#6: One of the players steps inside the penalty area before the kick is taken and the Referee makes you repeat the penalty kick. Start again from #1 :D
If the kicker hits the post he is not allowed to participate in the play until someone else touches the ball. So not everyone can go after it in certain cases
#6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.
#7: The penalty kick taker can pass the ball forward and his team mate can run from behind and shoot!
#6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.
he can't be serious that's obvious....The most possible thing is that he didn't know what to do to spend some quality time...That's why he uploaded this pathetic video...No other explanation
The rules are actually that if the ball strikes the frame of the goal and no other players he cannot kick the ball until someone else touches it or it goes out of play :)
@DarkDodo1337 On any restart, including PKs, if the player who puts the ball in play touches the ball a second time before it has touched another player, an IFK will be awarded to the other team at the spot of the two touch.
@DarkDodo1337 Uh, that's pretty standard basic knowledge of the laws of the the game. You can't "two touch" on a restart. On any restart, including PKs, if the player who puts the ball in play touches the ball a second time before it has touched another player, an IFK will be awarded to the other team at the spot of the two touch. Not bullpoo at all.
just two things SS that stands for SOCCER SUCKS
HOCKEYKING9916 1 week ago
Or the keeper can catch the ball...
cheezedudle 1 month ago
thumbs up if you disliked
mrstarwarsiscrap 1 month ago
so, is this a tutorial video? what the hell is it?
bassdegroot 1 month ago
There are actually two instances.
#1: Score
#2: Miss
tlch7897 2 months ago 3
but there is one thing goalies can actually catch the ball
JusticeKP011 2 months ago
#6: One of the players steps inside the penalty area before the kick is taken and the Referee makes you repeat the penalty kick. Start again from #1 :D
SuperNitzi 3 months ago 2
well... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
superpongo89 3 months ago
The keepers more interesting than the actual guy talking
StormDragoonX199 3 months ago
Press 4 then 6 to say fuking whore
jusenfeida 3 months ago 3
Great, an American telling me how to play football.
Itsapenalty 3 months ago 3
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This guy is a knob.
pincer68 3 months ago
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pincer68 3 months ago
?wtf mate is the goaler so stupid?
MrInterfc1908 3 months ago
If the kicker hits the post he is not allowed to participate in the play until someone else touches the ball. So not everyone can go after it in certain cases
ExGMomentum 3 months ago 2
@ExGMomentum thank you i was gonna say that but just couldnt be bothered
x0jacko0x 3 months ago
Fuck broooooooooo didn't know helped me so much thanks a lot!
Super6931 3 months ago
no shit sherlock
C0dgamin 3 months ago
or you can hit the keeper or woodwork and still get the goal
riley2010ish 3 months ago
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Do you think we are stupid???
footballfansnoobs 3 months ago
140.000 Videos o.O!!!!!!!???????????
Zowar99 3 months ago
#6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.
#7: The penalty kick taker can pass the ball forward and his team mate can run from behind and shoot!
harland87 4 months ago
#6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.
harland87 4 months ago
are americans really that think they need lessons in playing football?
XboxGamerHub 4 months ago
this has to be fake
makes me wanna do a tutorial on 'baseballing' though
Assface2k 4 months ago
lol this is shit and so is he he missed from 2 yards out
MattSmith987 4 months ago
wtf are you talking about?!
thecommentor14595 4 months ago
rofl u suck at soccer
hodsebodse 4 months ago
WTF?
XXgippoXX 4 months ago
Out of bounds, the ball is live... what the fuck!!!
AngloHuscarl 4 months ago
FAIL!
AhmetMoustafapasa 5 months ago
thats completely stupid the object is to score goals it is not neccesary to make a prepared play in a PENALTI!!! you just kick the ball in
a4x5e2l3 5 months ago
what a mong!!!
Bobster1996 5 months ago
lol americans.. this video title should be edited
zjice 5 months ago
he can't be serious that's obvious....The most possible thing is that he didn't know what to do to spend some quality time...That's why he uploaded this pathetic video...No other explanation
ntenhmarkora 5 months ago
noob
omonialaosprota8lima 5 months ago
dude get a life my grandma nows tht shit
essthapeace 5 months ago 2
football is better than basket
subzero7458 5 months ago
OOOO REALY???? ARE SERIUS?? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!
TheSlimLP 5 months ago
Yaa american don't anything about football
TheJoshIad 5 months ago
americanos explicando como jugar al "soccer" deprimente
1997deg 5 months ago
Okay Americans are fucking shit at FOOTBALL ( not soccer ) so dont even give advice about FOOTBALL !!
CR40275 5 months ago
IF U KICK THE BALL AND IT HITS THE POST AND THEN U KICK IT AGAIN. THEN ITS FOUL FOR THE OPPOSING WITH A FREE KICK FOR THEM. CUNT
godsleayerr 5 months ago
THIS IS ROCKETSCIENCE
cmostrup 5 months ago
I know these guys, Simon and Garfunkel..they sing better than play.
SirRetku 5 months ago
que deprimente....
asociaciongutshydo 5 months ago
mas que raio é isto???
brodriguessoares 5 months ago
im american and this is embarassing -_-
MMAFAN21 5 months ago
He never mentioned the fact that he can't kick it again if it deflects off the crossbar or post... fucking newfag.
Nutterres 5 months ago
great goalie
gragonith13 5 months ago
or five could hit the post
gragonith13 5 months ago
or four the keeper could catch the ball..........fucking moron
Anfield89Gooner 5 months ago
co to kurwa za cioty....
timonXII 5 months ago
the person taking the penalty cant get the rebound if the goalie touches it u fuckin tard
notdumbassskye 5 months ago
Fuck Nub!
boobiize 5 months ago
NOOB
Handballer97 5 months ago
tackle that dude
maplehead2 5 months ago
IT's FOOTBALL! Not fucking soccer..
WhatTheFork 5 months ago 78
@WhatTheFork
It depends where you are from.. -,-
VencoBg 3 months ago
@WhatTheFork im pretty sure its called soccer and futbol in other countrys
imkennypowers10 3 months ago
@WhatTheFork it's called north america
there is no probleme with that
endcuber 3 months ago
@WhatTheFork
*facepalm*
SOCCER IN AMERICA/EUROPE
FOOTBALL IN AMERICA
FOOTBALL IN EUROPE
breimeris 1 day ago
this guy should be put down....
Sipep3 5 months ago 11
all american suck playing football, like i suck speaking english
TheSalva9395 5 months ago
you suck
ovann9 5 months ago
The rules are actually that if the ball strikes the frame of the goal and no other players he cannot kick the ball until someone else touches it or it goes out of play :)
johnjohnqwertyqwerty 5 months ago 3
I ment "this". I´m not a retard with small brains.
Lampardi 5 months ago
Is this guy is umbelievable! Where is all that information coming out?
Lampardi 5 months ago
you missed the OR YOU CAN SHOVE THE BALL UP YOUR ASS
zurmac 5 months ago
what the glorious fuck is this??????
sd1471 5 months ago
the goals the wrong way around :D
bUFFERY96 5 months ago
or the keeper can catch it.
teevanlad2k11 5 months ago
no fucking shit chure luck
HuMaNraBBiez 5 months ago
he's not even correct in what he's saying, if it hits the woodwork the penalty taker is not allowed to hit the rebound....
rmc555am 5 months ago
I look at this video to laugh at the Yanks.
mirwin931 5 months ago
everyday im shufflin
sonrisas30 5 months ago
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"It's a free for all", Love it!!
SM1873 5 months ago
.....
#4: The Keeper Saves but pushes it wide
#5: The Keeper Saves and keeps hold of it
adsharpy 5 months ago 25
OMG, Fellaini is smarter than i thought -.-
tks94 5 months ago
Haahahaah the like/dislike ratio is worse than friday from rebecca black!
santeenl 5 months ago
wow i admire you soo much nah id rather screw ur mum
stracker792 5 months ago
man, he's good
141nation 5 months ago
im sure the goal is round the wrong way
TheJakoWako 5 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
"It's a free for all" haha
lmbarca1942 6 months ago
you r look like my grandma kicking the ball the brazillians are the best players of soccer... desist with this shit american idiot
re5umbrella 6 months ago
americans can play basketball but FOOTBALL is OURS
gunotthegame1 6 months ago
If it's hits the bar or post the taker can't touch the ball.
GeorgeBennett92 6 months ago 2
i laughed in the face of this video hahaha thank you captain obvious
mart1ngunn95 6 months ago
this helped me a lot, thank you! :|
ajstyles02 6 months ago
the keeper can catch the ball and the keeper can also punch it out for a corner
MrMakerG 6 months ago
what about if the keeper saves it and you get a corner?
The4clowncorp 6 months ago
Does this guy think we are retarded ?
theanushot 6 months ago
he never even scored ffs
AbbzEmz 6 months ago
Well, the keeper can also catch the ball?
nicklasbraemhoej 6 months ago
this is telling us stuff u shuld no
bashhykaka 6 months ago
Actually, if the ball rebounds off the post or crossbar, you are not allowed to score, someone else has to touch it first
crackspider101 6 months ago
u probally play baseball for a living fagggot
mrbacotaconator 6 months ago
this is hilarious
awojciak 6 months ago
or what if the goalie catches it and sends it to his fowards
TheZoomZoom333 6 months ago
i wish i could kick a ball that hard
soccerheat23 6 months ago
lol @ soccer expert description...
airdryr 6 months ago
He didn't even it all right - if the ball comes back off the post, it isn't 'live' for everyone: the pk taker can't touch it until someone else has.
RobertPaulJackson 6 months ago
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this is fucking embarrassing
iwatchvids520 6 months ago 2
or number 4, you slice it out for a throw in
jdthunder666 6 months ago
Are u kidding me?
Eteesteban 6 months ago
hahaha he is the football guru of all time
DanteXxNaruto 6 months ago
This is so stupid.
ThisMomentIsHeated 6 months ago
fuck you!!!
1CHOCOSHOW 6 months ago
i thought this would show how to score on a deflection , apparently it just shows that the ball might come back into play if the goalie touches it.
RSFichZ 6 months ago
Yeh I guess you don't need to explain what could happen when taking a penalty kick :S
fifagast 6 months ago
he missed on the deflection. dumbfuck
1995manutd 6 months ago
dur
skillfulbro 6 months ago
how boring!!!
MrSgefreak97 6 months ago
it's football dick head!!
GMighty123 6 months ago
This are 5 Metres ^^
B34TxPRINC3 6 months ago
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B34TxPRINC3 6 months ago
Ale pzida hahhaahhahhahaha !!
MultiCarlosik 6 months ago
hey dumbass you can touch it once you taken the kick only the ppl on the outside can
pokeybud 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"it's a free for all" haha
kezwagon 6 months ago
i'm surprised this guy had his shoes on the right feet....
jaypens92 6 months ago
this is fucking vile
whiskyhands 6 months ago
^raphael kifer
break67tkt 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
shut up faggot
rockmoresoccer 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Its a free for all!
smooveau 6 months ago
u r a fucking idiot
golazo1974 6 months ago
QUE BOSTA
WHAT'S THE FUCKING HELL
rrmartins1 6 months ago
Americans should just stick to baseball
RobbieGordon1 6 months ago 85
@RobbieGordon1 Like Britain is any good. Go buy some fish and chips with your silly pounds! UK is a great place for homosexuals!
vandendriessched 6 months ago
@vandendriessched you sound like a ten year old.
edconcarni 6 months ago
@RobbieGordon1 football americano
SyracuseLax09 5 months ago
For the first half of the video the goalkeeper looks like he's constipated.
MrOlympuse410 6 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
mikele06 6 months ago
This goaltender is the next Iker Cassilas.
theauraofawesomeness 6 months ago
THIS GUY SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesomesnoopy 6 months ago 2
aha, learn what is soccer - a fast guide to Americans!
sumittechkgp 6 months ago
nahhhh i dont believe you
elinvador 6 months ago
is this supposed to be funny?
golfroomtv 6 months ago
Messi was thought by ExpertVillage.
TheFBIrecords 6 months ago
corner....?
RSRWCE 6 months ago
what do you mean free for all its a team deathmatch :D
mrjimbob245 6 months ago 2
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!
Daftchild89 6 months ago
you know when somethings wrong when the goal is the wrong way
dusters94 6 months ago
i noticed
ghettohoho 6 months ago
If it hits the post/bar the taker can't hit it again without someone else touching it first. VIDEO FAIL
abcisthealphabet 6 months ago
ło kurwa kierunki im się pojebały
ivo19273 6 months ago
what an loooooser !!!
Skabou 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.is FOOTBALL not soccer.
2. you can't make football tutorials because you suck dick.
3. go home and play fifa.
valbacc 6 months ago
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valbacc 6 months ago
thank you captin obviouse
SurfersDudes 6 months ago
thanks for teachin me what happens when i shoot a ball
iNukedJewland 6 months ago
professional reff right here
blackmamba2u 6 months ago
americans say thanks!
imtheman1213 6 months ago
this is like the soccerish rebecca black.
mardthedino 6 months ago
@mardthedino the FOOTBALLISH rebecca black.
welikemusic32 6 months ago
and now we know why they lost to Japan through penaltys
JakFordLane 6 months ago
aaaaaawww so THAT'S how it is ! .. I always wondered what a penalty kick was like
Zennairrr 6 months ago
Shoot me!
JuniorX 6 months ago
you suck
SantiagoBoy14 6 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AWESOME!!!
fuck you!
pillampel22 6 months ago
What... the hell, is that? Seriously. Its not even funny. Or useful. Speechless.
modFilmsGermany 6 months ago
this guy taught ronaldo everything he knows
Thrylos911 6 months ago 72
@Thrylos911 that would be nothing then
TomMfc1876 6 months ago
The goals are not backwards. it's a double sided goal. if you look at the back of it you fool.
Simpoooslice 6 months ago
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Chillspaten 6 months ago
why the fuck would u make this video? im livid right now
mikethalassitis 6 months ago
You forgot a key point if the taker hits the post and it hasn't touched the keeper or any other place first the kicker can't put the rebound in.
Cashback13 6 months ago
wow what a retard , did you forget that the golie can save it retard (catch it) lol
geneticreaper1 6 months ago
This guy is such a retard! I mean really!
In all of his videos, he look stupid!
Itomypod 6 months ago
two times fail
Monajangronik 6 months ago
if you hit 3 over and over it looks like hes trying to start a lawnmower
soccertwnty47 6 months ago
if it hits the frame the penalty taker can't touch it until someone else has, just like a free kick.
whitecapsfchassli 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheCasvC 6 months ago
that's why americans can't win
Amberdapit08 6 months ago
WTF ?!
dimaan777 6 months ago
Dude, if it bounces of the post you may want to let someone else touch it before you do :)
dave5511 6 months ago
@dave5511 why
DarkDodo1337 6 months ago
@DarkDodo1337 On any restart, including PKs, if the player who puts the ball in play touches the ball a second time before it has touched another player, an IFK will be awarded to the other team at the spot of the two touch.
dave5511 6 months ago
@dave5511 That's bullpoo! No such rule exists in modern Football.
DarkDodo1337 4 months ago
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@DarkDodo1337 Uh, that's pretty standard basic knowledge of the laws of the the game. You can't "two touch" on a restart. On any restart, including PKs, if the player who puts the ball in play touches the ball a second time before it has touched another player, an IFK will be awarded to the other team at the spot of the two touch. Not bullpoo at all.
dave5511 4 months ago
i don't know why there's so many dislikes this vid made me laugh my ass off
leafsboy101 6 months ago
@leafsboy101 i agree i find them very funny :P
IAmtheBallrus 6 months ago
you call him an expert?
9kevin 6 months ago
wow I never knew you could miss a penalty until this video! i'm giving this a thumbs up!
JamieHeartsSlayer 6 months ago
what an useful information
kstubid motherfucker
0544419195 6 months ago