I covet the kuro buta... cho kawaii!

[gherkinjerk]

First rate puke noises.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I hope so, because they were real. I have abused my stomach with whiskey for too long and now I retch when I eat anything too disgusting.

[gherkinjerk]

I'm no longer allowed to drink anything brown. Puking's the least of it

[CadicusTheDamned]

Oddly enough, my palate still accepts copious amounts of whiskey. My wife, however, has forbidden its consumption anyway. She says it makes me crazy and mean.

[gherkinjerk]

Precisely. And wine makes me poetic and philisophical (gay). So I drink Budweiser and crush the cans on my forehead. It's tough being a knuckle-dragging neanderthal in these troubled times. Here's mud in your eye.

[xxxild]

OMG--you ate it!

Okay now you are blessed w/a secret recipe: Take that type of yogurt u used and mix it into any pancake mix. Makes the pancakes so much better.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I'll tell my wife that. She's the chef. My attempts at cooking don't turn out so well...

[OshunAvani]

I love your choice of music.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Thank you. I try, I try.

I like your taste in women.

[OshunAvani]

Thank you. I try also.

[CzarnyZazul]

Cool, Thank you for entering! the susi look kind of like Korean Kim-pap. No food fight is ok, how could you throw such perfect food like she make. I also like that Sandwitch you make, I think you are good enough cook for me.

[CadicusTheDamned]

My wife would like to know if we can make more than one entry. She has an idea for something that looks disgusting, but might taste pretty good. Vegetarian, of course. (Think tofu and curry mashed up into the shape of a turd.)

If not, we'll post it as a video reply anyway, and please just take our first one into consideration.

[CzarnyZazul]

It is ok. I said the only rule was no meat, so anything else is ok.

[orsiorsi186]

This is a nice video,but too long.Don't you know the average person's attention span is three minutes?

[CadicusTheDamned]

Ah, but not Czarny's. That man plays chess. People who play chess tend not to have ADD.

[Vaansen]

Both of you are excellent! I'm seriously impressed...

[DieselBodine]

Hi Vaansen. That's the "Lorenzo Stomp" music in the biggining of CadicusTheDamned's video. Ha-ha! Lorenzo was a kid's TV show from the 1960s. 8-)

[CadicusTheDamned]

Uh, actually I play The Evil God and the Dance of the Pagan Monsters, followed by Yakety Sax, then Get an Ugly Girl to Marry You by the Coasters, then Yummy Yummy Yummy by Ohio Express, and finish off with the theme song a friend of mine wrote for me.

I take it you're talking about Yakety Sax? Benny Hill also used that melody quite frequently.

[DieselBodine]

I didn't know the name of the toon. I just recall the melody. You're right Benny Hill used it, too!

[DieselBodine]

Best of luck to you fellow entrant and competitor for the Czarny Zazul Food Making Contest honors! 8-)