Skate Witches

[creatrixZBD]

funny shiz..

[snusmumriken232]

28 people don't have rats

[MultiGakka]

independently from gender as well.

[MultiGakka]

these are not 2011's witches... How you can make difference? By their clothing. Modern world has skulls, love heart, death or deadly writings on it and signs like freemasons' signs... beware of them or tell them not to wear, even if they don't know what they're wearing. Plain ones are the good ones Iu say. But you decide!!!! Of course...

[zander747]

She only skates between the hours of 11:59pm and 12:01am.

[DOGTOWNDON]

Weak!!! My Mom skates better that these posers...after z-boys back in the 80's in DOGTOWN it was the JAKS (Alva was pres. local chapter see movie THRASHIN'...JAKS played the DAGGERS) and the girls were known as THE HAGS!!! At end of this vid...one girl just WALKS away with her board (if you ain't rollin...you're just strollin')...WEAK!!!

[Whoragami]

@DOGTOWNDON she only skates at midnight. wimpy boy skateboarders don't understand such complicated things.

[DOGTOWNDON]

@Whoragami I feel I should not need to respond to that kind of pompous drivel, but here it is. Midnight???!!! LOL...You'd do better just sitting in a field at that time of night waiting for the "Great Pumpkin" than skating. Next you'll say it's "too dark" at that time to get footage of her ripping up the FLATLANDS in her outdated 80's garb. Again... I say WEAK!!!

[Whoragami]

@DOGTOWNDON dude, chill out! it's a work of fiction. that was filmed in the 80s. how dumb are you?

[jadwyga]

One of the coolest things I have seen in a while HAHAHAHA

[tralalapublicity]

love these wicked witches!

[BobBX542]

I almost forgot how much everyone loved skateboarding in the eighties.

[seemadick]

only idiots or dim-witted twats would wanna be em'. seriously. like wtf does ''skate witches'' even mean? witches who skate? lolno, fuck off.

[Diandralafford]

Skate witches? Moar liek skate bitches! OH duh da pa!

[PowellShredder666]

WOW....TERRIBLE TERRIBLE acting

[ftwelve12]

College sucked

[CassettePlaya1]

Someone get Elissa Steamer and Lyn-Z Adam Hawkins to show these bitches how it properly done. Then we'll see if they beg to differ afterwards.

[MooWooCartoons]

i dig it

[Keithisill]

Yeah, skate or die, speak English or die, fuckin' gleam the cube, and stay off the porch!

[Keithisill]

Yeah, skate and destroy!

[bafk3t]

how is the film called excaclty?skate wicthes?

[sethzky77]

Damn mongo foot pushing dikes.........

[ohio1968javelin]

Damn this is cool sk8 tough or go home!!!!!!!

[DeathSquadDesign]

Skate witches? More like sandwiches, which you should be in the kitchen making.

[kingassclown666]

@DeathSquadDesign loserrrr

[heckyeahitis]

I like the part where the girls act tough

[jacquie4499]

@heckyeahitis

I like the whole thing also.

[plotbox]

That is a good i.d. Diag, Michigan, 1986.

[finksc]

This looks like the location is the Diag on Michigan's Ann Arbor campus. Can anyone confirm this?

[plotbox]

@finksc indeed it is.

[xxxxxxxjorge]

this is stupid but i really like it.

[VicRules666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexafish]

These girls are soo badass!

[deadxshay]

ooh what song is that?

[TeamZissouMember]

*Push

[Aspenfash899]

@TeamZissouMember is this a movie?

[thewickedrobot]

1:17 I love how frank he is.

[punkcho77hp]

excelente video ¿quien me podria decir cual es el tema de fondo?

[numnutth]

i would have kinky sex with these girls

[Scoo]

By all that is unholy, I love me some Skate Witches!

[dancinmonkey2000]

Epic. Changed my life

*Infinity thumbs up*

[sozamaria]

fuckin hilarious.... i love it....,i wanna be skate witch and have a rat and only skate at midnite....fuckin funny shit dude! i wonder where the skate witches are now???

[PuddlesOfGore]

I think I found my future wifes

[punkj7]

how do you make a video look like from the 80's? do you use a special effect or use an 80s camera

[antimax]

@punkj7 you realize that some videos were actually made IN the 80's...? This seems genuine to me, ha.

[o0zing0o]

What is this from?

[VigilKilroy]

that was hilarious

[estreet2007]

totally ridiculous --"

[TheKrottyKid]

Ha ha, I miss the eighties.



[gothicgolly]

hey she nicked my misfits top....

[mikesxdestroy]

Beautiful Kodachrome! I wish they still manufactured stock. The t-64 ektachrome just ain't the same...

[chacararider]

SKATE WITCHES RULES!!! I LL LET EM ALL DO ME A BLOWJOB

[tankgirl21]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 

[babyshaker90210]

I'd totally bang the two. Not the one with the mullet though. They're probably like 200 by now though

[stevekosareff]

Please skate at my place!!

[hecoenmexico]

dont fuck with the witches

[CHIHUAHUAconda]

WOW i need to see this hahahaha

[youthkorps82]

this fuckin rules

[elvar18]

queen witch looks like braydon szafranski

[iamtaychan]

Corney

[fixomytosis]

Fuck. Yes. This is me.

[Jauwp]

1941: Citizen Kane

1962: Lawrence of Arabia

1972: The Godfather

1986: Skate Witches

[EwBriii]

@Jauwp LOL.

[SquareJawProductions]

i wanna b lik dis

[douchebag21]

FAIL !!!!!!

[jonnyd89]

wank material

[1225hubbard]

That Queen witch can ride by my house every night at midnight as long as she stops in for some BOOM BOOM action

[sMoKiNg80z]

i only ride at midnight

[cmtmarble]

Watch THE Who,s Sally Simson Sister,s Rock On...!

[kukizen]

Rat oot !

[SLiMDiXON]

You gotta check out the Dad Hand's song by the same title. Totally inspired by these babes on boards.

[tikemalecki]

you pussy ass skateboarder, just lay on the ground while some bitch rides off on your piece of wood hahahahaha

[amebachaos]

So 80's...amazing!

[11stoutd]

They cant even skate this has to be a joke.

[gag75]

don't care if its just a skit, what beautiful people. <3

[namdorelocin]

bahahahaha...jenny parker is my university professor now hehehe...i wonder how many of her past and present students have seen this...

[halfacig]

Thats pretty cool. What's ur class like?

[Chocolate7Puma]

omg what the hell is that? -.-

[ggood84]

OMG, not only are they stupid, but completely unoriginal! They obviously saw the newspaper and T.V. coverage of MY all-girl skate gang, The Hags, from 1984!

[halfhalfandhalf]

i remember u guys! u were tuff as shit.

[ckruberducky]

they push like noobies

[HenryJThomas]

Misfits shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gresaaa]

they're so cooool and 'ardd

[NefariousSpineLizard]

*Shove*

*Dies*

[XxJukesxX]

I've never wanted to punch women before.

[lucykisielewska]

lol

[IShutupayouface]

skate bitches lol

[urban1413]

this is pretty dumb....

[RabbitsInDocs]

"but we have our standards, if you dont have a rat, you cant be one of us"

swas..

love the attitude!

[pioughd87]

0:48

*gets pushed off skateboard moving 4 mph

*is dead

[bgsk8]

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO RETARDED XD

[celerytime]

i feel sorry for anyone who "begs to differ" with them

[wasteofwebspace]

I <3 the girl in the misfit shirt

[betojanz]

fucking cool

[AWorldFullOfIdiots]

"we take NO crap fron NO one!" doesn't that mean that they would take ANY Crap from ANYone?

[hawanja]

Skate Witches is my new gang.

[HaydenYouTube]

Is the queen skate witch Patricia Arquette?

[getmeajuiceboxyouho]

@HaydenYouTube Nope, that's Karen Kibler. haha. She was alsways more likely to get David Bowie.

[GomerDose]

"If your ass isn't fat you can't be one of us"

[Tiv4th]

yeah they fucking tear it up so tough

[YouAre256ColoursToo]

shred.

[rxrx1776]

I hate those Skate Witches, they always take my board! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­!!!!!1!!

[doesnthurt2try]

one time this hippy skater chic had big ones with freckles and smelly feet..still gave her my sandwich..

[Blaynejw]

Wow 1:57 sec of my life wasted way to go Adam | {

[RandyRPM]

Skate & Destroy, by The Faction, Skater Steve Cabalerro was in that band, Skate Punk from the 1980's..

[iamyourmonkey]

good song choice.

[MeinFuhrerICanDance]

TO BE QUITE FRANK

[thorg666]

get your rat out.

[massivedonkey]

Best quote - "if you don't have a rat you can't be one of us." hahaha

[MizzAurora]

Hilarious!!

[umbrellacollection]

So...the girl in the Misfits shirt and the skirt...anyone have her number?

[bakersakter]

yeh i do

[negativekevin]

What's the song?

[dans1121]

HAHAHAHAHAHA the best part is when that guy says to be frank

[Joydoll182]

hahaha grosss but funnY!!

if she only arrives at midnight then why is she out in broad daylight?

[massivedonkey]

No dude she says she only 'rides' at midnight, that's why she's walking and the others are skating....

[grofuss]

Lesbians are scary.

[SkaterTom14]

Uh oh watch out guys

[zacgrsic1]

you suck

[smallville4eva]

Ok?..

[liketanyanot]

They should be in the "Shoes" video with Kelly's vampire friend Heather Campbell. That shet would rule, Betches.

[cryptomnesiac]

i think this is the best thing ever.... yup, its official.

[LodemaiVicious]

I have a rat, does that count? Hehe.

[angeltroea]

w t f

[gstrompolos]

feeling this one

[POPTUB]

HeyJeremyC seems to have already let you know...but we featured your video today on our show :) Come check it out when you have a chance...

[plotbox]

So awesome. Thanks so much. I'll check it out.

[HeyJeremyC]

Lol poptub has featured this.

[plotbox]

This may have been the same year as the Apartheid shanty town.

[samesk8r]

OMG! That's Ann Arbor on the UM Diag. LOL. A few years later in that same spot students built a shanty town to protest South African Apartheid. The locals built a huge quarterpipe made up to look like the shanty (or out of the shantys I'm not sure). We skated that for weeks before campus security figured out the deal or had the nerve to pull it down. Goodtimes on the Diag.

[blisteringcold]

omg this is sick

[a2202]

lol wtf shes like im the queen witch and i only skate at midnight

[ABigHmmm]

hahahahaha

[2loafabread]

lol trolled

[Buckeyefan2011]

Tom Green is watching this right now.

[2loafabread]

lol trolled

[ColiinCancer]

haha even in the 80's girls who can't skate point their front toe straight forward. Some ballet dancer shit.

[2loafabread]

lol trolled

[doddz2006]

She is as tight as the virgin she is.

[rochelletrep]

haha this rules

[Ratalie2007]

so ghey

[SJ2K5]

dude dont show this vid ever AGAIN!

[Wolftown666Longy]

hahahahahaha the dude with the flock of seagulls hair!! Skate witches are cool! emo tight jeans mofos eat shit!

[pleutman]

80s skate sluts yeehaah!

[Detroitrockchick]

Hell yeah! Skateboarding used to be for the real bad asses..not for emo boyz with too much hair gel!

[pstanczak]

they are ugly :|

[xfirepunkxdiegox]

jajaja so cool, they dont know how to sakte :P

[splosson]

sawasboarding: "thank god i have a rat"

LMAO oh god i love this video. this is great!! sooo funny

[Maluqui]

YEAAAAAAAAAH

I wanna be a skate witch!

[Camimore]

Haha bullshit man. What an insult

[Maluqui]

Yeah. Who did this?

[UndeadPk]

they cant even sk8?

[mdgarmager]

I think this video is fantastic! The very reason why YouTube is a success. Probably my favorite video of the last few months! Kudos!

[lordneon74]

lol wow they are trying to hard to act hardcore. they are wannabe posers. i kno this isnt supposed to be real but..wow

[fraserwith]

wow this babes are straight up hard as fuck.

[WithYouiStandInHope]

this is supposed to be funny. people are too serious. this is the internet.

[jrosshirt]

this sucks.

you suck.

[schwaeg87]

i don't know if anyone else noticed, but this was shot at the university of illinois in champaign-urbana. i am now ashamed to attend this university...

[wires4veins]

u shud be proud

[raw420x]

They were just on the Red Eye Fox Network

[plotbox]

Really? More info please?

[braedenjoh]

That's how I saw the video, too. Red Eye rocks.

[hesher8]

i thought they were actually gona be badass. fuckin pullin methods and shit. i lied to myself.

[mdgarmager]

Methods? That's Tony Hawk, queer boy, X-Games, jock bullshit! This video captures a time when skateboarding was only for true rebels!

[hesher8]

take back what i said. that was fucking gay of me to say. were gona miss the times when skateboarding was for the badasses. not preppy little boys or fags like ryan sheckler

[mdgarmager]

Man, that's okay. You and I can say whatever we want. We're rebels! I had to look up Ryan Scheckler, I didn't know of him. What a tool! Stay cool, fool.

[MCAssistantPrincipal]

Watch out for their RATS!

[ferzitadurango]

perfect!!!

[aws1793]

whats the song?

[REGGAE7777]

its "skate and destroy" by the faction

[fraserwith]

yea

[sawasboarding]

thank god i have a rat

[gcdc323]

holdin tht shitt by the truck

[philthy100]

mall grabs!

[vladinci]

the witch grab is the new mall grab

[scabsrcool619]

uhhh nah man thats jfa playin dude

[kickthebike]

pretty sure its the faction playing not jfa.

the faction - skate and destroy !

[home340]

This video reminds me I need to get a 80's oldschool board again and shred my city

[sawasboarding]

5tyhey all look pissed off

[Maluqui]

Wish I were one of the Skate Witches!