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  • he thinks hes funny but hes a wanker

  • Notable for a very deadpan Vic Reeves. And Keith's worst crime is his daughter.

  • Finnish your dinner cunt.

  • This is embarrassing. Keith is a stupid child who can't debate without pointing fingers, insulting the other person and sulking off.

  • I saw Keith Allen being all shouty and abusive at Euston Station back in the nineties. I regarded the whole sorry scenario with mild disinterest, like watching a drunk uncle disgrace himself at a party. Then his eyes met mine and he shouted "YES, it's ME...you can stop staring now, it's ME". Arrogant twat. I simply looked straight through him and said "Sorry, who are YOU?" I swear he shrivelled up on the spot. This clip shows him up as the attention-seeking idiot he really is.

  • @LeeJTurnock Lol, is that a true story?

  • @INDIANBLANKET Yep, late 1992 I'd say it happened.

  • who is keith allen?

  • Allen is a total prick !

  • WHAT A FACKIN CANT

  • FACK OFF FACK OFF

  • keith allen is moron

  • Sit down posh boy

  • What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen?

  • What a knob 'ead.

  • Reason #2537 not to vote Tory.

  • Go Keith ! A man after my own heart, and such a great actor !

    So many great roles in the Comic Strip movies !

    So what if he was middle class ? I went to public school, but I managed to be a skinhead for 30 years, and not a poncy one either. I've been in prison plenty of times, and I'm proud of it. Bad people are much more fun, and usually more honest than 'good' people !

    Suck on that, you pillocks !

  • @PottyEsq So not being a poncy skinhead = being in jail?! You thick cunt!!! Being a skinhead was self expression. It had nothing to do with being a thug or being violent. You're proud of being stupid? Hahahaha... you fail at life!

  • @PottyEsq I read yr comment first as sarcasm which made me laugh. Then I thought you might be serious which made me laugh even more

  • Tiniest penis in showbiz.

  • allen is a pathetic little piece of maggot shit , like his daughter an arrogant little person with no talent whatsoever , saw this cretin allen on a programme about a lottery winner who was a bit of a bad boy , allen was sucking up to him throughout the programme he would of needed surgical clamps to get any further up his backside , allen is a prick a wanker can't stand the waste of food and oxygen thief .

  • Keith Allen is a middle class ponce.

  • You've got a vindaloo on your shoulder? Errrr...yeah, that was hilarious.

  • I dont actualy mind some of Lily Allen's records but I cant bare to watch her perform them because she looks so much like her total bulb end of a father. What a fuckin cock that man is. The guy to his left should've stood up to the twat and knocked him clean out in front of everybody. That wouldve been great viewin.

  • Obnoxiousness runs in the Allen family, its in the genes.

  • In an attempt to come across as the voice of the angry underclass (or something vaguely nihilistic) he not only exposes himself to be what most people know to be a CUNT but also a narcissistic cocky nosed sneering little prick.

  • If there was ever bone fide, stone cold concrete evidence that Keith Allen was a grade A tosser, this is it.

  • hirst, allen, evans, the whole cool britannia scene was the fucking worst bunch of frauds and hacks alive. tony blair's dicksuckers

  • keith allen found some people more middle class than him to bully

  • I love how composed Vic Reeves is at the other end of the table lmao.

  • Keith Allen is an arrogant drunk who never popped as much as he would have liked to.

  • Vile prick. His daughter's worse. Shooting her mouth off at Elton John at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Making a bloody nuisance of herself with Liam Gallagher on an aeroplane. Her fuckin cocky sounding songs, "Alfie" et al...

  • Michael Cain ROCKS

  • search unlawful killing if keith is so talentlesss ill prove he aint with one search

  • who is keith alan??? i dont know sorry

  • Oh look! A cockney public-school boy.

    Whatever next?!

  • dreadful bloke, how does he get the work?

  • im not a tory and i love cocaine

  • @imawakeish good for u!!!!!!!!

  • where's ollie?

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  • Someone with a mind of their own is never easy to swallow

  • Met him a couple of times and I can confirm he is a nasty piece of work.

  • CLASS 'A' PRICK. Middle class Wanker trying so desperately to appear working class. He reminds me of Ben Elton in his early days, only Keith far exceeds Ben in

    being an utter talentless Cunt.

  • @Aurality His daughter is the same!

  • @Aurality A wanker he may be but he aint middle class. I just read his autobiography

  • @gizzytiersen God bless yer must have been a gruelling read heheh!

    While I don't know a great deal about his life - I know he went to boarding school,

    so he definitely aint working class :)

  • @Aurality Did briefly go to boarding school but also Comprehensive schools ( he passed his 11 plus but his Dad opted for Comprehensive. But he was kicked out of a lot of schools and ended up in Borstal. His Dad was in The Navy (not high up) but often away. Boarding school they thought would stop his thieving and hanging round with ne'rdowells. He wasn't there long. His Parents not rich. His Dad worked hard, scrimped and saved. Working class Pompey's culturally/economically. Allen says

  • @Aurality The Boarding School spell suggests Middle Class doesn't it. Do you remember this incident at the time? I saw it in '89. I couldn't understand why he was getting so worked up.

  • The loser ALWAYS walks away from an argument he knows he's not intelligent enough to win.

  • Keith Allen is a polemic genius & always has been, whereas Vic Reeves keeps his mouth shut and once danced like a spaz in a Shaking Stevens video, in his quest to be famous... Dizzy! indeed.... and YES , I AM a Tory and I snort cocaine....

  • That explains his moronic, talentless daughter.

  • What a wanker.

  • No wonder he couldn't keep a wife.

  • I remember seeing him berating roland keating on one of these type programmes, and he is quite inoffensive, but allen was saying why couldnt keating show some revolutionary spirit like in the early 70s and marc bolan ! I thought the early 70s was about glam rock ,commercialism and bad taste mainly. shows what drink can do.

  • It's funny, cause in and under this clip there are two things happening. Keith Allen says that all of these ppl are dead... and the comments are the same XD. I actually saw another clip in which Allen was interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson and I saw the EXACT SAME COMMENTS I see here... same users, same words...

    It's funny, cause you ARE dead... xD

  • How the hell did any woman ever breed with this twat? Poor bitches.

  • Keith Allen is a nasty cunt who probably has a tiny weiner.

  • @missfurtles You're right. He does come across as a twat here. His weiner isn't that tiny though. You see it in 'Shallow Grave'

  • @funnygames1 Ha, I did see Shallow Grave years ago and thought it was a pile of poo. (I know I know, everybody else liked it).

  • What a prick

  • lol Sean Lock narrating! hahah

  • he's hot dayummmm

  • The worst Mockney.

    That you will ever find.

    At the base of the pit of Mockneys.

    Is the public school Mockney.

    They don't get lower than that.

  • thats funny!

  • Total private school Mockney wanker then as now.

    Britain tends to produce preposterous, false tossers like this who love act hard and very street, just like the common people do, but in reality they are pampered terribly middle clarse pricks who went to exclusive posh schools. It's otherwise known as the "Joe Strummer syndrome".

    Mockneys simply do not get lower then this.

  • @Wakeymedia3 Good point well made. Always been amazed at his extraordinary showbiz breaks and this continues with all his offspring.Don't know of ANYBODY that likes him so what are his connections? Love to know.

  • @Wakeymedia3 Not forgetting his mate Hirst. Who promoted these charlatans insisting their work is art? Birds of a feather,all of 'em. 'The king is in the altogether.'

  • Ah, I wanted to see Ollie showing us how to do it right. Was it the "After Dark" exit where he left like the gentleman that the was?

  • @PokerPlum He was the token mock working class geezer in a middle class comedy troupe called The Comic Strip. Actually he's made a living infiltrating middle class BBC type things with his working class affectations.

  • Keith Allen = ARSEHOLE.

    Enough said.

  • What happens when a massive ego feels out of its depth. They have to console themselves that their the real deal, unlike all these phonies that actually have the ability to write funny comedy shows.

  • Keith Allen is one of those people who seem to switch from posh to Cockney, depending on the company he's in. It makes me cringe when I hear people doing that. I remember Tony Blair used to do it, e.g. once when he was at a Nurses conference, he used a double negative, probably thinking it would ingratiate him to the predominantly working class nurses.

  • Oliver Reed did it with far more style and entertainment value. Why was it cut out?

  • this is what happens when you punch above your weight intellectually.

  • I think he was a liddel trunk!....hic!

    The Vindaloo joke was a bit much!........I bet he'd really cringe if he saw that back.

    I don't think it would have been set up., not by the production team anyway. The Late show was generally very formal. Whiche20is why he was bored by it all. He may have gone to it knowing he was going to walk out as a publicity stunt, but he also may have just drank too much and got pissed off with all the bullshit.

  • The camera locations give the game away.

    Why would a camera be set up,focusing on Keith Allen,whispering Bourjois,at such an obscure angle to the rest of the tables sitters?

    Why would the only camera to film his rise from the chair and taking off the microphone,be one that shakes from behind and be at an equally obscure angle and location?

    It was blatantly pre planned!

    Too many modern exposing spoof shows,expose everything Keith and the cameramen did in the clip,as being a set up.

    Entertainment!

  • Man that guys a prick

  • Only a cunt like that could have spawned Lily 'The Cunt' Allen.

  • @withnail555 That's nice.

  • @rmilrta And stunningly accurate.

  • @withnail555 What's up? Song of hers touch a nerve?

  • @rmilrta Yes, my ear nerves normally. The fish eyed cunt.

  • @withnail555 Coward.

  • @rmilrta Noel? Yes, I have been thus compared, on occassion. You rancid fartbin.

  • Uber tosser!

  • Don't know this dude,don't care,don't know how I ended up here.

  • Anyone who runs away from a mere conversation is a coward.

  • This is a well known rumour about Keith Allen-The rumour was he was actually Margeret Thatcher,you never seen them in the same room together but the likeness is uncanny.

    The word Cunt would say he is a cunt.

  • He was brilliant as the sheriff in Robin Hood! What's all the fuss about?

  • i like how vic reeves stares at him walking away

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  • Keith Allen. Who remembers this tosser? Where is he now? This will be the same in 20 years from now with Russell Brand, Cheryl Cole and all the other crap with passes as talent on TV.

  • @1Thompsonmusic russell brand is a world of knowlage and insight he wont be forgottn

  • @tomasjames87

    He'll be forgotten for being a funny comedian, and he is not a world of knowledge and insight, what rubbish.

  • @1Thompsonmusic Im not tryn start an argument with ya I understand thats your pint of view and your entitled to it, But I read his books and watched every interview and tv show and documentarie he has done and Due to where Im at in my mind I get him and see his dept

  • i remember him saying all irish people are thick on one of theses late night programmes of the 80s...a real low life

  • @magrev69 Thick?, like who? Oscar Wilde,Brendan Behan,Sean O Casey ,George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Beckett, Eugene O Neill ,Edna OBrien , Laurence Stern not forgetting that other thick Irishman James Joyce, this show was a set up, Allens a fake and he knows it just like that cunt Ben Elton,... Ben who? ..exactly

  • I like how Dhondy just laughs at him when he's throwing his twat-tantrum.

  • Can't take anyone seriously that is pissed off their tits and wearing a shirt saying "I'm a Tory and I love cocaine".

  • he's got a vindaloo on his shoulder , whats funny about that ?

  • @littlemissbigboobs1 I think he is making a "joke", and I use joke in the loosest means possible, about the bloke being Indian. He said you don't have a chip on your shoulder (a phrase that means you seem to be angry all the time because you think you have been treated unfairly or feel you are not as good as other people), you have a vindaloo on your shoulder (an Indian curry). I don't know how much of that explanation was necessary. :-)

  • Im suprised he didnt roar out "Fuck the world" at the end

  • keith allen .... ignorant chav and his daughter is just as vulgar .....

  • Now that's what I call a class A tool. A paranoid Welshman trying to pass himself off as a Cockney wideboy.

    I can see where his odious daughter got her looks and talent from.

  • Ollie is the man.

  • Keith Allen tried to be circumcised but alas this was not to be , when asked by the world media why this operation could not take place the surgeon replied that after his first meeting with the cretin Allen he realised that there was just no end to the prick .

  • He's a proper bloke, if ignorant, thick wankers start ranting on about shit which is NOT true, why should he have to argue with them? At the end of the day, he doesn't want to hear it, so he says fuck off. He's really smart (and don't say he's not because none of you know shit about him) when all the other bastards are thick. He is not talentless, he is a proper English bloke.. More people should inspire to be like him. Legend.

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  • @WeWereThere1994 Erm, He's not English - he's Welsh. Born in Swansea.

  • @WeWereThere1994 Keith Allen is a talentless ugly bald midget. I've no idea why he is famous when he's never been in anything famous.

  • I would like to see the full programme please. Non edited and without voiceover.

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  • Keith Allen is an arrogant, talentless prick

  • @rfitzhen Beg to differ He was brillant in country house by Blurr

  • @rfitzhen As i have already stated, Allen is not talentless. I don't condone his past behaviour as seen in this clip but have you actually watched any of his acting work? Maybe you have and It's your honest opinion or you're just out to insult the guy because you don't like what he has to say. He might have been obnoxious but some of the most talented of individuals were said to have had their darker side. Oliver Reed, Peter Cook, Russell Crowe etc. The list is fairly extensive.

  • @CitizenAngel

    Lol, your point is redundant. How dare you compare this idiot to Peter Cook or Oliver Reed. They had dark-sides but we accept it because they were brilliant. Most people with dark-sides end up in prison or mental homes/homeless. Allen isn't a genius. He is talented in relative terms to the guy in the pub. But he has bought nothing on the scale of Peter Cook to the world.

  • @veegta83How dar I? You're beginning to sound like Keith! lol Let's not get opinion mixed up with fact veegta88, I personally think my point is valid. Have you ever actually watched Allen's acting work on "The Comic Strip..." If you haven't then you're not in a place to comment on his talent. If you watch Allen in the likes of TCS episodes "The Crying Game" for example or "The Bullshitters" he's absolutely fantastic, a-hole or not! And at least Allen has cleaned up his act unlike Reed ever did!

  • @CitizenAngel apart from a short appearance on `a fistful of travellers cheques` Allen IS talentless which is why he hasnt been on TV for years nobody likes him ;-)

  • @rfitzhen....It must run in the family..

    

  • @rfitzhen I absolutely, 100%, agree with you. Can't stand the self-indulgent, Champgane socialst wanker. This clip shows the reall Allen after a few beers. What a lovely turn of the Queen's English. Didn't get what he wanted so he storms off. Bet he wasn't missed. Arsehole.

  • I liked Keith Allen back when he was in "The Comic Strip...", as an actor he wasn't without considerable talent but judging by this clip as a person he left much to be desired. He doesn't come across well at all, he's very agressive, angry as well as obnoxious, qualities I wouldn't consider the least bit good.

  • Hes drunk!!! pompous twit!

  • Keith Allen is an olympic grade cunt.

    He's just a parasite who attaches himself to talented people in order to indulge his own massive coke-fueled ego.

    Someone should stab him in the face until he can no longer be recognised.

  • that was the way to do it. i bloody love keith allen and he is awesome for this. he has my respect

  • @BOOSHBOYDOM Keith Allen is a talentless bald midget.

  • geez you know where she gets it from. apple didnt fall too far from the tree

  • lol at least we now know where lily gets it from!

  • "the producer bastard" LOL! Greta to finally hear someone state what most TV producers are! HM, an associate producer(that's the only person on the studio set that is willing to associate with the producer...)

  • And the scumbag of the year award goes to......

    KEITH ALLEN!

  • this dude love his cocoaine look at his shirt

  • What's Keith Allen ever actually done that's good. I've never seen him do anything good, ever. Why's he famous at all?

  • @Feyd01 The Yob. The Yob was very good. Also i bet half the people commenting love football and i bet all the english people commenting love england football team, and if they love english football then i bet you they love the song vindaloo by fat les, the band which he was the singer for. well part singer

  • This is a masterclass on the perils of cocaine useage, you may think you are the most witty insightful person in the world, but in actuality, you are a complete self important idiot, astounding everybody who sees you, with your lack of any contact with reality.

  • what a prick

    

  • The first time I saw this I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Keith Allen has publicly admitted he supports David Cameron. He also said William Hague is the best Prime Minister the UK never had.

  • Such a shame I used to like him ... but now ... go to hell Tory coccaine twat

  • wot a tosser

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  • ive never heard of the guy, but he seems totally pathetic

  • no wonder his daughter is a whore

  • I like him , he doesnt give a shit about your dictionary definitions or your quotes of a book. If I dont f*cking like the conversation , im not going to take f*cking part.

    similar to an event or a person

  • its jermy kyle hosting his new show lol

  • that's the sheriff of Nottingham????

  • That asian guy, which Keith Allen mentioned about Vindaloo, is not Tariq Ali. It is in fact FARRUKH DHONDY, who is a British writer of Indian Parsi descent. He has written dramas and films for channel 4 !!!

  • @dee74raz Thanks for pointing this out.

  • remember, 1989 was the time when he was on the white stuff, so what with that and that bottle of wine, he seems quite tame

    peace

  • His daughter Lilly really looks like him.

  • Yeah, fucking ugly.

  • Well he's got a bad attitude. He deserves a time out lol

  • I don't care about him, I just think it's funny that his talentless daughter has lost her baby. ;-)

  • @doodydude234 wow you really have no life sitting on youtube all day posting stupid comments, obviously youve never had a girlfriend and you never go outside.

  • @oo0pulse0oo

    lol! And you can't see the irony of your (slightly hysterical) rant can you?

    I have it all, girlfriend...not wife... too much trouble, good job, two houses in different but equally beautiful ends of the country.. And am very happy thanks. Sorry to be a disappointment to you.

  • @doodydude234 well if this is true why have you been spending the last 8 hours commenting on peoples videos talking a load of bollocks? seriously mate get a life and get back to your "girlfriend" and your "good job"....

  • prick.......

  • I've met him and he's absolutly mental and he does a Japanese version of Over The Rainbow!

  • My god he looks like a twat. I think/hope he's matured a bit now.

  • Wow that cunt with the glasses laughing needs to get knocked out

  • Keith Allen is fucking En

  • Tosser! Now we've got another mockney twat in his daughter,but at least Keith Allen can act a bit, as far as I can see Lilly can do fuck all. I hope no more of this spawn are inflicted on us. Oh yeah and is he not Welsh what's with all the Engerland songs not sure i understand that one.

  • He's in a BBC programe called robbin hood

  • The producer bastard up there lmao!! xD

  • The remark about that guy having 'vindaloo on his shoulder' has got to be disgusting and pompously racist.

    One has to wonder, how did he manage to snag a stunner like Julia Sawalha, even if only for a while. How?

  • @yellowcougar18

    You're mistaken. He used 'vindaloo' because it's not an authentic Indian dish; it originated in Portugal. He meant it to say he was being terribly fake in proclaiming himself as the spokesperson for an entire ethnicity. This debate, the reaction of Allen and the subsequent song he wrote about it is moe than just a racist rant.

  • @Rebness

    Ah...I see. Okay, I take back my accusations of racism.

    Still don't know how he snagged someone as good looking as Julia Sawalha.

  • Middle class talentless little man with an attitude problem...

  • keith allen is a fucking bellend tosspot. none the wonder he created that gobbly little slag daughter of his

  • He fragile little flower

  • Keith Allen,the one talking about honesty hahaha.inst he he father of the useless twat lilly Allen.he must have pulled so many strings for her and put so much money into her career and she is still talentless.

  • ha ha!! -

    Its great when good old Keith throws a 'Wobbler' !!!

  • He doesn't play well with the other kids... :P

  • As a student I interviewed Keith Allen in Swansea... he was doing a PA with, wait for i... Right Said Fred!

    Me and a mate got behind the scenes at Ritzys and he was an obnoxious twat throughout. My mate agreed with a point he was making halfway through and Keith eyeballed him and shoved his finger in his face and said: "No, I'm talking."

    It was hilarious.

    That's just Keith Allen. An arrogant arse with an ego based around self-importance. But despite all of that, a fucking top fella.

  • He's got vindaloo on his shoulder.