7:50 - 8:14 Scratch: On your marks, get set, GO!! (the two start running, Robotnik eats a banana then throws on the ground) Dr. Robotnik: Quack! Dr. Qwark: The name's Qwark! (he slips on banana peel, causing him to slide) (Robotnik falls down) Dr. Robotnik: YEEOOW!!! Sonic: And no one wins! Hey, Qwark, Robotnik, ever heard expressions cheaters never prosper? Nobody wins when you cheat. Play it fair the only way to go whenever you win or lose. Sonic says.
Sonic is fag. It's time for another episode of yourmomsucksbitch says: Kids it's never cool to be above the influence. If your friends tell you to smoke crack then do whatever your friends do. Remember be a follower not a leader. :)
"PIZZA GUYS! WE DELIVER" -police officer comes- "get lost! cant you see were impersonating a police man?" what happened to being a pizza delivery man?
9:36 he doesn't sound like he's having any more fun than he was before, not to mention he isn't swinging very much... he actually sounds depressed >.>
Police! open up! get lost! can't you see we're impersonating a policeman?! Oh, my goth, that makes me laugh every single time! That, and that clip where the dog is chasing dr robotnik. DOWN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone know if tails was sonic's brother or just his friend? Because sonic calls him little bro in some videos and little buddy in others. Maybe he's both, like the lander sisters, or the way brothers
I don't think it was really about buying a toilet plunger. I think it was meant to be funny (but wasn't in my opinion) and to tell kids to save up for something special intstead of spending money on junk
Nr. 22 is misinformation, there are, in fact, a ton of poisonus flowers; so telling toddelers that there aren't any poisonus flowers might be counter-productive as they wander off eating everything exept poison-ivy.
Sonic you Urkelbrain! There are lots of poison flowers on Earth! Jasmine, Irises, Daffodils, Foxglove, and even Buttercups are highly poisonous and can cause DEATH!!! And since when do YOU go to school?!?
Sonic is stupid, in the one about not opening the door to anyone you should never, ever say anything to the person knocking because then they know your kids are inside alone, then they can break in.
How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
hello Crayolapup, take a look at (stream episodes (DOT) net) to enjoy complete tv shows as well as movies given that youtube wouldn't permit these types of videos.
I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but Sonic Says makes the kiss in Next Gen look like it should've won an Oscar. That's how bad this cartoon looks.
Tails then- 4 1/2 and naive. but adorable
Tails now- 3 1/2 years older and a genius..
WT* ?
lilsingingsensation 6 days ago
Did that guy just say "major boner"?!?!?
bluegoldmacawman 3 weeks ago
5:04 Junior has that look on his face that says I...Dont...Give...A...F*** about it XD
Mr64Marios 1 month ago
6:13
Ive been to court twice!!
jonasosaurus 1 month ago
2:50 They aren't wearing helmets ._.
xXWarriorCassidyXx 1 month ago
Please upload five videos for Sonic News Network website. Thanks!
AeizzatToha 1 month ago
When did they air this show??
matter9278 1 month ago
@matter9278 late 90's early 00's
lilsingingsensation 6 days ago
U an,a hole jk lol
firestar78965 1 month ago
Fick lol
firestar78965 1 month ago
"Not getting enough sleep could ruin your whole day!" And that's why I hate school.
BATTLEBEARSFREAK101 1 month ago
7:50 - 8:14 Scratch: On your marks, get set, GO!! (the two start running, Robotnik eats a banana then throws on the ground) Dr. Robotnik: Quack! Dr. Qwark: The name's Qwark! (he slips on banana peel, causing him to slide) (Robotnik falls down) Dr. Robotnik: YEEOOW!!! Sonic: And no one wins! Hey, Qwark, Robotnik, ever heard expressions cheaters never prosper? Nobody wins when you cheat. Play it fair the only way to go whenever you win or lose. Sonic says.
AeizzatToha 1 month ago
When tai
facepandaparty 1 month ago
Sonic is fag. It's time for another episode of yourmomsucksbitch says: Kids it's never cool to be above the influence. If your friends tell you to smoke crack then do whatever your friends do. Remember be a follower not a leader. :)
yourmomsucksbitch 1 month ago
wait 8 year olds cant go to jail only 18 or up can go to jail i found a BIG mistake
Zachandhisdicky47101 2 months ago
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Zachandhisdicky47101 2 months ago
that's ashernot tails to you sonic!
Goltork2 3 months ago
"PIZZA GUYS! WE DELIVER" -police officer comes- "get lost! cant you see were impersonating a police man?" what happened to being a pizza delivery man?
qewbert 3 months ago
2:48 what about having a bike helment on?
wotldthe2006 3 months ago
hehh.....drug store....ehehe.......HAAH!!!!!!!XD
MrKillerman229 4 months ago
*sneezes on Sonic*
misspinkpunkykat 5 months ago
If I would have stayed in school, I'd be dead by now, Sonic.
misspinkpunkykat 5 months ago
Wonder how many vets specalize in black blobs?
misspinkpunkykat 5 months ago
9:36 he doesn't sound like he's having any more fun than he was before, not to mention he isn't swinging very much... he actually sounds depressed >.>
ClassicGamesFTW 5 months ago
Episode 32 I thought tails was gona get death by lethal injection but I guess no flying for a month is just as good
Carred20 5 months ago
wait a minute for the 1st one the...thing... ate through the box, then all of the sudden, theres only one open end again
nelsonr12 8 months ago
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look at 7:23 sonic look directly at tails. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
loganfx123 8 months ago
look at 7:23 sonic look directly at tails. ಠ_ಠ
loganfx123 8 months ago
look at 7:23 sonic look directly at tails. ಠ_ಠ
loganfx123 8 months ago
Jr. was Dr. Eggman! Now I get it!
crazyjoel123 8 months ago
I lol'd so hard at the psa about getting in the clothes dryer
DimLantern 9 months ago
7:20
Tails went around the world in eight seconds.
mrdaltdalt11 9 months ago
lol the 1 at 4:14 who the fuck actually dose that?
ColtsFan773 9 months ago
GO TO THE DRUG STORE AND GET SOME COCAINE XD
CCAWT 9 months ago
rest are educational but i dont think 23 will make kids that happy
dragonwolfboy1 9 months ago
@TheDrawingfreak101 Ok, I failed
Manicup 9 months ago
"I dont know, but I'm sure he'll be fair, thats what judges are for"
What world do they live in? in the real world its just bribing and the accused or victim taking things way out of proportion to get an advantage.
valon750 10 months ago
will tails ever learn to spell says right?
TheDrawingFreak1o1 10 months ago
@TheDrawingFreak1o1 No. It would've been too original.
Manicup 9 months ago
Sonic keeps saying "it wont hurt a cartoon character"
well they are cartoon charcaters!
lollipop1048 10 months ago
Im pretty sure the kids got the idea with the dry from , Bevis and Butthead.
mcbad12 10 months ago 4
LMAO "Use it, or lose it"
mcbad12 10 months ago
at 6:58 his glove disappears and at 7:02 a random scarf appears.
mrnintendo622 10 months ago
7:08 Well, these skulls were a good medicine for me!
8:11 Sonic's ass.
9:36 That's mama Luigi to you, Mario!
SWFlash0 11 months ago
7:10 Skulls mean bad medicine!
jman23005 11 months ago
4:53. "Whats the judge gonna do to me Sonic?" I say rape you Tails
sonicvsmario266 1 year ago
IT GETS PRETTY HOT IN THERE ! lol i pee myself each time ..
Arcanine74 1 year ago
@3:40 I am pretty much watching this at 1 am...
SongofthePresence 1 year ago
sonic and my mother must be related. They sound so much alike
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
it's a trap! It's a trap!
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
my brains are scrambled. That looks like fun. I must be all wet too.
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
Police! open up! get lost! can't you see we're impersonating a policeman?! Oh, my goth, that makes me laugh every single time! That, and that clip where the dog is chasing dr robotnik. DOWN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
Does anyone know if tails was sonic's brother or just his friend? Because sonic calls him little bro in some videos and little buddy in others. Maybe he's both, like the lander sisters, or the way brothers
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
I don't think it was really about buying a toilet plunger. I think it was meant to be funny (but wasn't in my opinion) and to tell kids to save up for something special intstead of spending money on junk
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
they took these psa's out when the cartoons were shown in other countries
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
I love the one about not opening the door when your parents aren't home or busy. And the one about wild animals when the dog chases robotnik!
TaTgurl1003 1 year ago
6:15
Yup. All you need to do to stop aliens is give them orange juice.
ghfantv 1 year ago 12
why does tails have no balls
mariofreak444 1 year ago
@mariofreak444
No penis either
gerryono 1 year ago
Sure create a generation of hoarders by telling kids to not throw anything away.
bagladyssuk 1 year ago
wtf sonic and eggman are friends when they were babies so how are they enemies now?
MegaRandom100 1 year ago
@MegaRandom100 i think that was robotnik.jr
heart4element 1 year ago
Im a pharmacist......1:17 has just made my life complete :-)
Badmanashtray 1 year ago
Tails in front of a court...
Kids in dryers...
Buying new toilet plungers rather than toys...
Sonic is an idiot.
super58173 1 year ago
He rides a bike, but wears no protection. GREAT.
super58173 1 year ago
Nr. 22 is misinformation, there are, in fact, a ton of poisonus flowers; so telling toddelers that there aren't any poisonus flowers might be counter-productive as they wander off eating everything exept poison-ivy.
ubulunikum 1 year ago
after all this time, tails still doesnt know how to spell says
blackout4491 1 year ago
3:31 u would have been a maja mess damn kidz
sonic was the kid who climbed in the dryer
sonic its at TRAP!
weirdlightsaber44 1 year ago
lol sonic isnt wearing a helmet on 2:49 he doesnt give good advice :P
Gangster5759 1 year ago
im not effected by posion ivy
is tht bad?
GinyuForceRules 1 year ago
Episode 21 - Sonic Gets Trashed
Two faced little bastard. He tells kids not to drink in part 3
NickHiryu 1 year ago
7:10 - sonic is randomly wearing a scarf in what appears to be a desert
ImaginaryHuman072889 1 year ago
also I find it funny that he says to go to school and get an education and all that shit but he never goes to school
Telamon8 1 year ago
@Telamon8 Sonic is like an adult I guess...but yeah Tails should be *shifts eyes*
MoonlightSeaLuv 1 year ago
@Telamon8 its a cartoon dude
MrGladBEASTftw 1 year ago
0:26 , oh ya?!Two dollars to hug him three to pet him
Telamon8 1 year ago
Sonic you Urkelbrain! There are lots of poison flowers on Earth! Jasmine, Irises, Daffodils, Foxglove, and even Buttercups are highly poisonous and can cause DEATH!!! And since when do YOU go to school?!?
loneshewolf74 1 year ago
"That's astronaut Tails to you, Sonic!"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" Notice anything?
DestinyHeroFlamer 1 year ago 26
@DestinyHeroFlamer yes.
amberlynn6914 8 months ago
Episode 24.. What if you're home alone? I guess you're gonna be the owner of that house for a long time.
TheScars75 1 year ago
Why did they did the one about climbing in a dryer? Even a kid cant be that stupid!
MamaLuigiBarrelRoll 1 year ago
1:25 POT! sonic smokes!
komotoko 1 year ago
7:24 if he had just looked to his right he could have found him lol
TheAlleyCats5000 1 year ago
use it or lose it...sonic your a blue talking hedgehog with legs and one huge eye with two pupils on each side do not pass judgement
mrbattlenet 1 year ago
Sonic is stupid, in the one about not opening the door to anyone you should never, ever say anything to the person knocking because then they know your kids are inside alone, then they can break in.
MrPretzelStickz 1 year ago
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OMG im not even in school yet and im learning SOOOO much
naruto9807 1 year ago
Ep. 24 fail to stick to plan
Ep. 35 epic fail to notice
Lol
m4p5t0n 1 year ago
That's Astronaut Tails to you, Sonic! >=(
Travelsbyshfflc 1 year ago
fucking hilaroits
lol332211 1 year ago
wait did that slime thing accept a drink from someone he dident know? dident they do a sonic says thing about that
Nintendomanic 1 year ago
he missed something suicide he didnt say that to the empire state building
TheKinglord1100 1 year ago
tails should be the smart 1... tails pwnz
justinjacobchannel 1 year ago
Sonic DOESN'T SAY lol
nintendoninja9000 1 year ago
2:49 you're not wearing a helmat dumbass
alexmodfireball 1 year ago
thats mama luigi to you sonic XD
cyndershadow67 1 year ago
@cyndershadow67 Thats astronaut Luigi to you Mario!
SuperMrBentley 1 year ago
i hear ya knocking but you cant cum in LOL WTF
draakheated 1 year ago
"does that look like fun to you?"
HELL YEAH!!
Hunters225 1 year ago
hahathat dryer idea is sweet XD
Dziuravy 1 year ago
if its missing then record them all without ep.30
MrBOBMAN567 1 year ago
2:46 Wait! They didn't put on their helmets or any safety gear! How's that safe?
WolfDemon013 1 year ago
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How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
LuckierKmart 1 year ago
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How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
LuckierKmart 1 year ago
How come everyone in this cartoon besides Sonic is a complete retard? I wonder how many people would die if sonic wasn't there. That would make a good movie
LuckierKmart 1 year ago
This is what kept the show afloat.
patrickc1193 1 year ago
HAHA Sonic and tails dont wear helmets at 2:49 xD
Flaffen98 1 year ago
No flying...-.-
LOL bad example
CultureCreat0r 1 year ago
Another reason why sonic is better than mario. HA Take that nintendo!
videokiller214 1 year ago
damnit sega you let other people turn your video game into a kiddy cartoon.
Airking11 1 year ago
some of these lessons seen unecessery and seems like they were begining to run out of ideas
DANNYBARE2 1 year ago
The judge had an old timey wig like in england
StopSocialismUSA 1 year ago
Episode 24 Sonic Says: Weren't Scratch and Grounder impersonating pizza deliverers? Not policemen?
ness682 1 year ago
sonic says cheatings wrong hes always cheating with his speed
mattyluvspokemon08 1 year ago
Wow, I was about to play in the dryer and now i won't. Thank you sonic =P
sonic0shadow 1 year ago
sonic is the coolest hedgehog i've seen in my life lol
95LastDon 1 year ago
Steve Urkel haha, Jaleel White is Sonic
royalty4bi9 1 year ago
i noticed neither sonic or tails wore helmet riding that bike o_o
HarrRoog55 1 year ago
When it got 1:03 i thought that said "Pedo-Sonic" 0_o
Zombiepwnage117 1 year ago
4:48 yes sonic, eat a chili dog just laying on the floor
webkinzX0X0 1 year ago
6:58 GRABBING PILLZ!!!!!! 8D
leonidash15 1 year ago
Sonic is the best role model!
SomeFluffer64 1 year ago
Taails dosent even have a mum and dad sonic is his kina parent
downsHG3 1 year ago
2:24 ok so i should shout i was alone home and say thay cant come in? that just not smart... just pretent your not home
kjulo88 1 year ago
growing up with like this is going to get you killed in high school
thecloak1001 1 year ago
to me it looks like they started to run out of advice to give
Dafer221 1 year ago
"I'll buy that new toilet plunger and make robotnik proud"
bluethehedghog 1 year ago
@webkinzlover122
You're really all wet!
bluethehedghog 1 year ago
is this the first time sonic talked and tails is wich gender
famous305matrix 1 year ago
Episode 25.... umm, why weren't they wearing helmets? Didn't Sonic say to wear helmets in another episode?
SunBokSegaGirl 1 year ago
cover my face??? what is sonic trying to tell me????
MyPoofy 1 year ago
hello Crayolapup, take a look at (stream episodes (DOT) net) to enjoy complete tv shows as well as movies given that youtube wouldn't permit these types of videos.
Sonic Says Part 2 (Episodes 20-39)
vincenthanson534 1 year ago
why does he have a brooklyn accent?
sickel101 1 year ago
"That's Astronaut Tails to you Sonic."
Ha ha ha xD
ApplesAreLethal 1 year ago
@webkinzlover122 :D
taxmn 1 year ago
Sonic is so awesome
SeanGordonXRX 1 year ago
4:47 sonic is eating a sausage from the street xD
(My point- He doesn't know who left it there and it could be drugged for all he knows)
CorruptedPenguin 1 year ago
4:34 clothes dryer can brake you balls lol
KSX387 1 year ago
bones lol.
FatalUnfair 1 year ago
Sonic wasn,t wearing a hemlet he broke his rule he if fired
downsHG3 1 year ago
since when does sonic have a scarf?!
peppypenguin101 2 years ago
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peppypenguin101 2 years ago
This makes me wanna fire up a sega platform and play some sonic
MMADreamer 2 years ago
he wants a toilet plunger HA HA
scuffado777 2 years ago
LOL at 4:13
thewingamer 2 years ago
OMG MY BR@IN HURTS *brain shuts off*
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KirbyProductions100 2 years ago
wow, Urkel is so wise 0_0
IwillKillYourCereal 2 years ago
pause at 7:02 to see sonic without his gloves.
thegavinator100 2 years ago
Robotnic Jr. Looks like a dork. I wonder if he still has the power of the PINGAS
Dragoonknight717 2 years ago
So, if you cheat, your opponent can't win?
Thanks, Sonic!
JackOfSpades93 2 years ago
I can't recycle there's no recycling plants. Except maybe IGA! Also,police ahve skeleton keys to every door in Town why would they need to knock.
edsandsonicatolympic 2 years ago
0:39 gerbage
lamplight5 2 years ago
I loved to watch this on German TV!
Martinofredwall100 2 years ago
I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but Sonic Says makes the kiss in Next Gen look like it should've won an Oscar. That's how bad this cartoon looks.
DrunkenFist20XL 2 years ago
04:05 that is the reason we use coffee.
BetoDangles 2 years ago
oh and 7:56
robotnik is a duck
peppypenguin101 2 years ago
you are ferefring to dr quark
bountyco1 2 years ago
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peppypenguin101 2 years ago
GROOM HIM?! THAT SNAIL DOESNT HAVE FUR
peppypenguin101 2 years ago
Who the hell would be stupid enough to climb in a dryer! >:U
Linlee1000 2 years ago
No Kidding!
samsbabejr 2 years ago
@Linlee1000 How could they even turn it on.I took a ride in there and I didn't get hurt with no power of course i ASKED MY MOM FIRST.
edsandsonicatolympic 2 years ago
3:26 FOURTH WALL=OWNED!!!
TheEpicWerehog620 2 years ago
THATS MOMMA ROBOTNIK TO YOU SONIC
Cyberdued 2 years ago
1:25 marijuana?
psn09yomama1997 2 years ago
Stay out of court, bit hard to do when the force and attorney's office is corrupted. Several places I know, most cops/attornies are former criminals.
mphlohi 2 years ago
Sonic gives some great advice, but never gives any extra details on how to do what he says.
gamingawesomeness222 2 years ago 14
no wonder tails didnt feed "Goobster". It's like the slug digimon, pointless and shit :D
BammieCammie 2 years ago
Yep i am never going in a washing machine
SonicRiderAmyRose777 2 years ago
me too
th3king619 2 years ago
how old is Sonic & Tails when they were in this show?
SonicRiderAmyRose777 2 years ago
Wow this safely advice is awesome
SonicRiderAmyRose777 2 years ago
Sonic Says: Don't buy what you want, buy toilet plungers!
maxX10114 2 years ago
Thanks Sonic! I was planning on going in a washing machine, but now I know it's a bad idea from your show.
qameqwerty 2 years ago
i puased this at 9:11
iluvyurbles 2 years ago
No flying for a month T_T, next episode however...
Lucario75 2 years ago
lol i hear you knocking but you cant come in? thats not smart either lmao
Loopyman105 2 years ago