What The Queen Didn't Say

[OllieJoya]

"what the fuck are you looking at?"

[Whovianlover]

I'm British yeah, English to be exact, I don't mind taking the mick out of my own people like but I think Frankie's last joke goes a bit too far

[SteoMurraay10]

@Whovianlover get a sense of humour ..its probably true in anyway

[Skinsocks]

@sabian1992 Scotland is in Britain

[mystudio611]

What is it with Hugh and chlamidiya and car insirance. lol

[superrecordsU]

Who the hell is that witch in this audience shrieking away?

[fatguitarist]

I watched Frankie's last bit over and over and still just cried so much.

[2k11eagle]

2:26 - PURE COMEDY!!!

[TheBeastWhatSqueaks]

OMG... this is so funny, but surely it's tantamount to treason?

[itskirstybetchx]

@TheBeastWhatSqueaks Not while we have freedom of speech :P

[LFCKerrching97]

1:10, in the background 

[davidmichael07]

It's annoying because Mark Watson isn't even Welsh. He's a funny guy and everything, but not Welsh.

[Grumftheld]

@davidmichael07 true, but his family is, and his natural accent is noticeably Welsh at times, like a lot of people with mixed welsh/english heritage heritage, certain words and pronunciations are more Welsh than English, so as a welshman, I'm happy enough to let it go. His stage accent is pretty good anyway.

[davidmichael07]

@Grumftheld Yeah I do actually prefer his stage accent, but I have noticed that he doesn't really do it much anymore.

[Kaynas1988]

''What the fuck are you staring at''

[minichapify]

did he really get banned for that joke xD

[davidmichael07]

I love David's fail at 1:15 It seemed to be going quite well...

[caieraD]

I love how much Russel seems to respect Frankie

[davidmichael07]

@caieraD He does aswell!! In the episode when Frankie was ill and David Mitchell was replacing him, you could tell Russ didn't like it.

[caieraD]

@davidmichael07 which one is that?

[davidmichael07]

@caieraD I can't remember the specific episode number, but in the 'if this is the answer, what is the question' round, the answer was something like 1.5million, and Russell said, "Is it the number of people at home watching saying 'Where's Frankie Boyle?'" But I will find out this information.

[caieraD]

@davidmichael07 thank you x) x

[davidmichael07]

@caieraD Thats okay. :P

[caieraD]

@davidmichael07 nice to find helpful people :)

[ChatrinS]

Press 4, or go to 1:09, and be amazed ;)

[littlemissSWAGXXX]

haha! russel at 2:37 :)

[Xinixie]

"..and the band was.. Shawoddywoddy"

[ElsJones94]

Pausing at 1:57 by chance...LOL

[nagarajanren]

I don't think Frankie is EVER going be on the Queen's Christmas list if she's sees this!!!

[mxgirl918]

Russell's "queen voice" was hilarious but Hugh always nails it with impressions xD

[IRememberTheOldDays]

Haunted Pussy!! Ahhhh I hope the Queen watches MTW; if you can't laugh at yourself, ye canne laugh at anyone else.

[asdfqwerzxcv6]

2:36 - Russel looks like he's coiling up in fear of Frankie's joke :D

[Kaynas1988]

@asdfqwerzxcv6 I love Dara's reaction to Frankie's joke

[tentylertardis]

I take it by your username you're a Doctor Who fan ;) Whovians ftw

[daleksec666]

@tentylertardis up the whovians!

[Shadow4evva]

Hah I'm still here you fuckers! epic

[milesedward1231]

Russell isnt even funny

[missmngirl1995]

"Are you paying 2 much for your car insurance"

Hugh Dennis

Sum Legend

[LordoftheNordHorde]

I think Frankie and Hugh struck a deal where whenever Frankie says something really good, Hugh walks up, makes eyes at the camera, and pauses for laughter.

[FenixFireborn]

Frankie is merciless, as always,

[indigo321]

*Posh, British voice* "Why, of course they're real!" *fondles self*

[Boycini9]

"Yes....... No, it's not her it's me... She's perfectly safe, as long as you do everything I say"

[heyysimone]

is david mitchell a bit fat or am i the only one who thinks that?

[reddexred]

OMG Frankie....... i love you Brits you take the piss out on everyone your selves included...

Brilliant!

[sabian1992]

@reddexred Technically Frankie is Scottish :P

[jackofhearts1214]

@reddexred HE'S NOT BRITISH HE'S A FUCKING SCOT

[reddexred]

@jackofhearts1214 oh how i love your wit......but thanks

[flubberface08]

@jackofhearts1214 Scotland is IN Britain you fucking twat

[punksexpistol]

Spending time with my family... And Harry :D:D:D:D

[punksexpistol]

"Changed the channel, and I'm still here fuckers!" -Best line :D

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

I actually cried during Frankie's last joke.

[andrewkiwi100]

@21stCenturyAmarjotx3 Haha, I think we all did! :D

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

@andrewkiwi100 he is such a legend, mock the week isn't the same without him:/

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

@andrewkiwi100 He's such a legend!

[bull1arab]

@21stCenturyAmarjotx3 Yes so did I ha ha ....hilarious! 

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

@bull1arab Very true! Mock the Week is terrible now without Frankie :(

[Kaynas1988]

@21stCenturyAmarjotx3 Frankie last joked made me laugh so much I cried

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

@Kaynas1988 He just has this gift, i don't know how he does it you know!

[Kaynas1988]

@21stCenturyAmarjotx3 I don't know either but I can't understand why some people hate him, when the jokes he comes out with

[21stCenturyAmarjotx3]

@Kaynas1988 I know right! He was easily the funniest one on there, i literally laughed at everything he said, he's so amazing

[Kaynas1988]

@21stCenturyAmarjotx3 Yeah he was, I do love the jokes he does come out with

[tvfanatic67]

I was tensed up waiting for Frankie's joke that got him sacked....

[chloeg1999]

@tvfanatic67 which one

[tvfanatic67]

@chloeg1999 You know the one about the Queen? It's my favourite one.

[tvfanatic67]

@tvfanatic67 Sorry I meant to say "the one about the Queen being so old that her vagina is haunted" completely missed that out.

[xWedGHead]

This was by far the funniest Scenes we'd like to see ive ever watched, literally crying :'D

[Twiggiman007]

Crying after the haunted pussy joke

[TheJoshSouthy]

Frankie actually won the round. FANTASTIC.

[Sloth1898]

Ooooh, wow! That last joke was the one that got Frankie Boyle kicked off the show... STILL HILARIOUS!!

[rastamees]

@Sloth1898

is that true ? he got kicked off the show because of that ?

not because he was the main act in every show ?

[Sloth1898]

@rastamees - Yeah, I read it in an article (can't remember which magazine/newspaper), but I was surprised too, as I had not seen the joke beforehand. But, where the BBC were concerned at least, Frankie had to go. You saw everyone's reaction on this vid, similar reaction to Frankie Boyle's Legendary Joke (as well as his top 5 ones).

[twilightimagine]

How have I not seen this one before?!

[TheTechieBoy1]

hmm, I wonder why the bbc didn't upload this episode.Any ideas frankie?

[LaurensWorldx]

2:37 look at russell:L♥

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMGGG im literallly crying from cracking up. ahahaha "my pussy is haunted" and the guy just gives up and walks away LOOL

[Denden12353]

lol andy parsons

[86Stooy]

I love when someone says something that cracks everyone up that they can't continue.

[thedevilschild009]

at 2:38 what the hell is Russell doing on the floor?

[xBabzzx]

@thedevilschild009 he was laughing lots because of frankie's joke

[akaAmphetamine]

@thedevilschild009 Another elf impersonation?

[thedevilschild009]

@akaAmphetamine maybe, but you never know

[adamvince66]

how much shit did Frankie get in for saying that......

[heyysimone]

this is probably one of my favourite mock the week videos ever.

[Cheesus333]

Does anyone actually know how points are scored in this? Is it to do with the buzzer, or...?

[GeneralGuitFiddle]

Frankie and Hugh are tied for my favourite. Frankie's more of a shocker, but Hugh has excellent delivery and those facial expressions.

[caieraD]

Poor Harry.....................

[JXAChambers]

Laughing so much.. running out of breath.

[DrkVrtx]

never eat/drink while listening to frankie XD

[XboxArcher]

had to pause after the first one to clean my monitor, never drink and watch this...

[ODaemienE]

God save the Queen

[BethersOhMaybe]

Whenever Hugh does something on the Royal family, it's always the best.

But Russell as the Queen is always epic.

[ChaosX2Limited]

keep pressing 4 for rude hand geusture

[Howlofthewolves]

@pretenditsagoodworld it means dipping balls into someones mouth while they slip

[pretenditsagoodworld]

Russell is saying the word: teabaging (I don't know if I spelled it right) what does that mean?

[ben9DB]

@pretenditsagoodworld you don't want to know

[Youdontlikemetalomg]

@pretenditsagoodworld Where a male drops his testicles or balls, into the eye sockets of another person. The individual carrying out the teabagging will then move up and down in a fashion such as dipping a teabag into a cup of tea. Teabagging is very commonplace among the gaming community, as a sign of dominance and ridicule of the opponent. - The Oxford Dictionary

[robertgaudlitz]

mtw is the definite proof, that britain is a civil society :D

[thejoker2301]

Hughs impression is awesome. Howeber frankie boyle once again makes the best joke.

[alexrockclimber]

was the last joke the one that got him in trouble?

[convictPKlol]

@alexrockclimber No the one that got him in trouble is the one where he said Rebecca Addlington looks like someone who is looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.

[babyprincessgemstone]

@convictPKlol it was the ne abut diana and the pop concert

[andcrack]

@alexrockclimber yep



[Nyra777]

Frankie...the things NOBODY says, it's Frankie..

[Missiloveyoouu]

Yum yum.. I've just eaten a swan :L:L Quality comedy.. Its funny cas im irish nd dont have to listen to the queens christmas yoke :P

[Strokemyturtle]

@Missiloveyoouu I'm English and I don't have to. It's not a law.

[TheFrag81]

Which series and episode number was this taken from?

[ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

Oi! Chris Addison! Are you paying to much for your car insurance!?

[RaincloudPlay]

The thing is, Russell himself could be an elf.

[NorthernElumination]

@RaincloudPlay how? he's like 6'. 

[snazzymason303]

AHAHAHA!!! if you look at 2:36 you can see russell is actually crouching down in laughter!!! after 2:25 is justpriceless!!!

[SilentArtist269]

The face that Russel made at 2:24 is PRICELESS!!!

[DerekDeSouzaa]

Hugh Is the best impersonator :')

And the insurance gets me everytime :P

[FalconsPOWN2]

if her pussy wasn't haunted then, it is now.

[JescorFTW]

@95enda stop trying to get likes

[Gmakonaan19186]

"Ha! You changed the channel and I'm still here, fuckers!" Lmfao! XD

[RandomGothicFay]

i love how all of them put on a highter toned voice

[StarDancerLB]

Wasn't that last joke the reason Frankie Boyle was kicked off the show? :/

[FalconsPOWN2]

@StarDancerLB and no, he left of his own accord i think.

[JesterUK2]

@StarDancerLB

Nah. There was some controversy over it, as you'd expect, but I think Frankie left because of medicall issues.

[dmcowie10]

this made me laugh so hard, especially andy parsons and russell howard lol

[Boycini9]

"I've just had four portions of Christmas pudding, and I'm so stuffed, I've just touched cloth"

[bluejeckett]

lol only a Scot would have the gaul to make a joke about the queens fadge lol

[TombMan12]

I like when given the chance they all just rush to mock the damn queen xD

[xrs50ify]

frankie boyle's last one was nasty

[c0nfus3ds0ul2]

What's the 'I' so stuffed, I just touched cloth' part about?

[Patriots09ist]

@c0nfus3ds0ul2 Its a British term meaning I really need to crap.

[SuperBern]

I love the way Russell Howard is already giggling before Hugh Dennis even says anything.

[SavBeans]

Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard - my ultimate list of comedians!

[SherryZProductions]

@SavBeans Totally AGREE!

[Anchanthea]

Yay dobby didn't die!!! he became queen of england

[TheScrummy9]

It's really not that funny when people are coming up with their own ones in the comments.

[MrWhytestar]

frankie boyle, what a legend!! :)

[TheOlliej100]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STEARING AT HAHAHAHA, FUNNY AS FUCK :D

[KitsuneProject]

"This year for 2012 for the olypics, Philip will be doing some lifting on his erected penis"

[KitsuneProject]

"TO HONOUR MY FEAR OF RODENTS WE WILL WATCH *Flushed Away* AFTER I TALK ABOUT THE GOOD TIMES WITH Philip"

[KitsuneProject]

"Can the gaurds do something other than standing around doing sod all?"

[KitsuneProject]

"Note to school kids tell the staff at your schools to cut down on teacher strike. you're here to learn how to grow up and we will allow Peter Pan to demonstrate growing up"

[KitsuneProject]

"when i was young and beautiful, me and Philip would would sit in the park on christmas eve and snog under the blossoming mistletoe and go to bed for a christmas shag"

[KitsuneProject]

"we now come to 2012? STOP THE BOLLOCKS ABOUT DOOM'S DAY!"

[MissShaunaBrophy]

Love how Russell had to kneel down near the end!!xD

[AtenRa]

I don't know why, but I found the swan one funnier than any of them. It must be that amazing voice.

[MrRealradiofan2000]

Are You Paying Too Much for your Car Insurance?

[SilverSiana]

@95enda No, that was Mark Watson. David Mitchell was on the other team.

[IAINoodle]

some premature buzzing there from dara, very rude

[LoverElephant97]

Frankie Boyle has a seriously dirty mind hahaha.

[TheOmegaRiddler]

@LoverElephant97 your just noticing that now

[Kainthemain]

why did they remove frankie!We need him back. I dont even watch this anymore since they removed him

[TheOmegaRiddler]

@Kainthemain he left the show because he didn't like being censored or maybe because he is retiring

[54v115]

Frankie.. best comic on the show!!!

[ingateman]

@95enda no he didnt...

[mymoset]

What's the thing with Edward, the earl of Wessex?

[Phoenixmedianetwork]

@mymoset its rumored that he is secretly gay dunno if its true or just made up

[yamin116]

Frankie Boyle's comment made it to the news lol

[filmmakerkenny]

i got 1 this christmas i would 2 address the um line

[chrono1217]

Frankie Boyle is SO wrong

[croxzsomuch]

Beware of the haunted pussy on your left

[Nymphetamiine01]

Russell tries too hard

[lllTinyDancerlll]

Haha, Frankie boyle owns the shit out of that one.

[BuffaloSkin96]

I've had a few medical problems this year, i am now so old, my pussy is haunted. What A LEGEND :D!!!!!

[TheTizerChief]

hugh does the best queen voice

[TheGUnit101]

you just cant follow that last joke :L

[nakem2011]

i love frankie boyle only connoly is better

[prizrenac91srbin]

"I've just touched cloth"

Explain, I don't quite get it...?

[AlgrimBlack]

@prizrenac91srbin she's trying to hold a shit in but it's poking out and touching her panties ;)

[prizrenac91srbin]

@AlgrimBlack HAhahahahaahhaah thank you! XD

[mikelheron20]

What talent! Sorry, that should have been "What talent?"

[IoEstasCedonta]

1:53 Now I'm imagining the Queen standing around the US with a misspelt libertarian slogan. (Yes, I know what he means.)