1 Pussy 1 iphone No Date

[moejohraisin]

i hated my highschool and everyone in it.

[nicoleandcymbre]

when she was describing her self she just described me lol

[matt135246]

i fucked her in high school;)

[lokalllize]

i don't remember the people I went to school with

[andrew09211]

i'd remember your wet pussy

[MikesMusicChannel1]

I am wanting to lick you where you pee from.....

[volcom841]

@MikesMusicChannel1 ROLFMAOOOO!!!!!

[odcs2010]

@MikesMusicChannel1 haha

[doron1995]

u are hot

[fastmaster2]

i think he was trying to hit on u lol....

[irontreepatriot]

tried turning the sound down half way through. Did not significantly reduce the amount to which this video sucked.

[iwanaGoFast2010]

put out or get out bitch

[Deepinher01]

Bitch got problems..

[mattam005]

ur video was the best video ever .....

[MrGodam29]

u NEeD drUgs

[kingly420]

thumbs up if you died a little inside after watcing this!!!!

[stampedeokoalas]

@kingly420 yes

[EvilCatKid13]

I'ma chick.. And let me tell you... I had to skip the video to the end ;p Just of how sleepy I was gettin'..

Another thing weed is a drug (I do it) But it makes you CALM <_<..

[xJumpStyleZx]

TITS OR GTFO!!!

[krazysb88]

Lmfaooo ditto but not to ur extent n exact situation. Nice lol

[stacks6969allday]

hey mabey we should make a video together that isent boring

[WillGXIII]

im confused what has this got to do with anything

wheres my biscuits :D

[AquelMaje]

Seems that you have natural cock blocking abilities....

You may want train yourself to think and wonder why other ppl do a say things to you to overcome it.... So you can be normalisher

[1m40wny0455]

Holy shit u r making a lot of expressions, and seem extra nice and clear when compared to these comments, i liked the story about your junior high friends not remembering you, the part where u described yourself as a dork was interesting to hear about. thank you. also u r cute for the billionth time. The drugs and end scene parts were so random to the extreme lol what is that telling us. Is that a joke.? I bet some anybody on drugs or off drugs would find this video super interesting.

[ev838]

someone need to put a dick in her mouth to shut her up

[sanman312]

zzzzZZZzzzzZZz 

[mariaaa64]

aha wow

[KHR63]

PROOOF TO POINT, GIRLS are BORING!!!!

[qetuo1000]

wtf am i doing watching videos bout pussies?? damn it, how i got here??

[briancalifornia1]

Jill i am glad you ignore all the negative comments on here these people will never have as many subscribers as you have in their life time. How can you be boring to listen to your so cute looking at and fun listening to these people are jealous of you. Jill i am glad you Keep doing what your doing and ignore all the idiots. XoXo

[NKoreaMann21]

ur vid bored me to death

[bmr2900]

it stinks u r so stupid

[ozcroat]

Check out the revolting tat on her arm.

[claudewheeler1]

i want to see yours

[stuge234]

in b/w it happens ..sorry to hear that :(

[stuge234]

huh !

[utubegay1]

i would fuck you once and then just throw u out..u talk to much i wud face fuck u to make u stfu

[ellieXaben]

@utubegay1 AGREE

[miguelfernandes23]

kill yourself

[eprincess888xn]

Not again, this drives me crazy. I clicked on the preview image and this is what I get... totally disapointed. thanks for nothing. Now who wants to chat? I am bored. my aim/yahoo screen name is: JessicaTeases19 yes I am real, unlike this video lol.

[ALKN305]

i wouldnt remember u either...u annoying fuck. i hope u get shit on

[ospoilmechickt]

Great another retarded video!!! why do people do this? Ok I am done looking at videos, time to chat, any single cute guys out there? if so contact me on yahoo or aim > JessicaTeases19

[31221aj]

Wow ur beautiful I wud totally fuck yu like any time

[bangor789]

Do me

[greasydigits]

shut up you dumb bitch

[rosariofan101]

@greasydigits agreed 110%

[ARIELSHTERN]

o.....k

[whiteniggabrown]

hahaha, taht was fuckn funny, even though idk wat u were really talking about, but ima subscribe lol

[jasondroberts22]

omg! lol... u do have pretty eyes

[meardman]

ur funny... its cool keep being urself.

[jordan3727]

im not being mean or owt like tht but WTF R U ON ABOUT

[lasagna3211397]

what the fuck are you talking about, boring!

[MychaelF]

definately cute and bangable ;)

[SayonaraFilos]

eyes =FAKE

[ashford09]

we dont care

[jallen994]

lol dont hate on her fake eyes

[weedlife94]

how would you ever know that llooooseerr

[specstorm]

im sure your old class mates thought you were hot, cause u r

[aj301292]

you have pretty eyes :) :)

lol :)

[dwdw80]

boriiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[timmyfasho]

the bitch is straight up CRAZY, something ain't right in her head... i would however though, still fuck her :)

[dangerboy551]

No date? Dude! Had passed my place and you would have had the best night of your life!

[michaelquickable]

Maybe if she pulled down her pants we'd see an i-phone with that dumb internet-famous cat on it where her cooch should be

[TheMustang2k]

omg you like math too? pretty eyes :)

[Smartfox604]

OMG u r 2 cute ^^ just like Michelle *anythingsarcastic* Im going to subscribe you cuz u r cute funny and firends with Michelle, which means u r totally AWESOME!!!

[natXtot]

fuck you! drugs are aweshum!

[encryptedh4x0r]

I are horny.

[RealMrShadows4]

i stumbled upon this video, because i was looking up carrots for some reason...

idk weird, good vid tho

[satturatedphat]

the guy was trying to hit on you... duh

[trytojustify]

wow you really have beautiful eyes...

I'm not a nerd.

[akautosport]

this video sucked. pussy in the title was misleading. there should be a topless version.

[iRunSh1t]

i want those 3 minutes and 18 seconds of my life back.

[tragesenmiscalzones]

i fkg ur a s s

[ZakTheRipper18]

Girl, your dorkiness is really hot.

[123MapleSEA]

walau A

[MegaCamaro10]

yeah im not too sure bout this video but u got gorgeous eyes

[FantasyMakers]

She has very blue eyes.

[Viconiuz]

cool story sis..

[moviesforrandy]

whatever

[g4sho002]

lol you are a funny ass white girl got to love it!!!!

[spiderdragon1969]

shamwow

[tomm4rktravis]

This girl is

Good from far

Far from good.

[Sconz32]

What the FUCK has this got to do with vaginas?

[PuccaFan4Eva]

xD wtf looool, i didnt get 2 words of the whole cat thing...but you made me laugh regardless^^

[soy1como3soy]

i enjoyed guess u have to have the same sence of humor ... bravo !

[liesashan]

LOL you know what i learn how to make relation at rilexme. com.

free to chat to everyone i want to.

[7179352520]

pussy is a cat

[sxytiffany]

i love your eyes! so prettyy!!

xx

[halo3bigbrandcool]

Wow that rly is true blondes are stupid lol jk but dude u act like a dumb 6grade girl or some shit

[mykol13v]

You have that Rachel from "Friends" thing going on. You should study her and become a look-a-like. Could be fun.

[simyan2008]

everybody remembers me from school, i made sure of that lol.

i should have studied more though.

[huf67]

I would like to hang out with you for a day.....that would be hip !!

[xJesseriotx]

even if you did hang out she still wouldnt fuck you.. to bad?

[TheZemunomanija]

what are y trying with this stupied boring videos?batter put down brus halter and than u might be funny!

[MapleJokerRofl]

nice eyes :P

[mbloome]

Theres a legitimate chance that the headache I now have I got from her.

Of course, that's purely speculation and may just be conincidence.

[agreen2k7]

only watched it 2 see her lol

[agreen2k7]

Fit

[greyscale1234]

i got bored in 12 seconds

[GingaChibi]

i find this a sad waste of netspace..... =/

[bestarounddablockyo]

true true...

[jobro360]

not to be a perve she is hot

[Mikelinho76]

You're a bit self absorbed, innit? Im glad you had a nice weekend etc etc.. people care about your life, they really do!

[eyrie80]

she is so boring

[EztliAztecatl]

Don't worry sweety I will remember you 4 ever I promise!

[boface187]

dis bitch is we todd did!

[bangscr3w]

made it to .33

[Downlo23b]

i made it to 1:55 =D

[mattcatastrophe]

drugs dont make you boring as fuck.

[PROJECTTROJANWARRIOR]

Ill FUCK your brains out with my big huge cockazoid

[stevenw520]

omg im sorry i cant make it threw the whole video u just dont stfu its so annoying

[observerXhunter]

+8 for cuteness, -4 for personality, that puts you at a 4 (below average attractiveness) lol

[GOxbasshunterxGO]

prep

[Skoder007]

You should maby change the title, cuz people could mix it with somthing else LOL....

[acdcreturns]

u were boring and um i stopped payin attention after the first minute but ur cute =p

[dutchboy25al]

You know what...

I couldn't make it through that video....

But I'd still date you.

[petrosian904]

yeah I had the same problem. somehow I almost made it to 2:15 which is pretty close imo

[SueperHereo]

totally useless video -.-

[jakeanddaxtin]

ur hot

[wldcatfootbll]

you're pretty.....hitting on you (thought you might need the help)

[ajuggernaut]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[herbienbrian]

this is why guys abuse their girlfriends....

[crunkrat22]

you're stoned tho right ?

[lTheShieldl]

You're boring to listen to.

[JohnZennon]

Nice head

[XxXGAM3rPRXxX]

i like your eye beauty

[poopheadIII]

LOL XD what the Hellll !!!

[nuzzget]

Are people honestly using iphones to pick up girls? Wouldnt that make them seem nerdy?

[yortus442200]

she gots really blue eyes!!!

[StupidQuestionZ]

they aw contactss ^Oo

[SkateSA]

ish

[RyanJRA64Abella]

Weird, I feel like I know you better now even though this is the first video I've ever seen, or probably ever will see of you.

[pisserfilms]

Nice pickup line there

RyanJRA64Abella. I use it all the time. hahah

[RyanJRA64Abella]

lol, just the truth man. Never saw another video since, haha.

[pisserfilms]

LOL

[jettbugg]

.....too many drugs, OR, not enough!

[Riotramsey]

:D

Umm...

Fun?

hahaha

[FrankyGomez661]

you look bawb

[Game112240]

I'm sixteen and I find it hilarious that guys come on YouTube to hit on girls. I admit she is hot. But it's sad when u say that she's boring and then state facts from the end of the vid. Cause that obviously means that u watched it. And seriously telling her to die. WTF!!!!!!!!!

[Christhedude4]

Your so cute =)

[TheJayme39]

wow youre pretty! I wish!

[PERFCTION3]

Nice eyes, and your not a dork, don't worry...

[Trickster138]

vadge or GTFO

[DoxyaYagami]

newfag

[LilHomie52]

Ok guys. Seriously why do you come onto her videos and put, your hot, or your boring. It makes no sense. Come to video to watch it. What did you guys come to see? If it's that case, GO TO GOOGLE. Not youtube. You guys are idiots.

Although your eyes are amazing. :}

But yeah, that was funny.. lol

[RosesForTheDead7]

Beautiful eyes..gorgeous and awesome personality..

couldnt wish for anything more

[RanjeevaSam]

I love it - great work - keep it up - well done and so funny. Also nice looking girl.

[philmore316]

I have no idea why I kept watching this video... but A + on the confidence! and ur pretty F'in gorgeous

[s34dr4g0n]

LOL..you're hilarious! I know what you mean, I don't need drugs either :-P

[ihateumorethanu]

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[bammab12]

sux my cock u are very

dumb

[SessoGatta]

you have very pretty eyes

[WTF1920]

Yeah, I know what you mean. People in school are...forgettable. The only two catagories of people I remember are the ones I used to beat up...and the ones that used to beat me up. I remember this one guy named Alex...we used to duke it out all the time. Oh god, he was such an asshole.LOL

Dont worry about those people, screw em'!

[terryelam]

your boring

[ratede91]

sorry ladie but that shyt was weak. And you use twitter... twitter... twitter. u kno u could just forward a long ass text messege about how ur ex dumped u to all ur asociates but if u want to show the world ur FAIL than i guess thas alright. dont forget about ur iphone babe, it still has the ability to actually call ppl... unless... u kno... u only have e-friends, then it makes since for u to twitter to strangers

[jonatanmethander]

who fucking cares about that XD

[HoTLaVa91]

FAIL!!!! why don't you do a video of you falling down, and as soon as you smack tha ground you could have RETARD!!! flash across the screen. lmao! DIE...

[ANDREI00998]

what the fuck is she talking about?

[kyleman1313]

dumb girl stuff blah blah....blah

[Zalzyn]

Don't be harsh guys. She's just sweet and all cute. And if she wants attention, then be a good person and give it to her. Why do you get all mad?

---

You're lovely, darling.

[fariha14]

god guys chilax!!!!!!! whole idea of youtube is TO VLOG!!!

goo look up what the site is before you sign up for it..

I think your cool and i know how you feel im 15 my braces are gone and my hair is naturally straight but after your cousin curls it and then straights it.. long story now i need a straightner anyways..

i tend to embarrass myself even by walking or something!!

[prp4saray]

so hot but so retarded. I would love to put something her mouth to shut her up!

[W0NDIN]

Gay no life

[unclehowdy]

stupid attention seeking slag

[W0NDIN]

So true!

[brythellama]

You're adorable.

[crazywin69]

true story yes, this is why I am a dork , ur description, idc if ur a dork id still fuck you till i pass out =[]

[skidvicious71]

Get a job, get a real life, stop posting shit on youtube. FUCKIN ATTENTION WHORE.

[fadedblu3]

if i fucked her she prob woulda made a vid bout it talkin bout it..

[slfnobodyshero]

fuckin gobshite TICK IDIOT

[diveotter]

do you have a job? damn ?

[logietheperogie]

do u wanna fuck??

[sampanda]

she wouldnt even know what to do with it lol

[PeonSanders911]

So she names her video "1pussy 1iphone" for a pathetic attempt to get more viewers by mistake.

Her story is completely made up, in yet another excuse to make one of your little video.

This girl needs some serious god damm couch time at the headshrinker. She probally believes that her story actually happened.

Her video should have been named.......

"LOOK AT ME"

"LOOK AT ME DAMMIT"

"LOOK AT ME PLEASE"

"LISTEN TO WHAT IM SAYING"

"IM NOT INVISIBLE...LOOK AT ME"

[smadioneDotCom]

I can't believe she's 31, she looks younger.

[wtc1979]

You should cut your hair to shoulder length. It would look great on you

[mustafajs]

i want to fuck this mad bitch

[34PLAYMAKER34]

Good man.

[Aksmostwantedcards]

you are an idiot you whore