In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
Fine, I'm a woman and I found this hilarious, too bad we can see through it every time. That's okay, you want your fishing weekend? That's fine, I'm going away too. So sorry, it was planned weeks before your trip, don't you remember me telling you during sex? You can take the kids right? No? Well you're going to have to do some over time to pay the sitter.
I have real tip. My ex (he was deported to NZ, we didn't rly break up) used to say "Yes Dear!" then he'd slip out the back door. Bless Him.
I laughed so hard. When we were a young couple my said this tastes like shit. I got up put his food in the disposal and went back to the table to eat. He asked what he was supposed to eat. I laughed. He hasn't complained since.
While I enjoyed the vid, the thing that I really noticed is that the comments seem to have NOTHING to do with it.
However, I must say that I stand in awe at this amazingly unselfconscious display of ignorance. To be so completely uninformed about the most important event of the twentieth century is really quite impressive.
Following this 'discussion' is like watching two retards in a slap fight.
As an American I'd like to ask you for permission of the following....
We have a lot of fucking immigrants here soaking up our status and it sucks. I live in Miami and I'm a 10% minority. Everyone is always shutting me down asking me why I don't know Spanish? Fuck that I'm an American. I don't need to know Spanish. Can we move in? We have skills and can create jobs?
You really think the USA is all that come out of gods ass don't ya? last time I looked, it was the USA who lead the world into a depression because you jokers can't hold your banks together, you seem to praise god, but your bombing the shit out of the birthplace of his son, you all seem to have this habit of fucking over the little guy too, youre not so tough, when the USSR came knockn' on your front door with nukes in the Caribbean ya just pissed ya dacks and whined like the bitch you all are.
Ya I know are economy is so strong and powerful that when it sneezes the rest of the world gets a cold. And when it trips the rest of the world falls. Pathetic they are really. Milking off the success of another nation, yet bitching at the same time. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, and no I don't mean Great Britain. After all they are your true masters. But hey don't tell that to an Aussie they still honestly think that there an actual country and not a colony. Sad really...
look at that will ya? so much shit shoved up your ass you can still talk, now that, you american twat, is something special, your econamy is stong and powerful, you'd like to think that wouldn't ya? how many millions of US dickhead have lost their homes becuase you pack of brainless cock tuggers can't keep your shit strieght? your millitary is so shot and flawed a pack of untrained AK 47 weilding maniacs are tearing the shit out of you, you aint the brightest bulb are ya mate?
Ya our economy is strong and powerful. And given the past month the real estate market is bouncing back, as well as the stock market. And last time I checked Iraq has been won. Now if this was 2006 the Iraq war would be debatable. But the war has been won since mid 2008. Like I said come back when your arguments have foundation to them.....
the iraq war was never won in the first place you twat, you invaded the wrong nation, chode muncher. strong economy, do you know how much forign debt you are in right now mate? increasing by over 50 billion a month and thats making your economy weaker and weaker, china has the strongest, they have no dependencies, or major debt issuse, you americans are equally oblivios arnt ya's? think the whole world eats up your shit and says it tastes like rainbow cup cakes, fucking wanka
Like I said before Iraq has been won. Regardless of the nation which should have been invaded, But I agree with you I think Pakistan or Iran should have been a better one.
China is 4 times behind us economically, and 20 times behind us military spending..... Plus we also have an incomplete circle of military bases around China. If China wants to bypass the US they have a loooooooooong way to go.......
Our dept is only about 5% of our total income annually so it's not a big deal.
Funny isnt it? The US foreign debt is actually 65% of their GDP or about $36,000 US per capita, funny how i know more about your worthless country then you do! if china decided to cut trade routes with the USA, china would still be fine, but as the USA depends on it so much for industry and manufacturing, the US would collapse, and if you DID go to war, you pack of headless chickens wouldn't stand a chance, need i remind you about your horrible FAILING history in warfare?
"need i remind you about your horrible FAILING history in warfare"
Please tell me because last time I check we've won pretty much all of them..... Vietnam is debatable because we won the cold war and that was the overall picture. And the war of 1812 was debatable because it was a stalemate.....
Other then that America has fraught about 100 wars......
ask any knowledgable historian, you lost vietnam hardcore, you lost the golf, you lost iraq. you only 'won' the second world war coz the brits, french, canadians and USSR where hauling ass to take down the Nazi, it took pear harbur to get your necks out of the sand and do something at that. won the cold war? please, you cowering dick heads didnt win, you just didnt want to fight the USSR upfront becuase you know you where going to get slaughtered by them.
"won' the second world war coz the brits, french, Canadians and USSR"
Wow I cant believe you actually said the French and Canadians. Who was supreme allies commander of the allies? It was Eisenhower. All the Brits did was watch bombs fall on there heads until the Americans came to town.
won the cold war?
Yup soviet union isn't around anymore
you just didnt want to fight the USSR
And they didn't want to fight us either. whats ur point?
Yeah and WHO found and killed him, sure as hell wasnt the USA buddy!
the French and Canadians gave it everything they had you mockery son of a bitch, you cant say you sacrificed you whole nation to stop the Nazis, you did jack, fucking, shit to the Nazis! the soviet union was more then eager to kick the crap out of you, they had nukes all over the place, superior war machines and troops, cock head.
One last thing I didn't mean it to insult Canadians maybe the french cause there pussies but not the Canadians. But don't make sound like the french or Canadians or Brits did more, maybe USSR but not the other 3....
the french, brits and canadian gave every last troop they had to fend off the nazi, the lost soo much to keep them at bay, it took them over 2 decades to recover from them, if any nation gave the most in WW2, it would be the brits or french, the french shares most of their boarder with germany, so they know they where fighting an allready lost battle, though the french can be asses at time, you can't have nothing but respect for them in WW2, fought to the last police officer.
they had nothing to fight them off with in WW2, when they surrendered, all they had was a police force, and that was it, and no matter what nation was sharing the most boarder with the germans, they would have been annihalated, even the USA
They surrendred because 80% of thier army had allready been destroyed by the ferocity and lightning quick german advance. What were they supposed to do, send thier 10 yr old children and aged citizens to fight. Read a book before you make such stupid comments. Even Russia couldnt stem the flow of blitzkrieg until the vastness of russia crippled the germans advance. It had nothing to do with being poor fighters and surrendering to early. It had everything to do with surrender or lose everything.
You see if the same finical crisis happened in Australia nothing would happened globally. Because Australians are to stupid/weak to have a strong global economy. But what do you expect for a nation of convicts.
As far as the soviet union and Cuba thing goes. How dare the United States want to throw the Soviets out of there hemisphere were there crazy asses had nuclear weapons there. How dare the US achieve that goal of removing them from Cuba peacefully how dare they..... lol. Idiot
oh you really think you defeated the Nazi, it was our good mates the USSR who gave us that pleasure, and it was us AUSSIE who kicked the japs back to their little corner, sure, you dropped two unnecessary nukes on the poor little buggers, the Spanish empire was in upheaval because their leader was a 12 year old girl and the British empire wasnt in much better shape either, after 800 years of conquering ¾ of earth of earth, they were looking pretty shabby.
"and it was us AUSSIE who kicked the japs back to their little corner".
HAHAHAHA bitch please Australians barely did very little in the pacific campaign and everyone knows that. US carried 95% of the weight and did an island hoping campaign for 3 1/2 yrs before dropping the bomb....
"British empire wasn't in much better shape either, after 800 years of conquering earth
so you seemed to forget about our ANZACT huh? most feard trooper during WW2? i never said 'we' defeated the Nazi, the USSR handled that, and your really smart mate, knowng how to work the google machine, 'hight of their empire in 1776, funny how they started back in the 1000 and worked their way into the 1800 with australia, north america, asia, africa, europe, indi, and so forth
sure if you can see democracy a 'good' global thing, then sure, but the rise of the British paved the way for modern science and astronomy, but thats nothing compared to the oil drinking baby dear eating democrats right? anyway, moving on...
the USA is no longer considered the most powerful nation on earth, if the USA, chin, and USSR went head to head, no one can confidently say they would be victorious, and within the next 20 years, the USA will fall, and Im am sure of that.
Well I got to go now. It was fun debating with you. The bottom line is the following GDP,military spending stats below. If the USA is collapsing(which there not). Then China or Russia or anyone else has a loooooong way to go. Not to mention we have military bases circling these nations who were chocking.
And I don't even know why were arguing to tell you the truth were both on the same side and bloodline. i just get bored at work, and all the anti-Americanism on youtube pisses me off.... Lata
im not saying this to blow a trumpet, but my old man, whos been in the top line of aussie public service, ceo of department of millitary, communicatiosn, transportations, ect. who has had over 35 years of annalysing finatial situations can comforably say the USA is collapsing, china has the fastest growing econamy the world has ever seen adn within the next decade will break the US record of over 14 trillion, and your millitary is so out of date, its not funny and you know it for fact.
It's scary how some nations interpret there own version of history..... Even the British still to this day think there country is the most powerful.....
I got a question for you.... Do you really think Australia is an independent country?
well i can happily say no where not independent, and neither is any nation, you cock chuggers over in the usa seem to think otherwise though... and the brits dont think their the most powerful empire you chook, update buddy, where in the 21st century, the most power nation on earth is up for grabs right now, the usa had their time in the light, and they squandered it miserably, achieving nothing of real global improvement, job well done
We are going the same way, it's a little slower since we don't have land borders but the results are the same. Sorry mate, you'll have to try somewhere else.
I think the word gay has changed again. If i call someone a 'fuckin faggot' or a 'gaybo', i don't mean he likes touching penises, he is just a dickhead (and usually has a hot girlfriend). It's just a funny word.
I know it's sarcastic, but if I had a wife who put me in hospital (I'm not sure how she would achieve this) simply because I wanted to go fishing, she wouldn't be my wife for very long.
Youtube's changed the rules. People with a SOH and creativity see the light of day, and the rest of us get a laugh a minute. Good onya Yak, you're a legend.
I'm not married, because I enjoy my freedom - but my old man has been for 50 years. Yes, there are definately elements of truth to this masterpiece. I'm subscribing now.
LOL...uhm, this IS a joke, I believe, yet I heard this from Chris Rock too: you CAN'T win an argument haha. Let's not argue; let's try to get along with each other :D
As for the accent, at least I guessed right, yet I thought "bloke" was strictly a Brit thing. Now we just need a woman's version of this XD lol
Or how about us "hetros" tell our women they need to lose weight or gain weight. That they they're too nosey, that they should shut up during the programs we want to watch. That they should give us some whenever we want it, and how we want it. Then tell them that their performance doesn't live up to our expectations and that they should try better tomorrow night at a given time that we select. And also that their cooking could also be better, as well as telling them what to wear. Terrific.
the perfect women to me is someone who will do everything that comforts me and likes to do that all the time... If she cant handle me alone, i guess she had to hire some more females to do the subduties like shaving, bathing, cooking, feeding, dressing and such. That would be cool. Id be most grateful providing her with my L.O.V.E. all the time.
I should have mentioned that you will still need to hire a prostitute for either situation. Anyway, this was just my lame attempt to point out that marriage isn't for everyone.
want's the point of this video becuz ur basically telling people that women are nothing! All we have to do...is do everything men tell us to do!! no it's not like that! if u marrie a women or live wit them or care for them...watever! when ur staying together... ur basically saying i'm going to help around the house...get a job and pay rent...and help clean! We can't always do everything we get tired too!
enjoyed it so much!!
haileyolanda 2 months ago
pure genius
auzziescott87 4 months ago
women.....cant live with em.....they will NOT go out with me. lol.
JetBlackNero 4 months ago
''three guards missing after cavity search'' rofl
HaL0addict001 5 months ago
Of course we love women. Can't live with 'em can't live without 'em.
Funny how all the married men around me say they're envious of me.
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In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS TRUEim posting this cuz i dont play with my life
kingcory10 6 months ago
This is just an awesome video on so many levels, hahaha...
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49 people who didnt like this......chicks
MrFinkle20 1 year ago
Fine, I'm a woman and I found this hilarious, too bad we can see through it every time. That's okay, you want your fishing weekend? That's fine, I'm going away too. So sorry, it was planned weeks before your trip, don't you remember me telling you during sex? You can take the kids right? No? Well you're going to have to do some over time to pay the sitter.
I have real tip. My ex (he was deported to NZ, we didn't rly break up) used to say "Yes Dear!" then he'd slip out the back door. Bless Him.
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GLORY GLORY TO SOUTH SYDNEY!!!!. Yeah I noticed the flag in the back ground!
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You've been 'Traced'
MisterLemonde 1 year ago
I laughed so hard. When we were a young couple my said this tastes like shit. I got up put his food in the disposal and went back to the table to eat. He asked what he was supposed to eat. I laughed. He hasn't complained since.
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bushmatina 1 year ago
fuck Australia
buzzin1975 1 year ago
@buzzin1975 fuck you, Australia rocks!
dstib2 1 year ago
@dstib2 Yeah, Australia is a rock. It's a rock covered in shit.
buzzin1975 1 year ago
@buzzin1975 - No, fuck YOU!
mozzy2410 1 year ago
This Pleases me
WindowsVistaMan14 1 year ago
Great video guys...nice animation.
DelicatessenFilms 1 year ago
how did you learn to animate this well?
DavidTheCatholic 1 year ago
"This is lovely, dear" - HAHAHA
BiGTiMeNeRD007 2 years ago
why the disclaimer? get in touch with your feminine side, present it as is and let the superior sex suck it up
Xollob2 2 years ago
The disclaimer is a humerus attempt at avoiding trouble from the superior sex
psychedashell 2 years ago
omg, that was awesome!!!!!!
creamyfilling102 2 years ago 2
Awesome vid!
I want that T-Shirt - "Yes Dear"
And LoL to the newspaper heading:
HILTON JAILED
Three guards missing
after cavity search
Brilliant!
trojanjinx56 2 years ago
thanks for the tips yak, its no wonder im still single.... and loving it!
1GOD1JESUS 2 years ago 2
the ending was gold
ljs2k7 2 years ago 2
"This is lovely dear" *lol* I love it :o)
gusto68 2 years ago
YES! I just got Moho 5 (or Anime Studio)!!! I'm gonna make some vids, Yak style.
kayjames888 2 years ago
What the FUCKs with the comments...?
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Enqueion 2 years ago
While I enjoyed the vid, the thing that I really noticed is that the comments seem to have NOTHING to do with it.
However, I must say that I stand in awe at this amazingly unselfconscious display of ignorance. To be so completely uninformed about the most important event of the twentieth century is really quite impressive.
Following this 'discussion' is like watching two retards in a slap fight.
BRAVO! WELL DONE! ENCORE!
PFWoody488 2 years ago
It's true what you say about the ignorance, it's breathtaking.
McTavishBear 2 years ago
Yeh all the comments were irrelevant
Kittikat1998 2 years ago
yeah i know, there all about WW2.
A15KaldrinJAB 2 years ago
the very ending was lame, but i loled at the "THIS MEAL TASTES LIKE SHIT!" Loool xD
Minority93amy 2 years ago
ahaha that was great
"Hilton Jailed: cavity search - 3 guards missing" lol!!
Barraman69 2 years ago
Not as funny as 'The Stupid' but still cool
benchwarmerbenji 2 years ago
dude, your wifes hot
PureZOOKS 2 years ago 2
Dear Austrilla,
As an American I'd like to ask you for permission of the following....
We have a lot of fucking immigrants here soaking up our status and it sucks. I live in Miami and I'm a 10% minority. Everyone is always shutting me down asking me why I don't know Spanish? Fuck that I'm an American. I don't need to know Spanish. Can we move in? We have skills and can create jobs?
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Our country is called Australia not Austrilla
xenopeltismulticolor 2 years ago
No its called Great Britain HA!
God bless America and may he smite her enemies to the ground.....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
no god bless the united states of america
no america that is 2 continents
awkando2 2 years ago 2
There's only one country that has the name America in it....
The first land colonized was Virginia and Florida.
The first country who won it's independence was USA...
So where do u think America is
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
You really think the USA is all that come out of gods ass don't ya? last time I looked, it was the USA who lead the world into a depression because you jokers can't hold your banks together, you seem to praise god, but your bombing the shit out of the birthplace of his son, you all seem to have this habit of fucking over the little guy too, youre not so tough, when the USSR came knockn' on your front door with nukes in the Caribbean ya just pissed ya dacks and whined like the bitch you all are.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Ya I know are economy is so strong and powerful that when it sneezes the rest of the world gets a cold. And when it trips the rest of the world falls. Pathetic they are really. Milking off the success of another nation, yet bitching at the same time. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, and no I don't mean Great Britain. After all they are your true masters. But hey don't tell that to an Aussie they still honestly think that there an actual country and not a colony. Sad really...
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
look at that will ya? so much shit shoved up your ass you can still talk, now that, you american twat, is something special, your econamy is stong and powerful, you'd like to think that wouldn't ya? how many millions of US dickhead have lost their homes becuase you pack of brainless cock tuggers can't keep your shit strieght? your millitary is so shot and flawed a pack of untrained AK 47 weilding maniacs are tearing the shit out of you, you aint the brightest bulb are ya mate?
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Economic GDP (in millions)
America = 13,840,000 (Over 4 times)!
China = 3,280,224
Russia = 1,289,535
Ya our economy is strong and powerful. And given the past month the real estate market is bouncing back, as well as the stock market. And last time I checked Iraq has been won. Now if this was 2006 the Iraq war would be debatable. But the war has been won since mid 2008. Like I said come back when your arguments have foundation to them.....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
the iraq war was never won in the first place you twat, you invaded the wrong nation, chode muncher. strong economy, do you know how much forign debt you are in right now mate? increasing by over 50 billion a month and thats making your economy weaker and weaker, china has the strongest, they have no dependencies, or major debt issuse, you americans are equally oblivios arnt ya's? think the whole world eats up your shit and says it tastes like rainbow cup cakes, fucking wanka
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Like I said before Iraq has been won. Regardless of the nation which should have been invaded, But I agree with you I think Pakistan or Iran should have been a better one.
China is 4 times behind us economically, and 20 times behind us military spending..... Plus we also have an incomplete circle of military bases around China. If China wants to bypass the US they have a loooooooooong way to go.......
Our dept is only about 5% of our total income annually so it's not a big deal.
YES we are
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Funny isnt it? The US foreign debt is actually 65% of their GDP or about $36,000 US per capita, funny how i know more about your worthless country then you do! if china decided to cut trade routes with the USA, china would still be fine, but as the USA depends on it so much for industry and manufacturing, the US would collapse, and if you DID go to war, you pack of headless chickens wouldn't stand a chance, need i remind you about your horrible FAILING history in warfare?
R4shM4n 2 years ago
"need i remind you about your horrible FAILING history in warfare"
Please tell me because last time I check we've won pretty much all of them..... Vietnam is debatable because we won the cold war and that was the overall picture. And the war of 1812 was debatable because it was a stalemate.....
Other then that America has fraught about 100 wars......
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
ask any knowledgable historian, you lost vietnam hardcore, you lost the golf, you lost iraq. you only 'won' the second world war coz the brits, french, canadians and USSR where hauling ass to take down the Nazi, it took pear harbur to get your necks out of the sand and do something at that. won the cold war? please, you cowering dick heads didnt win, you just didnt want to fight the USSR upfront becuase you know you where going to get slaughtered by them.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
"you lost the golf"
Is Saddam still in Kuwait NO!
"won' the second world war coz the brits, french, Canadians and USSR"
Wow I cant believe you actually said the French and Canadians. Who was supreme allies commander of the allies? It was Eisenhower. All the Brits did was watch bombs fall on there heads until the Americans came to town.
won the cold war?
Yup soviet union isn't around anymore
you just didnt want to fight the USSR
And they didn't want to fight us either. whats ur point?
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
Yeah and WHO found and killed him, sure as hell wasnt the USA buddy!
the French and Canadians gave it everything they had you mockery son of a bitch, you cant say you sacrificed you whole nation to stop the Nazis, you did jack, fucking, shit to the Nazis! the soviet union was more then eager to kick the crap out of you, they had nukes all over the place, superior war machines and troops, cock head.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
One last thing I didn't mean it to insult Canadians maybe the french cause there pussies but not the Canadians. But don't make sound like the french or Canadians or Brits did more, maybe USSR but not the other 3....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
the french, brits and canadian gave every last troop they had to fend off the nazi, the lost soo much to keep them at bay, it took them over 2 decades to recover from them, if any nation gave the most in WW2, it would be the brits or french, the french shares most of their boarder with germany, so they know they where fighting an allready lost battle, though the french can be asses at time, you can't have nothing but respect for them in WW2, fought to the last police officer.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
You lost my respect. When you gave respect to the French in ww2.
They surrendered very shortly. And the Nazi's walked into Paris....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
they had nothing to fight them off with in WW2, when they surrendered, all they had was a police force, and that was it, and no matter what nation was sharing the most boarder with the germans, they would have been annihalated, even the USA
R4shM4n 2 years ago
They surrendred because 80% of thier army had allready been destroyed by the ferocity and lightning quick german advance. What were they supposed to do, send thier 10 yr old children and aged citizens to fight. Read a book before you make such stupid comments. Even Russia couldnt stem the flow of blitzkrieg until the vastness of russia crippled the germans advance. It had nothing to do with being poor fighters and surrendering to early. It had everything to do with surrender or lose everything.
tumbipanther 2 years ago
and you wonder why the whole world hates, and despises you, fuck wit
R4shM4n 2 years ago
You see if the same finical crisis happened in Australia nothing would happened globally. Because Australians are to stupid/weak to have a strong global economy. But what do you expect for a nation of convicts.
As far as the soviet union and Cuba thing goes. How dare the United States want to throw the Soviets out of there hemisphere were there crazy asses had nuclear weapons there. How dare the US achieve that goal of removing them from Cuba peacefully how dare they..... lol. Idiot
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
and the US does have a history of messing with little guys and defeating them such as....
British empire
Spanish empire
Nazi Germany
Japanese empire
and many others.......
Please sweetheart come back when you have some good material to dis on the United States for..... Not some retarded shit
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
oh you really think you defeated the Nazi, it was our good mates the USSR who gave us that pleasure, and it was us AUSSIE who kicked the japs back to their little corner, sure, you dropped two unnecessary nukes on the poor little buggers, the Spanish empire was in upheaval because their leader was a 12 year old girl and the British empire wasnt in much better shape either, after 800 years of conquering ¾ of earth of earth, they were looking pretty shabby.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
"oh you really think you defeated the Nazi"
Of course everyone does. Ussr did as well
"and it was us AUSSIE who kicked the japs back to their little corner".
HAHAHAHA bitch please Australians barely did very little in the pacific campaign and everyone knows that. US carried 95% of the weight and did an island hoping campaign for 3 1/2 yrs before dropping the bomb....
"British empire wasn't in much better shape either, after 800 years of conquering earth
It was 1776 at her height not 1960
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
so you seemed to forget about our ANZACT huh? most feard trooper during WW2? i never said 'we' defeated the Nazi, the USSR handled that, and your really smart mate, knowng how to work the google machine, 'hight of their empire in 1776, funny how they started back in the 1000 and worked their way into the 1800 with australia, north america, asia, africa, europe, indi, and so forth
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Ever heard of the first British empire and the second British empire.
What happened to the first British empire? And why did it end in 1783? The same year American won the revolution..... Hmmmmm I wonder... Idiot....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
hmm, their empire still spanned into the 188 and 1900's, fucking idiot
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Dude dont be a homo there was a first British empire and a second British empire Wikipedia it.....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
yeah, wikipedia, right...
R4shM4n 2 years ago
"Yeah, Wikipedia, right"
Ya well unfortunately I wasn't alive at that time. So I have to rely on resources......
"the usa had their time in the light, and they squandered it miserably".
Our democratic shock wave spread throughout the globe. Only about 5% of the world are not democratic.....
"the most power nation on earth is up for grabs".
The finical crisis in the USA bottomed out in early March. Now its time for the rest to caught up. Come back yrs from now and say that....
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
sure if you can see democracy a 'good' global thing, then sure, but the rise of the British paved the way for modern science and astronomy, but thats nothing compared to the oil drinking baby dear eating democrats right? anyway, moving on...
the USA is no longer considered the most powerful nation on earth, if the USA, chin, and USSR went head to head, no one can confidently say they would be victorious, and within the next 20 years, the USA will fall, and Im am sure of that.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
Well I got to go now. It was fun debating with you. The bottom line is the following GDP,military spending stats below. If the USA is collapsing(which there not). Then China or Russia or anyone else has a loooooong way to go. Not to mention we have military bases circling these nations who were chocking.
And I don't even know why were arguing to tell you the truth were both on the same side and bloodline. i just get bored at work, and all the anti-Americanism on youtube pisses me off.... Lata
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
im not saying this to blow a trumpet, but my old man, whos been in the top line of aussie public service, ceo of department of millitary, communicatiosn, transportations, ect. who has had over 35 years of annalysing finatial situations can comforably say the USA is collapsing, china has the fastest growing econamy the world has ever seen adn within the next decade will break the US record of over 14 trillion, and your millitary is so out of date, its not funny and you know it for fact.
R4shM4n 2 years ago
It's scary how some nations interpret there own version of history..... Even the British still to this day think there country is the most powerful.....
I got a question for you.... Do you really think Australia is an independent country?
dadecountyhustler305 2 years ago
well i can happily say no where not independent, and neither is any nation, you cock chuggers over in the usa seem to think otherwise though... and the brits dont think their the most powerful empire you chook, update buddy, where in the 21st century, the most power nation on earth is up for grabs right now, the usa had their time in the light, and they squandered it miserably, achieving nothing of real global improvement, job well done
R4shM4n 2 years ago
We are going the same way, it's a little slower since we don't have land borders but the results are the same. Sorry mate, you'll have to try somewhere else.
ausaskar 2 years ago 2
Dear you American,
Definently. Australia is an awesome country that isn't obsessed with war and profiting from others losses.
Downfall890 2 years ago
Dear American that can't spell Australia,
You're welcome in Australia, especially because you have skills and create jobs, therefor pitch in the work here. Enjoy Aus
Minority93amy 2 years ago
il keep the tips in mind
bishka69bikky 2 years ago
Im not married, and with your guidance, I will never fall prey to it, hahaha... Awesome vids...
mozzy2410 2 years ago
ahahaha the wig falling off.
DescribeAjRz 2 years ago
Haha men are such idiots.
thefanglessvampire 3 years ago
Bow to the logic.
WendysART 3 years ago
thanks kudos
misterairport123 3 years ago
5 stars!
dra999 3 years ago
Eat the pudding mate
eat the pudding
Rythem4ever01 3 years ago
its like chad morgan sang "dont argue with a women you can never win"
jellysam 3 years ago
heeheeheeheehee: "i'm married to a wanker"
vbro2912 3 years ago
Hahahahaha, nice T-shirt idea there too. "Yes Dear" should be a big seller I reckon. :D Well thought out and delivered!
DrGomezNZ 3 years ago
please make part 2
DirtyDirtracer2006 3 years ago
I'm confused about my gender.
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago
haha this is tops.
Blindingraven 3 years ago
there's some funny shit in there.
kayjames888 3 years ago
Are there any more videos with Trace in them? She's hot!
WanderingSplit 3 years ago
ha ha not bad. learned eaps!
camonico 3 years ago
Nice
Aussieman333 3 years ago
this is alright, to bad im not "hungry" i will watch the rest at work tomoro
SSuperwebbYY 3 years ago
I am amused
Yakovich 3 years ago
nah man i love your vids
SSuperwebbYY 3 years ago
u r gay
angelsuicides 3 years ago
People who accuse others of being gay are usually just covering up their orientation.
Nekoflame 3 years ago 8
I think the word gay has changed again. If i call someone a 'fuckin faggot' or a 'gaybo', i don't mean he likes touching penises, he is just a dickhead (and usually has a hot girlfriend). It's just a funny word.
kayjames888 3 years ago
Great video. Excellent demonstration of a dysfunctional marriage. Keep the video's coming.
TheoreticalDollars 3 years ago 2
soooo.....DONT say it taste like shitt?? ok gotcha =)
receiver2005 3 years ago
This is great mate, gave me a good laugh. Keep it up!
Didaman89 3 years ago 2
haha aren't you a cunny funt, good on ya. i laughed my tits off
markisthebestest 3 years ago
Very funny you wanker
littletrev1962 3 years ago
I know it's sarcastic, but if I had a wife who put me in hospital (I'm not sure how she would achieve this) simply because I wanted to go fishing, she wouldn't be my wife for very long.
Because I would kill her in her sleep.
Ilikemustard 3 years ago
wtf :0
Baesar 3 years ago
Hi.
Ilikemustard 3 years ago
gay ._.
Nutmikk 3 years ago
Youtube's changed the rules. People with a SOH and creativity see the light of day, and the rest of us get a laugh a minute. Good onya Yak, you're a legend.
WanderingSplit 3 years ago
LOL~ I love the "Disclaimer", hehehee.. Did I waatch??! Meee???! ..Noooo! (*gulp!*) 8^}}
TerRIFFic animation!!!
Take care~Anni:)
{and thanks to Saz for this send-out!};))
tubeeorrnottubee 3 years ago
I'm not married, because I enjoy my freedom - but my old man has been for 50 years. Yes, there are definately elements of truth to this masterpiece. I'm subscribing now.
Starwithnoname 3 years ago
Yeh... Some points make sense... others, not so much.
CannedPeanuts 3 years ago
The wife has big tits
Steven2690 3 years ago
And a fair left hook
Yakovich 3 years ago
Hey, Dickhead! Regurgitate this!
PeabeuFly 3 years ago
i love the background music
stovex0r 3 years ago
Thanks 'stovex0r' I thought it may have been too heavy...
Yakovich 3 years ago
*Men*...
Uh, wait a minute...
Fred13B 3 years ago
This is great! Love it! Subscribing for sure.
busiben 3 years ago
Are you sure you're doing the right thing 'busiben'?
Yakovich 3 years ago
Some of the posts here are good value, like the ones that go "yawn" or "this is boring" after they've sat through the whole video hahahahaha.
Trace isn't bad looking - nice smile, nice jugs {;-0)))
WanderingSplit 3 years ago
After sitting through 6min plus of it? lol.
watto86 3 years ago
Hey dickhead! This is grouse lol
WanderingSplit 3 years ago
Ha Ha! Subscribed :)
ninaiswow 3 years ago
you are a genius thanks for sharing,
luckily my wife is a chef and understanding!
Superduke77 3 years ago
nice nice i love it. love his name too, "ballsy"
fia2322 3 years ago
GO DRAGONS :P
evansaxon 3 years ago
*yawn
btbking 3 years ago
Bloody beauty, This vid gonna help me out alot in my future :)
69sexdemon69 3 years ago
yeah as long as you dont listen to it, you might even be lucky enough to fool some poor girl into liking you...good luck with that
madisius 3 years ago
hey blokes.. funny blog on blogspot. check it out. it's called thebitterproducer
thank me later!!! :)
fredmertzrules 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Go to Crime-Lord (dot) c o m
And register please :)
Illmane 3 years ago
goodshit
Brookelengacher22 3 years ago
holy shit this vido describes my girl to a TEE!!!
Holy crap it's like diving into an animated version of my life
great job guys loved it!
Burritoast 3 years ago
where did you get the soundtrack at the end of the clip. I really like that kind of music. Who was the artist ? (funny video btw :))
bramvdb84 3 years ago
bastante bueno el video...
mariona83 3 years ago
köcsög
silanho87 3 years ago
LOL...uhm, this IS a joke, I believe, yet I heard this from Chris Rock too: you CAN'T win an argument haha. Let's not argue; let's try to get along with each other :D
As for the accent, at least I guessed right, yet I thought "bloke" was strictly a Brit thing. Now we just need a woman's version of this XD lol
Protectobot 3 years ago
kool funky and watch out im groovy
levarni 3 years ago
Sooo funny :)
DirrtyTalz 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
please don't read...
realy hate thes everyone im sooooooooory
SO SORRY
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours....
AR5T7 3 years ago
well fellas May God bless you all with a new understanding of women.. When you really get ... then you will really get it.
goosey777 3 years ago
haha i loved it, good job
BeauRicks 3 years ago
Funny !!!1
w33ab007aku 3 years ago
Love it ....and I am female and 'old'. Keep it up so to speak. If you can't take the Michael then get f@#ked bloggers.
Love to Trace and can she send me tips on how to throw a dinner in my loving mans face without breaking anything!?!
Lolliegoth 3 years ago
use a flexible plate, like a pie plate in movies or something :P
stephinot 3 years ago
I agree, that was completely and utterly boring.
blargsplat 3 years ago
that was so ,,, boring!!
4471548nwn 3 years ago
:)...
Daimo988 3 years ago
ah i love this stuff..funny and it causes flame wars...whats better than that? :D
xxVectorZeroxx 3 years ago
Dude! that was pretty funny. I look forward to more vids like this!
Bombss4peace 3 years ago
if this is how heterosexual men see living in a relationship with a women, what a shame.
Is there anything wrong with truthful and honest relationships where a heterosexual guy could live with dignity? lol
as a 41, gay, white guy from the u.s. ....
"win an arguement"? "get a pass"? "asking if you can go on holiday" ? lol
How about openness and honesty and having a conversation about that openness and honesty.
How about not living for sex...
grow up.
AJuner78 3 years ago
shut up
downunderthunderz 3 years ago
"AJuner78", I don't live for sex... I live in the hope of sex.
BTW I know a few gay couples whose trials and tribulations equal if not better any hetro relationships.
Yakovich 3 years ago
Or how about us "hetros" tell our women they need to lose weight or gain weight. That they they're too nosey, that they should shut up during the programs we want to watch. That they should give us some whenever we want it, and how we want it. Then tell them that their performance doesn't live up to our expectations and that they should try better tomorrow night at a given time that we select. And also that their cooking could also be better, as well as telling them what to wear. Terrific.
Palatine420 3 years ago
Take a chill pill honey.
rabjo 3 years ago
nice vid! so true
bazz013 3 years ago
hahah! loved it mate!
a4bene2placito0 3 years ago
good vid. The animation is great
tool1661 3 years ago
the perfect women to me is someone who will do everything that comforts me and likes to do that all the time... If she cant handle me alone, i guess she had to hire some more females to do the subduties like shaving, bathing, cooking, feeding, dressing and such. That would be cool. Id be most grateful providing her with my L.O.V.E. all the time.
Matt7ty6 3 years ago
Brilliant
Mollyearth1 3 years ago
I found it very amusing and being a woman myself I can see the underlining point. Good job bloke
pickledouche 3 years ago
Hmmm, a prime example of ways in which public broadcasting can ruin a site that was once good.
missdashingnicole 3 years ago
"Dashing Nicole"... I guess you have the right to critisise, what with all your witty, comical and insightful videos. Bet you are a great cook too...
rabjo 3 years ago
as if twit
Lolliegoth 3 years ago
Very funny
2ndhandcar 3 years ago
Dude: get a divorce. Then hire a maid, a cook, and a prostitute. You'll be set for life. Or, you could move in with your mom.
cognitivetriad 3 years ago
My mum gave up prostitution years ago dude...
Yakovich 3 years ago
I walked right into that one.
cognitivetriad 3 years ago
I should have mentioned that you will still need to hire a prostitute for either situation. Anyway, this was just my lame attempt to point out that marriage isn't for everyone.
cognitivetriad 3 years ago
want's the point of this video becuz ur basically telling people that women are nothing! All we have to do...is do everything men tell us to do!! no it's not like that! if u marrie a women or live wit them or care for them...watever! when ur staying together... ur basically saying i'm going to help around the house...get a job and pay rent...and help clean! We can't always do everything we get tired too!
dolfinbaby101 3 years ago
Yes dear... sorry dear...
Yakovich 3 years ago