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  • Oh yes, I also like the androgynous look.....I'm just afraid of where it may lead my easily-led body.

    You certainly have a flair for kink, i.e. selling your boyfriend into white slavery etc.....you've gotten me a little, uh, well.....In fact, I think I need to sign off and take care of a 'pressing' problem; a pause for the cause.

    Btw, I just thought of a good use for Noel's chin. Now see what you've done?

  • @jamieblond1

    Most of his fans have a nose fetish. To be fair, It IS an anatomical masterpiece, I tell you.

    It's even on facebook.

    Noel Fielding's Nose | Facebook. How cool is that?

  • @charlotteBraillie Definitely tres cool! Now I'm fantasizing about his chin AND his nose!

  • dislikes*

  • I wonder if any of the dlikes are niggaz!!!

  • I meant 'thumbnail'

  • With IE I see a thumbail next to each comment.

    With firefox I don't.

    Or is it just me being drunk?

  • @charlotteBraillie Hmm.....thinkin' that you may have imbibed a few too many.

    I'm using Firefox, and I don't see any thumbnails.

    Hold on.....ok, I just opened YouTube in IE and I don't see any thumbnails there either.

    Maybe you should try a little weed instead :o)

  • @jamieblond1

    I just had a cold shower and two espressos and I STILL see the thumbnails.

    I'm using IE8 on Windows 7. Didn't have that feature until today. Oh well...

  • @charlotteBraillie OMf 'ingG.....I'm thinkin' that we need to do a serious intervention; maybe a warm shower with the group would help (*_~)

  • @jamieblond1

    Just had a reply on another thread about the thumbnails. This person writes he had this thumbnail feature a couple of days ago and thinks it's a beta version they're testing.

    Now THERE!

    Which group are we talking about?

  • @charlotteBraillie It's a small group that helps people with mild-to-moderate drinking issues.....we're basically interested in warm shower interventions.

  • @jamieblond1

    If by some amazing coincidence Noel Fielding belongs to your group, I'm on the next plane :-)

  • @charlotteBraillie Noel Fielding?.....but he has such a humongous chin! He reminds me a little of Jay Leno, from the lower lip down :o)

  • @jamieblond1

    He's the ultimate confuser : "is it a man, is it a woman, I'm not sure if I care".

    He makes all other men obsolete and I would gladly sell my boyfriend into (white) slavery for the privilege of licking one of his silver boots.

    In other words : I sort of like him.

  • Chris rock, one of two comedian that i listened on and laughed out loud :)

  • "i never been to jail" WHAT DO YOU WANT A COOKIE??? ahahah i lold

  • Chris rock hates poor people.

  • " I take care of my kids!" "YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO!"

  • 30 niggers disliked this.

  • A white man lived next door to me broke into my house and stole my gun. What a fukkin faggit.

  • so i love how raciest youtube is but putting a vid called "how to pick a lock" as number on suggestion

  • @Compau5C gives the niggers something to cheer themselves up after they see this-"im upset-imma steal shit"

  • @Compau5C

    Do the thumbs up mean anyone actually understood this sentence?

  • @Compau5C lmfao I cant believe that wtf is up with that

  • It's amazing Chris Rock only did once and this what gets him famous for his standup.

  • lmfaoo put the dick dowwnn

  • chris rock is fucking awesome...so true there are african americans that are great and better than a lot of white trash out there..but then there are these loud mouthed, chain wearing, blunt smoking, dope pushing, dew rag, gang color wearing, sagging pants piece of shit loud mouthed thug niggas

  • @human0un Amen to that!

  • Grand Opening-Grand Closing!!!This GUY IS FREAKING Hilarious!!!!LOLOLOL

  • there are probably more hispanic people on welfare than black people and white people combined. I cant believe he didnt bring that up, is he scared to? lol

  • i'm not down with this whole "blacks v 'niggas'" thing...

    black ppl, especially in hiphop culture, worked hard to take that word & give it a positive meaning & take some of the power out of it.......then some pretentious, suburban blacks with inferiority complexes come along & just go right ahead trying to put the negative connotations back into it...

  • @supahdupahguy81 its the ignorant black people that worked hard to keep it in their vocabulary though, if you havent noticed, most of the educated respectable black people dont use that word. Which is why he calls the ignorant black people "niggas".

  • @YourLoveLetter

    But you base that on the assumption that the N-word is automatically a negative one.....which these days isn't necessarily the case.......for instance there's nothing negative about greeting a friend with "what's up ma nigga" etc...

    Just coz the word may be uncomfortable to some "educated" & "respectable" ppl, doesn't mean all groups of ppl have to see it the same way.

  • @supahdupahguy81 it is a negative word, if white people cant say it its because its a negative word. If it wasnt negative white people could say it all they wanted.

  • @YourLoveLetter

    But i've just outlined a scenario where it's possible to use the word in a context that isn't negative....so it cannot be solely a negative word..

    The colour of the person using the word to me is not so important, it's a word that should be understood soley within it's context & intent...

  • @supahdupahguy81 Try stepping out of your little bubble and living in the real world.

    If non-blacks can't say the N-word without repercussions, your smoke screen of words won't change the fact that the N-word is negative, in ANY context.

    Using the word "in a context that isn't negative" is a specious argument.

  • @jamieblond1

    Ironically you basically just admitted the the n-word has different meanings with your opening disclaimer "if non-blacks use it". Thats a context, no?

    B'coz as you know,"in the real world", if black ppl use the word to each other, the meaning can be different..."wassup ma nigga" etc...i've already gone over this.

    Of couse context can change the meaning of a word you fucking idiot.

    "my smoke screen of words", what does that even mean?

  • @supahdupahguy81 I didn't think you'd 'get it,' numbnuts, since you have absolutely NO semblance of common sense. Imbeciles such as yourself do your typical convoluted mental gymnastics, then spew out your usual dumb-ass vacuous comments.

    Btw you asshole (arsehole in your case)....you possess neither the self-awareness nor the minimal intelligence that would enable you to understand what the fuck I said, anyway.

    Good thing that I'm at work, gettin' paid for wasting my time on a mental defective.

  • @jamieblond1

    ^^Now this is what i would call a "smoke screen of words"..

    Desperately reaching into the depths of your vocabulary & using every obscure word you can think of in a wall of long-winded phraseological insults, isn't a substitute for ACTUAL intellect......

    Therefore it comes as no surprise that, despite all that effort you put into your post, you still didn't; A) - explain what YOU meant or; B) - rebuke my original argument.

    Stop trying so hard.

  • @supahdupahguy81 <<< LOL.....they're "obscure words" only to dummies such as yourself.

  • @jamieblond1

    Now you're just reaching.....i'm gonna assume you've abandoned the original debate completely now, yeah?

    The true "dummies" are the ppl who think using fancy words is a satisfactory replacement for a logical argument.

  • @supahdupahguy81 You're a funny guy.....thanks for a good laugh today LOL.

    Maybe someday you'll wake up when the light bulb goes on over your head; you know, like in a cartoon?

  • @jamieblond1

    Yep. The ship has sailed.

    Bailing out is the smartest thing you've done during this exchange TBH....

    Peace.

  • A black George Carlin

  • haha so true!hahahahaha itz funny how wen he ask the questions everybody gets sooooooo quiet!

  • He's so right... lol

  • This is true. But look at the rest of his videos, they're all about black vs. white! He should expand, say some stuff you don't have to be black to say.

  • @nationalgeo23

    He does expand, some of his videos are also about men vs women :^)

  • In the UK middle class white comedians satirise lower class white people aka 'chavs'.

    In the US middle class black comedians satirise lower class black people aka 'niggas'.

  • Im sure chavs dont go around killing people and stealing like niggers do.

  • @Renagade1325

    I've never met a 'chav' or a 'nigga', but I'm sure killing and stealing has nothing to do with race.

  • You obviously missed Chris Rocks entire point...

  • @Renagade1325

    Surely you're not implying that his point is that killing and stealing IS about race?

  • /facepalm

    No he is saying that there is a difference between black people and niggers.

  • @Renagade1325

    I got that point, hence my first comment. He makes fun of 'niggas' like British white comedians make fun of 'chavs', what they're really all doing is satirising uneducated people of their own race.

  • @charlotteBraillie

    you must be english, or educated to know what a chav is.

  • @DRemz95

    I'm French (so please bare with me if I misspell anything). I only know the word 'chav' (aka 'white trash') from watching British stand up. There's some debate about the fact that these middle class comedians (all university graduates) keep targetting these lower class 'chavs' and whether it's politically correct or not. When I saw this video, it struck me how Chris Rock targets lower class black people in a somewhat similar fashion.

  • @charlotteBraillie Chris Rock makes fun of everybody. He targets whites, blacks, poor and rich. Its his outspoken, colorful attitude that makes him such an iconic entertainer.

  • @ConanTheAntFarmer

    Yes, that's what these British comedians who target chavs say as well:"Oh but we also make fun of the upper class." There is a difference though. You can make fun of the upper class (or rich white people) all you want, but they'll never really be offended, because they know they're at the top of the food chain. Being ridiculed leaves a much more bitter aftertaste if you're at the bottom of the food chain.

  • @charlotteBraillie He doesnt make fun of them for being poor or disadvantaged. Its how they present themselves. There is a difference between being poor or being a scumbag. Scum knows no class, religion, or racial boundries. I personally think it is the dirtier side of humanity he is targeting with his social commentary as with alot of great comedians. But dont get me wrong, I know there are alot of people who prey on the ignorance of people and perpetuate harmful stereotypes.

  • @ConanTheAntFarmer

    Just out of curiosity, has he ever had a go at 'white trash' in his routines?

    And if not, why not? Don't tell me they're not as good a source of comedy as other kinds of white people.

  • @charlotteBraillie Surely you're aware of the ubiguitous 'white trash' routines, but Chris Rock is one of the few comedians who do black vs nigger material.

    Maybe you simply object to hearing what most people know, but rarely talk about.

  • @jamieblond1

    Wasn't aware of any 'white trash' routines, nope. And you must think I'm so thick, but I don't understand what you were insinuating with your last sentence. On an unrelated note: what do you think of this new youtube thumbnail feature? It found replying to someone without knowing what gender or race they were, much more intriguing.

  • @charlotteBraillie

    i see exactly the point you're making & i agree....i do see many similarities to the chav thing....

    blacks have pretentious class-snobs just as much as whites do..

  • (cont @charlotteBraillie)

    Tho what i will say about the chav thing is that as well as being an attack on working-class whites, it's also sometimes used as a veiled attack on British black culture (many ppl's parodies of chavs usually depict some white boy wearing a baseball cap/sports clothes, wearing jewellery & listening to rap or grime...talking in patwa etc)...

  • @supahdupahguy81

    Sorry, didn't see your last comment until now. Interesting point about the chavs, I never looked at it that way. I really get the impression it is a question of whites hating uneducated, 'trouble making' whites. And comedians like Little Britain, Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding would never do racist jokes. Not because of any moral dilemma, but because racist and sexist humor is associated with old, has-been comedians like Bennie Hill in the seventees.

  • @charlotteBraillie

    "I really get the impression it is a question of whites hating uneducated, 'trouble making' whites."

    --

    That's certainly true in some cases but IMO i think it's a little more "deep-seated".....what i've noticed about it is it's primarily based on social class.

    There are lots of middle-class ppl who are REALLY dumb too, but no one in the media here seems interested in deriding lazy stereotypes of them....it tends to be the poor whites & their mannerisms which get picked on..

  • @supahdupahguy81

    Yes, you could argue that 'chavs' are the white equivalent of 'nigg*' (can't even get myself to write that word!). They get accused of being anti-social, speaking with a typical chav-accent, having babies from the age of 14 to get a counsel flat, and harrassing goths or people that look 'gay'.

    It's mainly the poor chavs that are targetted, but David Beckham is also considered a chav, mainly because of his limited vocabulary and the fact hat he has more money than class.

  • @supahdupahguy81

    Thanks, much apprechiated. Making a point on youtube can be hard work. By the way, what do you think of David Chappelle? I just watched some of his work and think I prefer it to this. I mean, it actually made me laugh without feeling uneasy about it.

  • WHERES NO NIGGAHS IN MINASODA!

  • " I wish they let me join the KKK!" LOLOLOLOOO

  • @PaulGreen11 u on drugs?

  • and see, this is all so true! but if i white person was saying all this, people would go crazy.

  • i wont witch is witch r they the same ppl niggas and black ppl

  • @humpmasterfIex7 Fuck you!!!!, at least this nigger brain is big enough to tell you that,

  • @humpmasterfIex7 Fuck you!!!!, at least this nigger brain is big enough to tell you that, ps and our dicks are are bigger, just ask your mom!!

  • @humpmasterfIex7 There you said it, proud of yourself?

  • even chris says it! and we all know!

  • guys and girls calling each other niggers freak out when they go to bash their "faggots" in their faggot bashing but if the so-called fag asks if faggots are the new niggers the Attackers FREAK OUT with superiority

    it's a hateful gross sewer of so many uneducated selfish simps.

  • man i fucking love CHRIS ROCK

  • Keeping it Real. REAL DUMB

  • wow he aint move the whole show that guys good

  • does "how to pick a lock" come up in anyone elses suggestions?

  • @AlexiTheRussian well it's a video about niggas aint it?

  • @AlexiTheRussian 39 people saw the same WTF XD my racist sense is active (? LOL

  • @AlexiTheRussian Yeah haha

  • @AlexiTheRussian yes i got how to pick a lock also

    

  • @AlexiTheRussian featured video- it's paying people to show up there.

  • @AlexiTheRussian nigga thats some funny ass shit

  • "grand opening, grand closing!!!"

  • Anybody who recognizes the difference between black people and niggers aren't racist. Anybody who thinks black people = niggers are racist.

  • ...i don't eat mayonaisse sandwiches...

  • It's a hot mess, but sadly enough, it's true.

  • loooooool hes soo funny

  • lol so true and i'm black. but for me, a "nigga" is a person who knows they can do better for themself and doesnt try! it's one thing to be oblivious. its another to not care.

  • "Everytime black people want to have a good time, ignant ass niggas fuck it up!"

    Oh my god, I laughed so hard!

  • @JeffTheRambler its soo tru tho lol

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  • 30 people are niggas lol

  • Just like the difference between White People and White Trash.....

  • Nigga love to keep it..Real dumb. hahahaha.. Put your money in books. Niggas don't read. Books are like kryptonite. hahahah

  • lol the suggestion video for this is "How to pick a lock"

  • NIGGER- a black man with a slavery chain around his neck.

    NIGGA- a black man with a gold chain on his neck.

  • HARD FOR US TO GET JOB FOR NUMBER ONE FOR NUMBER TWO JAIL IS THE NEXT SLAVERY SO ILL FEEL GOOD TO SAY I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO JAIL,HERE WE NOT RICH LIKE YOU CRIS ROCK DOG STOP THAT...

  • HARD FOR US TO GET JOB FOR NUMBER ONE FOR NUMBER TWO JAIL IS THE NEXT SLAVERY SO ILL FEEL GOOD TO SAY I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO JAIL,HREE WE NOT RICH LIKE YOU CRIS ROCK DOG STOP THAT...

  • I take care of my kids lol!

  • genius

  • lol chris rock is to funny...if you want your money to be safe hide it in books..books are like kryptonite to niggas..hahah

  • 30 niggas saw this xD

  • Important bit of stand up that no white comic could get away with. The truth always has power to it.

  • So im in the gym today, and I'm moving on to do some close-grip benching for my tri's I notice this black man with tattoo's and a long goatee who was using the bench start doing biceps. So ok, I take some of the weight off and perform my first set of light weight. Then he comes over to me and says he wasn't done, only the NIGGER in him triggered and he got the whole gyms attention, and he called me a dick. Not wanting to fight I minded myself, and realized I was dealing with a fucking NIGGER.

  • @johngoo343 I am originaly from Honduras I am confused In the video it sounds as though the word ends in a but when you spelled it it ended with er please help.

  • @EarthGlaive7654 Nigger is a derogatory slur that was used specifically against blacks. AS you may know. Nigga is black people taking on the word Nigger and using it as their own as a term of endearment.

  • @NAQW what so if one is less bad sorry cannot think of word, then shouldn't you use the less bad one

  • @EarthGlaive7654 We ( black ppl) do. The "A" version. But there is this whole argument between blacks and non blacks and blacks and blacks about the use of the N word because of its inherent meaning( original meaning). Whites argument is to kill the word because: One, they can't use the word ( A), yet we can. It's about freedom of speech -Even though they already knew why they can't use it beforehand- And Two: Because of its history.

  • @EarthGlaive7654 They want to eliminate both A, Er terms as a whole.

  • @NAQW I read others comments and people are mad because of the er so why make people mad.

  • @NAQW Nigger is also used to describe someone subhuman and ignorant. Thats what racist white people thought we were, so they called us niggers. Before the African slave trade, you would use nigger to describe a peasant. Just letting you know.

  • @DuwiMayne Really? Didnt know that, always thought that nigger as another way of saying negro.

  • @unexist001 Nope, so if your white and get called a nigger, you almost should be just as offended as a black dude. Keyword "almost" lol

  • @DuwiMayne I disagree, no one should be offended by a word imo. I can't find anything on the net that would suggest it was used to describe a peasant. (didnt look very long tho) Every article I found says it was used for dark-skinned people.

    The word nigger originated as a term used in a neutral context to refer to black people, as a variation of the Spanish/Portuguese noun negro, a descendant of the Latin adjective niger, meaning the color "black".

  • @unexist001 I guess its a sticks and stones situation, but you do understand it does sting a little bit to say the least, right? But I was using peasant as an example. There are three definitions to the word, the most common is the one you mentioned. But, you could use nigger to describe a poor person. Also, you could use it to describe anyone of any race.

  • @DuwiMayne That was "inferior" or ignorant*

    

  • @DuwiMayne Well, yes I understand why it can hurt some. I just think that at some point most ppl realise that they shouldnt be hurt by the opinions of hateful ppl. Truth usually hurt, so if ppl feel that they are a subhuman or worth less than another person because of their skin color it usually hurt I guess. When ppl realize that it is not true and that your color doesnt define you as a human being they usually just ignore those comments and move on.

  • @DuwiMayne I was never discriminated because of my 'race' so I guess I can't really understand the feeling completely. I've been called an idiot/dumbass/etc because of my ideas/opinions/etc and I used to get mad/angry until i realized that i really don't like to be angry. It's not a pleasant feeling so I now chose to ignore these comments. I'm not saying it should always be ignored tho, when you are not treated like another person (refused a job/service/etc)...

  • Black People:Niggaz

    White People:Rednecks

    Mexican People: Beaners

  • @23bharris *niggers

  • I like John Mellencamp and sandwiches with mayo...........ashamed of my race :(

  • this guy is fucking funny...

  • if you like chris rock, watched this. /watch?v=am2aFtkDzew

  • @traingp like u knew before u googled it...lol

  • Relax. Enjoy the comedy. It's good.

  • 29 people are niggers who don't know the capital of Zaire is Kinshasa.

  • @4:30

    A lot of government programs that are supposed to help only hurt. They incentivise people not to work and create codependency that keeps people of a lot of backgrounds from rising above their current life situation. Look into RON PAUL for president for more about getting away from this viscous cycle. :)

  • @rightsman123 My counter argument is, no.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha... i wish i was aloud to say this stuff but im white, my best friends black but he isnt an ignorant black man that thinks everyone is keeping him down cause of his skin.

  • Sad thing is this is all true (I'm black and I HATE ignorant ass black people)

  • buy "Blacks" on:

    

  • I feel bad for intelligent young Black people dealing with the fact that modern moronic rap music seems to be the biggest assocation with African-Americans in general. Keep your heads up, guys. Keep writing and learning.

  • @IsaacMorrissey See, I know you aren't a "racist" but that was some racist ass shit you just said. "Keep your heads up" We don't need Whites giving us pep talks, and patting us on the back, like we're helpless. Don't feel bad for "smart" Blacks, don't feel anything for us, we don't need it.

    A lot of times Whites are racist but can't notice.What you said was racist even though you didn't mean to be.

    "Keep writing and learning" Give me a break.

  • @BigkKinny he was trying to be nice he is saying keep representing ur people for what they r, equals

  • @BigkKinny black people are so racist they will never consider that they could be racist because there ancestors were slaves. get the fuck over it that doesnt give you a free pass almost everyone color of person ancestors were slaves who the fuck do you think built the pyramids lol

  • @lilsm555 What the fuck do you mean by "get over it"? Don't try to downplay the shit your ancestors did to our ancestors.

  • @Thedarksecret1 I am saying get over it because you guys hold on to that if it was a thousand years ago you would still be complaining about it. Do you hear jews complaining about the holocaust? no and they had it worse then blacks ever did so stfu already.

  • @lilsm555 YOU ARE SO RIGHT, THE JEWISH PEOPLE are also a properous people in spite of what happened.

  • @LUVJONZ99 That's like saying "Well, Native Americans had it rough but Italians had it rough too." Yeah, Italians were able to assimilate and benefit from white privilege so there plight is not the same as the indigenous people of the New World. Jews were largely dehumanized in Europe whereas black people have been dehumanized worldwide. Don't even dare compare the plight of Jews to blacks. They're just as guilty from the slave trade as any other white person at that time.

  • Jews are WHITE! For this reason they have been able to benefit from white privilege. It's not like you can tell a Jew from a white person when you see one. Jews have only been allowed to dominate Wall Street, Hollywood, etc. because they are white. Besides, what happened to the Jews was in Europe (i.e. Inquisition, Holocaust, etc). If you compare the Jews genocide at 6million then compare all of the black people that have died from the slave trade until today our numbers far exceed Jews.

  • @Thedarksecret1 omg i wont even correct you just please go back to school.

  • @lilsm555 Yeah, okay.

  • @lilsm555 Black people are still getting dehumanized to this day genocides in africa are happening

  • @kj3phh LOL! who is dehumanizing them moron? Other black people. The genocides are being done by other black people.

  • @lilsm555 Actually its being done by norther Africans or Arabs. The other black people who do that shit are the ones that North Africans spared. Think of this way, join or die.

  • @DuwiMayne LOL!! get the fuck outta here there is nothing worse then a ignorant fool.

  • @lilsm555 No bullshit, look it up. There are multiple sides but the dominant one is the north Africans. Specifically, I'm talking about the genocide in Sudan.

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  • @DuwiMayne you are cherry picking. You are acting like black people werent killing each other when they do in africa, africa is still one of the most savage places on the planet there are still people cutting the hearts out of people and eating them. Go watch the vice guide or read a book or something because you are starting to sound like a creationist trying to defend his argument young earth. Just because you are black you dont have to defend there actions.

  • @lilsm555 Whoa, who said I was defending the actions of the Africans who did do these horrible things. All I'm saying is they didn't have much of a choice. I'm trying to tell you straight up how it is, I'm not saying there aren't exceptions but the predominant oppression is caused by north Africans (I don't mean north African countries like Libya or Egypt, I mean the race)

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  • @DuwiMayne I'm sure they didnt have much of a choice in rwanda *sarcasm.

  • @lilsm555 That's why I specifically said Sudan. Your acting very disrespectful while 100's of people are murdered over there a day. Also, at least from what my history book told me, the genocides in Rwanda happened 11 or 12 years ago. The one in Sudan has been going on again off again for at least a good 20 years. Only in the past 5 years has it been shown in America cause America doesn't, or at least didn't, give two shits. Once again I'm not defending Rwandans who took part. I'm just saying.

  • @DuwiMayne im being disrespectful stop fucking cherry picking. You are like that happen 10 years ago so lets forget it ever happened and move on.