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  • just two things SS that stands for SOCCER SUCKS

  • Or the keeper can catch the ball...

  • thumbs up if you disliked

  • so, is this a tutorial video? what the hell is it?

  • There are actually two instances.

    #1: Score

    #2: Miss

  • but there is one thing goalies can actually catch the ball

  • #6: One of the players steps inside the penalty area before the kick is taken and the Referee makes you repeat the penalty kick. Start again from #1 :D

  • well... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!­!!!!

  • The keepers more interesting than the actual guy talking

  • Press 4 then 6 to say fuking whore

  • Great, an American telling me how to play football.

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  • ?wtf mate is the goaler so stupid?

  • If the kicker hits the post he is not allowed to participate in the play until someone else touches the ball. So not everyone can go after it in certain cases

  • @ExGMomentum thank you i was gonna say that but just couldnt be bothered

  • Fuck broooooooooo didn't know helped me so much thanks a lot!

  • no shit sherlock

  • or you can hit the keeper or woodwork and still get the goal

  • 140.000 Videos o.O!!!!!!!???????????

  • #6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.

    #7: The penalty kick taker can pass the ball forward and his team mate can run from behind and shoot!

  • #6: The ball hits the post without the keeper touching it and bounces straight into the path of the penalty kick taker. He is not allowed, i repeat, NOT ALLOWED to touch the ball again till another player has touched it.

  • are americans really that think they need lessons in playing football?

  • this has to be fake

    makes me wanna do a tutorial on 'baseballing' though

  • lol this is shit and so is he he missed from 2 yards out

  • wtf are you talking about?!

  • rofl u suck at soccer

  • WTF?

  • Out of bounds, the ball is live... what the fuck!!!

  • FAIL!

  • thats completely stupid the object is to score goals it is not neccesary to make a prepared play in a PENALTI!!! you just kick the ball in

  • what a mong!!!

  • lol americans.. this video title should be edited

  • he can't be serious that's obvious....The most possible thing is that he didn't know what to do to spend some quality time...That's why he uploaded this pathetic video...No other explanation

  • noob

  • dude get a life my grandma nows tht shit

  • football is better than basket

  • OOOO REALY???? ARE SERIUS?? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!

  • Yaa american don't anything about football

  • americanos explicando como jugar al "soccer" deprimente

  • Okay Americans are fucking shit at FOOTBALL ( not soccer ) so dont even give advice about FOOTBALL !!

  • IF U KICK THE BALL AND IT HITS THE POST AND THEN U KICK IT AGAIN. THEN ITS FOUL FOR THE OPPOSING WITH A FREE KICK FOR THEM. CUNT

  • THIS IS ROCKETSCIENCE

  • I know these guys, Simon and Garfunkel..they sing better than play.

  • que deprimente....

    

  • mas que raio é isto???

  • im american and this is embarassing -_-

  • He never mentioned the fact that he can't kick it again if it deflects off the crossbar or post... fucking newfag.

  • great goalie

  • or five could hit the post

  • or four the keeper could catch the ball..........fucking moron

  • co to kurwa za cioty....

  • the person taking the penalty cant get the rebound if the goalie touches it u fuckin tard

  • Fuck Nub!

  • NOOB

    

  • tackle that dude

  • IT's FOOTBALL! Not fucking soccer..

  • @WhatTheFork

    It depends where you are from.. -,-

  • @WhatTheFork im pretty sure its called soccer and futbol in other countrys

  • @WhatTheFork it's called north america

    there is no probleme with that

    

  • @WhatTheFork

    *facepalm*

    SOCCER IN AMERICA/EUROPE

    FOOTBALL IN AMERICA

    FOOTBALL IN EUROPE

  • this guy should be put down....

  • all american suck playing football, like i suck speaking english

  • you suck

  • The rules are actually that if the ball strikes the frame of the goal and no other players he cannot kick the ball until someone else touches it or it goes out of play :)

  • I ment "this". I´m not a retard with small brains.

  • Is this guy is umbelievable! Where is all that information coming out?

  • you missed the OR YOU CAN SHOVE THE BALL UP YOUR ASS

  • what the glorious fuck is this??????

  • the goals the wrong way around :D

  • or the keeper can catch it.

  • no fucking shit chure luck

  • he's not even correct in what he's saying, if it hits the woodwork the penalty taker is not allowed to hit the rebound....

    

  • I look at this video to laugh at the Yanks.

  • everyday im shufflin

  • .....

    #4: The Keeper Saves but pushes it wide

    #5: The Keeper Saves and keeps hold of it

  • OMG, Fellaini is smarter than i thought -.-

  • Haahahaah the like/dislike ratio is worse than friday from rebecca black!

  • wow i admire you soo much nah id rather screw ur mum

  • man, he's good

    

  • im sure the goal is round the wrong way

  • you r look like my grandma kicking the ball the brazillians are the best players of soccer... desist with this shit american idiot

  • americans can play basketball but FOOTBALL is OURS

  • If it's hits the bar or post the taker can't touch the ball.

  • i laughed in the face of this video hahaha thank you captain obvious

  • this helped me a lot, thank you! :|

  • the keeper can catch the ball and the keeper can also punch it out for a corner

  • what about if the keeper saves it and you get a corner?

  • Does this guy think we are retarded ?

  • he never even scored ffs

  • Well, the keeper can also catch the ball?

  • this is telling us stuff u shuld no

  • Actually, if the ball rebounds off the post or crossbar, you are not allowed to score, someone else has to touch it first

  • u probally play baseball for a living fagggot

  • this is hilarious

  • or what if the goalie catches it and sends it to his fowards

  • i wish i could kick a ball that hard

  • lol @ soccer expert description...

  • He didn't even it all right - if the ball comes back off the post, it isn't 'live' for everyone: the pk taker can't touch it until someone else has.

  • or number 4, you slice it out for a throw in

  • Are u kidding me? 

  • hahaha he is the football guru of all time

  • This is so stupid.

  • fuck you!!!

  • i thought this would show how to score on a deflection , apparently it just shows that the ball might come back into play if the goalie touches it.

  • Yeh I guess you don't need to explain what could happen when taking a penalty kick :S

  • he missed on the deflection. dumbfuck

  • dur

  • how boring!!!

  • it's football dick head!!

  • This are 5 Metres ^^

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  • Ale pzida hahhaahhahhahaha !!

  • hey dumbass you can touch it once you taken the kick only the ppl on the outside can

  • i'm surprised this guy had his shoes on the right feet....

  • this is fucking vile

  • ^raphael kifer

    

  • u r a fucking idiot

  • QUE BOSTA

    WHAT'S THE FUCKING HELL

  • Americans should just stick to baseball

  • @RobbieGordon1 Like Britain is any good. Go buy some fish and chips with your silly pounds! UK is a great place for homosexuals!

  • @vandendriessched you sound like a ten year old.

  • @RobbieGordon1 football americano

  • For the first half of the video the goalkeeper looks like he's constipated.

  • WHAT THE FUCK!?!

  • This goaltender is the next Iker Cassilas.

  • THIS GUY SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • aha, learn what is soccer - a fast guide to Americans!

  • nahhhh i dont believe you

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • Messi was thought by ExpertVillage.

  • corner....?

  • what do you mean free for all its a team deathmatch :D

  • gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll­lllll!

  • you know when somethings wrong when the goal is the wrong way

  • i noticed

  • If it hits the post/bar the taker can't hit it again without someone else touching it first. VIDEO FAIL

  • ło kurwa kierunki im się pojebały

  • what an loooooser !!!

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  • thank you captin obviouse

  • thanks for teachin me what happens when i shoot a ball

  • professional reff right here

  • americans say thanks!

  • this is like the soccerish rebecca black.

  • @mardthedino the FOOTBALLISH rebecca black.

  • and now we know why they lost to Japan through penaltys

  • aaaaaawww so THAT'S how it is ! .. I always wondered what a penalty kick was like

  • Shoot me!

  • you suck

    

  • OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH  AWESOME!!!

    fuck you!

  • What... the hell, is that? Seriously. Its not even funny. Or useful. Speechless.

  • this guy taught ronaldo everything he knows

  • @Thrylos911 that would be nothing then

  • The goals are not backwards. it's a double sided goal. if you look at the back of it you fool.

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  • why the fuck would u make this video? im livid right now

  • You forgot a key point if the taker hits the post and it hasn't touched the keeper or any other place first the kicker can't put the rebound in.

  • wow what a retard , did you forget that the golie can save it retard (catch it) lol

  • This guy is such a retard! I mean really!

    In all of his videos, he look stupid!

  • two times fail

  • if you hit 3 over and over it looks like hes trying to start a lawnmower

  • if it hits the frame the penalty taker can't touch it until someone else has, just like a free kick.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • that's why americans can't win

  • WTF ?!

  • Dude, if it bounces of the post you may want to let someone else touch it before you do :)

  • @dave5511 why

    

  • @DarkDodo1337 On any restart, including PKs, if the player who puts the ball in play touches the ball a second time before it has touched another player, an IFK will be awarded to the other team at the spot of the two touch.

  • @dave5511 That's bullpoo! No such rule exists in modern Football.

  • i don't know why there's so many dislikes this vid made me laugh my ass off

  • @leafsboy101 i agree i find them very funny :P

  • you call him an expert?

  • wow I never knew you could miss a penalty until this video! i'm giving this a thumbs up!

  • what an useful information

    kstubid motherfucker