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  • We are ACTA.. etc etc, you know how it goes..

  • warhammer 40k necrons rape borg c tan gods eat planets and are immunity assimilation necrons uberape borg

  • METTAL BAWKSES?! THE BORG HAVE METTAL BAWKSES?! WE SHALL TAEK AWAY THEIR METTAL BAWKSES!

    on a lesser note: SSIIINNNDDDRRRIII!

  • I like the borg, they dont scare me, I would set my butler on them.

  • but the light side have cookies and milk.;)

  • ok if there is any non borg left on the planet ,we need to find that stargate QUICKLY.

  • To any Stargate: Atlantis fans, but did that sound like a Wraith?

  • @wessnyder117 No wraith are completly different species that are basically parasites.

  • reapers and borg are same way borg you wil be exterminated by daleks

  • @190shepard ewww how dare you cross over fiction with crap keep your daleks to your own fantasy. turd!

  • @190shepard Nah man. One or two drones, or maybe if the Daleks are lucky and get the drop on them one or two cubes would be exterminated. Then the Borg would adapt and assimilate the Daleks. Which is kind of scary: Dalek voice with Borg words.

  • Voltage divided by current is futile.

  • @TheOtherNeutrino lol dats a good 1

  • I dunno, the Dark Side said they had cookies.

  • Although I liked this movie, I thought the writers really ruined the Borg by giving them a queen. The best thing about the borg was that they had no individual leaders. Another mistake they made is giving the Borg the ability to travel through time. The only reason the borg failed is because the Enterprise was there to follow them. Now a borg ship in the delta quadrant can travel back in time and go assimilate earth in the past and there's no federation ship to follow them this time.

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  • @marilyn007manson1 Moore & Braga discuss that in the commentary. They did try writing it with just drones at first, but it didn't work. There's no drama without someone to talk to. They're basically like zombies. Even on the show they found ways to individualize the Borg: Locutus, Hugh, Lore's rogue Borg.

    As for why not go back in the Delta Q, they wouldn't have the Federation's technological distinctiveness that way. (Which begs the question, why go back at all?)

  • @toddsmitts I guess you have a good point on the time travel idea. As for the movie, I think it would have been better if they some how brought Lore back and had him in control of the Borg rather than create the Borg Queen. I also thought it would be a cool idea if the writers made a movie where the crew traveled back in time and it turns out that Dr Soong created the borg somehow in the past and they turned against him and became what they are now.

  • @marilyn007manson1 Apparently a similar story was pitched for what would have been Enterprise's 5th season: It would've involved casting Alice Krige as some Starfleet scientist or something who unwittingly becomes the first Queen. I gotta say, much as like most of the later ENT stories, I really hated that idea.

    It's ridiculously implausible and Earth-centric that a human would have somehow created this super-powerful cybernetic species localized on the other side of the galaxy.

  • @toddsmitts If anyone actually reads the Star Trek Destiny books.....there is one of them that actually explains the entire existance of the Borg once and for all, how they came about etc, Book 3, Lost Souls......I won't mention how it ends :)

    But what David Mack came up with was a very interesting premise for the Borg :D

  • @Dippers85 Of course novels, as good as some of them are, are not canon. Personally, I always assumed the Borg were some Delta Quadrant species that were overrun by their own technology (a la Skynet)

  • @toddsmitts Unfortunately I never watched Enterprise. For some reason, I just didn't like the idea of them doing episodes from the past of the episodes we were used to. But then again it took me a while before I gave DS9 and Voyager a chance too and now I love both of those series.

  • @toddsmitts But it would take some creative thinking for the writers to somehow put Dr Soong in the past and in the Delta Quadrant.

  • Am I the only one who wants to be a Borg?

  • @Beastdemon666 I'm sure some day we will become more like them. The addition of mechanical upgrades will make us stronger, fater & smarter. I like you wouldn't want to be left behind.

  • We are America. Give us your oil and surrender your armies. Your culture will adapt. Resistance is futile.

  • looks like cubikon from dark orbit lol

  • 14 people are species 8472

  • lower your ships and surrender your shields.... oh wait

  • ok but im only running windows xp... not sure its worth assimilation honestly

  • Bing brought me here.

  • Sounds like the Bush administration.

  • Lowering shields. Borg, you are clear to board. All personnel report to teleportation deck to await assimilation.

  • BUT DO YOU HAVE FUCKEN COOKIES!!!!!

  • We are the 99%

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  • @morcova I may be part of the 99%, but I'm not a mindless drone that obeys the will of the elitist 1%. Don't be fooled...the people you hate control both parties. Whether it's Bush or Obama policy; the rape on America still continues on. So merge 99% & Tea Party events. "we the people" have to unite because divided we'll certainly fall.If we stay divided we'll just keep blaming each other for the rape happening to America. Like it or not...we're all in this together

  • @coldsteel122 Couldn´t have said it better myself. Glad to know I´m not the only one who is awake and ready to resist the ones calling us terrorists simply because we won´t fall in line with the program

  • @morcova the 99% are the hive mind Together we out think them. All they have left is Thuggery.

    Freedom = "I won't"

  • We are the Borg. We support Occupy Wall Street.

  • The Sisko woould kicl ass

  • @qu1nnc Sisko sucks ass

  • We are the Borg. Resistance is voltage divided by current.

  • @PiscatorLager Resistance is futile if <1 Ohm.

  • @PiscatorLager wrong. resistance is partisans/ square km :)

  • @PiscatorLager and real power is voltage multiplied by current.

  • Sounds like some of the political leftists I know.

  • We are the humans. Lower your freedom and surrender your rights. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is bullshit.

  • @greenglory101 Well, what you mean seem to be more subhumans, then anything else...

  • The Borg have 375 accounts. This is insufficient. Your account will be assimilated. Your Username and Password uniquity will be added to our own. Your channels will be made to service us. Resistance is Futile.

  • This needs to be AT&Ts new slogan

  • @Articwolf9 Hey, the service may suck but at least it's cheap compared to other companies.

  • We are the Borg

  • My SMS sound :)

  • hey borg fuck your couch

  • And about a million hackers have used this audio clip on uploaded viruses. It suck to get it, but it 'aint half bad, either :)

  • This is how they tell us how the future will be. When it happens, people will say, "Why didn´t we see this coming? The signs were right in our faces!"

    And Illuminati will laugh once more

  • I don't get this video. I can't understand what they're saying. Is there a punchline or somethin?

  • @enkopingsbo Too put it in their words, resistance is futile.

  • I thought of this speech when I recently read about the "anonymous" hackers who claim they will take down Facebook.

  • The next STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS to the former USA.

  • I am chuck norris resistence is futile.

  • @elsewho That's exactly what he said to the Borg Queen before he had his way with her.

    "So pack up and get your asses back to the Delta Quadrant before I roundhouse kick em back there!"

  • I think the Borg are greatly underappreciated. I know I would like to be assimilated.

  • @IsakGerson I find the act of assimilation fascinating. Thumbs up if you think this world would be better off if we were like the Borg.

  • @Powershade117 You must be a nerd who never has any hope of being with a normal naked female... I like my girls silicon free...

  • @Plur307 Geez dude, lighten up. I was joking. That comment stung

  • you know the borg were based on the terrorists in the middle east. it was the whole convert to our fucked up beliefs or die thing

  • @sjconker64 Eh, no, they were based on the Cybermen from Doctor Who. But you are welcome to your opinion.

  • The Sisko would've made the Borg sorry and then kicked their asses around the galaxy for fun. He is just that good :-)

  • @qu1nnc , do you think the Borg would assimilate the Goa'uld?

  • We are the Simpsons. Lower your head and surrender your brain. We will remove your intellect and replace it with our own. Your stupidity will be adapted to serve us. Resistance is futile.

  • The english original is much better than the german version. Its more... scarry or spooky

  • We are South Park, lower your kindness and surrender your empathy. We shall replace your compassion and tolerance of other races with our own. Your dislikes will adapt to be satired. Resistance is futile.

  • We are the nwo, lower your defenses and surrender your freedom. We will destroy your resources and technological advances and add to our own. Your liberties will adapt to service us. Resistence is futile

  • We are civilization, lower your instincts and surrender your survival. We will transform your natural and tasty home to our own view. Your meat will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.

  • We are the Tea Party, lower your intelligence and surrender your allegiance to truth. We trample your philosophical and humanistic ideas with our own. Your worst hatred and prejudice will be inflamed to suit us. Democracy is futile. More parodies of this will come later.

  • @godzillavkk you're terrible person.

  • @SecuR0M What for? I'm just making Borg parodies out of things I felt it fit with. I'm no eco-terrorist if your talking about that nature thing, but I do dislike the Tea Party and South Park, is there a problem with that?

  • Notice how after they say "Resistance is futile" someone ALWAYS fires a torpedo

  • Six people have became assimilated.

  • excellent

  • We are 4kids. Lower your expectations and surrender your hope. We shall edit your anime and other shows, and make them our own. The Japanese culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile

  • Clearly this was pre Janeway

  • Jean-Luc Picard made 6 accounts and disliked this.

  • @PlantOParadise I am Lecutus of Borg, resistance is futile.

  • @PlantOParadise  OH SHUT THE FUUUUCK UP!!!!

  • @tarasvoice Why? Just because I made a witty comment you have to be a faggot about it and slap me? Fuck off.

  • @PlantOParadise  14*

  • we are the communists. Lower your wepons and surrender your freedom. we will make sure your freedom and individualality will be dissolved. your ways will be used to profit us. resistance is futile. comply or will nuke your sorry selfs.

  • @CombatarmVideo freedom is utopic thought. Even in democratic west we are not free at all

  • minecraft is the spawn of the Borg, it's purpose addaptation of the biological organisms. Resistance is futile

  • Am I the only one to see a similarity between this and the British empire? We are the British, lower your defences and surrender your countries. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to servoce us. Resistence is futile.

  • 6 people have been assimilated.

  • The only thing I did'nt understand is why did'nt the Borg move faster and carry firearms of some kind?You'd think that for such an advanced race whose technology was supposed to be years in front of the Federation and other species that they would,instead of just walking slowly and getting shot until they adapt.

  • @howiescream They use sound and other electronic readings....

  • @howiescream What I dont get is since the Borg adapt quickly to energy weapons, why don't they just replicate some shotguns and AK-47s and blow them away old style?

  • @RealH0rr0rsh0w

    i have always wondered that till i saw picard use a tommy 20 on a Borg in first contact

    ... he has issues

  • @howiescream Guns harm harvestable material. You are better off sacrificing a pawn to just simply assimilate the whole army.

  • @howiescream

    The Borg are cybernetic organisms meaning they need to rely on the organic host they befell. Now a human body can only be that fast carrying all the cybernetic implants not forgetting that the whole body gets more stiff with all the altered muscle tissue. So yeah, they could move as fast as a human or maybe even faster, but that borg would shred itself to pieces as the implants tear the tissue of the host apart. Do you get the idea?

  • @howiescream because they don't *need* to. They're very self-assured

  • PIND DEMANDS THAT YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!

  • Do you have any cookies?

  • all of the different series could have had great movies made about them, there is so much room to move, the trick is to actually get good story writers, directors and artists instead of the useless crap pushers they normally get

  • Reapers Vs the borg, who would win?

  • The Flood from Halo vs. the Borg. That would be an interesting fight.

  • @F14ace Yeah it would. I think in the end I'd put my money on the Flood though (floodified borg ships? yikes)

  • @F14ace my vote would be borg, there nano machines would kill the flood spores making the flood usless. that is of course a guess tho

  • this is my favorite line in st tng first contact no joke that movie was sick i also think the other series should of had movies i thought of some real good movie ideas

  • @Thenitrohawk64 I don't think DS9 could have a Movie, unless it were set during the Dominion War.

  • @Kefka44 I agree. It says a lot about the last three star trek series that not one of them was actually good enough to base a movie on. Hell, after they squeezed the last drop of milk out of TNG's withered and blackened udders, they went right back to Kirk & Crew. Didnt even give DS9 or *gag* ... voyager... a sniff. Dear god a Voyager movie would have been the deathknell of star trek.

    Not to say TNG was great of course, it was still an endless charade of quantum-space-wedgies, but still...

  • @Etimos I disagree, all of them had potential for great films if done properly

  • @hughheggen Well DS:9 maybe, but not Voyager or Enterprise. Enterprise already stepped into the classic Super-Prequel hole enough times, trying to out-do and out-perform the previous series while still clinging to the thin veil of 'prequel' and not actually step too far over the line, and any movie about Enterprise would have been a needlessly over-the-top piece of crap awkwardly shoehorned into a canon that doesnt want or need it.

    As for USS Reset Button, nuff said.

  • @Etimos I don't know what you mean by that. TNG was of course a great show that had the exploration of the human condition and depth and heart that makes trek in general great. That's why I dislike the new movie so much because it had none of that.

  • @mummra4ever You dont know what a Quantum Space Wedgie is, or you dont know why I said it?

    Well, look at the TNG series as a whole. 90% of all the shows were "Oh my god, X is happening, we have to stop X", which is typical for a series of that type, and of Star Trek in particular.

    Now of course yes, they did explore deeper subjects. "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!" is quite possibly the best line I've ever heard in a star trek episode of any series, and you just CANNOT beat Patrick Stewart.

  • @Kefka44 yes you can, it would be hard tho but a great story and script writer could do it

  • The Borg are the best Star Trek villians ever which is why is probably why the networks never show them on reruns.

  • M$

  • I like turtles.

  • All your bases are belong to us.

  • @MasterAdam100 meme fail. All Your Base: You're doing it wrong.

  • @Etimos FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • anytime anyone brings up karl marx i hear this in the back of my head

  • OMG IT'S THE MATRIX!! I knew this was gonna happen! *sigh*

  • @TranshumanCyborg there is

  • We are multi-national corporations in search of profits for our Illuminati elites. Mergers and acquisitions will occur until we possess everything, including your soul.

  • mobile consumers

  • Does anyone know who performed this part? It kind of sounds like Leonard Nimoy with a touch of distortion. I think it is in the pronounciation of the words.

  • Does anyone know who performed this part? It kind of sounds like Leonard Nimoy with a touch of distortion.

  • Islam, Christianity ...etc.. all the same crock ... a Christianity vs Islam debate is pointless because they are the exact same fear-mogering crock ...

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  • @coldsteel122 Dude, do you have any idea what you're talking about? "Primitive way of life"?? I thought I had a grasp on american ignorance, but you have just taken my disgust to a new level. Though, to be fair, I would absolutely LOVE to hear your reasoning for this hateful comment. I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Seriously, it's a 17 second sound bite from star trek. why do you have to bring islam into it? All in all, I guess my message is this:

    FUCK YOU

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  • Do you have cookies?

  • We are the Daleks, lower your shields and surrender the TARDIS. Your biological and Technological distinctiveness shall be destroyed. Your culture shall be exterminated. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!

  • @Anglomachian The Daleks are irrelevant. Species former known as Kaleds will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

  • @ironhidewatson Pfft

  • @Anglomachian yh lol i agree daleks vs the borg i dont think anyone would win

  • @ironhidewatson The Borg could not assimilate the Daleks, Dalek suits are too advanced and the Daleks too intelligent. The Dalek weapons would initially have trouble I think, but I think they could adapt

  • nice #ftw

  • We are the Borg. Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile. 

  • @ArcherTPol the whole quote terrified me when i was little im 16 now and i still get a small shiver everytime its played

  • RELIGION IS IRRELEVANT. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.  YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. YOU WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE THE COLLECTIVE.

  • In every video I watch no matter how mundane. Why does some jackass feel the need to make some atheist/religious comment.

  • @TheEclipse9990 because they are not borg.

    

  • I thought it was "lower your shields and prepare to be boarded" :/

  • @TranshumanCyborg And the republicans aren't overly nationalistic? I was giving examples. I was merely commenting that we tend to give characters or species that we have made up very human qualities and then exaggerate them. People say you can't learn anything from fantasy like star trek, bsg, b5 and so on just depends if your listening actively.

  • @TranshumanCyborg I would say any species in any show created are simply humanities worst and best qualities. ie the Borg I would say is religion and or a complete totalitarian regime that only conquers or converts because that is their primary order. Klingon's would probably be the republican party, Romulan what happens if we don't if we should. yada yada. 

  • am i that pathetic that i know this thing off by heart

  • "We are the Borg. You will be annihilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness have become irrelevant. Resistance is futile...but welcome."

  • We are the Church. Lower your intelligence and surrender your mind. We will add your philosophical and personal distinctiveness to our own. Your life will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

  • Cool.

  • I kinda liked how they one-upped the "We are the Borg"-speech in the novel "Greater Than The Sum":

    "We are the Borg. You will be ANNIHILATED. Your biological and technological distinctivenesses have become irrelevant. Resistance is futile... but welcome."

    Would LOVE to hear that onscreen one day.

  • @Draco1985m That's not really true though - the Borg don't see it as destruction, but exactly as phrased, assimilation. They only assimilate if they see a quality that they wish to obtain as part of the collective. If they wanted to annihilate a species, they wouldn't mention that their biological and technological distinctiveness would be added to their own...because it wouldn't...it would be annihilated. ;p

  • @clavarnway That's why they stated - keeping with their regular mentioning of "biological and technological distinctiveness" - that those have become "irrelevant".

    Meaning: "Hello Federation.

    You pissed us off SO much we no longer want to do you the favor of assimilating you. You're no longer annoying, you're a threat. So now, you simply all die.

    Sincerely, your pals, the Borg."

  • One of the greatest cinematic villians of all time. What an idea this must have been.

  • @jayce79 If you were an Alien culture and you detected the sound of borg engines headed your way, your cultrure is OVER, DONE, FINISHED!

  • @asl126

    Yep. That's what it was. Your scrooed.

  • I want this as a ringtone!

  • @lonerkyle02

    This IS my ringtone.

  • @lonerkyle02 me too

  • So much discusion about religion at the video

    but then again religion is kinda like the borg trying to assimilate everyone out there

  • does anyone know what kind of youns this is behind the borgs voice? It goes up and down in a negative dune, in the game dune 2000 i belive its alsow found

  • "We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

  • Id probably shit myself if i heard this in the middle of the night

  • Hm funny how an SF ultimate badguy with absolutly no respect for any culture what so ever can lead to an discussion about religion.

    Sorry, but the real faith is in your heart as long as people need to prove themselfs or feel the need to comment on eachothers religion there just nothing more than sheep.

    @vid, still the best oneliner in Star Trek :)

  • Why is everyone arguing about Muslims vs. Christians on a page about the Borg?! Come on people! Get with the assimilation. Pointless discussion is futile!