Russell Peters - Asians

[theyuigarcia]

8 for hello you motherfucker

[dryangottlieb]

DOOH MAAAAAAAAAAH! lol 0:59

[fappingfrenzy]

Hey don't lie!! thats a pho phuc lai!!

[DamienYok]

you have to laugh because you are in the house

[LeandroMuntendam]

Chinese sound like they chop vegetables with the words. Yooouuuu don go nowhere qui hahahahahaha lolroflmao @ 5.10

[scomeron]

Pho Phuc Lai

[007desjardins]

what about Japanese?

[NewYorkKitty1993]

I bet those 704 people who disliked this video are Asians. Trololol

[huy56]

Pho phuc lia



[anhnguyet27]

@huy56 Pho Phuc Lai :))

[SmileForBacon]

I'm fucking Vietnamese -.- Di Chet Di Russell Peters :)

[AliJalal93]

the best stand up comedian!

[Aweeesommee]

you know what the cameraman wanted at 2:23 seconnds when he shifts the view to a hot chick (actually really beautiful pretty chick) when russel's talking about blowjobs!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA

[minh10091995]

2:25 sweet

[lordpoee]

Videoke not Karaoke :)

[turkeyjazz]

this guy thinks he shits ice cream, hes not funny

[mylesrenaud]

@turkeyjazz probly too racist to find it funny

[lolface111234]

I was the viet that said that..

[hahailol]

Like this if you've ever been hit by a clothes hanger.

[Sharminegirl]

shiksa? are you jewish? XD

[Thegrimreaper4lyfe]

4 fuck LIE!

[therog100]

@Thegrimreaper4lyfe its Pho phuk lai DUMBASS!

[ruhtraeel]

Koreans speaking english:

AHHHHHHHHHH PLAYGU!!!

[merthanxz]

You fucking blowjob? Yeah...*fake shrug* So are you..

[ska8terboy99]

whats the number for the resturant



[xSuicidalxPr0x]

@ska8terboy99 347 882 4817

[zoeyarichardson]

LOOOL

[flager902]

I'm Viet and yet I've never called someone a fucking blowjob....I'm gonna start now.

[lolface111234]

@flager902 me too..

[ganzardee]

PUTANG INA HARI - MOTHERFUCKING HARI lol :D

[nomarets99]

@ganzardee it's "putang ina hurry up!" in Ilocano Accent

[ifurhereurpissed]

701 people told 4 fuck lies

[mdfk31]

701 people are fucking blowjobs :)

[ConDemZ]

i watched this guy since 5 years ago and he's still fucking hilarious

[Rawrtrigga]

this dude sound like ernie from sesame street

[carlisleissohot13345]

fo fuck lie

[ILUMOT]

o3o i know english speakin koreans they sound fine XD just with accent(similar to chinese speaking english). guess he means sterotypical ones. im asian . my native language,i cant speak it XD

[TheTrollMo]

He missu duh japanesu. :c

[TheDcervi]

701 people are asians

[subal16]

karaoke is awesome

[tkotomy]

hahaha that Korean impression LOL

[NoodleBoy26]

its funny how they how each race after he makes fun of them. LOL.

[dumbassmoron]

someone should tell him about the poo ping palace. yes it really does exist.

[ImOnlyHalfAsian]

I'm asian

[nellie2581]

Telling it like it is

[TheFeatherSheep]

700 people who disliked felt they were racially abused

[TheNdubzforlife]

FAKE LAUGHS

asian are mad in REAL LIFE

ahahah

WE ALL ARE ACTORS

[82krishnarajable]

F**k russel peters



[giovanavera81]

@82krishnarajable fuck you

[spellinganimals]

@82krishnarajable That's probably the Pho Phuc Lai you've said today, you blowjob.

[Phi474]

Great stand-up. "molly58826" you need to relax a little...we'll decide for ourselves.

[vicleep]

Asians... they can do anything

[RenownedLegend]

wowanotherrandomblog.blogspot.­com

[indigotoindia]

698 people are fuckin blowjobs

[161honeybunch]

i know why bro... cause you are a num nuts also hahaha

[Doomham16]

2:17



[RonBuenaventura]

FUCK U K U FUCKING BLOWJOB! >=I

[SaifDude95]

hahahaa!!!!!! PRICELESS!! xDD

[sixpains123456]

@neeedafrnd i used to make tarrow to the knee jokes, till it got freaking annoying. (i love skyrim)

[laxlegend93]

@neeedafrnd i used to do arrow to the knee jokes... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[deror123]

@neeedafrnd seriously dude....

[StudZero1]

Thumbs up for filipinos! Btw, hot bitch at 2:25

[tobeyoon]

i don't get the korean jokes lol

[BusinezzThug]

@tobeyoon its a stereotype thing in the western world. Koreans are supposed to own laundry mats

[chemilyn1737]

LOVE IT AND ASIAN!

[visitnajr]

I am funny and I find this very Asian.

[randomanchovies]

@visitnajr Already the top comment bro!

[myKNIFEyourLIFE]

@visitnajr mindfuck

[visitnajr]

@myKNIFEyourLIFE yep

[ajaaniajaa]

695 people are Asians.

[RyuikHan]

@ajaaniajaa :P fail attempt to get likes

[ajaaniajaa]

@RyuikHan I think so, lol. :P

[Bebkins]

I'm in Vietnam right now....and that's exactly how the Vietnamese sound.

[eminem2468able]

The Korean sounded like a Russian

[ninearthify]

2:23 LOL @ how as soon as he says blowjob they focus the camera on a white girl XD

[SAQUIB4742]

694 dislikes ...???

sumbody's gona get a hurt real bad :P

[Teamo86]

Don't lie! That's a pho phuc lai you fucking blowjob!

[wateveritmaybe]

he din make fun of japanese.... tht was offending :D

[nousername102]

Being a mixed kid I don't know whether to be offended or laugh. Anyone else like that?

[jrthefreshmaker]

@nousername102 LAUGH dammit!

[nousername102]

@jrthefreshmaker Oh man... that's what I ended up doing. Was laughing my ass off.

[IIproductionsII]

@nousername102 wtf..you can't decide wether your going to take offence to something or not...why not just shut up.

[badjaeaux]

"yu do- se- nu-thi- ba-"

"You don't say nothing what?"

"ba-"

" How did you just make a short word even shorter? " HAAAAHAHAH !!!

[xxElitaOnexx]

i almost died when he inserted that "fucking blowjob" line here...lol 3:29

[Maco777111]

not funny

[fgrhfghrh]

Like if you tried to come up with a cool sounding comeback .....and failed.

[WaffleGroove]

How bout the Pinoys?

[cccc1305]

i love how the crowd is mainly made up of Asians and they look like they are baout to die from laughter

[TheExtinctDinosaur]

99% of the comments below are just quotes from the video.

[FreshprinceObelair]

@TheExtinctDinosaur ...and 1% is explaining how offended they are.

[xrayracer1]

i remember years ago in sydney there was a vietmanese restraunt called the "suc poo" restraunt. (they renamed it since everyone was taking the piss out of it)

[TheTrueBeliever92]

how did you make as short word even shorter, and the facial expression hahahahahahaha

[glenelkin1]

haha this guy sounds like seth rogan

[robmeto10]

russel peters the brack shit that bastard

[FlufeeBunee]

...what happend to the japanese xD

[SkyBLiiss]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLL!!!

[ge5undhe17]

Last night I made a five fuck lie. One lie greater than a Pho Phuc Lai!

[zizonesol]

fibe-a, shix-a lolol

[Techykabas]

"*woooououou*.. look at them yelling out their last name.. so proud" hahahahhaaaa

[MzLoathsome]

lol, this guy is jokes haaha

[Inoob91]

Hey,dont lie. THATS A PHO PHUC LAI!"(face 0.0)

[TzeentchsKnight]

I love happy people and I prefer to be alone right now because I overwhelmed with informations and need to differentiate which one is worthless and which one is valuable.

[TheAaronVictor]

"i hope this bombay hairy ass out of the show please cause.. um.. i want to get up there and sing PUTTA INA HURRY!" lol

[whotaughtyou]

HONOUR J HINZ COLLEGE ORDINARY PORRIDGE SEIKO 100M CIA ADAPTER OMEGA 50metres NOKIA VERSACE BOSS DIGICEL ATTACK

[BIZKIT551]

HE MISSED JAPANESE!!!!

[silverylinin]

@BIZKIT551 he has crush on japanese

[FallingSky7]

LOL his awesome

[altf8]

lol im philipino and when im at a party and dont want to leave, we take out kareoke to stall our parrents

[yukit91]

i know a korean girl in school and that was so true!!

[molly58826]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

This man is perfect. i'm like in love with him he can ,dances, acts, and is very funny . But almost every famous person has been on Ellen and russell hasn't. So what we need to do use the power to get russell on Ellen by:

1. Thumb this comment up

2. Make sure this comment's at the top.

3. Tell all of your friends to watch russell on YouTube

4. Thumb russell peters up so the thumbup bar is 1000x bigger than the dislike bar

5. Ellen's producers will call her

[badjaeaux]

@molly58826 YOU'RE FUNNIER THAN RUSELL PETERS

[SaifDude95]

@molly58826 LOL!!! you think anyone cares about russell peters and ellen??

even so, Not Russell or Ellen will even watch the whole video, not even read ur comment, so u go and fuck urself u fuckin blowjob

[molly58826]

@SaifDude95 trash

[provicman]

2:16 im viet and i totally understand LOLZ

[pav07]

693 people are FUCKING BLOWJOBS!!!

[koki294]

OH this guy can joke...LOL

[nothingsofargain]

PHO PHUC LAI: phở phúc lai, not phone fuck life LOL

[nothingsofargain]

Vietnamese: đụ má :))))

[MrJetWave]

pho is pronounced fa

[rflyers08]

lmfao



[029716239]

Im here to laugh about my truth

[liltiger3]

I'm offensive and I find this asian.

[550geoff]

@liltiger3 I'm sorry that you are offended to be Asian

[jassb11]

" YOU FUCKING BLOWJOB "

[iVickaayx3]

LOL VIET: DAU MAAAAA

fuck you

LULULULULULULULULLL OMG WE WATCHED THIS DURING MATH CLASS

[gorgegalzzz]

EY ! DONT LIE, THATS A PHO PHUK LAI ! you blowjob ! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH HILARIOUS

[WaYoong]

SHICKSA?!?!?! ahahahaha lawl

[SMR0000]

pho phuc lai

[rbiking7]

i can honestly say i didn't laugh one time this guy sucks ass

[FallingSky7]

lol his funny

[2pkjs1351]

Can not believe this guy is indian holy sht im indian to lol

[shenzhenprostitute]

@2pkjs1351 He is half-Indian and not full-Indian

[celinabluewick]

@shenzhenprostitute he is full indian. he's a family friend's relative :)

[shenzhenprostitute]

@celinabluewick If you go to the Wikipedia website, it says that his family is of Anglo-Indian ancestry. Anglo-Indians are defined to be those of mixed white British and East Indian ancestry. So, I could be wrong that he is half Indian, but according to Wikipedia website, he is not full-Indian. Since it is your family friend's relative, perhaps you can tell them that the Wikipedia website is incorrectly saying that he is of Anglo-Indian ancestry.

[celinabluewick]

@shenzhenprostitute yes, we are of anglo-indian heritage. and yes, it would be wrong to call us half-indian. we define ourselves as having anglo-indian ancestry (as opposed to just indo-iranian) but as being ethnically indian. we are most certainly not 'half-british' or 'half-scottish' lol. oh and by the way, 'indo-iranian' indians are for all practical purposes, also regarded as ethnically indian, and not 'half-indian and half-iranian', just in case you are wondering.

[CrazyHermit]

when he said doooo maaaa, in vietnamese it means motherfucker LOL

[noddy557]

2:25....Hello.........

[Sajedulguy]

Pho Phuc Lai! LOL!

[niggamoments25]

LMFAO

[RaphaelDeLaGhetto87]

Hottie @2:26

[yash2k4]

SHIKSA!

[2400Chulo]

whats the name of he show? plzzz Reply

[Pedram031]

@2400Chulo "Outsourced" from 2006 i belive.. i liked his "green card tour" better tho :) check it out

[2400Chulo]

@Pedram031 just saw and thanks by the way... And Yeah Green Card Tour was better but this was stil funny ;)

[Xmike15]

stop laughing, thats a pho phuck lie lol!

[CB4ALLDAY]

you and gabriel iglasias should do a comedy show together :P

[BeautifulDreamerK]

@CB4ALLDAY: and jokoy ;) cultural comedy fest.

[ActorSunnyIndia]

Guys do watch this indian actor Frastu Singh responding to Russell' Bollywood remarks - awesome response dude :)

watch?v=Z2MaTnlCXKQ on Utube

[athtsak1]

Ah... 240p we meet again.

[laybur]

hey! dont lie! thats a pho fuck lie!!!

[jgh34t]

I'm 200% sure he knows what PUTANG INA! means... This guy is awesome. :D

[ssan2812]

das ba PHO PHUC LAI =]]

[saexhyung]

the part about counting in korean, he was counting in english with a korean accent.but he got the one, two and three right. lol

[Paragoniac]

4 Fuck Lie!