Louis CK's wise words on Haitian Dirt Cookies.

[Sinekyre14]

White people are going extinct yes, and it's a planned genocide. Read David Duke's explenation at his website, and good luck in waking up..

[Ioulum]

Well atleast they got something to eat

[Lilim27]

i hope one day America is on the other side of the fence one day and then they won't be so trolling, they'd be dead :p

[g00mba00]

@Lilim27 Aussies are much closer to that than we are, enjoy your Abos.

[soldierfront03050]

@Lilim27

Hm, so you hope one day millions of people will be dead? what a fucking horrible person you are.

[toshscreen]

I am haitian and I know what he is talking about. We are not that poor but it's a funny piece of material.

[FlaggedForSpam]

@toshscreen haiti is poor as shit.....well, shit would be an upgrade

[subliemtokn]

Not only do they eat dirt cookies, they also deforested their entire country for use as cooking fuel. ..

[Vengrence]

@subliemtokn Finding a tree in Haiti is like finding a penny on the street. You might find one in awhile, but it's worth close to nothing.

[handiest1]

He's a jerk, and thats NOT funny.  This subject should be off limits to comedians.

[welldonefromhereon]

@handiest1 I understand your rage, but nothing is off limits...even Jerry Seinfeld said that.

[hochepsychomike]

@handiest1 you cant deny that he's right though.

[Vengrence]

@handiest1 Do you want to start restricting speech too? OMG HE'S TOO OFFENSIVE, OFF LIMITS OFF LIMITS!!!

[maximino27]

@handiest1 You want censorship? move to a communist country...

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@maximino27 Learn what communism is before you demonize it you fuckin moron.

Our supposedly 'capitalist' society sees as much censorship of anything that'll upset the status quo as any other country in the world. You're fucking blind.

[maximino27]

@mustbeburtreynolds Why the hostility? I never understood how people can get on the internet and go around calling people a "Fucking moron" simply because they have the safety of hiding anonymously behind a computer screen. Learn some manners if you want your opinion to be taken seriously.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@maximino27 Because people like you go around spreading uneducated, small-minded opinions everywhere you possibly can, and that pisses me off. Not just because you don't know what you're talking about, but because you're so proudly ignorant of that fact.

I'm not a Communist, but you clearly don't understand shit about politics.

[OldSchoolSkill]

Give a man a fish... he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he will stay drunk in a boat everyday!

[GrizzlyFist]

Have you heard the whole thing? They brag about how they spend money on a bunch of food then just throw it away, they make fun of these guys eating dirt. Its pretty low and sickening to know that people like this guy exist. Pathetic.

[GotOneLifeToLive]

@GrizzlyFist louis ck, never heard of the guy, but he s pretty much an good old asshole......

[skewbuh]

black and brown 'people' of all varieties are hands down the most useless bunch of leeches on planet earth. They've contributed literally no scientific or cultural advancements. They've brought only destruction and crime. Let's take a look at the pinnacle of black engineering, shall we? The comb, the paper bag, the traffic light, and peanut butter. And you mean to tell me these subhuman savages are my equal? Because of 'inventions' like the paper bag? Get fucking real.

[noahspliff]

@skewbuh uhh first you're misinformed about what "black and brown" people have contributed to science and technology (what I assume you mean by engineering -- egyptians? mesopotamia? ring a bell?), but to the arts and music, arguably, no people of any color has contributed more than "black and brown" people; and, even if you're not, I am grateful for every contribution to humanity's culture. second, rather than degrade entire ethnicities, do the world a favor and help people whom you deem uneq

[GrizzlyFist]

@skewbuh What about the arabs creating math systems and the first hospital? Your fucking stupid.

[camrencrew1]

@GrizzlyFis firs of all math was not "created". second it wasnt "math", it was algebra, third, it wasnt arabs...

[emkplayboy6]

please remove this video from youtube, it is a waste of bandwidth and space! 

[DeLarger]

@Aleins1exist

Haha what, you don't wanna hear the truth? And don't call me a kid, you don't know me asshole.

[Masterphonic]

Louis got a Podcast?

[Pestz4Evah]

@Masterphonic no. don't believe so.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

@Masterphonic It's the Opie and Anthony talk show radio. XM

[kiveat]

making fun of people for being poor - not cool

[hardpack187]

@kiveat He's more making fun of their ineffective government and the wastefulness of the US than actually insulting poor people. Plus, it's just a joke.

[BlakeTahoe]

all of you race claimers are idiots...whites blacks mexicans muslims...go eat some dirt cookies

[PercysPants]

@Everyone arguing with celticwarrior24

Dude's a moron. Either he's fancies himself as a troll and just doesn't get what trolling is (because militant racism has never been funny), or a he's a classless, racist pile of garbage, in which case he's also not worth arguing with. You won't get anywhere with him, ignore the troll, and he goes away.

[DeLarger]

@celticwarrior24 It's funny that you have that opinion that the 'negro' should become a footnote in history because I am assuming you're white. If I am correct, and if you watch the news even in passing, you would know that it is in fact the white race that is becoming a footnote. The Mexicans are out reproducing you in America and the Muslims have already taken Europe and made it their own. It's a matter of time before your ride is over, and it won't be pretty my friend. Have a nice day.

[RIGAMORTIS502]

@DeLarger hey im a white guy and yeah the white race will one day be finished and we will pay for all the shit we have done but until then WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Vengrence]

@RIGAMORTIS502 Well compared to what everyone else has done, we haven't done shit sadly. We fail at being evil.

[ghezoi]

@DeLarger not quite mate, Eastern Europe isn't taken by the muslims.

[Aleins1exist]

@DeLarger

ppfffftttt!!

stfu kid.

[CrazyKraut20]

@DeLarger what you just said makes me want me to vomit on so many levels way too many to explain in this comment box so let me put this in a way you'll hopefully understand :

you = derp

[jimih64]

@DeLarger Hahahahahaha rich White people control every major industry and every important government in the world. If you think the racial balance will abruptly shift any time in the next 50 years, you're absolutely delusional.

[bmx2026]

Holy motherfucking shit they make private messages for a reason .

[darly2007]

Black, White, Black, White, Black, White,

We have bigger problems, don't we?

[sjfan1]

Watching everyone try to maintain a conversation about world hunger via Youtube comment is hilarious. It's a 20 second video of Louis C.K. stating an opinion. And getting laughs. Wah.

[Villies21]

So humorously and sarcastically said from someone who probably never had writhing pangs of hunger for weeks and less than 5 cents in his pockets, nevermind a job, an education, resources or tools.

[jthomas12793]

Hey Villies21, we have IQs of 100-103, on average, they have IQs of 65-70 on average, so they also lack intelligence! Africa can't even feed itself without white help, and these stupid shit-colored savage imbeciles are going to be 1/4 of the world's population in 40 years, while whites will be less than one-tenth! Your sympathy for such dull-witted beast-humans of absolutely no potential is SERIOUSLY misplaced. Care about disappearing WHITES for God's sake!

[Villies21]

By golly I have nothing to say to you. I have 1000x more hopes in what you call "beast-humans" than I have in the likes of you.

[jthomas12793]

Villies21, hope is for weak-minded people who can't observe the world objectively or think through the consequences of what they see.  You seem eminently qualified to live out a small and inconsequential existance as a "hoper". What a fool! LOL! :D

[Villies21]

Oh boy. Now we're into semantics. Don't think I'm a fool. What you're trying to explain to me, is called Eugenics. This "science", concept or idea, brought the holocaust and hundreds of years of degradation to the doors of too many. The third reich, was based on eugenics, mass castrations and countless years of pain and suppression in the wake of the century was caused by eugenics. And you look at the wretched product of it, and smirk that you're "better". You are not impressive.

[jthomas12793]

One can be smart and still a fool, dummy. You're obviously fairly smart. But you're still a fool in this area. Holding hope for people with an average IQ of 70 is nothing but foolish. Hope that they might DO or BE what, exactly? As successful, inventive, capable, civilized and prosperous as whites? Stupid. Foolish. Waste of good neurons. Except that you're not using neurons when you consider these facts, are you, you're just posturing and wearing your heart on your sleeve. Pathetic.

[Phaedrus421]

@jthomas12793

The IQ test is culturally biased. It's been shown that there will be a higher average IQ as the economic situation improves, regardless of race. We are products of conditioning. Whites are more commonly born in economicly stable and mentally nurturing environments and so they generally have higher IQs. You can't expect starving people to have the same IQ, they've spent too much time pondering their next meal. There still are genuis' that emerge out of these conditions tho:

[jthomas12793]

LOL! You know next to nothing about IQ testing, obviously. The stupid canard that IQ tests are culturally biased has been around for DECADES, my friend, so guess what? They LONG ago made entirely culture neutral tests such as the Ravens Progressive Matrices (as only one example)... Guess you hadn't learned that the disparity between whites and blacks INCREASED after the tests eliminated cultural elements in favor of measuring strictly analytical intelligence. Oops for you! :D

[Phaedrus421]

@jthomas12793

Google William Kamkwamba and watch his Ted Talk. He's a genuis. He's a black man that lived in extreme poverty, couldn't afford education and lived on 1 meal a day. He got science text books and taught himself the English language and Physics simultaneously! He found spare parts around his village and built a wind mill that brought energy to his home and pumped water for irrigation for his village! We're missing out on genuis minds by keeping people in poverty.

[jthomas12793]

Phaedrus421, why do you offer up one man as proof of anything? IQs, as with many other natural traits such as height or weight, is distributed throughout a population in a bell curve, or 'normal' distribution. Whites produce geniuses all the time, the black race rarely does, but large numbers of blacks collectively ruin white communities, cities and nations without fail. That's more important than pulling a couple extra diamonds out of the huge shit-pile that constitutes the black race.

[sn1zzo]

@jthomas12793 "Whites produce geniuses all the time and the black race rarely does" :D OMG, Just when I thought you couldn't be any more ignorant, BAM, you prove me wrong. It's funny, this whole time I thought intelligence was based on environment mixed with education & proper up bringing. But thanks for clearing it up for me that white people are born Geniuses with their Magic Aryan blood. "Blacks ruin white communities" :D LOL Do you listen to the things you say? You should be a comedian.

[jthomas12793]

The Average IQ of American Blacks is 85. The IQ of American Whites is 100-103. "Genius" IQ is often considered to be 140. Assuming equal standard deviations for the two distributions (a fairly accurate assumption), for every black with an IQ of 140 there will be over 2,600 whites. Yes, you read that right 2,600 to one. Of course intelligence is not about environment and ubringing exclusively, moron. In fact, those aren't even the majority of it. You obviously don't know shit about it.

[sn1zzo]

Look here you dumb fuck. I dont care that you are racist. That's fine with me. That's your right as a human being to hate others for no reason. HOWEVER, you seem to like to play with "Statistics" & leave out important data like where does the average black person live. Ok, since you want to leave out data, thats fine. Then why are there MORE White's on welfare than blacks? The answer is simple & has NOTHING to do with race. Let me see you answer that without proving your theory on IQ Wrong.

[jthomas12793]

A greater PERCENTAGE of blacks are on welfare than whites, but more whites are on welfare because there are far more whites in the country, dipshit. See? How easy was that? Interestingly, however, whites don't even commit half the murders in America...niggers commit almost 56%, despite being only 12% of the population. They are 8 to 9 TIMES more likely to commit assault, rape, and murder than whites...and spics at 3 times the white rate, and Asians 1/3 to 1/2 the white rate. Ignorant ass.

[sn1zzo]

Wow LOL. You dont even realize how stupid you are :) You just proved your point wrong. I truly thought you knew what you were talking about & instead of admitting it, you would just shut up. Instead you're so dumb that you proved yourself wrong Just in order to say some racist shit. I now see that you are a complete moron so I'm going to explain this once and then let you go on with your life. Read on...

[sn1zzo]

Your "Black IQ" statistics are polled from blacks in the ghetto. So you get a higher percentage of uneducated. If you poll whites living in poverty the results would come out the same. It has NOTHING to do with Race, & everything to do with environment & poverty. Just like Welfare. Theres simply more white people living in poverty, so there's more of them on welfare. Nothing to do with race, Its just situational. Wow, you are one ignorant ass hole :) But thanks, your stupidity made my day lol

[jthomas12793]

IQ testing is a discipline that's over 100 years old, and it's not "polled" from blacks in the "ghetto". You have no knowledge of IQ testing, how it's done, or where the academically well-known statistics I use come from. You are completely ignorant of the subject, and you're just talking out your ass. You think it's moral to lie by excusing the pathetic performance of niggers everywhere, throughout the history of the world, as "situational". You are an intellectual coward with a child's mind.

[sn1zzo]

Ok, keep telling yourself that fucko lol Bet you hate how niggers like me are so much more successful than you are :) Your life must really suck to have to hate others for being happy. Dont worry, I'll pray for you ;)

[jthomas12793]

Naw, my life is terrific right now, and like Chris Rock said in one of his sets...there's not a white man in the world who'd change places with him. That's how good it is to be white and how repellant it is to be black. My "hate" comes just from simple contact with you feral apes. The more you're around niggers, and the more you know about them, the easier it is to hate them. It's simple, really. Peace, brutha! LOL.

[sn1zzo]

Whatever makes you happy "Brutha" :) Like Dave Cheppelle said. "If you got hate in your heart, let it out!" "White Power!" LOL You stupid ass racist dont even realize everybody's laughing "AT" you, not with you :) Keep that hate alive...

[jthomas12793]

Silly negro. Fools are easily entertained and are the last to know they are fools, so a real man doesn't give a rip about them "laughing" at him, nor give a damn what they think. Why am I not surprised you don't get that?

[celticwarrior24]

Trying to explain IQ testing to a nigger is like trying to explain to a dog why he shouldn't eat the food on your plate.

[jthomas12793]

@celticwarrior24 LOL! :D Yeah, no shit. Or why a white man NOT opening his wallet and handing him a dollar doesn't actually constitute "oppression", despite what his homie Al Sharpton says...

[celticwarrior24]

@jthomas12793 Every time mother nature tries to purge herself of these animals, whitey comes running as fast as he can to save the day. Whether it's AIDS, famine, earthquake, or inclement weather, billions of dollars will be wasted on a bunch of voodoo practicing cannibals every year.  It's time to allow natural selection to run its course and let the nigger become a footnote in history books. They haven't evolved.

[jthomas12793]

You wrote: Do you listen to the things you say? ... Hey, sn1zzo, DO YOU? There's hardly an more self-evident statement in the world than "Blacks ruin white communities". Every white knows this, that's why whites move away from neighborhoods that get too many worthless blacks (or other non-whites) in them. It's such a well-known and reliable phenomenon that sociologists gave it it's own name..."White Flight". Jesus, what rock have you been sleeping under?

[paultheknight]

i lived in a ghtto till i was 19 and they are good people so shut the fuck up

[celticwarrior24]

They are terrible people, and so are you.

[Tennyson1066]

first of all, if you knew anything about IQ tests you would know that they are regarded only valuable as a predictor of performance in school, thats all. there is very little correlation between IQ and income. Also, IQ tests are biased. Furthermore, even if IQ tests are effective at measuring intelligence that may not matter because success is not necessarily measured by intelligence. You know nothing. Stop being a pretentious self-serving fuckbag and shut your racist mouth

[Cablefist]

I approve this message.

[acoustickitchen]

@Tennyson1066 I approve this message as well Cablefist - I have an IQ of 136 and have a very low standard of living because I am a lazy cunt and am depressed all the time. So without social skills or good work habits IQ is just a number. A well-spoken person with charisma will make much more money than me.

[Souljoro]

Well, if white people are so smart, then why are you disappearing? Not smart enough to keep brown people from taking over. If you're so smart, why is the U.S 10 trillion $ in debt?

[jthomas12793]

The short answer is...these are the result the Aryan senses of honor and compassion (things that no other race really share with us) being foolishly extended toward the non-whites of other races while morality has been redefined as believing in "racial equality" and "treating everyone the same" by Jewish elites in academia and mass media propaganda working to keep whites from controlling our own societies. But I doubt you have enough real knowledge to have a fruitful conversation about it...

[Tennyson1066]

lol you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. stop talking out of your ass. nobody is fooled by your false air of intellect.

[sn1zzo]

@jthomas12793 LMAO!!! Whoa, it's 2010 and dumb asses like you still exist? Did you really just say somebody doesn't have the knowledge to have a "Fruitful Conversation" about white superiority? :) I applaud you sir for officially being the stupidest racist of the month. Life must suck to be you :)

[Tennyson1066]

first of all, the debt is not that big of a problem. countries have literally infinite time to pay off debt, so debt really matters very little in the long run. And how are we dissapearing? if anything the Asians are taking over. In fact within a century most of the world will look asian, because of how populations and genetics works.

[BraksnenProductions]

wow... racism at it's best huh? well let me tell you this. If you think it's EVERY white person's fault that the U.S. is over $10 tril. in debt, then YOU need to look at your own IQ test before you blast us. It's not because we're dumb it's because the government is corrupt. and any smart person will tell you that a corrupt government isn't easy to fix. We're in a jam because a majority of the people (of ALL races) trusted the wrong people. now you can go fuck yourself. you're the lowest scum

[PrizeFighter]

true say.

[ZqweBSname]

People multiply and expect other to take care of it. This is why socialism will never work. Some are too stupid n need to die...

[silverstatus]

Ignorance is bliss, with you being the exception. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about, you're off topic, it's about hunger, and survival. By the way, Haiti is a republic. Socialism is all about taking care of yourself, not expecting others to do it for you.

[ZqweBSname]

Capitalism is all for none n none for all which is why it's not the law to help others who are starving. Everyone move to where the last money is to drain it like the rest.

[kenhoyt]

I just think international distribution of labor and a long history of economic imperialism is to blame, rather than Haitian pallet.

If eating mud is stupid, then not understanding world hunger is really stupid and making fun of poor people is really really stupid.

[ajre82]

it's called exaggeration, and it's a key component of comedy

[Villies21]

If someone just lopped your knee-cap off with an axe and I just stood there with a smirk and made a witty exaggeration about it while you're writhing in horrible agony, would you call that comedy?

[ajre82]

depends on if your witty exaggeration was funny or not...

[hisoj]

do haitians really believe that? what the fuck is wrong with those people

[DWclips]

I don't know if it's Haiti but some famine areas do eat mud pies as a basic "nothing else available to eat" staple. They mix mud, margarine, salt and a few other things in but it's still primarily mud. As Sam Kinison once said "Move to where the food is!"

[suss1]

boring, that's not funny at all.

[purp24s]

didn't find that funny

[UNIXg33k]

HAHAHA!!!

Brilliant, Louis CK!

LOL!

[sherley1673]

shut up ur a dick respect evryone my ex is from haiti nd he not like that hb u go shuv ur head up ur ass meany

[rqbuchanan]

He seems nice enough to me.

[Roland1232]

HAhaha. Fucking Louis CK :)