Reita-chan's SECRET~

[Deanoshea23]

Hahaha holy shit, memories of a stranger time.

[Whatsauce202]

He's obviously on hormones, making a male to female transition (aka transvestite)

[Surplusofbad]

This troll failed so hard,he trolled himself.

[NeoTStyle]

why

[Nik0ran]

I have the feeling HRT was involved.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

Wait, it's a girl?

[ThePCMMOer]

Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

[Brittneyisradd14]

was she trolling about her gender?

[RSAlbusPotter]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[Auchenlochtermuchty]

@haxx1233 She's just trolling people hard. It is a joke, and it's a hilarious joke. I'm not sure if you've ever met any KAWAI DESU OTAKU NE UGUU, you'd understand.

[haxx1233]

everything seems fake and if it isnt then holy crap he has a terrible japanese accent.

[haxx1233]

I cannot tell is he being satiracal? kuz i mean he cant use chopsticks in the other video so I am assuming it is a joke.... if it is a joke though it isnt funny at all.

[qounqer]

i don't think we did a very good job in WWII, we replaced a culture of honor and military prowess, with....................this

[haxx1233]

@qounqer people in japan arent like this at all if this kid wer to go there they would hate him more than we hate him. In japan otaku r like nerds but worst they r pretty much social outcasts they are treated worste there then they are here so you cant really say that.

[AnimatedBeauty]

She should have been eating strawberry pocky when she woke up because it is pink, and as kawaii logic dictates it is therefore kawaii.

[toribjork10]

so you went out and bought tons of books, dvds, toys and other weeaboo crap JUST to pretend to be a weeaboo and troll? suuuuuuure.

[DeliciousMog]

says YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED in the video

people still don't get it

[PhanRotom]

Get o job

[warmaxxx]

she's so kawaii

[TheRealAsen]

PEOPLE ARE STILL GETTING TROLLED BY THIS?

[AkitoJr]

go fuck off you Appalachian dwelling weeaboo cunt

[necromeow]

wut.

[WhiteTroll12]

1:00 now..seriously :|

die!

[AdrianRPrado]

GIMME 5 MINUTES IN A ROOM WITH THIS....THING! AND EVERY BONE OF ITS BODY WOULD BE BROKEN ESPECIALY ITS FACE JUST WANNA DROP KNEE ITS FUCKING FACE TILL ITS INSIDE OUT. :)

[e1kyo]

uhh .... o.o"

[KittyOhayashi]

If someone from Japan where to see this video...

I would hope they would be upset...

[TulsaIzMiiHood]

wow, that was interesting. i hope by now she has learned more words ^^ "kawaii cartwheel chans"　かわいい側転ちゃんですか？ lol :3

[Tornado2312]

THE FUCK IS THIS

[Chasitythefangirl]

froggo and da crew

[BaconMuffinz313]

Oh god it iz a girl

[xcom2009]

ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TraceurRyuk]

"I'm gonna practice my Kawaii Cartwheel-Chans" I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[PencilCrown]

Teh fuck? You just woke up and you eat straight away? What a weeaboo fatso. :/

[XHikarixxx]

I'm sick of debating whether it's a boy or girl. Let's just call this person and "It."

[MrIheartkpop]

"Nihongo sakuras!"

...Japanese language cherry blossoms...



[PreseaCombatir1]

First thing you must learn about when being Japanese(coming from an actual japanese person).... We do not wake up every morning saying, "Another 'kawaii' Morning!" In matter of fact, we have to graon everyday wishing we weren't so fucking busy with school or work. We don't eat pocky after we wake up and then suddenly spray a perfume. We never have the time to even do cart wheels in our backyard do to the shitload of homework we get. By the way, you're 100% pronouncing EVERYTHING wrong.

[my18yearoldaccount]

It has to be a guy. No girl looks that much, sounds that much and just horrifies that much unless they're a guy.

[lapslut]

i find this easy to masturbate to.:D

[BackUpBrotha]

@lapslut It's a dude, bro.

[lapslut]

i find this easy to masturbate to.

[MultiAwesomeX]

Bet it still doesn't know how to use chopsticks.

[PoisonedWithInsanity]

NO YOU DID IT WRONG!!! YOU MUST SAVOUR THE POCKY! >:G

[EpicShalaylex]

@PoisonedWithInsanity HECK YA! POCKY RULES! X3

[GaryyOak]

Did that bitch just eat a Marlboro Red 100 

[73l3v3n]

Get out of here, no "troll" owns that much weeaboo paraphernalia.

[solisvictor1991]

i think the point of silly internet emotes are to stay on the internet.

[Cruelruin0]

I'd tap that.

[OikuFA]

>she lives in a trailor park

oh my

[ChiliiSauce]

Oh lawd...... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[Vexlulz]

It's not trolling, it's self parody. HONESTLY CAN WE STOP THROWING THIS WORD AROUND GUYS?

[FrostGibbon]

well i hope her pronunciation has gotten better over the years. Lord knows its terrible in this video.

[Lumosnight]

You may say what you like but I know you are not a troll... because a troll wouldn't own all this stuff!

[MrPeccys]

ITS A TRAP

[orochikid]

HOLY SHIT ITS NOT A GUY

[justmee689]

sukkel bn jij gek in je hoofd osfo?? ga leven zoeken ja? mongoll

[LickinPirates]

UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!~

[jawsus0123]

son I am disappoint

[theboyks]

The secret? It's a man.

[TheFlyingracoon22]

Oh mah lordy.... It's like a snorlax but not cute

[igorbetaful]

gay very gay destroied my life eu sou do brasil kkkk

[135leticia]

ela até que é bonitinha, mas fazer esses videos a deixa escrota.

[SerenadeofTwilight]

She's been trolling for years. It's all a joke. And it's funny.

[BlueBlackInside]

i frew up

[ViolenceSustainsMe]

I raged

[gwidao123]

I'm still not sure its a boy or a girl...

[beretta1923]

@gwidao123 im still not sure whether its human

[XadioEXE]

@gwidao123 Do you really wanna know seriously?

[5ublim3Pirate]

What are you...

[saboomify]

Knee-Hone-Go

[ThisLockIsJammed]

Still bang-able with enough liquor.

[julianadropkick]

Protip: If the first few seconds seem retarded and/or fake, skip to the end.

[MySanoHan]

NI HAHNG GO.

[xxInvisibleMoon]

MMMMMMMMM~ NIHONGOOOOOOO~

[khoraski]

"see you in a minute, ne"

just... just dіe.

[imraw17]

still can't tell if guy or girl

[tes4o]

I don't know man, that was pretty convincing.

You sure you're not a weeaboo? :3

[TheGrenpa]

Living in a trailer.

That explains the fantasies.

Fuck off and die you disgusting weeaboo.

[flimda]

GIRUGAMESH

ANG GAMING

[varan1231]

LOL Trollin'



[CriticCafeteria]

first. why are you eating pocky like a retarded squirrel with down syndrome. second saying its a cute morning is a grammatical flaw. (are you really that stupid). also this is a guy who has nothing better to do than cross dress and destroy languages

[axelskull]

hurr hurr guys, i was only pretending to be retarded

[clotwortorange]

Successful troll is successful.

[Dave102693]

Weaboo hears a who

[ZOMFG102]

Runka-chunk

[Andronover611121]

@ZOMFG102 That's not even Rina-Chan WTF?!

[shinichi7100]

0:07

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[ExKizuna1]

Atleast you could tell what gender this thing is in this vid - Obviously a man. But stop BEING A FUCKING WEABOO OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED

[ShadowShark5]

Lol. Wake up and eat some poky.

[halofanatic2552]

tranny



[mcneil123]

im gona sell my civic and buy a el camino because of this video :I

[RioEllington]

You, kind lady, are my heroine.

[lalalalaaAa123]

LOL! I kind of love you for this. xD I'm an anime fan, but I'm not the type you were portraying! Lol have a super kawaii desu day. HAHA

[Caiyne]

You are ... hilarious ... my god you we're successful XD So funny how people like DONT get that you're joking, I did some vids where i was OBV acting and some ppl just didnt get it LMFAO ! awesome though XD

[OtakuRGo]

its just not possible she has to be a troll you disgust me

[In666hours]

The fuck was this?

[Optikaliluznz]

you have to be the most successful troll in the history of youtube...to make all those long ass videos...lol...thumbs up

[Littlepieceofrice]

Puleeeze! Nowadays, everyone is koreaboo for korean dramas.

[FriggenSilver]

you're still a weeaboo.

[Spambertt]

ITS ONLY A JOKE HGUYS I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED DER HER

[IshidaTheQuincy]

@Spambertt

What if a retard tries to pretend they're a retard?

[Spambertt]

@IshidaTheQuincy That's what we call Inception.

[lokirage]

chubby face

[KnakedKnight]

It's the fat kid from two and a half men.

[MDPPatrick]

Um. We were trolled? I think Nico Nico trolled you even more.

[idonotwastenames]

oh your a girl, that settles it

[imacoolguy23]

Wait.... ITS A GIRL!?

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

this is just dumb she fail for real.

[shonuxs]

She is a hambeast.

[Klaacky]

it was a joke, really guys. I'm serious it was a joke.

[uruhaxgazetto]

poor reita.

if he know that you love him he didnt nknow what he do

i hat amrican songs 

[Tehweaksauce94]

Iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded­.jpg

[Raitenkuro]

Wait...

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!

[DrTimeCop]

shemale shemale shemale

[dogincat12]

i wonder what her poop looks like

[Natashakiable18]

lolol "NiHONgo"

Great acting, at least you're getting views ;) haha

[DOWSPOWERLEVEL]

She got fat.

[Nexven]

ITS A GIRL HOLY SHIT WE COULD NEVER FIGURE IT OUT IN THE FIRST VIDEO

GOD DAMN STOP MAKING VIDEOS

[blackkittenxful]

Lol, guys calm down. Shes not actually a weaboo she was just making fun of weaboos or the jusure of it. Im pretty sure she wasnt being seruois. Lol, i mean if she was one , she wouldnt even be acting like that. Thats not how weaboos act. But, the matter of the fact is that you dont say she fails at trolls , whenever you dont even try yourself. I find it very amusing how people can call her a fake troll. Because most of the people on this comment page is a fake troll. all they do is tease her.

[shadowluver94]

hehehe your pretty

[bbbbbb222222]

hey guys joke is on you, I'm not actually a retard, I was just pretending!

[heartlesslover711]

you know...i think shes not trolling D: but she was reading a twilight book so im not so sure...

[ShunjianDaRhapsodos]

My reproductive tool is confused 0.0

[Bungogin]

I thought the perfume was vodka at first... Wake up in the morning, get wasted tight off the bat. I would laugh.

[TaetheTeddybear]

I quite honestly cannot tell if this bitch is trollin'

I don't think the person recording could handle that much crazyness unless:

1. The camera operator is just as stupid as the featured person.

2. The featured person has mental issues and the camera operator is just trying to be nice (Still don't get how they COULDN'T laugh)

3. Drugs.

Or.. this person really went out and got all of this weeaboo shit for these videos..

[neonlightsx3]

i seriously cannot tell if she's trolling or being serious

[Frozendeathstalker]

1:04-1:07 Gold medal worthy cartwheel

[HOVNA]

I like anime ... I like J-rock .. I LOVE asian food ... I like Japanese language ... I like Visual kei style ... I like to draw and read manga ... BUT .. I fucking hate WEEABOOS

[superf0b]

@HOVNA does that make you better than them? don't kid youself, faggot.

[HOVNA]

@superf0b The only faggot here is you .. If you dont think such a behaveour is stupid .. then I really have nothing more to say.

[superf0b]

@HOVNA oh it's not stupid that you devote yourself to all this shit from a country that will never accept you? self delusional faggot.

[HOVNA]

@superf0b What ? :D Just because I like the language and manga style? :D youre an idiot :D I also love 1 japanese band :D Yeah Im just like weaboos :D Do me a favor ... die :D

[TheSoulless]

@HOVNA Hey, hating oneself is never healthy.

[HOVNA]

@TheSoulless Being an asshole isnt healthy indeed ;)

[Sesseur]

@HOVNA You also hate yourself then.

[LG93X]

@HOVNA what a disgrace

[HOVNA]

@LG93X YEAH hobbys are disgrace :) fucking idiot ;)

[LG93X]

@HOVNA that's not a hobby it's obsession.

[HOVNA]

@LG93X I leke One band :D Th language is just beautiful and interesting and i draw manga because i like the style .. youre obsessed with trolling ;)

[LG93X]

@HOVNA Why are overusing emoticons? It just makes you look retarded and you should learn how to properly spell you idiotic faggot.

[HOVNA]

@LG93X I know more languages than you will ever know and im 17. Sorry for not being American (PS: It was miss-click not spell mistake ;) ) ! :D You really have no life :D I also like playing piano .. so Im obsessed with pianos? XD Youre making an idiot out of yourself ;)

[LG93X]

@HOVNA When did I say I was American? (P.S. Since I have no life who is sending you these messages?

Maybe I'm a... figment in your imagination! You finally realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.)

[HOVNA]

@LG93X First of all .. I didnt say YOU are american :D And second .. are you high? :D

[LG93X]

@HOVNA You lost.

[HOVNA]

@LG93X XD Because i dont want to talk with idiot like you? :D No I dont think so ;)

[LG93X]

@HOVNA You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

[HOVNA]

@LG93X xDDD aahhh :D

[HOVNA]

@LG93X Because I dont want to talk with idiot like you? I dont think so ;) I end here xD Bye poor guy

[LG93X]

@HOVNA You lost.

[HOVNA]

@LG93X Some people just dont know when to stop and end it right? ;) Stop playing the smart one telling me what MY life is about. :D Haters gona hate XD

[Psylinus]

Trolling? You have all that bullshit weeaboo shit and you still are a fucking landwhale, you deserve death, nothing less.

[xxxnichu]

LOL UR JAPANESE VOICE SUCKS. YOU SAY KOWAII AL THE TIME. XD

But yeh, you're Kowaii (Horrible).

[BlargGargle]

@xxxnichu Maybe that's intentional!! O_O

[xxxnichu]

@BlargGargle ROFL

[Anon371]

I WAS MADE TO SHIT IN AMERICA

[nighthaste]

I have been twolled...?

[turdytwins]

guys, what's trolling?!:O

[solisium]

Don't insult her you fucking nerds without balls or decent boobs!!

Get a life, criticize your own mining-less lives. Let her express herself butt holes!

[FlameSwordWielder]

@solisium They did not found this video entertaining or interesting, thats all (lets face it, this video sucks)... Calm down drama queen, you are the nerd joker, criticize your own comments.

[solisium]

This was a bet to see how many dumb butts answered to a comment that went against the other comments, you should know that by u being an A-hole i'm closer to getting 5 dollars, just 2 more replys from 2 other videos, next time don't take it too far 'drama queen' at least i always got friends by my side to play silly bets when we're bored before the party, nerd!

[KingOfDarkBunnies]

@solisium

Hey My life is not without "mining" ! I happen to lead a very productive life in which I dig up many precious jewels and metals.

[Josqpiercy]

She's still a weeaboo.

[kcofrev94]

"You've been TOLTT"

wat

[ForensicLillian]

Lololol

[blooberrykisses]

youre pretty tho

[drago717]

uh in that video you look sexy

[deathomen1123]

yep, knew it.

HAD to be a troll.

no one is that... THAT.

[lyzedpara]

AHAHAAH has there ever been a troll this elaborate, that just outright says it?

what a gigantic pathetic dumbass.

[XxXanimeartistXxX]

OH YESH ANOTHER KAWAII MORNING! *slaps bed.

i promised my self will do that EVERY morning when i wake up. O_O

[Pander8874]

she WAS a girl? Now I know.

[Kaze0Kage0funnyboi]

To all these fuckwads saying you can have all this crap without being a weaboo,look at her other videos.

LOOK AT THEM,AND TELL ME SHE IS NOT A FUCKING WEABOO

D:

It's scary.