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  • saren has gone more rogue than sarah palin :)

  • Now.... This.... Game.... Is.... Awesome....

  • Good review

  • after your gave the score...you started to scare me )0_0(

  • halfway through, you begin to sound ... drunk.

    btw thats not a bad thing.

  • lol your voice came as such a shock to me.

    great review though

  • Your Napoleon Dynamite impression is top notch xD.

  • gameplay is the worst in this game

  • its now 2011 nearly not 2007 hehheeh thats pretty weird hearini sokmeone say that

  • wtf are you supposed to be saying something?

  • Say, my Mass Effect kinda lags sometimes, you know those awkward movements when you move Shepard around. Is this normal or my disk may have a scratch or something? Or is that the framerate issue?

  • Say, my Mass Effect kinda lags sometimes, you know those awkward movements when you move Shepard around. Is this normal or my disk may have a scratch or something?

  • @Perroramirez Your computer is maybe to old, Lower some graphic settings

  • his review is somehow hilarious imo

    juss wish it wasnt that annoying with the right headphone thing..

  • are you reading off a script?

  • Lmao. "TWIST!"

    What A Twist!!

  • I wanted to take a break from wow and I'm trying this, so far im not to impressed. The force moves all seem to do the same thing..And the Combat is annoying.Probably cause im learning it

  • @armst012 WoW nuff said

  • I don't know if any of you had the same problem but I keep hearing his voice in my right earphone and it's mad annoying

  • @Superch4rged and a little creepy.

  • no, single player, :(

  • you can play this game with friends?

  • subedd

  • you played as a girl. You must be a lonely, lonely man.

  • whats wrong playing has a girl? you're kinda sexist dude :x

  • you got issues

  • This Guy is Hilarious, but... he sounds like he is on Crack!

  • i loled a tthe oblivian comment about the chicks :P its so true

  • yah wth bethesda!

  • ROFL!!! i liked the elevator comment.

  • what does he meen you can play it in realtime?

  • @799HEAD

    you have never heard of a game that is turn based combat or other types i dont remember. realtime means that you push it it does it but your opponent can attack you at the same time

  • Dude,in the game do you have to do the romantic parts and all that crap?Cause I might buy for X-Mas

  • no u don't, i recommend u get it before mass effect 2

  • This guy is fucking hilarious

  • I got a feeling that im gonna enjoy being your subscriber, awsome review man. !!!!

  • yeah..and if its in game , he(as a chick) is making sex to some guy(you can do that too)..now thats so fucking gay

  • does this game have co op? (like can i invite a friend over xbox live into the game?) plz reply!!! thanks!

  • nope. but you can always google things like that you know lol.

  • oh LMFAO i 4got all about google. btw ty i got the game last week and it is SWEET!

  • lol ur voice xD

  • Omg Mass Effect 3 comes out in 2010 :D I cant wait! :D

  • What about the second one

  • errrrr no

  • Jesus christ. Mass Effect 2 hasn't even came out yet.

  • you mean ME 2

  • i was so lazy that i just stuck with the original Shepard man what a boss

    this is the best game on xbox by far

    Oscar story

  • I like naming the female characters Kitchen.Makes me chuckle every time.

  • the level is loading when you're in the elevator.....would you rather just watch a loading bar?

  • what a slur

  • what should i get xbox360 with mass effect or ds lite and pokemon plantuiom plzzz help me its really hard choess for me

  • Dude it completely depends on what you prefer as a gaming device. Are you a console gamer, or do you prefer handhelds? Personally the 360 is the way to go as it has many more benefits for your gaming needs. The DS is good, don't get me wrong, but it only works for short bursts and I found that the pokemon games are all pretty similar. So basically this whole rant is telling you to get the 360.

  • I think you should get Typing Tutor.

  • x360 of course

  • Mass effect, definetly,

    i have an option too,

    fallout 3, or mass effect,

    i desided to but both ! :D

  • Is this open world? Basicly Oblivion of the future? IM SO GETTING IT!

  • no entirley but its defintetley not a linear shooter

  • I got the game today. :D

    I'm a Earthborn Soldier and on the tutorial mission. Really fun game, can't wait till I get far into it.

  • this guy's funny

  • you slur a lot

  • "unlike oblivion I can make my female HOT!" XD

  • haha i laughed at that too. Do you know how hard it is to make a wood elf look attractive in that game?!! geesh.

  • lol true

  • Yeah, it's so impossible. D:

  • 04:36 is real funny!!!!

  • He sounds like the computer from Team America.

  • teehee this reviewer is funny XD

  • Did you mention the stuttering framerate in this review? Or the shallow gameplay with no real satisfaction? Or the tedious wandering around the citadel looking for exclamation marks because youve got several tedious threads running at once....or the constant repetitive loading screens?.....or the ridiculous menu system breaking the flow....or the stupid amount of upgrade tweaks. I paid £7 for this and Wasnt happy paying that amount!

  • You just needed to turn on VSync and crank up the graphics. This runs smooth on my laptop but I have a 9800m gs. Loading is pretty fast too. This isn't for slow PCs/notebooks and old gpus.

    This is the latest Bioware, as in KOTOR, NWN, etc. You will always have too much stuff to do if you aren't into all the upgrading and options. Not a run and gun game by any means.

  • Yes I was a little hasty and am playing through it again properly. The story is excellent and it has some lovely touches like seeing the earth from the moon. Yes its not run and gun but Im a little disappointed in the action mechanics which could have been done much better. I like the upgrading but feel there are far too much waste and the shops are almost pointless. Im playing on a 360 and would not recommend playing as a soldier. I hope a M E 2 improves on the glitchy issues.

  • hmmmmm I played through twice as a soldier as it kind of simplifies things a bit. Just point and shoot and make sure you have the right ammo.

    I agree on one thing: the whole idea of level parity (meaning whatever you decided to level to the game makes your opponents right about the level you can beat) needs to go. Forever.

    It takes the game out of the game. Luckily Mass Effect has great story that resonates, but makes you think, "Why not just make this a movie and skip the game part?"

  • Yes sometimes I jump in a bit fast to complain and all I want is a bit of debate.I did think that the game was worthwhile but maybe we are a while away from what I want to see in an action rpg. I do like rpgs but maybe feel that some elements are getting a bit dated.

  • well gaming in general is still developing and branching to new areas so no matter what there are going to issues as designers try out new mechanics, after all video games have only been around since maybe the 60's and even then it was a joystick controlling the ball, so i think some slack is deserved in all games but that doesnt mean dont be quick to criticize so that they can learn and improve

    ...

    I started rambling didn't I?

  • yes I agree and as I have said on this page I shouldnt have jumped in to criticize it .

  • haha i was clumsy ...

    nah what i meant is that its healthy for everyone for you to criticize and you should

  • i wont some nunchuck skills

  • hey just wondering is mass effect has online and if its still alive????? thanks guys, reply ASAP i really need to know , thanks

  • it does not have online

  • i am so renting this

  • well in about a week or so its gonna be $20 on the 360.

  • Mass Effect is so addicting! lol I beat it in one week when i got it for x-mas im playing it over again in the guy versian =P

  • i love that game and he does sound drunk but im subing

  • It sounds like he wants to be like Mitch Hedburg but he needs alchohol to sound like that. Anyway, he's a good reviewer. I like it.

  • Is this guy drunk...

  • ill get this game around crismas.

    im gonna make a hot asian lesbo oooooooooooohhhhhh yeah

  • I liked Kotor, it's a great game but,

    Mass Effect > Kotor

    The combat system in Kotor was horrid. It was only good for the story and giving you the diplomatic feeling of a jedi. This is like cyber star wars gears of halo.

  • Mass Effect has a great story, the gameplay is lacking a little though, the combat system could be done better and the game gets glitchy at times... Hopefully Mass Effect 2 will fix those issues :)

  • this game was ight but if i had to choose between this or kotor i would personally choose kotor but thats just me dang the TEXTURE LOADING PROBLEMS in this game :)

  • So the fact that the combat in KOTOR sucked dosent bother you?

  • i thought the fighting and story in kotor was much better but thats just my oppionion jeez.

  • Whoa i was just pointing something out dude. And how was the fighting better? In kotor, you just click a button and watch the character fight. In mass YOU, the PLAYER does the fighting.

  • meh i just like kotor better :)

  • Ok no probs :)

  • IT DOESNT SUCK

  • Lmao, Someone just above me just said the same thing. Also how can you find clicking on the enemy and watching as a dice roll algorithm calculate weather you win or loose, Satisfying?

  • Hey i was hot in oblivion:D both great games.

  • Please specify why you feel so negative towards this game. Nobody on youtube will get any useful information out of "this game sucked". If you want your comments to be rated better than -7 then try a little harder to make your comments be somewhat helpful to the reader by explaining a little more.

  • Dude, This is youtube. What are you doing here?

  • Ha ha "I mean come on, it's the year 2183 and you're telling me elevator move slower than in 2007?" you're so right man, i hated that elevator.

  • nunchuck skills XD

  • Great review...

  • I flipped the mako several times. and it can ride over any terrain, at almost 90 degree angles, because the mako has a Mass Effect drive which can alter its mass and how gravity effects it.

  • " hey its good review so hey i cant complain

  • Whats on the moon? nothing? correction the most rewarding ( and difficult ) quest in the game lies there

  • Here is my Mass Effect review. I played though the main game until I got to a part where ashley had to arm a nuclear bomb. I was supposed to go rescue Kaidan. I ran around in circles for an hour, trapped in an area the size of a football field. All of the doors were locked, and I couldn't figure out what where the hell to go. So I took the game to gamestop and traded it.

  • the same thing pretty much happened to me on red faction haha except i didnt trade it

  • I'm so pissed that my mass effect disc was scratched to hell. DAMNIT

  • lmao. "Whats on the moon anyway? NOTHING" lMAO!!! u made my day!

  • should i get this or oblivion?

  • get mass effect, oblivion sucka ass

  • oblivion suck ass!!!! wtf are u kidding me is that why it got game of the year and also i dont know if anyone agrees with me or not but oblivion is twice the game mass effect is AND there is more to do in oblivion when u have like a small country v.s. a galaxy

  • both

  • I have never fliped my mako... is it even possible?

  • NUMBCHUCK SKILLS LOL HAHHAHAHAHA

    I subscribed because of that lol

  • Lol "Unlike Oblivion I can actauly make my female chick hoooot..."

  • That made me laugh when I heard that!

    Great vid.

  • Im getting this game TODAY!!!! YAY IM SO EXCITED!

  • wait you can take out ur gun any time and just balst away at anyone SWEET!

  • Game looks awesome. However your speech patterns are terrible to listen to. You should write down what you want to say before you speak.

  • im going to get this some time this week

  • Funny comment on Oblivion lol.

  • Anyone recomends me to buy it?

  • U should! its awesome

  • since this is told before you become a spectar, your not the first spectar your commander is

  • does it have co-op?

  • no it does not

  • YEAH IT DOES XPLAY SAID THEY DID

  • TES IV and this are best RPGs of this generation.

  • this game owns ass

  • I am totally getting this game for my B-Day

  • it has a sex scene in it

  • Stfu super you weird fag.

  • WHAT DID I DO TO YOU BITCH

  • Look at what you typed "Bitch"

  • its spelled right are you dumb?!

  • No you fucking fool, What kind of a retard tries to inform people the game has "A sex scene in it"

  • i dont even have dead rising .

    I have bioshock,call of duty 4 ,halo 3,gears of war , rainbow six vegas 2, and nbalive 08

    my collection sucks!lol

  • DUDE i ahd my 360 for a lil over a year (1 day lol) AND I ONLY HAVE forza motorsport2 and guitar hero3 and and halo 3 BTW whats ur GT: myne is theguy182

  • bioshocks better

  • Bioshock sucks nuts. I still dont understand how that game won game of the year. It was boring and stupid to me. I liked Mass Effect better and I dont even really play RPGs that much. And Mass Effect graphics are way fuckin better than Bioshock. The faces and animations shit looks way more realistic.

  • this is a great review. loved it.

  • love the pop in of M. Night when you say "twist"

  • this guy is so annoying

  • Mass effect's DRM give you 3 lifetime installations, EVER!! ok so how will this fight piracy? Either I buy the game and am limited to 3 lifetime installations or i go pirate and download/copy and install it whenever, where ever, and as many times as I like... I will NOT buy the game because of the hassle and if I ever pirate the game (I won't), EA has lost a sale regardless. smart people workin at that there company.

  • Love your review i finally decided to buy it

  • i might buy this game

  • I know this game is great and a lot of people love it but I have issues about the PC version. This game looks awesome and probobly deserves 10 out of 10 but gets point off for the unreasonable DRM, which I consider similar to horrible program bugs or like buying a great luxury car and finding out that the car you bought was a lemon. That said, I'll pass on mass effect...with disappointment and sadness. I WANT to play these games but I dont HAVE to buy these games.

  • The Game's Cutscenes look like shots out of a movie, I love it!

  • You can upgrade your computer hacking skills juggling skills or nunchuck skillz

  • normandy is the name of the pool i go to LOL!

  • your voice is noisy

  • Beating the game means you can use your same character (Level/Equipment) to start a new game, preferably on a harder difficulty.

  • After you beat the main story can you still keep playing?

  • awesome review

  • man the review sounds drunk as

    hes the man

  • I think I'll get this for the PC. There's nothing wrong with the 360 version, it's just that the PC version seems to be a bit better.

  • can you explain why the pc version is better, like i'm not trying to be rude but i'm just curios

  • better graphic(gtx 9800=boom!!),better control,no need to pause all the fucking time to use your bio power(quick slot)+the download content for mass effect for pc is FREE,lol!!

  • wow at 1:48 that looked alot kotor 1s Taris

  • Umm sort of... Can i ask you how ?

  • I am guessing the person talking is supposed to be funny? I couldn't tell, I thuoght he was just being a jackass... Anyone?

  • lol tool but this game is the best single player expirience I've ever had. 9.6 for me. never played the old republic.

  • this is the best review I watched of this game, out of gamespot, IGN and gametrailers.

  • it means that the game has frame rate problems where the game get kinda "choppy" or laggy for some of u ppl would prefer to say.

  • Wow the narrator is weird.. but cool:D

    btw: ''problems with an unstable framerate''

    what do they mean with that?

  • So true about elevators

  • the narrator sounds like napolean dynamite grown up

  • hahhhahahh nunchuck skills...

  • The guy that talk at 1:51 sound like juleus from Saints Row

  • its the same guy!! keith david. he also did the voice of the arbiter in the halo trilogy.

  • oh right cool

  • that guy is the same guy from saints row , he some kinda famous actor he's in a few movies

  • "twist" ahaha. Good review. Mss effect is so awesome. I just beat it tonight and can't wait to go back and play as a chick. I can't believe I missed the sex scene.