I saw Keith Allen being all shouty and abusive at Euston Station back in the nineties. I regarded the whole sorry scenario with mild disinterest, like watching a drunk uncle disgrace himself at a party. Then his eyes met mine and he shouted "YES, it's ME...you can stop staring now, it's ME". Arrogant twat. I simply looked straight through him and said "Sorry, who are YOU?" I swear he shrivelled up on the spot. This clip shows him up as the attention-seeking idiot he really is.
Go Keith ! A man after my own heart, and such a great actor !
So many great roles in the Comic Strip movies !
So what if he was middle class ? I went to public school, but I managed to be a skinhead for 30 years, and not a poncy one either. I've been in prison plenty of times, and I'm proud of it. Bad people are much more fun, and usually more honest than 'good' people !
@PottyEsq So not being a poncy skinhead = being in jail?! You thick cunt!!! Being a skinhead was self expression. It had nothing to do with being a thug or being violent. You're proud of being stupid? Hahahaha... you fail at life!
allen is a pathetic little piece of maggot shit , like his daughter an arrogant little person with no talent whatsoever , saw this cretin allen on a programme about a lottery winner who was a bit of a bad boy , allen was sucking up to him throughout the programme he would of needed surgical clamps to get any further up his backside , allen is a prick a wanker can't stand the waste of food and oxygen thief .
I dont actualy mind some of Lily Allen's records but I cant bare to watch her perform them because she looks so much like her total bulb end of a father. What a fuckin cock that man is. The guy to his left should've stood up to the twat and knocked him clean out in front of everybody. That wouldve been great viewin.
In an attempt to come across as the voice of the angry underclass (or something vaguely nihilistic) he not only exposes himself to be what most people know to be a CUNT but also a narcissistic cocky nosed sneering little prick.
Vile prick. His daughter's worse. Shooting her mouth off at Elton John at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Making a bloody nuisance of herself with Liam Gallagher on an aeroplane. Her fuckin cocky sounding songs, "Alfie" et al...
CLASS 'A' PRICK. Middle class Wanker trying so desperately to appear working class. He reminds me of Ben Elton in his early days, only Keith far exceeds Ben in
@Aurality Did briefly go to boarding school but also Comprehensive schools ( he passed his 11 plus but his Dad opted for Comprehensive. But he was kicked out of a lot of schools and ended up in Borstal. His Dad was in The Navy (not high up) but often away. Boarding school they thought would stop his thieving and hanging round with ne'rdowells. He wasn't there long. His Parents not rich. His Dad worked hard, scrimped and saved. Working class Pompey's culturally/economically. Allen says
@Aurality The Boarding School spell suggests Middle Class doesn't it. Do you remember this incident at the time? I saw it in '89. I couldn't understand why he was getting so worked up.
Keith Allen is a polemic genius & always has been, whereas Vic Reeves keeps his mouth shut and once danced like a spaz in a Shaking Stevens video, in his quest to be famous... Dizzy! indeed.... and YES , I AM a Tory and I snort cocaine....
I remember seeing him berating roland keating on one of these type programmes, and he is quite inoffensive, but allen was saying why couldnt keating show some revolutionary spirit like in the early 70s and marc bolan ! I thought the early 70s was about glam rock ,commercialism and bad taste mainly. shows what drink can do.
It's funny, cause in and under this clip there are two things happening. Keith Allen says that all of these ppl are dead... and the comments are the same XD. I actually saw another clip in which Allen was interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson and I saw the EXACT SAME COMMENTS I see here... same users, same words...
Britain tends to produce preposterous, false tossers like this who love act hard and very street, just like the common people do, but in reality they are pampered terribly middle clarse pricks who went to exclusive posh schools. It's otherwise known as the "Joe Strummer syndrome".
@Wakeymedia3 Good point well made. Always been amazed at his extraordinary showbiz breaks and this continues with all his offspring.Don't know of ANYBODY that likes him so what are his connections? Love to know.
@Wakeymedia3 Not forgetting his mate Hirst. Who promoted these charlatans insisting their work is art? Birds of a feather,all of 'em. 'The king is in the altogether.'
@PokerPlum He was the token mock working class geezer in a middle class comedy troupe called The Comic Strip. Actually he's made a living infiltrating middle class BBC type things with his working class affectations.
What happens when a massive ego feels out of its depth. They have to console themselves that their the real deal, unlike all these phonies that actually have the ability to write funny comedy shows.
Keith Allen is one of those people who seem to switch from posh to Cockney, depending on the company he's in. It makes me cringe when I hear people doing that. I remember Tony Blair used to do it, e.g. once when he was at a Nurses conference, he used a double negative, probably thinking it would ingratiate him to the predominantly working class nurses.
The Vindaloo joke was a bit much!........I bet he'd really cringe if he saw that back.
I don't think it would have been set up., not by the production team anyway. The Late show was generally very formal. Whiche20is why he was bored by it all. He may have gone to it knowing he was going to walk out as a publicity stunt, but he also may have just drank too much and got pissed off with all the bullshit.
Why would a camera be set up,focusing on Keith Allen,whispering Bourjois,at such an obscure angle to the rest of the tables sitters?
Why would the only camera to film his rise from the chair and taking off the microphone,be one that shakes from behind and be at an equally obscure angle and location?
It was blatantly pre planned!
Too many modern exposing spoof shows,expose everything Keith and the cameramen did in the clip,as being a set up.
This is a well known rumour about Keith Allen-The rumour was he was actually Margeret Thatcher,you never seen them in the same room together but the likeness is uncanny.
Keith Allen. Who remembers this tosser? Where is he now? This will be the same in 20 years from now with Russell Brand, Cheryl Cole and all the other crap with passes as talent on TV.
@1Thompsonmusic Im not tryn start an argument with ya I understand thats your pint of view and your entitled to it, But I read his books and watched every interview and tv show and documentarie he has done and Due to where Im at in my mind I get him and see his dept
@magrev69 Thick?, like who? Oscar Wilde,Brendan Behan,Sean O Casey ,George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Beckett, Eugene O Neill ,Edna OBrien , Laurence Stern not forgetting that other thick Irishman James Joyce, this show was a set up, Allens a fake and he knows it just like that cunt Ben Elton,... Ben who? ..exactly
@littlemissbigboobs1 I think he is making a "joke", and I use joke in the loosest means possible, about the bloke being Indian. He said you don't have a chip on your shoulder (a phrase that means you seem to be angry all the time because you think you have been treated unfairly or feel you are not as good as other people), you have a vindaloo on your shoulder (an Indian curry). I don't know how much of that explanation was necessary. :-)
Keith Allen tried to be circumcised but alas this was not to be , when asked by the world media why this operation could not take place the surgeon replied that after his first meeting with the cretin Allen he realised that there was just no end to the prick .
He's a proper bloke, if ignorant, thick wankers start ranting on about shit which is NOT true, why should he have to argue with them? At the end of the day, he doesn't want to hear it, so he says fuck off. He's really smart (and don't say he's not because none of you know shit about him) when all the other bastards are thick. He is not talentless, he is a proper English bloke.. More people should inspire to be like him. Legend.
@rfitzhen As i have already stated, Allen is not talentless. I don't condone his past behaviour as seen in this clip but have you actually watched any of his acting work? Maybe you have and It's your honest opinion or you're just out to insult the guy because you don't like what he has to say. He might have been obnoxious but some of the most talented of individuals were said to have had their darker side. Oliver Reed, Peter Cook, Russell Crowe etc. The list is fairly extensive.
Lol, your point is redundant. How dare you compare this idiot to Peter Cook or Oliver Reed. They had dark-sides but we accept it because they were brilliant. Most people with dark-sides end up in prison or mental homes/homeless. Allen isn't a genius. He is talented in relative terms to the guy in the pub. But he has bought nothing on the scale of Peter Cook to the world.
@veegta83How dar I? You're beginning to sound like Keith! lol Let's not get opinion mixed up with fact veegta88, I personally think my point is valid. Have you ever actually watched Allen's acting work on "The Comic Strip..." If you haven't then you're not in a place to comment on his talent. If you watch Allen in the likes of TCS episodes "The Crying Game" for example or "The Bullshitters" he's absolutely fantastic, a-hole or not! And at least Allen has cleaned up his act unlike Reed ever did!
@CitizenAngel apart from a short appearance on `a fistful of travellers cheques` Allen IS talentless which is why he hasnt been on TV for years nobody likes him ;-)
@rfitzhen I absolutely, 100%, agree with you. Can't stand the self-indulgent, Champgane socialst wanker. This clip shows the reall Allen after a few beers. What a lovely turn of the Queen's English. Didn't get what he wanted so he storms off. Bet he wasn't missed. Arsehole.
I liked Keith Allen back when he was in "The Comic Strip...", as an actor he wasn't without considerable talent but judging by this clip as a person he left much to be desired. He doesn't come across well at all, he's very agressive, angry as well as obnoxious, qualities I wouldn't consider the least bit good.
"the producer bastard" LOL! Greta to finally hear someone state what most TV producers are! HM, an associate producer(that's the only person on the studio set that is willing to associate with the producer...)
@Feyd01 The Yob. The Yob was very good. Also i bet half the people commenting love football and i bet all the english people commenting love england football team, and if they love english football then i bet you they love the song vindaloo by fat les, the band which he was the singer for. well part singer
This is a masterclass on the perils of cocaine useage, you may think you are the most witty insightful person in the world, but in actuality, you are a complete self important idiot, astounding everybody who sees you, with your lack of any contact with reality.
I like him , he doesnt give a shit about your dictionary definitions or your quotes of a book. If I dont f*cking like the conversation , im not going to take f*cking part.
That asian guy, which Keith Allen mentioned about Vindaloo, is not Tariq Ali. It is in fact FARRUKH DHONDY, who is a British writer of Indian Parsi descent. He has written dramas and films for channel 4 !!!
@doodydude234 wow you really have no life sitting on youtube all day posting stupid comments, obviously youve never had a girlfriend and you never go outside.
lol! And you can't see the irony of your (slightly hysterical) rant can you?
I have it all, girlfriend...not wife... too much trouble, good job, two houses in different but equally beautiful ends of the country.. And am very happy thanks. Sorry to be a disappointment to you.
@doodydude234 well if this is true why have you been spending the last 8 hours commenting on peoples videos talking a load of bollocks? seriously mate get a life and get back to your "girlfriend" and your "good job"....
Tosser! Now we've got another mockney twat in his daughter,but at least Keith Allen can act a bit, as far as I can see Lilly can do fuck all. I hope no more of this spawn are inflicted on us. Oh yeah and is he not Welsh what's with all the Engerland songs not sure i understand that one.
You're mistaken. He used 'vindaloo' because it's not an authentic Indian dish; it originated in Portugal. He meant it to say he was being terribly fake in proclaiming himself as the spokesperson for an entire ethnicity. This debate, the reaction of Allen and the subsequent song he wrote about it is moe than just a racist rant.
Keith Allen,the one talking about honesty hahaha.inst he he father of the useless twat lilly Allen.he must have pulled so many strings for her and put so much money into her career and she is still talentless.
As a student I interviewed Keith Allen in Swansea... he was doing a PA with, wait for i... Right Said Fred!
Me and a mate got behind the scenes at Ritzys and he was an obnoxious twat throughout. My mate agreed with a point he was making halfway through and Keith eyeballed him and shoved his finger in his face and said: "No, I'm talking."
It was hilarious.
That's just Keith Allen. An arrogant arse with an ego based around self-importance. But despite all of that, a fucking top fella.
he thinks hes funny but hes a wanker
TheFreedomGuy92 4 weeks ago
Notable for a very deadpan Vic Reeves. And Keith's worst crime is his daughter.
DoctorKandosii 1 month ago
Finnish your dinner cunt.
marshancars 1 month ago
This is embarrassing. Keith is a stupid child who can't debate without pointing fingers, insulting the other person and sulking off.
tristessa56079 1 month ago
I saw Keith Allen being all shouty and abusive at Euston Station back in the nineties. I regarded the whole sorry scenario with mild disinterest, like watching a drunk uncle disgrace himself at a party. Then his eyes met mine and he shouted "YES, it's ME...you can stop staring now, it's ME". Arrogant twat. I simply looked straight through him and said "Sorry, who are YOU?" I swear he shrivelled up on the spot. This clip shows him up as the attention-seeking idiot he really is.
LeeJTurnock 1 month ago
@LeeJTurnock Lol, is that a true story?
INDIANBLANKET 3 weeks ago
@INDIANBLANKET Yep, late 1992 I'd say it happened.
LeeJTurnock 3 weeks ago
who is keith allen?
alexhamster1134 2 months ago
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Lets hope he doesn't have any children
guyinthest 2 months ago
Allen is a total prick !
BiffaBacon 2 months ago
WHAT A FACKIN CANT
MrStonecold69 2 months ago
FACK OFF FACK OFF
crisis1991 2 months ago
keith allen is moron
Killieguy84 2 months ago
Sit down posh boy
Hinchy1a 2 months ago
What would it take for you to fellate the actor Keith Allen?
SnoopyChicken 3 months ago 2
What a knob 'ead.
BENS19777 3 months ago
Reason #2537 not to vote Tory.
Oscy 3 months ago
Go Keith ! A man after my own heart, and such a great actor !
So many great roles in the Comic Strip movies !
So what if he was middle class ? I went to public school, but I managed to be a skinhead for 30 years, and not a poncy one either. I've been in prison plenty of times, and I'm proud of it. Bad people are much more fun, and usually more honest than 'good' people !
Suck on that, you pillocks !
PottyEsq 3 months ago
@PottyEsq So not being a poncy skinhead = being in jail?! You thick cunt!!! Being a skinhead was self expression. It had nothing to do with being a thug or being violent. You're proud of being stupid? Hahahaha... you fail at life!
Darwinion 2 months ago
@PottyEsq I read yr comment first as sarcasm which made me laugh. Then I thought you might be serious which made me laugh even more
eatshitanddie1234 1 month ago
Tiniest penis in showbiz.
CountThrillhammer 3 months ago
allen is a pathetic little piece of maggot shit , like his daughter an arrogant little person with no talent whatsoever , saw this cretin allen on a programme about a lottery winner who was a bit of a bad boy , allen was sucking up to him throughout the programme he would of needed surgical clamps to get any further up his backside , allen is a prick a wanker can't stand the waste of food and oxygen thief .
Albert18264 3 months ago
Keith Allen is a middle class ponce.
morris233 3 months ago
You've got a vindaloo on your shoulder? Errrr...yeah, that was hilarious.
DYORPEEPS 3 months ago 2
I dont actualy mind some of Lily Allen's records but I cant bare to watch her perform them because she looks so much like her total bulb end of a father. What a fuckin cock that man is. The guy to his left should've stood up to the twat and knocked him clean out in front of everybody. That wouldve been great viewin.
MOONST0MP 4 months ago
Obnoxiousness runs in the Allen family, its in the genes.
Danazawa 4 months ago
In an attempt to come across as the voice of the angry underclass (or something vaguely nihilistic) he not only exposes himself to be what most people know to be a CUNT but also a narcissistic cocky nosed sneering little prick.
mrkristoff 4 months ago
If there was ever bone fide, stone cold concrete evidence that Keith Allen was a grade A tosser, this is it.
Hellwyck 4 months ago
hirst, allen, evans, the whole cool britannia scene was the fucking worst bunch of frauds and hacks alive. tony blair's dicksuckers
dontleademsomuch 4 months ago
keith allen found some people more middle class than him to bully
cardigan3000 4 months ago
I love how composed Vic Reeves is at the other end of the table lmao.
SethHesio 4 months ago
Keith Allen is an arrogant drunk who never popped as much as he would have liked to.
SethHesio 4 months ago
Vile prick. His daughter's worse. Shooting her mouth off at Elton John at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. Making a bloody nuisance of herself with Liam Gallagher on an aeroplane. Her fuckin cocky sounding songs, "Alfie" et al...
rob16248 4 months ago
Michael Cain ROCKS
MrJizmonkey 4 months ago
search unlawful killing if keith is so talentlesss ill prove he aint with one search
giroyagetme 4 months ago
who is keith alan??? i dont know sorry
rabbithog 5 months ago
Oh look! A cockney public-school boy.
Whatever next?!
Wakeymedia3 5 months ago
dreadful bloke, how does he get the work?
racingeye 5 months ago
im not a tory and i love cocaine
imawakeish 6 months ago
@imawakeish good for u!!!!!!!!
CityLoch 5 months ago
where's ollie?
UnTacoLlamadoFlauta 6 months ago 3
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No wonder Lily's such a spoiled bitch...
thagrammarnazi 6 months ago
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thagrammarnazi 6 months ago
Someone with a mind of their own is never easy to swallow
STEPASAUR 6 months ago
Met him a couple of times and I can confirm he is a nasty piece of work.
twolunches 6 months ago
CLASS 'A' PRICK. Middle class Wanker trying so desperately to appear working class. He reminds me of Ben Elton in his early days, only Keith far exceeds Ben in
being an utter talentless Cunt.
Aurality 6 months ago 25
@Aurality His daughter is the same!
mellowNdark 5 months ago
@Aurality A wanker he may be but he aint middle class. I just read his autobiography
gizzytiersen 1 month ago
@gizzytiersen God bless yer must have been a gruelling read heheh!
While I don't know a great deal about his life - I know he went to boarding school,
so he definitely aint working class :)
Aurality 1 month ago
@Aurality Did briefly go to boarding school but also Comprehensive schools ( he passed his 11 plus but his Dad opted for Comprehensive. But he was kicked out of a lot of schools and ended up in Borstal. His Dad was in The Navy (not high up) but often away. Boarding school they thought would stop his thieving and hanging round with ne'rdowells. He wasn't there long. His Parents not rich. His Dad worked hard, scrimped and saved. Working class Pompey's culturally/economically. Allen says
gizzytiersen 1 month ago
@Aurality The Boarding School spell suggests Middle Class doesn't it. Do you remember this incident at the time? I saw it in '89. I couldn't understand why he was getting so worked up.
gizzytiersen 1 month ago
The loser ALWAYS walks away from an argument he knows he's not intelligent enough to win.
bigpapanoodle 7 months ago 2
Keith Allen is a polemic genius & always has been, whereas Vic Reeves keeps his mouth shut and once danced like a spaz in a Shaking Stevens video, in his quest to be famous... Dizzy! indeed.... and YES , I AM a Tory and I snort cocaine....
triumphadelic 7 months ago
That explains his moronic, talentless daughter.
HeathenLoveGod 7 months ago 2
What a wanker.
mistofoles 7 months ago 2
No wonder he couldn't keep a wife.
SuzLa1 7 months ago 2
I remember seeing him berating roland keating on one of these type programmes, and he is quite inoffensive, but allen was saying why couldnt keating show some revolutionary spirit like in the early 70s and marc bolan ! I thought the early 70s was about glam rock ,commercialism and bad taste mainly. shows what drink can do.
puddypuss 7 months ago
It's funny, cause in and under this clip there are two things happening. Keith Allen says that all of these ppl are dead... and the comments are the same XD. I actually saw another clip in which Allen was interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson and I saw the EXACT SAME COMMENTS I see here... same users, same words...
It's funny, cause you ARE dead... xD
snoookie456 7 months ago
How the hell did any woman ever breed with this twat? Poor bitches.
missfurtles 8 months ago 2
Keith Allen is a nasty cunt who probably has a tiny weiner.
missfurtles 8 months ago 14
@missfurtles You're right. He does come across as a twat here. His weiner isn't that tiny though. You see it in 'Shallow Grave'
funnygames1 7 months ago
@funnygames1 Ha, I did see Shallow Grave years ago and thought it was a pile of poo. (I know I know, everybody else liked it).
missfurtles 7 months ago
What a prick
RoytonValeAFC 8 months ago
lol Sean Lock narrating! hahah
jackobcooper 8 months ago
he's hot dayummmm
foldedintobeauty3 8 months ago
The worst Mockney.
That you will ever find.
At the base of the pit of Mockneys.
Is the public school Mockney.
They don't get lower than that.
Wakeymedia3 8 months ago 5
thats funny!
hearts76100 8 months ago
Total private school Mockney wanker then as now.
Britain tends to produce preposterous, false tossers like this who love act hard and very street, just like the common people do, but in reality they are pampered terribly middle clarse pricks who went to exclusive posh schools. It's otherwise known as the "Joe Strummer syndrome".
Mockneys simply do not get lower then this.
Wakeymedia3 8 months ago 4
@Wakeymedia3 Good point well made. Always been amazed at his extraordinary showbiz breaks and this continues with all his offspring.Don't know of ANYBODY that likes him so what are his connections? Love to know.
MrWitchtrials 8 months ago 2
@Wakeymedia3 Not forgetting his mate Hirst. Who promoted these charlatans insisting their work is art? Birds of a feather,all of 'em. 'The king is in the altogether.'
MrWitchtrials 8 months ago
Ah, I wanted to see Ollie showing us how to do it right. Was it the "After Dark" exit where he left like the gentleman that the was?
lesterclaypool1 8 months ago
@PokerPlum He was the token mock working class geezer in a middle class comedy troupe called The Comic Strip. Actually he's made a living infiltrating middle class BBC type things with his working class affectations.
flaxonx3 9 months ago
Keith Allen = ARSEHOLE.
Enough said.
INDIANBLANKET 9 months ago
What happens when a massive ego feels out of its depth. They have to console themselves that their the real deal, unlike all these phonies that actually have the ability to write funny comedy shows.
howlingwooolf 10 months ago
Keith Allen is one of those people who seem to switch from posh to Cockney, depending on the company he's in. It makes me cringe when I hear people doing that. I remember Tony Blair used to do it, e.g. once when he was at a Nurses conference, he used a double negative, probably thinking it would ingratiate him to the predominantly working class nurses.
bugstrut 10 months ago
Oliver Reed did it with far more style and entertainment value. Why was it cut out?
CrankCase08 10 months ago
this is what happens when you punch above your weight intellectually.
Killieguy84 11 months ago 2
I think he was a liddel trunk!....hic!
The Vindaloo joke was a bit much!........I bet he'd really cringe if he saw that back.
I don't think it would have been set up., not by the production team anyway. The Late show was generally very formal. Whiche20is why he was bored by it all. He may have gone to it knowing he was going to walk out as a publicity stunt, but he also may have just drank too much and got pissed off with all the bullshit.
jockeylad 11 months ago
The camera locations give the game away.
Why would a camera be set up,focusing on Keith Allen,whispering Bourjois,at such an obscure angle to the rest of the tables sitters?
Why would the only camera to film his rise from the chair and taking off the microphone,be one that shakes from behind and be at an equally obscure angle and location?
It was blatantly pre planned!
Too many modern exposing spoof shows,expose everything Keith and the cameramen did in the clip,as being a set up.
Entertainment!
bloodgorged 11 months ago
Man that guys a prick
clavdig 11 months ago
Only a cunt like that could have spawned Lily 'The Cunt' Allen.
withnail555 11 months ago
@withnail555 That's nice.
rmilrta 11 months ago
@rmilrta And stunningly accurate.
withnail555 11 months ago
@withnail555 What's up? Song of hers touch a nerve?
rmilrta 11 months ago
@rmilrta Yes, my ear nerves normally. The fish eyed cunt.
withnail555 11 months ago
@withnail555 Coward.
rmilrta 11 months ago
@rmilrta Noel? Yes, I have been thus compared, on occassion. You rancid fartbin.
withnail555 11 months ago
Uber tosser!
pme96 11 months ago
Don't know this dude,don't care,don't know how I ended up here.
TheWheelofLife100 11 months ago
Anyone who runs away from a mere conversation is a coward.
aaronsdavis 11 months ago
This is a well known rumour about Keith Allen-The rumour was he was actually Margeret Thatcher,you never seen them in the same room together but the likeness is uncanny.
The word Cunt would say he is a cunt.
SPFXsynthesisers 11 months ago
He was brilliant as the sheriff in Robin Hood! What's all the fuss about?
damselinthisdress1 1 year ago
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@damselinthisdress1 I hope he gets lung cancer.
JuanMacready 1 year ago
i like how vic reeves stares at him walking away
berniegob 1 year ago 2
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he's a tory and he loves cocaine. i like how the one guy is cracking up the whole time.
tomitstube 1 year ago
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tomitstube 1 year ago
Keith Allen. Who remembers this tosser? Where is he now? This will be the same in 20 years from now with Russell Brand, Cheryl Cole and all the other crap with passes as talent on TV.
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
@1Thompsonmusic russell brand is a world of knowlage and insight he wont be forgottn
tomasjames87 1 year ago
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He'll be forgotten for being a funny comedian, and he is not a world of knowledge and insight, what rubbish.
1Thompsonmusic 1 year ago
@1Thompsonmusic Im not tryn start an argument with ya I understand thats your pint of view and your entitled to it, But I read his books and watched every interview and tv show and documentarie he has done and Due to where Im at in my mind I get him and see his dept
tomasjames87 1 year ago
i remember him saying all irish people are thick on one of theses late night programmes of the 80s...a real low life
magrev69 1 year ago
@magrev69 Thick?, like who? Oscar Wilde,Brendan Behan,Sean O Casey ,George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Beckett, Eugene O Neill ,Edna OBrien , Laurence Stern not forgetting that other thick Irishman James Joyce, this show was a set up, Allens a fake and he knows it just like that cunt Ben Elton,... Ben who? ..exactly
dermot51 5 months ago
I like how Dhondy just laughs at him when he's throwing his twat-tantrum.
cncinc100 1 year ago
Can't take anyone seriously that is pissed off their tits and wearing a shirt saying "I'm a Tory and I love cocaine".
birdman3120 1 year ago
he's got a vindaloo on his shoulder , whats funny about that ?
littlemissbigboobs1 1 year ago
@littlemissbigboobs1 I think he is making a "joke", and I use joke in the loosest means possible, about the bloke being Indian. He said you don't have a chip on your shoulder (a phrase that means you seem to be angry all the time because you think you have been treated unfairly or feel you are not as good as other people), you have a vindaloo on your shoulder (an Indian curry). I don't know how much of that explanation was necessary. :-)
birdman3120 1 year ago
Im suprised he didnt roar out "Fuck the world" at the end
flatcapman 1 year ago
keith allen .... ignorant chav and his daughter is just as vulgar .....
MrPozzoz 1 year ago
Now that's what I call a class A tool. A paranoid Welshman trying to pass himself off as a Cockney wideboy.
I can see where his odious daughter got her looks and talent from.
captaintoad 1 year ago
Ollie is the man.
BennOliverr 1 year ago
Keith Allen tried to be circumcised but alas this was not to be , when asked by the world media why this operation could not take place the surgeon replied that after his first meeting with the cretin Allen he realised that there was just no end to the prick .
Albert18264 1 year ago 3
He's a proper bloke, if ignorant, thick wankers start ranting on about shit which is NOT true, why should he have to argue with them? At the end of the day, he doesn't want to hear it, so he says fuck off. He's really smart (and don't say he's not because none of you know shit about him) when all the other bastards are thick. He is not talentless, he is a proper English bloke.. More people should inspire to be like him. Legend.
WeWereThere1994 1 year ago
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wizarduk 1 year ago
@WeWereThere1994 Erm, He's not English - he's Welsh. Born in Swansea.
wizarduk 1 year ago
@WeWereThere1994 Keith Allen is a talentless ugly bald midget. I've no idea why he is famous when he's never been in anything famous.
JuanMacready 1 year ago
I would like to see the full programme please. Non edited and without voiceover.
DaneQuaid 1 year ago
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WeWereThere1994 1 year ago
Keith Allen is an arrogant, talentless prick
rfitzhen 1 year ago 67
@rfitzhen Beg to differ He was brillant in country house by Blurr
flatcapman 1 year ago
@rfitzhen As i have already stated, Allen is not talentless. I don't condone his past behaviour as seen in this clip but have you actually watched any of his acting work? Maybe you have and It's your honest opinion or you're just out to insult the guy because you don't like what he has to say. He might have been obnoxious but some of the most talented of individuals were said to have had their darker side. Oliver Reed, Peter Cook, Russell Crowe etc. The list is fairly extensive.
CitizenAngel 1 year ago
@CitizenAngel
Lol, your point is redundant. How dare you compare this idiot to Peter Cook or Oliver Reed. They had dark-sides but we accept it because they were brilliant. Most people with dark-sides end up in prison or mental homes/homeless. Allen isn't a genius. He is talented in relative terms to the guy in the pub. But he has bought nothing on the scale of Peter Cook to the world.
veegta83 1 year ago
@veegta83How dar I? You're beginning to sound like Keith! lol Let's not get opinion mixed up with fact veegta88, I personally think my point is valid. Have you ever actually watched Allen's acting work on "The Comic Strip..." If you haven't then you're not in a place to comment on his talent. If you watch Allen in the likes of TCS episodes "The Crying Game" for example or "The Bullshitters" he's absolutely fantastic, a-hole or not! And at least Allen has cleaned up his act unlike Reed ever did!
CitizenAngel 1 year ago
@CitizenAngel apart from a short appearance on `a fistful of travellers cheques` Allen IS talentless which is why he hasnt been on TV for years nobody likes him ;-)
marshalllucky 1 year ago
@rfitzhen....It must run in the family..
robg71 9 months ago
@rfitzhen I absolutely, 100%, agree with you. Can't stand the self-indulgent, Champgane socialst wanker. This clip shows the reall Allen after a few beers. What a lovely turn of the Queen's English. Didn't get what he wanted so he storms off. Bet he wasn't missed. Arsehole.
TheHoodedClaw99 8 months ago 2
I liked Keith Allen back when he was in "The Comic Strip...", as an actor he wasn't without considerable talent but judging by this clip as a person he left much to be desired. He doesn't come across well at all, he's very agressive, angry as well as obnoxious, qualities I wouldn't consider the least bit good.
CitizenAngel 1 year ago
Hes drunk!!! pompous twit!
Dru0417 1 year ago
Keith Allen is an olympic grade cunt.
He's just a parasite who attaches himself to talented people in order to indulge his own massive coke-fueled ego.
Someone should stab him in the face until he can no longer be recognised.
asubjectiveopinion 1 year ago 2
that was the way to do it. i bloody love keith allen and he is awesome for this. he has my respect
BOOSHBOYDOM 1 year ago
@BOOSHBOYDOM Keith Allen is a talentless bald midget.
JuanMacready 1 year ago 45
geez you know where she gets it from. apple didnt fall too far from the tree
EvilKris 1 year ago
lol at least we now know where lily gets it from!
garkah 1 year ago
"the producer bastard" LOL! Greta to finally hear someone state what most TV producers are! HM, an associate producer(that's the only person on the studio set that is willing to associate with the producer...)
HunterMann 1 year ago
And the scumbag of the year award goes to......
KEITH ALLEN!
zacharynathanson2003 1 year ago
this dude love his cocoaine look at his shirt
ShadowAgentFox 1 year ago
What's Keith Allen ever actually done that's good. I've never seen him do anything good, ever. Why's he famous at all?
Feyd01 1 year ago
@Feyd01 The Yob. The Yob was very good. Also i bet half the people commenting love football and i bet all the english people commenting love england football team, and if they love english football then i bet you they love the song vindaloo by fat les, the band which he was the singer for. well part singer
BOOSHBOYDOM 1 year ago
This is a masterclass on the perils of cocaine useage, you may think you are the most witty insightful person in the world, but in actuality, you are a complete self important idiot, astounding everybody who sees you, with your lack of any contact with reality.
petgerco 1 year ago 4
what a prick
davidbowe 1 year ago
The first time I saw this I couldn't stop laughing.
rochellelover 1 year ago
Keith Allen has publicly admitted he supports David Cameron. He also said William Hague is the best Prime Minister the UK never had.
JuanMacready 1 year ago
Such a shame I used to like him ... but now ... go to hell Tory coccaine twat
100maadler 1 year ago
wot a tosser
greggybaby64 1 year ago
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SwanseaCityNo12 1 year ago
ive never heard of the guy, but he seems totally pathetic
2strong2cool 1 year ago
no wonder his daughter is a whore
cricka09 1 year ago
I like him , he doesnt give a shit about your dictionary definitions or your quotes of a book. If I dont f*cking like the conversation , im not going to take f*cking part.
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gamerzndplayerz 1 year ago
its jermy kyle hosting his new show lol
fishersann2k7 1 year ago
that's the sheriff of Nottingham????
imapplhelper 1 year ago
That asian guy, which Keith Allen mentioned about Vindaloo, is not Tariq Ali. It is in fact FARRUKH DHONDY, who is a British writer of Indian Parsi descent. He has written dramas and films for channel 4 !!!
dee74raz 1 year ago 7
@dee74raz Thanks for pointing this out.
MBHD153 1 year ago
remember, 1989 was the time when he was on the white stuff, so what with that and that bottle of wine, he seems quite tame
peace
mykeydread2000 1 year ago
His daughter Lilly really looks like him.
Feisty1967 1 year ago
Yeah, fucking ugly.
JuanMacready 1 year ago
Well he's got a bad attitude. He deserves a time out lol
MrDittoDitto 1 year ago
I don't care about him, I just think it's funny that his talentless daughter has lost her baby. ;-)
doodydude234 1 year ago
@doodydude234 wow you really have no life sitting on youtube all day posting stupid comments, obviously youve never had a girlfriend and you never go outside.
oo0pulse0oo 1 year ago
@oo0pulse0oo
lol! And you can't see the irony of your (slightly hysterical) rant can you?
I have it all, girlfriend...not wife... too much trouble, good job, two houses in different but equally beautiful ends of the country.. And am very happy thanks. Sorry to be a disappointment to you.
doodydude234 1 year ago
@doodydude234 well if this is true why have you been spending the last 8 hours commenting on peoples videos talking a load of bollocks? seriously mate get a life and get back to your "girlfriend" and your "good job"....
oo0pulse0oo 1 year ago
@doodydude
guitar19904 1 year ago
prick.......
HOMEnHIGH 1 year ago
I've met him and he's absolutly mental and he does a Japanese version of Over The Rainbow!
MrDittoDitto 1 year ago
My god he looks like a twat. I think/hope he's matured a bit now.
xxJSGC123xx 1 year ago
Wow that cunt with the glasses laughing needs to get knocked out
wra7h 1 year ago
Keith Allen is fucking En
KernowFilms 1 year ago
Tosser! Now we've got another mockney twat in his daughter,but at least Keith Allen can act a bit, as far as I can see Lilly can do fuck all. I hope no more of this spawn are inflicted on us. Oh yeah and is he not Welsh what's with all the Engerland songs not sure i understand that one.
elduderino100 1 year ago 2
He's in a BBC programe called robbin hood
Oblivifrek 1 year ago
The producer bastard up there lmao!! xD
The1stPoster 1 year ago
The remark about that guy having 'vindaloo on his shoulder' has got to be disgusting and pompously racist.
One has to wonder, how did he manage to snag a stunner like Julia Sawalha, even if only for a while. How?
yellowcougar18 1 year ago
@yellowcougar18
You're mistaken. He used 'vindaloo' because it's not an authentic Indian dish; it originated in Portugal. He meant it to say he was being terribly fake in proclaiming himself as the spokesperson for an entire ethnicity. This debate, the reaction of Allen and the subsequent song he wrote about it is moe than just a racist rant.
Rebness 1 year ago
@Rebness
Ah...I see. Okay, I take back my accusations of racism.
Still don't know how he snagged someone as good looking as Julia Sawalha.
yellowcougar18 1 year ago
Middle class talentless little man with an attitude problem...
robg71 1 year ago
keith allen is a fucking bellend tosspot. none the wonder he created that gobbly little slag daughter of his
BrandonBlockuk 1 year ago 3
He fragile little flower
scottishboy1987 1 year ago
Keith Allen,the one talking about honesty hahaha.inst he he father of the useless twat lilly Allen.he must have pulled so many strings for her and put so much money into her career and she is still talentless.
rockcityaudio 1 year ago
ha ha!! -
Its great when good old Keith throws a 'Wobbler' !!!
MRROBBIEWATTS 1 year ago
He doesn't play well with the other kids... :P
randommagnum 1 year ago
As a student I interviewed Keith Allen in Swansea... he was doing a PA with, wait for i... Right Said Fred!
Me and a mate got behind the scenes at Ritzys and he was an obnoxious twat throughout. My mate agreed with a point he was making halfway through and Keith eyeballed him and shoved his finger in his face and said: "No, I'm talking."
It was hilarious.
That's just Keith Allen. An arrogant arse with an ego based around self-importance. But despite all of that, a fucking top fella.
aldhous 1 year ago
He's got vindaloo on his shoulder.
MusicHypno 1 year ago