Being Burgled

[lolwithfriends]

<3 your accent. subed before the vid was over n_n

[sskkarz]

you look so gay

[DinoKalz]

Aaand you are one of my new favourite youtubers!

[NamelessLlama]

This has made me subscribe :) <3

[sskkarz]

this kid looks so gay

[InsanityProductionsR]

@sskkarz ure an asshole.

[TheEditingShop]

2:38 - Thumbnail.

[lekas22abs]

he is so cute! look at his little teeth

[kuhandlee123]

i love you!

[PartlyPeter]

Every time I watch your videos you remind me of Michael Mcintyre <3

[ianswertobob]

<33333333 Yay! A Sam video I haven't seen yet! Yes. This. I have experienced this only-when-you're-home-alone-is­-this-scary fear.

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

I was home alone and since I just started watching Doctor Who, my friend decided to mess with me. My parents have a big angel statue and I was in my room and I hear this bang. I go into the room with the statue to find that it had moved from one side of the room to the other. I leave for a moment and see that it has moved even closer to me. I went in my room and, soon after, opened my door to find it right there. It scared me to death,until I heard my friend laughing from the other room. -.-

[IamwhateverIwishtobe]

If your neighbors have a pickaxe, they play minecraft! Simple as that.

[gregvstheuniverse]

That spider story was so suspenseful!

[Nishi4Narnia]

Once I thought I was alone and I heard a sound and so I actually did say "Hello...?" and an unfamiliar male voice responded "Hey baby, how's it going?" Turns out my uncle was in the basement getting something and decided to mess with me. My reaction was almost exactly like yours was at 1:49 (:

[Bettthhhh]

My parents went on holiday and left me home alone once and I had a similar experience. Minus the golf club.

[lavenderflames]

This is why I am a cat person. A dog looks at a spider and goes "eh. you seem small, friend. You can live here" A cat looks at a spider and goes "You have two seconds to be gone from my house or I'm chewing your legs off"

[Nishi4Narnia]

@lavenderflames I have 5 cats. I totally totally agree.

[ICOEPRproductions]

I hear you brother, fuck spiders

[JellieDink]

I swear it's even worse if you end up on holiday in a creepy house in the middle of nowhere and everything seems to make an noise. It's like the murdering rapists are working in packs.

[thealexfrom1994]

Hahahah Sam. So true

[thecynchannel]

I've lived by myself in a duplex for the past two years and I've definitely been scared a couple of times by weird noises. :/

[lollypopliz4]

probably shouldn't watch eight legged freaks.

[EverybodyKnowsLewis]

Maybe it's the British accent, but it's just fun to listen to you. And this is the first time I've seen one of your videos. Your vlogging reminds me of my style except with a less angered attitude XD. Subscribed because I'm intrigued. :)

[Tomathys]

This was excellent. Your humour, had it a physical address, would be right up my street. 

[NattyHolmesMooosic]

"it runs under the sofa that i'm sitting under". Now if you really were under the sofa in a confined space with a giant spider that would be freakin scary ;) I HATE spiders!

[Schubes17]

This is good ol' classic Sam. Glad to have you back in my life. Fantastic video!

[EnglishManAbroad1]

That wasn't a pick axe it was a hoe/edger thing. So you could have jokey you were going to be killed by a hoe:)

[ThatBookGirl]

I honestly hold the belief that all spiders belong to a secret cult, plotting my destruction. If I kill one all of his spider friends will come for me. At night. Like the Thought Police. Obvious, isn't it?

[skyawalker]

"runes under the sofa the im sitting under" WTB (What The Bitch)

[thepappytube]

Dude, your neighbour just wants to find some diamond, k.

Btw you look really good in that shirt.

[BexSherwood1992]

Im glad im seeing your face more in my subbox

[jbdazen]

Me and my animals have a silent agreement: as long as I don't get to see them, they get to live :-)

[sophiaathina]

The comedic timing on the first "murdering rapist" was glorious.

//something I never thought I'd say...

P.S. You pull off the top button. WELL DONE, SIR.

[chicagoer47]

"This time..... I've got a shoe." XP

[emmfan09]

I'm afraid of everything at night until I'm in my room. And even then, if I hear noises, I just assume it's a massive ax-wielding spider.

[zaielle]

the spiderstory sounds like me ;) i'm absolutely terrified of spiders...

[bigben561]

Love it! Although, I think a lot of animals would come at you when they feel threatened...

[doyoulikepancakes54]

Last saturday night, I was home alone and I started choking. I could not breath at all, my trachea was completely blocked off. I immediately thought of my mom coming home and finding me dead, on the floor. It was an extremely traumatic experience and the only reason I survived was because I read somewhere only a month before that to perform the heimlich maneuver on yourself, you through your body on top of a chair.

[tayls1993]

@doyoulikepancakes54 That's crazy! Now im going to be paranoid of just like not breathing when im home alone.

ill add to it my list of things to be afraid of.

[nicolyrandomluv]

I always get really freaked out at night when I'm home alone...I always have to lock the doors and check all the rooms if I hear anything suspicious.. even though that just freaks me out even more. You would think I would be over this by the age of 17.

[rebexington]

My biggest concern about moving out of my parents' house is that there won't be anyone to catch all of the spiders for me. So, like, I understand your struggles.

[tayls1993]

@rebexington But at least you're tall so you dont have to be close to them.. Im small, so its like AHHHH.

[MalfoyIsOurKing]

I know exactly what you mean. I don't know what it is about Texas but it seems like the bugs here have evolved past being able to be killed by merely being stepped on. I mean, I put my full weight on this bug and it just kept coming at me. It was if I was just making it angry.

[ntcssj]

I know the feeling, I have lots of windows in my apartment and whenever it's dark I have this irrational fear that there are ghosts or I don't know what just hiding right outside the window.

[Nerdfighteratalie]

Hey, anyone remember when Sam loved me?

[SamBrettMusic]

dude! thank you for starting your videos again it gives me great entertainment ;D

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

I find it hard to believe it went after you. I have a tarantula a good 4" and she bolts into her hide the minute I open the cage. :-)

[tayls1993]

@KawaiiKemonomimi 4". TARANTULA. BOLT. You say?

Im sorry, but i can never meet you. 0_0

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

@tayls1993 LMFAO!!! Aww, she just wants a hug. ;-P

[pslgreg]

I like the spiders that, unless you step on them really fast, they end up on top of your foot. hahaha

[OpheliaShoes]

Omigosh, so this reminds me of the time that I saw a random car in my driveway (a white van) and I decided to hide in the bathtub with a hair curler to hit the murderer/rapist/burglar with.. It was my dad's co worker returning the company van..

[OpheliaShoes]

I haven't been on youtube in forever and I come back to see this beautiful video.

TAYLS1993 IS ALIVE. Seriously, this is the guy who got me into vlogging and stuff. Anyway, YAY!! You are amazing.

[TheCoryKid]

Ew, I can't whack at spiders. It's too much for me. I have to go get a massive pile of paper towels, gingerly pick it up, squeeze it while sobbing and then run to the bathroom. I then have to quickly flush it down the toilet before it has a chance to resurrect.

The last time I squished a spider in this way, it made the most grotesque popping sound I have ever heard, and I immediately proceeded to gag. I was *this* close to actually barfing.

[supersharayah]

Your lips are so pink! Hey. I heard this story already! haha. Garden. :]

There's this thing i saw on tumblr that said "I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'hello?' as if the killer is going to be like 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?'" Oh my gosh. Imagine if we were together and there was a spider. I'd make you kill because I can't. I hate them too. bahaha. I love you, Samuel. This story was still hilarious. :] HEY! THAT'S ME! mine was so weak. haha.

[tayls1993]

@supersharayah haha I thought i'd choose the worst one to get you back for eatign chipotle at me. ;)

Also, if there is a spider in my house, we're sleeping in a hotel.

[DelusionalCupcake]

2:38 is my exact reaction to spiders.

[WillsOdyssey]

I don't watch blogs more than once. I watched this four times.

You break trends, Sam.

[tayls1993]

@WillsOdyssey Aww Will i love you. thanks. :)

[LizzieRadio]

"And I have American friends." They sound awful. Americans, ew.

Also, you should've gotten a GUN WHEN YOU WERE HERE.

[tayls1993]

@LizzieRadio A gun against SPIDERS?

[bpbduncan]

Pick-axe? That was a garden edger :P

[aquatius5]

10pm? How do you even... I thought it was bad that I almost slept in until 12 the other day ><

I love being home alone. My parents went on holiday for 2 weeks and my sister was out a lot of the time. Now they're back and I can't wait till I go to Uni so I don't have to be around them all the time.

Honey badgers viciously attack you when you attack them, actually.

[tayls1993]

@aquatius5 If i ever see a honey badger under my sofa, i dont think i'll grab a shoe to be honest..

[aquatius5]

@tayls1993 Yeah. They eat cobras.

[XiaoyuHibbard]

So do you think the spider was what made the crashing noise earlier? If it's any consolation, I don't like spiders much either. I was living in Texas once, and had a tarantula in my bed. It scarred me for life.

[straightfromschool]

... Smash-able windows you say? Pick axe in the garden eh? Hmm.

[WhatTravisSays]

"And I have American friends." Nice. I use the, "I have British friends" line to help excuse the fact that I stay up until 4-5am most nights.

[xom400]

is it weird this happend to me the other night

[BrennanEatsClouds]

i'll smash you'll back doors in

[VitaminDeej]

Can relate to this, just had to kill 2 of the fuckers myself... Nasty little... grr

[aceofdavid1]

XD thats not a pick axe thats a lawn edger <3 XD

[tayls1993]

@aceofdavid1 Lawn hedger/ Pick axe/ big thing with sharp ends that can go through windows and Sam.. hmm...

[ohceecee]

that's it. i can't stay at your place when i come to visit in march. you have SPIDERS under your sofa!

[JellyBeanQueenX]

I'm with the Joel on this one. honestly, such a great video XD

[TheEditingShop]

First video of yours in a while to make me actually LOL Sam. Well done. Also, throughout the entire of the "burglar segment" I couldn't stop relating it back to that morning in Glastonbury . . . x)

[CrayCrayize]

Love it Sam xD

[kappa431]

Maybe, under the circumstances, you should give over watching programs like Dr. Who!....and spiders generally run the other way, given the opportunity.

[tayls1993]

@kappa431 It would make sense then that the only spiders that encounter me would run TOWARDS me.

[lexaguitar16]

PANSY PANSY PANSYYYYYYYYY.

"Massive-est?" Really, love?

[ShmoNerd]

Sam. It's ME in your house. OF COURSE it's a rapist.

[sophsincolour]

You got one! A heart thing! you got it!

[BinghamVlogs]

:D