JESUS LOVER

[futhanabuddah4444]

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaha­haahahahahhahhahahahahahahahah­ahaahah.....

[Schmaiden1]

I'm so confused, why do old SCN videos keep showing up as new under my subscription feed?

[MrUniqueflame]

perfect!

[armelix73]

Love it!!! hahahahaha god damn christian fuckers :)

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

Lol, some of it wasn't even Spanish.

[elhungergames]

@IAmSuchANerdLol yeah it was all spanish

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

@elhungergames "Je suis" isn't Spanish.

[elhungergames]

@IAmSuchANerdLol He is actually saying "yo soy" but he says it in an accent...

[IAmSuchANerdLol]

@elhungergames ohhhh.

no wonder i'm failing spanish.

[elhungergames]

@IAmSuchANerdLol LOL it's kinda hard to tell because of the way he speaks it, no worries... spain spanish is the best

[Rammsteinroxandunoit]

@elhungergames I think it's Dominican Spanish... Or Puerto Rico... Or Chile. I think... I think. xD

[Monstrosity1000]

Well, I like Jesus, but he loves me...So it's awkward...:/

[waterloomaxwells]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mattwict]

That's HOMO-RIFIC!!! Thanks Mom and Dad for your support... LMAO! ROFL!

[modernoverdrive]

That was just sooo funny.

[KevinMBdeOwosso]

When I got this email this morning from my friend.... JOE D.... I almost deleted it without looking at it. "Finding Jesus" the subject said and I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD!! Needless to say, I'm GLAD I watched it AND TOLD Mr. D! :-)

[bearjewthrill]

If anyone doesn't understand what Jesus is saying, his dialogue is:

Hello Family! I'm Jesus, It's so good to finally meet you! (hahaha) It's so rich to accept the whole world, so happy to see you, father, mother (hahaha, gasp) Eskimo, Eskimo, Eskimo, Eskimo etc...

[DarkRubberDucky]

Gay hispanics have the BEST speech patterns! I love it! I love him chanting "eskmo" (i guess?) at the end. XD

[jbbmesquite]

@DarkRubberDucky Yes he was saying "Eskimo" over and over in regards to rubbing noses with his love. This is known as an "Eskimo kiss"

[MrScotbrian]

I love the reaction from the father. Very professional video. I watch it over and over and have recomended it to several friends. Wonderfull!

[kace9601]

for some reason i feel like kelly(the girl from omg shoes) and second city network should work together

[DeathBroken]

YES!!!!!!! <3

[dominik2327]

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[josephmurraycsw]

Hysterical!



[Cre8Thought41]

How about doing a skit on muslims? I didn't think so. Slamming Christians is lot like picking on your little brother and your parents are on vacation for a month. Lets see a few skits slamming Mohammed or Allah. I didn't think so.

[carrotjuse]

@Cre8Thought41 Since you're the only person with that request, there appears to be no interest. If you can drum up a few hundred requests, then it might be possible. As it is, ...

[carrotjuse]

aaaaaaahhhhh ... (faint!)

[LylohShoki]

DAMN JESUS HAS NICE ARMS!

[zombiehunter3579]

As soon as that kid came in I knew he was gay. (The first one)

[monteverdi1567]

as of today, 14 people have no sense of humour and need a gay hug.

[massart1]

hahahahaahah!!

[lezlie80246]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD

[livesteam]

This is soooo funny.

[Cre8Thought41]

Man, there are some really hate fill people responding to this vid. Do you folks really hate your family members this much? Sick little people.

[carrotjuse]

@Cre8Thought41 They must be Christians. Nobody can dispense more hate than a Christian.

[0613mike]

Oh gawd..... best thing ever

[Shineefan98ify]

@Xgreenq618X1 You could always take up a Spanish class! Or have your best friend by Hispanic. xD

[Juiceman5860]

EXCELLENT .. GOOD ONE!

[dumaisis]

......eskimoeskimoeskimoeskimo­eskimoeskimoeskimoeskimoeskimo­

[tofuneverscreams98]

HAHA!



[KurriShrimp]

Eskimoeskimoeskimo!

[lamaddussa]

yay :)

[Boom0808]

HELL NAW!!!! #DeadLaughn

[popbubbles3]

hahahahahahaha this was just too awesome :D

and i can't believe I understood everything Jesus said. spanish class is actually teaching me something...

[discolemonade719]

@popbubbles3 What is he saying? LOL I must know!!

[Zeldarulah]

Eskimo!

[Enuvrack]

Best way to come out to your parents EVER

[KittenInMySocks]

LOL

[klusshelby8991]

LMAO!!

[ErinLovegood]

Loved it! That was hilarious

[mike2327]

That is an excellent video

[collapsablecreampuff]

Anyone else getting an advert for a Christian dating website by this video? Oh the irony...

[BronBlackforge]

@collapsablecreampuff Advertisements? Mozilla does not know what these are...

[squigoo]

love it.

[chelseamuse72]

eskimoeskimoeskimoeskimo

[SwampSnorch]

Lmao

[KSS998]

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! HOLY <-- shit XD

[MissGrellSutcliff]

What is Jesus saying? I don't speak Spanish...

[CrazyOne404]

@MissGrellSutcliff All I can get from it is "Hello family, My name is Jesus, .. . ............., Dad, Mom" LOL I only took two years of Spanish and that was 4 years ago

[TheCoverGirl96]

@MissGrellSutcliff I heard "Hello family, my name is Jesus, it's wonderful to meet you mother and father."

[SuperLink517]

I'm a little rusty at my Spanish but I'm pretty sure he's saying "Hello familyyy, My name is Jesus, and it's a pleasure to finally meet youuu. How great that you accept this, what great luck! Mom, dad!"

[MissGrellSutcliff]

@SuperLink517 Ohhhhh! Thanks so much!!!!!

[RosaneLuli]

@SuperLink517 Almost perfect translation, friend... but at the end he says : great that you accept this...."good to see you mom , dad..." instead of great luck...ok?

Your spanish is pretty good . Not rusty at all. Congrats.

[SuperLink517]

@RosaneLuli Oohh that makes more sense! :P Thanks!

[SuperLink517]

@RosaneLuli Oohh that makes more sense! Thanks!

[SuperLink517]

@RosaneLuli That makes a lot more sense! Thanks!

[SuperLink517]

@RosaneLuli Ohh ok that makes sense! Thanks!

[bsl9411]

Genius lol.

[lostcause525]

DAMMIT! I didn't see that coming, but I'm so glad I didn't! XD

[xXJonasxxTokioxX]

Such absolute win. Jesus is sooo cute! <3

[foppipp1]

SO FUNNY!

That is what they get!

[rocksnsocks]

HOLA FAMILIA!!!

[oly11oli]

love this one. love sassy. loved the gay ginger breeders. second city, you make super funny gay videos:)

[Allycat413fishie]

Every once in awhile Secondcity comes out with a video that makes it all worth it :)

[konnerfeldhus]

That was sooooo great! LOL! :)

[NerdyGirly0]

That just may be the best thing I have ever seen

[Em4Tango]

I wish I was gay, just so I could do that to my family.

[MewMewPower44]

@Em4Tango You could always pretend to be

[notpersonA]

@Em4Tango just in case you didn't realize it yet, but you are gay. don't ebrace your gayness just to spite your family, but do it to fullfill your inner gay child.

[Em4Tango]

@notpersonA - Hahaha, if I was gay I'd have come out 10 years ago. I do many things just to fuck with my mother's head, but I'm not willing to give up men just to mess with her.

[FangFiftyFive]

Just...... just epic!

[SIRGAGA123]

your gay videos are funny:)

[willyr9]

Now that's funny!

[Jozag13]

EPIC WIN! it's videos like these that keep me subscribed. although, i would have like them to kiss...

[ZekeMahogany]

Saw it coming but the guy playing Jesus brought it strong so I still enjoyed it. Fun sketch, nice work.

[ZekeMahogany]

Saw it coming but the guy playing Jesus brought it strong so I still enjoyed it. Fun sketch, nice work.

[hEyBaNaGiRl]

Saw that coming

[under0th0summa0rain]

-rolls on the floor laughing-

I adore this!

[teed0m]

ahahaha, this is great!

[jfrsnjhnsn]

!!!!!!!!! omg that's funny

[MmmNoodles]

eskimoeskimoeskimoeskimoeskimo­eskimo....

[eldoctoruno]

We're so happy you found Jesus! Hahahahahaa

[helloxtomorrow]

I knew it!

[hylareca]

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[Julietta263]

Omg. These comments! Really?

[lilcj88]

who knew jesus was so hot :D

[geneva301]

HAHAHAHA oh god..that killed me hahaha

[mistypheonix]

amazing! i was thinking when i read 'jesus lover' they were going to use it as an insult, this was soooo much better!

[koochkooch]

LOLOLOLOL

[OneJumpFromEden]

everybody in this one is moonstruck in their own sense. awesome

[SkreetGil]

Ha!!!  xD

[omgdonthateonthis]

lol this is so great

[FaganRoberts]

I can do without the homo crap, but the anti-Christian message was awesome!

[omgdonthateonthis]

@FaganRoberts secondcitynetwork is very big on the anti-hate. they got the guy from sassy gay friend to be part of the "it gets better" campaign and everything. so no. i think there was a bit of purpose in adding the "homo crap." it vaguely sends a message.

[FaganRoberts]

@omgdonthateonthis And a pretty wierd one at that. For some left wing group that espouses an "anti-hate" message, they seem to have a hate-on for the Christians. Sounds like a clutch of hypocrites to me. Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear, don't we?

[zinsisrocking]

can somoen explain to me what does eskimo mean?

[feedthefire32]

@zinsisrocking "Eskimo kiss"

[thephysicwerewolf]

@zinsisrocking since it's very cold where eskimos live, they fear that their lips will freeze together. so they rub noses instead.

[zinsisrocking]

@thephysicwerewolf actually that it is false. i read it on wikipedia... and that doesn't make sense lips are hot so why would they freeze?

[thephysicwerewolf]

@zinsisrocking well that's just what I heard

[LabeerehnGbanna]

This is hella funny!!!

[OneJumpFromEden]

Jesus never looked so FAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOSO!!

[OneJumpFromEden]

i giggled a little too hard.

[Cassthespazz]

LMAO

[hollymoon21]

people see this as a criticism to homophobic people, i see it as one to religious people as well.

[FaganRoberts]

@hollymoon21 Homophobia? You mean a term applied by the gay lobby in a silly attempt to discredit ANYONE who disagrees with their political/social agenda and pushy odd lifestyle? If that's the case I knew a couple of homosexuals (at work) who are heterophobic because they don't agree with straights only marriage and wouldn't be caught dead in bed with a member of the opposite sex. It's a goofy old world, isn't it?

[FredPilcher]

@FaganRoberts No, homophobia as in hatred, ignorance and fear of and discrimination against homosexuals, including the promulgation of lies such as "homosexuality is a choice" and "homosexuality is a disease that can be cured". Hope that helps. You're welcome.

[FaganRoberts]

@FredPilcher But homosexuals enjoy every right under the Constitution and Bill of Rights. You know that. Sorry - But redefinitions of subjective terminology help no one. Methinks what you are begging for are special rights for the homosexual. In that case, no one (except sex preference based lobby groups) is buying it. Nice try, though.

[FredPilcher]

@FaganRoberts No, just the same rights as everybody else - e.g. the right to marry, the right to equal participation (e.g. no job or any other exclusion on the grounds of sexuality) and the right to be free from discrimination. I'm not from the US and I'm no export on equal rights under your Constitution - but, if so, then it's not working very well, is it? IIRC your Constitution doesn't mention anything about blacks, either.

[FaganRoberts]

@FredPilcher You're attempting to create rights out of thin air. There is no right to marry in the United States. Never was. Like I've said. Homosexuals enjoy EVERY right under the US Constitution and Bill of Rights. And our Constitution doesn't mention race, white or black. Don't worry, our Constitution is working out just fine for everyone. Again, you are looking for special government privileges, created by state fiat. But thanks all the same.

[ec3591]

@FaganRoberts Not to turn this lovely video into another stupid Youtube debate, but LGBT are not afforded the same anti-discrimination and marital rights as the rest of the country. And there is a right to marry in the Constitution; study Loving v. Virginia and tell me otherwise.

The day that no person is denied the right to see their same-sex marital partner is the day I will stop bringing this up.

[FaganRoberts]

@ec3591 Study and cite the Constitution and then get back to me. As long as one need obtain a marriage license that license is a privilege not a right. How does one license a right? Do your homework and get back to teacher.

[ec3591]

@FaganRoberts I'll concede that you're right, marriage is not in the Constitution. Yet it's such a cultural norm that Supreme Courts have cited to Constitutional Amendments to ensure equal access to the state- and federally-recognized privilege (thus Loving v. Virginia). And now, why restrict access when it's between consenting adults?

You talk of the Constitution as this very set-in-stone document, but it's evolved since its initial writing, as it was meant to by the Founding Fathers.

[FaganRoberts]

@ec3591 Thank you for the concession. No one is restricting access to marriage. Homosexuals can indeed marry. The objections come from getting BIG government involved in redefining marriage to suit pushy homosexual lobby groups who insist that marriage be given the status of a right, when no such rights exists. I don't believe straights nor queers need ask permission from the State to marry. Homos furthering government involvement in marriage is simply a bad thing.

[ec3591]

@FaganRoberts Some LGBT, in few states, can get married. Many don't get their status recognized in other states, which has been an immense problem before for hospital visitation, child custody, etc.

I know you're going with a libertarian PoV, but the government already has their hands deep in civil marriage, whether you like it or not. As for your issues with the LGBT lobbies, the language between "right" or "privilege" doesn't take away from the fact that there is inequality.

[carrotjuse]

@FaganRoberts Your ignorance is breath-taking.

[carrotjuse]

@FaganRoberts Try filing taxes jointly with your same-sex spouse and see where it gets you. Try getting in to see your same-sex spouse in many hospitals and see how far you get. Try assuming custody of children after the custodial spouse is killed or dies unexpectedly. Try putting your same-sex spouse on your health insurance in many companies. Try walking down the street holding your same-sex spouses hand and see what happens.

Are you a homophobe or just ignorant?

[FaganRoberts]

@carrotjuse Homophobia: Term used by radical homosexuals against ANYONE who disagrees with their aberrant leftwing socio-political agenda.

(You can do better than that, you sound common)

[carrotjuse]

@FaganRoberts Sorry. You dont get make up your own definitions to words to suit your argument. Those who do are usually considered out of the mainstream and are often unstable.

[FaganRoberts]

@carrotjuse "Homophobia" is just a made up word. It only has subjective meaning to the person squeeling it. I mean, you sound like a public schooled college student. Get over it.

[carrotjuse]

@FaganRoberts Give it up, Fag.

[FaganRoberts]

@carrotjuse Yeah, I'll give you a break. You've had enough as it is. I don't wish to offend your delicate sensibilities any longer. Cheers!

[carrotjuse]

@carrotjuse LOL. Bye, Fag.

[futurestarish]

@FaganRoberts ALL words are made up by someone, and it has a definition-- irrational fear or hatred of homosexuality.

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts "(You can do better than that, you sound common)"

And you sound like Faux News, so what's your point?

[FaganRoberts]

@moopism Faux news? French news source? I don't watch TV.

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts P.S. Why do you hide your channel? It makes you look just like the little coward you are.

[FaganRoberts]

@moopism Nothing hidden. FaganRoberts. The name is plain as day. Perhaps a new glasses prescription is in order for you? Who knows? Who cares? (Besides you)

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts Nothing hidden? So why then does clicking on your channel prodouce "channel not available"?

I'll tell you why, because you CHOSE to leave it invisible so you can't be blocked or communicated with directly. In other words, you're a coward like all the other trolls who employ that tactic.



[FaganRoberts]

@moopism You MUST really care about my channel. Of course I've been blocked before. Leftwingers don't like my libertarian responses. I get blocked primarily by natural global warming deniers and homosexual special rights activists People communicate directly with me all the time, much like we are doing here. You can also send me personal messages if you'd like. I'd love to hear about this French news source you were alluding to. Is it a Libertarian news sight?

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts Are you being deliberately obtuse? Or are you outside of the US? If you ARE a libertarian, then you can't possibly NOT know what I mean.

[FaganRoberts]

@moopism Turn me on to some decent Libertarian news sources. I don't do leftwing shit, I'm too old for that stuff. I outgrew liberalism/socialism when I stopped popping me zits and started paying real taxes.

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts "I get blocked primarily by natural global warming deniers and homosexual special rights activists"

Explain to me how those two positions make you a libertarian.

[FaganRoberts]

@moopism They don't. I am a Libertarian by choice and inclination. Primarily economic.

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts Then why bring it up?

[FaganRoberts]

@moopism You brought up enabling blocks. I get blocked all the time. Who doesn't? Just filling you in on the usual reasons. Why do you get blocked, if ever?

[moopism]

@FaganRoberts Never have been. I block those that give indications of having boundary issues.

[hollymoon21]

@FaganRoberts oh wow i didn't mean to get anyone so angry with my comment, i apologize! thanks for such a long reply though, i'll try to read yours and give you an valuable answer.

[FaganRoberts]

@hollymoon21 No anger here. I am quite confident in my position on this issue.

[liotie]

Jesus look awesome.

[ayetotheeye]

jesus, god and the holy spirit do not like this vid

[leniwolf]

@ayetotheeye

Magic pixies, super leprechauns, and Unicorns don't like your comment.

[ayetotheeye]

@leniwolf which one of them are you?

[Valthepixie]

@ayetotheeye Who cares what your imaginary friends like.

[ayetotheeye]

@Valthepixie who cares who you imagine my friends are. i thumbed this vid up.

[Valthepixie]

@ayetotheeye I don't imagine who your friends are, why would I give a shit.  I said "your imaginary friends".

[ayetotheeye]

@Valthepixie then what do you call it when you say someone is my friend and they are not?

[auntiesash]

@ayetotheeye Oh - I wondered who hit the "dislike" button.

[carrotjuse]

@ayetotheeye You're wrong. Jesus spoke to me personally and told me how awesome it is.

[Znuggles]

M. Night Shyamalan, eat your heart out! Best plot twist EVAR!!! :D

[frigidlegumes]

there's so many things I love about this video.

[stathamajf]

oh, I damn near laughed m,yself to death

[txbunny94]

It's pronounced jésus

[StupidWiz]

LOL, the parents' expressions were PRICELESS! :))

[MissLucyBoomer]

lol i loved it!!!! XD

[TheThunderDragoon]

I love this so much! I would love for this to happen in real life. Just shove it in the homophobes' faces.