a little brown, then DON'T go down!" I'm glad we've come a long way since the 80's!

[StewieGriffin2009]

It works!

Sure it eroded my fallopian tubes and rendered me barren and unmarryable, but nothing works better than Massengill!

[Baldgol4]

Looks like Hershey's chocolate douche....Yum.

[Jefgg]

How come they are called disposable douches? Can't they be recycled?

[smittykins]

@Jefgg Well, back in Ye Olde Days, you mixed up the ingredients at home in a rubber bulb syringe andadded a long plastic nozzle. Afterwards, you had to wash and sterilize them. This way, after use, you could throw out the whole shebang.

And recycling wasn't common in the 80s.

[Jefgg]

@smittykins Wouldn't it have been easier to take a shower?

[somewhatlongdong]

@Jefgg lol..oh yeah, showering is is so time consuming.

[smittykins]

@Jefgg You'd think so, especially since nowadays, douching is discredited by the medical community. if plain soap and water doesn't make you "feel fresh," it's time to see a doctor.

[Jefgg]

Of course it's disposable. Who the fuck would want to keep a douche?

[johnlovesbridge]

its iodine, like what youd put on a cut

[MariObsession69]

I just got into douching but there aint no way some medicated soda pop is goin in my snatch lol nasty

[WETNWILD85]

I bought a summers eve medicated douche kit 9 months ago and never used it because I didn't want 2 put that brown stuff inside me.

[thegirl44]

You don't need to use it, honey. If there is a situation where you need some extra help your OBGYN will do it for you.

Douches cause more problems than they solve.

[Baldgol4]

I hate the taste of this stuff....

[ElizaDay66]

Am I the only one laughing deliriously watching these douche commercials?

[thegirl44]

I'm dying here, Eliza.

Why are these products still on the market?

[HouseOnSunset]

@ElizaDay66 Not at all! xD

[paulmercy]

Angela and Karen were an inseparable mother-daughter duo until the day they had a falling out over who was more passionate about the latest in medicated douche technology. All that's left of their relationship now is an unfinished family portrait - and tears of course.

[burgundyyears]

Rusty douche? Uh, no.

[BlackValleyRequiem]

Now..im not a woman but, i dobut if i was i would want to squirt brownish liquid up my sniz for a week O.o

[BlackValleyRequiem]

wouldn't

[SexyProfess]

"Medicated disposable douch". It looks like Pepsi/Coca Cola in a squirt bottle! :-(

[BlowMeSlowlyBitch]

Got nothing on Vagisil!

[babsfocker]

does is cure herpes?

[maryade]

What the... is she using the douche as part of her palette to paint her mother with? Jeebus girl, tell us how you REALLY feel!

[Papsmeas]

How about a papsmear?