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  • Poor guy.

  • worlds greatest troll

  • Darwin said- Every evolutionist will admit that the five great vertebrate classes, namely, mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and fishes, are all descended from some one prototype- quack, quack so if you will, I will try this theory modeling; with almost all probability and with earnest expectation scientist have found that this prototype may have been an air-breathing warm blooded milk producing flying fish, if this could be found in approx. 4 billion yrs some where in the vast fossil record

  • wooooowwww. anyone with a high school education in biology could see the flaws with this idea. This. This right here is why it is so hard to satirize creationists without people thinking you are serious - the real creationists have already stolen all the punch lines! I literally fell out of my chair laughing the first time I saw the "crocoduck" example.

  • Who cares what Kirk Cameron thinks anyway? He's going to hell for 'Growing Pains'.

  • This guy really went on the news.. and showed a photo of a crockoduck..as proof of god....

    if there is a god.. he is laughing at you Kirk Cameron.

  • @jonjon2034 Or wishing that he rested on the day he created Kirk.

  • What a stupid motherfucker

  • Kirk thats where you are wrong GOD is the number 1 alternative to evolution not the other way around

  • First off, evolution does not work like a linear ladder, but more like a branching tree. The different modern living species are more like cousins, and less like grandparents and grandchildren. Second there are plenty of animals in the fossil record with trasitional features. The realistic version of crocoducks would be the archeopterix and similar creatures. They have charateristics of both non-avian reptiles (crocodiles) and birds (ducks).

  • @Coleaptera

    What a smart comment in direct contrast to this stupid video!

  • I just lost most of my brain cells by the end of this video

  • This guy is a liar. Nobody could possibly spend the amount of time speaking publicly about evolution that he and his pal Comfort do and still be so monumentally ignorant. Nothing but a pair of bad con artists, preying on the stupid and the weak willed.

  • @IamSpydaMic

    I have wondered that sometimes about these guys, especially Kirk, myself. Could they really be this stupid? Or is it all just a con to raise money and stay in the public eye by exploiting the gullible?

  • @RCSVirginia I think Comfort is the organ grinder, while Cameron is the little monkey who can't let go of the 5 minutes of fame he achieved as a child, and is happy to be getting any attention, good or bad. I think Comfort is in it for the money while Cameron's at it for attention. One thing I do know though, is that I've seen them both be schooled in plain English on exactly why their version of evolution is absolute rubbish, so I can't see either one of them still genuinely thinking this crap.

  • Is he a human too?... I'm am so ashamed to be a human...

  • Ever heard of the bird/fish known as the flying fish? A fucking fish with wings! There you go Kirk.

  • atheists and evolutionists make me sad... Just admit you dont want to believe in a god because then they would have to *gasp* follow his rules and be accountable for the times when they didnt.

  • @zestydude87 Just admit that you cling to the idea of a God because you lack the maturity to understand morality without a parental figure telling you what to do, you fear death and anything more complicated than a hymn or shouting 'Praise Jesus!' at everything makes your little brain hurt.

  • @zestydude87 I'd love for there to be a god. Then I would actually have to be accountable for my actions. Unlike you, who thinks believing in god equates to being held accountable for one's actions, I can't just pray and be issued a blanket forgiveness for everything without actually making amends for my actions. As an atheist, I have to be held accountable for my actions BY REAL PEOPLE, and if I mess up, I have to try and fix my mistakes, not ask some imaginary third party to do it for me.

  • You go Kirk! very well said

  • But the crocoduck is real, I saw it just the other day. It's with me when I go to sleep and it's with me when I wake up. I have a close, personal relationship with the crocoduck. Have a little faith Kirk and maybe it'll reveal itself to you. If not, well, the crocoduck works in mysterious ways.

  • The timing.... my God, this is perfect comedy.

    ...Wait, he was serious? No he wasn't, hahaha, yeah right.

  • this guy needs to read on darwins "transitional species" some more and actually READ THE WORDS ON THE PAGE rather than READING IT AND INTERPERATING IT IN HIS OWN WAY.

    i don't fully understand science, and evolution in particular. but even i understand that's just not possible.

  • .......what a dumbass

  • lul crocaduck

    kirk is a king troll trolling us all

  • this idiot is just making christians look stupid

  • @mcdinkity Did they ever need any help? Anyway, not all Christians- just evangelicals, especially literalist inerrantists.

  • if karma is real kirk, you are in deep trouble.

  • they found Anatosuchus, a crocodile with a duck shaped head. well cameron is owned

  • PLATYPUS!

  • @zadaa101 haha thats brilliant.

  • @zadaa101 Platypus is a mammal. It does not have a ducks bill.

    Creatards don't understand how evolution works so they want to mix modern species to make a 'transitional species''. Same thing with trying to cross a horse and a mule, they don't understand why the offspring is sterile. The ID-iots always have things backward.

  • @Kurtcameraman Wow, you're an idiot.

  • Thumbs up if you would use the platypus as a rebuttal to this thing :)

  • evolution isnt the combinaion of 2+ organims, it is a single species acquiring traits to fit survival.

  • 1. Darwin didn't say that.

    2. Evolution is not the number one alternative to God, it is the unifying scientific theory in biology. God does not unify biology to begin with, nor is God a science.

    3. Every fossil is a transitional form you dumb ass, that is what evolution implies.

    4. If we actually found a Crocoduck not only will evolution be disproved, so will Christianity. A Chimera type creature points toward Asian Gods or Greek Gods.

  • @SoapBushnell

    YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY BUT I AND EVERY OTHER TRUE CHRISTIAN WILL BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL

    LOL IT TOOK KIRK CAMERON 3 DAYS TO THINK UP THE CROCODUCK. IT TOOK KIRK CAMERON, A FORMER TEEN IDOL AND BRILLIANT THESPIAN OF SUCH FILMS SUCH AS LEFT BEHIND TO DISPROVE EVOLUTION.

    YEAH. IF EVOLUTION IS STILL A VIABLE THEORY HOW COME THERE IS NO CROCODUCK AND WHY IS THERE STILL MONKEYS? YEAH. YOU AIN'T GOT NO ANSWERS.

    FUCKING NERD.

    -KURT CAMERAMAN

  • @Kurtcameraman Dude, Capslock day was last month.And your argument is invalid on 30+ levels. You don't start a debate with "when you are burning in hell" that just shows your ignorance. Please click the red X in the top right corner as i have just revoked your internet license.

  • @inutichow

    FUCK YOU. YOU WILL NEVER NOW GODS LOVE MOTHERFUCKER

  • @Kurtcameraman Know*

  • @inutichow

    MEE MEE MEE I KNOW HOW TO SPEL KNOW

    FUCK YOU!!!11!!!

    -Kurt Cameraman

  • @Kurtcameraman Spell*

  • @Kurtcameraman if hell is were people like you wont be, then im glad im going

  • I wonder if its related to the silly goose?

  • Actually, abiogenesis is the real "alternative" to God, not evolution. It speaks volumes when the people debating this are unable to grasp such a simple, fundamental scientific concept. Evolution does NOT explain the origin of life on Earth, only its diversity through the mechanism of natural selection. If theists weren't getting their knickers in such a collective twist, they might just stop and think about that!

  • I'm almost.. feel embraced for him....

  • @ab330 I'm more inclined to feel EMBARRASSED for him. Maybe he could use a warm embrace though.

  • Im an atheist and i love this twat

  • Lol say it again, Kirk! I can't stop watching this, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life lol wtf

  • Idiot...

  • Something to note: Ancient fossils have been found showing animals that had both bill or beak and teeth. But no one would be dumb enough to call it a crocoduck other a silly creationist.

  • He should actually study evolution before using it in his arguments. I'm sure that he'd understand why there is no such thing as a crocoduck if he glanced upon a phylogenetic tree...before coming up with some other bulls**t argument.

  • I guess he has never seen a platypus...

  • @dyingfetus123 Of course not, there aren't any mentioned in the bible.

  • It takes a spedial kind of retard to buy into this guys shit.

  • Bill O'Reilly is nothing but a circle jerk show. He did it there because no-one would say anything against it. Anyone with even the FAINTEST grasp of what evolution is will immediately realize that one animal, say the duck, will never transition into say, a crocodile. What these idiots don't realize is that everything WASN'T made into its current form and then "jumping" back and forth into different species over time. And the kicker? They'll never understand either. Willfull ignorance is bliss.

  • "Nothing.... becoming something... blowing up becoming an organized everything just doesn't fit logic to me"

    That makes no sense to me neither. Lucky, that's not what the theory claims. At all. Even the initial, ancient molecule that predated RNA and DNA did not come from "nothing".

    Actually it's YOUR ancient superstition that says a bearded man in the sky made "everything out of nothing". That just doesn't fit logic to me!

  • There's something like that in Australia, it's called a platypus. It's a mamal but its appearance looks like a half duck half beaver. It has a bill and lays eggs but doesn't have feathers, instead it has fur like other mamals.

  • I know one thing. Kirk talks a " CROCKOSHIT " along with his mate Ray Comfort.

  • Its like he's trying to convince a kindergarten class. I wish there were a god to help this clown.

  • We never found a crocoduck. But we did find a CROCK O' SHIT! But what about the duck-billed platypus. It's part duck, part platy, and part pussy cat. NO? How do we know that ducks aren't platypus-billed birds. By the way, I hated you on Family Ties.

  • There may not be a crockoduck, but there _is_ an Otterduck. They are very popular in Australia... I think the scientific name is Platypus Maximus or something like that.

  • *facepalm*

    Cameron, you FUCKING moron. Archeopteryx?

  • I feel sad that people like this idiot are devolving back into primal goo.

    They came so far, got so near, then blew it and shut their brains down and reverted to becoming what they once were. Bubbling soup that likely looked and tasted like shit.

  • kirk is a "fuck-A-duck"

  • Fuck dem, Crocoducks getting into my meat compartment >.<

  • Well Kirk for starters, evolution is not an "alternative" to God. As a matter of fact, evolution (and science as a whole for that matter) is not an "alternative" to anything! Science does not care if God exists or not, science does not babble on the supernatural, it works on evidence, observation, experimentation, logics, and analysis. If a scientific theory by any means contradicts your dogma, so be it - sucks to be you mate.

    Evolution is as much an alternative to God as it is to football.

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  • I think I was bitten by a crocoduck once.

  • @C0mpr3ss i meant a duck with a crocs head

  • @C0mpr3ss if it looked like a dragon yeah i agree but kirks picture didnt look like that it was a croc with a ducks head....yeah really badass lmao

  • This 100% PROVES the lack of existence of a brain in Kirk Cameron's head.

  • Did he actually go on live TV with this? He must be so embarrased he can't leave his house. What a retard.

  • So there being nothing then somthing then blowing up and becoming an organised everything defies his logic? isn't that exactly what the bible says happend.......what a complete tard!

  • So there being nothing then somthing then blowing up and becoming an organised everything defies his logic? isn't that exactly what the bible says happend.......what a complete tard!

  • Why is a comedian doing a piece on evolution? What’s next 'The Marx Brothers' doing a piece on the latest Middle-East bombing campaign. ....

    OH, it’s FOX NEWS..... news channel for the retarded and miss informed...... I should have known.......

  • Wow, I didn't know KC got a degree in biology after his crappy show got cancelled. What next, an actor elected president?!?!

  • @splumer oh shit that happened too!!! Maybe its the apocalypse

  • 1. That's not how evolution works you creationist idiot

    2. Platypus much?

  • *of

  • It's a joke, people. Seriously, it's his own funny way of making a valid point that no evolutionist I've ever met has been able to counter. Looking at the fossil record and saying it proves evolution like it says in my Bio text book is like looking at a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle with a few of the edge pieces in place and saying it's a picture of a puppy in a basket.

  • @tHeEtHmAn18 no its not its like having thousands and jigsaw peices and accessing that it looks most likely that the jigsaw is of a puppy and nothing else

  • @tHeEtHmAn18 "Looking at the fossil record and saying it proves evolution like it says in my Bio text book is like looking at a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle with a...... "

    You must have a really old Biology text book, time to update it to one written in the 20th or better still 21st century – also search for links to Biologists and Palaeontologists university sites, they have updated papers on their studies. Try “Ventastega curonica and the origin of tetrapod morphology” for starters...

  • Just got my Crocoduck T-shirt. Thanks, Kirk

  • i think what he means is that "we have no species that show a crossing between two other speies. the crockoduck is a crockodile and a duck"

    he means that because there are no two crossings, evolution doesn't exist. but i dont get it though. if evolution doesnt exist, why are there many types of birds that are all exactly the same but have different peaks/peks/mouths (dont know how to say it)?

  • lamo. holy shit.

  • Wow! People like this exist!!!!

    WOW!!!!

    What a monumental idiot!

  • Platypus...Transition between a beaver, duck and an otter.

    FAIL!

  • America, if you intend to advance into the 21th century and not regress back into the 13th, you really need to eject all those states between New York and California.

  • He obviously doesn't understand the evolutionary theory.

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  • Fucking crocoducks, how do they work?

  • @raystinsky they would not, i mean the digestive system alone would not work, the head wont match the body it would suck in balance and the skin is nothing the same

  • @bjam89 I think they would not work because the government would give them a check for sitting on their fat feathered asses.

  • Lol one of these have already been discovered

    Anatosuchus

    look it up

    fucking hilarious how retarded religion is

  • @Zipito06 You equate religion with Kirk Cameron.

  • @raystinsky Of which their are no differences

  • @Zipito06 Kirk Cameron obviously is not religion.

  • @raystinsky Kirk Cameron is religion.

  • @Zipito06 Kirk Cameron is not religion.

  • The funny thing is, this numbnut thought he was scoring a rhetorical point and instead proved how truly clueless he is!

  • you people are just using small particles of the debates to justify your own ideias x) .. be open minded not to the fact that there was a crocoduck -.- but the point he's trying to make out of that .

  • The sheer level of stupidity and ignorance makes everyone who watches it dumber. Thanks Kirk.

  • Wait wait wait, how does not having a Crocoduck disprove evolution? O.o

    And how did he get his hands on a picture of a Crocoduck? I want one so bad!

  • IF THERES NO SUCH THING AS A CROCKODUCK, THEN WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT PHOTO OF IT FROM!!!

  • All hail CROCODUCK!!! Personally, I welcome Crocoduck as our new overlord!

  • My uncle was eaten by a crocoduck :(

  • I like how the crocoduck is a chimera and, if anything, would disprove evolution and justify the claims of a religious mythos or two.

  • the ironic thing is, if we ever found a fossil of a crocoduck it would disprove evolution

  • @ihmen

    No... not really...

  • @manstie yeah it would. a crocoduck would completely break phylogeny.

  • @ihmen

    well if a crockaduck was found it just means that a certain species has evolved in that way. The only thing it would do is stop kirk from using this retarded example.

  • @manstie no species could ever evolve like that because it would be have two unique features from two seperate lineages. if we ever found one of those, we wouldnt be able to classify it. it couldnt be classified as a bird because its got a crododile head and we couldnt classify it as crocodilla because its got a ducks body. it would be completely outside the entire evolutionary tree and we would have no idea how it got there.

  • @ihmen

    well if your talking about it in that way, i was just saying that it evolved to look like it had a crocodile head, and have a body to look like a duck.

    I wasn't looking at it as if it were litterally half crocodile half duck.

  • @ihmen apparently there is one look for it lol it was an animal back in prehistoric time

  • @randomjoe333333 need to give me the name. you cant just say "look for it" as there are millions of different species in "prehistoric times".

  • @ihmen i think its deleted but it features this clip then a clip from national geographic about a plastypus like creature with a croc mouth

  • @randomjoe333333 yeah but an ancient platypus like creature is not a chimera like a crocoduck is. the crocoduck has the head of a crocodile and the body of a duck. both of which are unique to two seperate lineages and for a single organism to have those both of those unique traits would be impossible to explain by by evolution.

  • @ihmen yes but as kirk cameron says "theres nothing like it" and that ancient pre historic creature has most parts of it minus the feathers

  • @randomjoe333333 lol thats a good thing that theres nothing like it, because it would break phylogeny. kirk is just too ignorant to know it.

  • @ihmen LLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • I guess Kirk doesn't realize that even his "religious" beliefs are indeed victims of that evil idea he calls evolution. He just believes they appeared out of no where. Little does he see how stupid he looks.

  • I wonder if he still believes this today.

  • I see the light kirk and it is coming from your ass....

  • we have transitional species everywhere, i am a transitional species between cavemen and the next level of human. tigers are a transitional species between ancient tigers and space tigers.

  • Haha! You guys are so funny bad mouthing him! His point was to show you how ridiculous it is! Geeze.. You guys are proving his point. He wasn't freaking serous. My God..

  • @KillTheFear Haha, your dumb if you think he is not serious, his trying to make a mockery of a science to give validation to his belief system, everyone here gets it retard....go stick bananas up a crock a ducks ass, i'm sure it will fit perfectly...

  • @GODDAMISM Really? wow.. you really put me in my place. ;)

  • @KillTheFear You really don't have much to say, except really and wow, I can say, the and uhh! Great conversation..enjoyed it...going to talk to people other than retarded cave like creatures.

  • @GODDAMISM you're so clever...

  • @GODDAMISM By the way, I loved your response! How you said everything I said to try and make it sound like you came up with it! You are very funny sir. Very very funny. ;)

  • @KillTheFear Yea...so were is the Crock a Jesus....nowhere, because its a Crock-O-Crap...

  • @GODDAMISM Wow, you sound so smart...

  • @KillTheFear Don't worry Jesus will save me...it must suck being so dumb..

  • Religious peoples are the scum of the earth.

  • haha CROCKODUCK! The level of stupidity is AMAZING! :-)

  • I still don't get it

  • Oh snap, a crocoduck, what a douche!

  • "Nothing becoming something blowing up and starting everything" he is just describing a Black hole...but probably he never heard about them.

  • We have transitional species between cold-blooded reptiles and dinosaurs, we have transitional species between dinosaurs and birds. Someone explain to me why creationists get to make up their own facts?

  • Newsflash: the fossil of an seabird with spiny pseudo-teeth has been found. It has been named pelagornis chilensis. Google it for pics.

  • hes just outright trying to mock evolution with that picture, a duck with a crocs head seriously wtf?!! when he thinks of a transitional species is that really what he envisions? natural selection would get rid of that monstrosity in 2 seconds flat

  • @bigmanoooo1

    Actually, the Crocoduck did exist! It was called Anatosuchus and Pelagornithidae.

  • @N00bcrunch3r was it a duck with a crocks head?

  • @bigmanoooo1

    No. It was more like a Crocodile with a duck-like head. The closest animal to the Crocoduck in terms of looks would probably be Velociraptor.

  • @N00bcrunch3r plus anatosuchus wasnt a transitional species between ducks and crocodiles, it was just a crocodile with a snout slightly resembling a ducks bill

  • Lets say that crocoducks DID exists. He then would have presented a picture of a hybrid of a crocoduck and some other animal. No matter what version of the world we would be in (which would be worlds either inhabitated by crocoducks or not), there are still things that doesn't exist because, well simply because they dont exist... Its just fucking nonsense that doesn't hold anything or go anywhere.

  • @Tulljfette A crocodudk does not exist because it does not fit on the 'tree of life''

    If one did, it would prove evolution wrong, that is how 'backwards' creationists have it.

  • One word, Kirk..Platypus.

  • You can't find a crocoduck in the fossil record because the only specimens are still living: most of today's musicians. In my opinion, crocoducks sound extremely annoying and look quite ugly as well.

  • In what shape or form is evolution the alternative to god?

  • @japanesejew123 God isnt an option to take in account for science (for the momment) cause nothing appoints in that direction.

    Evolution doesnt seem to need a god, no evidence of a supernatural power has been detected yet.

    God only is a personnal alternative for people that need him.

  • Why do creationists keep rolling out the idea of a "crocoduck"?... it's ridiculous to think about it in those terms... but then again, a transitional form between a reptile and a bird?... isn't that an "archaeopteryx" ?? sheesh!

  • Taking the piss surely.

    2 Questions

    Why would a crocodile need to fly?

    Why would a duck need 70 teeth?

  • What if God is a crocoduck and that's why we can't see either of them?

  • Kirk is just a tool, he cant be so stupid.

  • @GabrielFane You're a dumbass. Okay, you need to do some research on what many scientist called proof for their theories back then, and how they've been proven wrong now. Then in many years it will be proven a different way by other scientist. Some scientist proof the 9/11 attack was a controled demolition by the chemicals they found in the debris, and other scientist have proof that it wasn't. You just pick which idea suits you best.

  • @GabrielFane Science is always changing it's mind, becuase most of them are full of shit. I do agree with some science. Look at science back in the 1800's and 1900's and see what they were calling facts. The stuff scientist call facts now will be looked back on from people in the future and laughed at. Scientist are people like you and me giving our opinions, and coming up with something we call facts. These maybe facts to some people, but their opinions to others.

  • @GabrielFane Yes, their are morons who say that. How the fuck can you prove something from 6 or 7 million years ago. It's not possible. There are also scientist that said they found some cloth that Jesus wore over his face, so now they know what he looks like. Are we to believe that? Fuck no. Scientist also said in the 1800's that we would never invent something that could fly throught the sky if it's heavier than air. Wow, I think we call those airplanes, jets, helicopters. MORON!

  • @GabrielFane I never even heard of conservapedia. I get my information from books that agree that evolution is real. I'm open to anything people find, and I never seen any 100% proof for anything that people believe. I do not try to prove what I believe, because I know it can't be proven. They say it's proven humans evolved from primates 50,000 yrs. ago, but nothing can be proven from that long ago. You're very ignorant to assume I don't know anything about evolution.

  • @GabrielFane No, your a joke. I've researched evolution, and read everything about what Charles Darwin said. It's nothing but a bunch of bullshit that will never be proven. You're making fun of people for there beliefs, and we're making fun of you for your theories. You think you're right and we are stupid, and we think we are right and you're stupid. You're doing the same thing we do, but you're just to ignorant to see that.

  • I would love to see him get a Darwin award.