I'm broke. I have no car. Waited over an hour for a city bus today in the cold. White girls hate me, Cute black girls are attracted to me for the first time ever. Middle class people look down on me. White men feel sorry for me (even though I'm a white man). Gas station owners watch me to see if I steal anything. People ask me if I have a cigarette (even though I've never smoked). My boss and the police are watching me closely and for some reason I enjoy soul train.
"I Got A Packk Of Ramen Noodles., We Can Split So We Don't Be Hungry".."I'ma Wear The Ssme Clothes We Ain't Goinn Be Seeinn The Samee People" Lmaooo Too Funny
That was HILARIOUS LOL YO I was on American Idol and i did SHIT KEVIN HART SAY its on my page Kevin Hart and his people showed it love and everything let me know whatcha think
hell naw if a dude trippin ova 40 bucks haha he need to get a betta job and if a dude offerin me sum damn ramen noodles before the club AND we splittin it hell naw that's a dude i dont need to be talkin to LMAOOO if 40 is that big of a deal nigga i'll pay that its nuthin 4 real XD
Oh man nostalgia bomb hit me hard, this was life in barrie alongside "You got 25 cents for a coffee?" "Yo can I get a hit off that?" "You got a cell phone I can borrow?"
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man it's crazy looking back on how poor I was the video is aight but being broke ain't cool....and also niggas never wanna help a broke person donate something it's children starving man I bet some people could count the donations they've ever given on one hand...it might be cool with some but damn if you gave a dollar a day if you think your balling how's that gon hurt you
LMAOOO thats funny you ripped that YO I was on American idol and i did SHIT HEVIN HART SAY its on my page and HILARIOUS if you love kevin hart you will LOVE that video SHIT KEVIN HART SAY
1:13 TRUE
TranceBab3 2 hours ago
Is that the bus? Is that the bus?? Outta service..dayum! XD
SelenaLuvGomez 3 hours ago
LMAO dang you a fake bow wow that's y clicked on this video
myesha097 3 hours ago
FAKE BOW WOW
FUNNIESTBOY1 3 hours ago
he could eat the box tho!
MultiTonyfresh 4 hours ago
if bow wow and rojon rondo had a baby...it will come out like him -_-
MzKhalifaBabyy22 4 hours ago
this guy sounds bit like jay z
Abedallah 5 hours ago
0:46 "you know huh. if i put my thumb up i might get a little ride or something like that". lol
KIDPHAROH 6 hours ago
you mean shit black people say
ryanishotshyt 7 hours ago
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MrTexasboy99 9 hours ago
IS THAT THE BUS, IS THAT THE BUS....THAT'S IT THAT'S IT....OUT OF SEVICE, DAMN! LOL
shay1992ify 10 hours ago
I just realized...I'm black.
I'm broke. I have no car. Waited over an hour for a city bus today in the cold. White girls hate me, Cute black girls are attracted to me for the first time ever. Middle class people look down on me. White men feel sorry for me (even though I'm a white man). Gas station owners watch me to see if I steal anything. People ask me if I have a cigarette (even though I've never smoked). My boss and the police are watching me closely and for some reason I enjoy soul train.
houstondodgeball 10 hours ago 5
@houstondodgeball Well if you're broke and have no car the black girls won't be attracted to you for too much longer....just saying
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121231984 10 hours ago
He do look like him in that picture
KenMinaj45 12 hours ago
@beboploser ME2 lol
TheJblover43 13 hours ago
it ladys night make sure u bring a wig so we get in free
MrJjjean 13 hours ago
He looked Like he did his own Line Up lmao
MembersOfHearingPrd 14 hours ago
you have to be from atlanta =P
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@BriansRandomLand right!! I thought it was him before I clicked on it lol
@EXCLUSIVETV103 man this video was hilarious!! "Its ladies night so make sure you wear your wig so we can get in free" lmao
littlemissbellsxD 18 hours ago
"I Got A Packk Of Ramen Noodles., We Can Split So We Don't Be Hungry".."I'ma Wear The Ssme Clothes We Ain't Goinn Be Seeinn The Samee People" Lmaooo Too Funny
a000000NaturalBeauty 18 hours ago 2
LMAOO " My transcript exspire in 10 mins , so i got about ten mins to get on this bus" lmaoo im dead
JustThatGirlTil4ever 19 hours ago
AHAHA wheres the bus at
BurtonKingz 21 hours ago
LMFAO I gotta pack of ramen noodles, you know, we can split so we dont go to the club hungry! Lol
subyracer1 22 hours ago
@SmartifyYourself lmaooo i said the same shit lmaooo
Ashbeezboo 1 day ago
waz up with tht tongue
SmartifyYourself 1 day ago
haha dude you made me laugh so much. Well done :)
LouBabe 1 day ago
his voice sounds like jay-z's
NaturalLook99 1 day ago
the face he made when he said 40 dollars hilarious
Msilovemjj 1 day ago
That's why stay in school.
Tripod460 1 day ago
Damn i clicked this thinking it was Bow wow
BriansRandomLand 1 day ago 3
@BriansRandomLand OMG i did too it looked like him
Msilovemjj 1 day ago
40 dollars!?
94FADE 1 day ago
"You know double cheeseburgers ain't a dollar no more?"
jazzyisamofo 1 day ago
I GOTTA A CRICKET!!! LMFAO!!!
ZhanaeWoods32 1 day ago
So true (yo call me on my house phone)
mygrandmaaa 1 day ago
I got a pack of ramen noodles we can split it lmao
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far29ice 1 day ago
Oh wow I hear and say this shit everyday. lmao
wargex 1 day ago
@beboploser haha I thought he was bow wow too
lainabana 1 day ago
who sees him lick his lips every scene
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BrandonDBlack 2 days ago
Yup this brings me back
benfiquista1989 2 days ago
hell naw if a dude trippin ova 40 bucks haha he need to get a betta job and if a dude offerin me sum damn ramen noodles before the club AND we splittin it hell naw that's a dude i dont need to be talkin to LMAOOO if 40 is that big of a deal nigga i'll pay that its nuthin 4 real XD
KittyNakafima 2 days ago
i clicked on this video cause i thought the dude was Bow wow.. lmao
beboploser 2 days ago 92
@beboploser lmaooo me too!!!
KittyNakafima 2 days ago
@beboploser tought the same thing !!! lol
FreestyleEntOnline 1 day ago
@beboploser Happy to kno i wasn't the only one
BabiGhurl95 6 hours ago
haha exactly, I was waiting for "can you drive?".
hobsdigree2 2 days ago
Doesn't matter what color or nationality you are, this is all true.
trilobright 2 days ago
Da concordz aint even dat fresh lmfaooo
LastFlyKingz 2 days ago
im just gonna line myself up lmao
BUCKSHOTBLACK00 2 days ago
sad how ive said alot of these
ericskateninja 2 days ago
metro pcs...smh sad sad sad but true
EmpressSakama16 2 days ago
I feel like you can do a JayZ impersonation. hahaha
DanifutureDelta 2 days ago
y he keeps touching im self
chewy844 2 days ago
LOL @ Cricket
HeatFan216 2 days ago
"You know the double cheeseburgers aint a dollar anymore" My brother told me that the moment it changed. hahaha
Kodiakkia 2 days ago 4
dont loose that transfer
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BansheeMilk 2 days ago
from the thumbnail i thought this was bow wow
syddiallo 2 days ago 34
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EmpressSakama16 2 days ago
@syddiallo I NOOOOOOOOO he looks like bow wow
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paLiFUNNYS 2 days ago
Left the "I" out because he couldn't buy anymore vowels.
DOZGraff 2 days ago
Aye man lemme hold somethin! #ThatsMe
DominionCharisse 2 days ago
i got that same house phone ...he sayin im broke
09youngtay 2 days ago
his face when he says "fourty dollars" ??! :L :L :L
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QueenKatz451 3 days ago
lol I can totally relate to this
seaweedbeach 3 days ago
lmfao i wouldn't go out if i was broke....
MASEK1PROD 3 days ago
Lmmfao
jb171504 3 days ago
hahahaha oh damn this was me like 6 months ago.. *ashamed
javonthegreat88 3 days ago
Lol. U funny bro
showtime3886 3 days ago
@machkando Basketball Player...(From The Celtics...I Think...)
KingMJsLiberianPYT 3 days ago
is that Souljah boy??
beautifulgirl425 3 days ago
i just noticed the stain on his shirt when he's waiting for the bus true shit
smileyfry89 3 days ago
Lol... All day
AlexandraBond 3 days ago
Cdfuuu
zainab5583 3 days ago
is it just me or does this guy look like Rajon Rondo?
jacksonf3333 3 days ago
@jacksonf3333 Who that?
machkando 3 days ago
Oh man nostalgia bomb hit me hard, this was life in barrie alongside "You got 25 cents for a coffee?" "Yo can I get a hit off that?" "You got a cell phone I can borrow?"
TheBestGif 3 days ago
double like
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SealsRodre 3 days ago
I've said EVERYTHING about the bus before...jeez.
AnoymonousOvation 3 days ago
i kinda like this video it was pretty funny it made no sense but it was funny
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MIZSOUR 4 days ago
xD 1:20 outta service... damn. <=that shit fux ya whole day up!
next line should be.. you dont know nobody wit a car?
FreekShow6 4 days ago 30
hahahaha "Overdraft?!"
MusicalCircus 4 days ago
hahahahaha "the concords aint even that fresh"
whatr35 4 days ago
LMFAO - PRESS (5)
ukusama 4 days ago
tapers <3
SweetDream669 4 days ago
man it's crazy looking back on how poor I was the video is aight but being broke ain't cool....and also niggas never wanna help a broke person donate something it's children starving man I bet some people could count the donations they've ever given on one hand...it might be cool with some but damn if you gave a dollar a day if you think your balling how's that gon hurt you
nominee0 4 days ago
HahahahahahHahahahahahaha I lmao-Ed thru the whole video ..,
RoyalDollMonroeTM 4 days ago
This is maa funny but i feel bad for the guy even though hes not broke
afgzwaheed 4 days ago
more sad than funny... :/
l2izwan1 4 days ago
fuck yall, that shit wasss too funny. all must not have broke friends cus ive heard all that!
keke24abc 4 days ago
"where we eating?" "Any place that has a dollar menu, man!" HAHA!!
ratheanne 4 days ago
cricket got some good phones, lmfaooo!
lilyjanecomes 4 days ago
I thought dude was Bowwow...o.o
treestar 4 days ago 2
anybody else said more than half of this shit before?
nycolbebraddy 4 days ago 90
Bow Wow lookin
AutoToysRuS 4 days ago
I thought this nigga was bow wow at first then rajon rondo. Lol wtf. Funny though
sharksluck 4 days ago
@sharksluck word as bond
AutoToysRuS 4 days ago
Dude, where IS the fucking bus?!
GhostOfHemmingway 4 days ago
my nigga look like cross betweeen rondo and bow wow
OneSnipe 4 days ago
"Cricket got some good phones tho!" Lmao
swaggerton1130 4 days ago 2
"out of service....damn" my life in high school.
xxwoofykinsxx 4 days ago
say he dont look like rajon rondo
5MOKEALOTTAKU5H 4 days ago
The Concords arnt even that fresh tho for real hahaha
ArabMassari0 4 days ago
My transfer ticket going to expire in 10 min LMAO
ArabMassari0 4 days ago
lmfao..
mrhondacivicsi 4 days ago
ii love his fuckin tapers
teamweirdo100 4 days ago
so fcking true man!
bamboali 4 days ago
Broke person with Beats and a MacBook Pro bull Sh*t
quintiwan 4 days ago
BRING YOUR WIG SO WE CAN GET IN FREE...LOL
shay1992ify 4 days ago
he forgot the declined debit card in line @ the store... oh crap i think went over my limit 2day...
DarrelGOP 4 days ago
lmfao
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TruthWithinRange 4 days ago
lol i say those words evryday
hollyparkofficial 4 days ago
lol i saw those words evry day
hollyparkofficial 4 days ago
this guy looks like bow wow
KIngThechosen1 4 days ago
"yo call me back on my house fone" DEAD
MisssMami 4 days ago
you lick...your lips...a lot lol. but this is sooooo true. i hate the damn bus
lovelylilchick7 5 days ago
why is he itching.
IreneAshu 5 days ago
thumps up if you come here because of the thumbnail that looks just like BOW WOW
mylast3wishs 5 days ago
LMFAO! THIS SHIT HAD ME WEAK! HAHAHA
AquaMaria24 5 days ago
$40!? *stank face* 0:12
lmao
CallMeJayRee 5 days ago
"the bus, out of service damn"
....ARGGG
.........
i hate it when that shit happens
ryanbeev 5 days ago 2
@Accuracee because his parents ain't white duh
muhqueedal99 5 days ago
Cricket? Out a service? Damn.
MyMercedes97 5 days ago
Why does he have to be black?
Accuracee 5 days ago
@Accuracee because hes the one who made the video?
RoNiNaRcAnGeL 5 days ago
naw sounds more like shit a smart person will say
dashitbitch13 5 days ago 8
hahaha he said "bring ur wig., its ladies night."
medare123 5 days ago 2
he looks like rajon rondo #9 on the celtics
Natalie151515 5 days ago
Dude looks like Jay-Z's son
savion4545 5 days ago
overdraft. lol
green13kiki 5 days ago
at first i thought it said shit black people say. now i have to watch it again so its funny.
embaird 5 days ago
Fail.. the picture looked like it was Bow Wow.
ChicagoRed1991 5 days ago 100
@ChicagoRed1991 Naw he look more like Rondo.
sharksluck 4 days ago
@ChicagoRed1991 That's who I thought it was!
temps105 3 days ago
I use my phone after nine so my bill wont go up-.- LMFAO I have a job
YoshieMFLowks 5 days ago
@LuxurySwag That's Called "Cheap"
SuperSexiass 5 days ago
"The concords aint even that fresh" hahhHaha
AskurGFaboutME 5 days ago
I aint broke, and I say most of these things....lol
LuxurySwag 5 days ago
so we dont got to the club...hungry n shit. LOL
MsWHATSREAL 5 days ago 2
he has att :P
muffin466 5 days ago
Forty dollars??!! Man, that shit is funny!!
kvncttn 5 days ago
Lmao any where were there's a dollar menu
hksjose12 5 days ago
LMAO @ "Outta Service" I use to hate that LOL
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BrandonDBlack 5 days ago
LOL !
CrankYuu 6 days ago
"where i wanna eat? shit wherever they got a dollar menu man" hahah
perlacuhh 6 days ago 3
This isn't really that funny.... But it's true lmao
xayzay901 6 days ago 59
@xayzay901 That's cause being broke ain't no joke! LOL
xs3kShUun8x 5 days ago
This shit's just depressing.
MsSherlockTones 6 days ago
Are you from Houston, cause you said cricket
SuperTinu123 6 days ago
Laughing again!lol
latoyaforever 6 days ago
i'm suprised "aww damn,forgot my wallet. can you catch this bro(or girl, when on a date) and i'll get you back" wasnt in this
ranchosdelnorte 6 days ago
Damn, I thought this video was gonna be funny, but then I just felt bad for the guy.
rook901 6 days ago 3
@rook901 That's what makes it funny!
:D
CHURCHISAWESUM 6 days ago
@KelSurfPivot you brush your hair to get waves it lays out your curls that's wh they have greasy hair
Txsamaniego 6 days ago
I am seriously starting to think that everyone has the same home phone as me.
SkunkCommand 6 days ago
I clicked on this video because the thumbnail pic looked like lil bow wow. =P
PhantomH7 6 days ago 2
@PhantomH7 Me too brah, me too.
justJOMnoE 6 days ago
why are black people so obsessed with combing their hair
daniel9940 6 days ago
@daniel9940 Cuz they dont have straight hair or curly hair
Most blacks have puffy nigger hair.
KelSurfPivot 6 days ago
outta service. Classic
aonayemi1 6 days ago
Oh damn been there.
peteramthor 6 days ago
lol @ him looking out for the bus
MsGirlyGlitter 6 days ago
He looks like Rondo and Bow- Wow mixed hahaha
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FrenchieG 6 days ago
The only reason im here is because he kinda looked like bow wow
abigaillove99 6 days ago