Non-Muslim ladies. Please don't marry Muslims. Most of them do not reciprocate your love. Most are GIGOLOS and USERS. They lie about many things, lie about their "love" for you. When you look into your Muslim boyfriend's eyes, you might mistake his glazed looks for the melting look of love, BUT GET THIS, IT IS NOT LOVE. It is only his thought of your passport via marriage - the passport to the land of milk and honey. Thoughts of your passport, money, properties make Muslims go all googey-eyed.
once i saw smooth muslim i was on the floor laughing, on the level all the videosz r good make some more! :) i actuli just made a google account to comment on this i bet all u guys r old now aww
aw how funny!! mashallah i wish brothers tried like that lol.. well not all the things you showed, but the brothers now, well i guess on the west coast slack and show off what they have... :(
what school do y'all go to?! hehehee... jk... or am i?! lol...
man its actually funny, get a grip people!!!
MrHtjet 2 weeks ago
lol brother , your videos are so funny
Modestlady1 1 month ago
3:00 is real
mo0s3 1 month ago
LOOOL :L jokes!
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Non-Muslim ladies. Please don't marry Muslims. Most of them do not reciprocate your love. Most are GIGOLOS and USERS. They lie about many things, lie about their "love" for you. When you look into your Muslim boyfriend's eyes, you might mistake his glazed looks for the melting look of love, BUT GET THIS, IT IS NOT LOVE. It is only his thought of your passport via marriage - the passport to the land of milk and honey. Thoughts of your passport, money, properties make Muslims go all googey-eyed.
2urita 3 months ago
The use of musical instruments are Haram...
sabriya1000 5 months ago
lol vote hamzah!
JunnahtulFirdows 5 months ago
That's really hilarious :D
koftabobo 5 months ago in playlist More videos from hamzahmoin
yeah. This is my brother and alllllllll of his friends.
hananajlaable 6 months ago
A passion for the appreciation of sisters lmao Hamzah Moin you rocks!
professornizami 6 months ago
it was hilarious and your cute
sweetiepie147 6 months ago
it is tuesday :))
Cimbom1990GS 7 months ago
mashallah yur reali cute
myeshabeats 8 months ago
DIARY OF A BADMAN is funnier dan this!
0121skittlez 8 months ago
@0121skittlez Diary of a Badman is shit.
loonylovegood107 6 months ago
@loonylovegood107 LOL!
hamzasalafiyoon 5 months ago
@hamzasalafiyoon Ahah I didn't use to like Diary of a Badman. I like it now XD
loonylovegood107 5 months ago
well im sure the sisters lke my kutbha *slams door* LOL
Unsia 8 months ago
The fight part was too awesome the look on that guys face was priceless!!!! Lololololo!!!!!
moon1819 8 months ago
LOL @ "first look's free, right" Haha!
cookiesncream789 9 months ago
Haha funni.. :D
fsunny13 9 months ago
i saw those guys at muslims got talent last year. they were pretty good!
123kaaj 10 months ago
5:34 "that was the was the worst khutbah I ever heard"> "na'am" haha LMAO this video's amazing!!!!!!!!!!
desip1mp 1 year ago
yeah, but im not blinking......lol. Hilarious. Its funny because its soooo true.
MsBelleBlack 1 year ago
haha...its funny..well, nice video bro.
ummurifa1 1 year ago
LOL I love it when the sisters slam the door shut.
SirValeous 1 year ago
"first look is free huh?"
hahahahahahahahahahha.
that wasnt one look.that was a thousand.
abdullahalmahmood 1 year ago
1:05 - 1:30 . hahaha! lmao!!
nirra 1 year ago
it's funny cuz it's true
so true that it's sad lmao
ariestar8 1 year ago
This is more sad than it is funny.
YAlnajjar 1 year ago 6
loooooool!
SPECIALLY THE JUM3A KHUTBA ! IT WAS THE BEST PART ! hhahaha . or the MSA one and the facebook thing !!
KarbalaieaEmo 1 year ago
hahaha awesome! your dad rules too!
adamsahib 1 year ago
HAHAHA LOOOOOOL!
wandamoh 1 year ago
ahahaa yeah I've heard about the first look and really you guys take that first look wayyyy tooooo far ahaha
bornanangel222 1 year ago
No offence but i think
you have all 7 signs...
aa22ayesha 1 year ago
subhanallah looooool this is hillarious espcially the last bit! " or do i " looooool may alla protect you ameen your a really funny brother :)
afgmiss1 1 year ago
1:28 to 1:32
ROFL!
chickenwing774 1 year ago
This is hilarious XD And Hamzah youre friggin cute
Panda704 1 year ago
lol First looks free right?
215081 1 year ago 2
That Khutba gag was hilarious
FaizDaDon 1 year ago
ROFLLLL XD XD
parsprincess 1 year ago
As if the sisters dont know that nearly every beardy muslim guy is like that
007maryam 1 year ago 3
I dont get it, whats the nasheed bands go to do with it. Lol i enjoyed this.
tomorrowsprincess 1 year ago
bro, you are my hero, but this info wasn't supposed to leak to the sisters
argh
halalsandwich 1 year ago
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simi1639 1 year ago
lol this is so funny x
I am officially a fan :) loved the khutbah bit - 'its tuesday!'
simi1639 1 year ago
how comical
IslamicWarrior74 1 year ago
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ssadiq461 1 year ago
rofl im a Muslim woman and i dont find it offensive... its too true get the poor Muslim bros married!
nimra85 1 year ago
hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
amiracars 1 year ago
this is great brother keep these vids up! maad good halal humor
WorldCapitalBeats 1 year ago
The Khutbah part is my fav. Hilarious man.
Maryammmm 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!
Spiderman5000 1 year ago
iv watched this ages ago, and still watching it again makes me laugh. lool
noshak 1 year ago
yah men shuldnt do that a woman will think you are a rapist lol oh heck noo poor girl leave her alone this is very bad shes got a hijab on.
sickofu25 1 year ago
the "hijabi" in the video was a guy...
smeatard 1 year ago
:) pious brother? what does pious mean.
sickofu25 1 year ago
i wana comment againnn :) smoooothhhe muslimmmmmmmm bang bang!
Brownsmile1 2 years ago
once i saw smooth muslim i was on the floor laughing, on the level all the videosz r good make some more! :) i actuli just made a google account to comment on this i bet all u guys r old now aww
sumfin to look bak on and hamzah go n study!
:) Sanna ( anova muslim sis)
Brownsmile1 2 years ago
This is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing.
Ebadah 2 years ago
hahaha lol
Z4IN90 2 years ago
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mhn3ruy 2 years ago
lol, monkey island transtional theme
getrealradio 2 years ago
i would beat someone one if i saw him stalking a muslim women
anamu7tram 2 years ago 40
@anamu7tram i think it was an akhi who played that muslim woman to avoid unislamic scenes :D
CanZu7 6 months ago
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Mselevany92 2 years ago
Hahahhahahaha omg this is so funny
fearnonebut1allah 2 years ago
its sooo weird how u say "oh yeah". lol
Imanstar145 2 years ago
hahaha ur hilarious!
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chillyqueen16 2 years ago
a/s/l?
hamzahmoin 2 years ago 42
lmao.
djmulki 2 years ago
lol hahahaha, thats classic
AhmadHussain92 2 years ago 3
@hamzahmoin LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lovettesz 8 months ago
this is supposed to be funny...LIGHTEN UP!!!
EgyptianJewel0712 2 years ago 2
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AhmadHussain92 2 years ago
hahaha ur too funny.
assalamu alaikum brother
deppgirl505 2 years ago
LOL
m5471d 2 years ago
LOL hahahahaa great vid, and thanks for uploading
salaam
udn2km 2 years ago
LOL! This is too funny ;P
And oddly enough, my husband & I started on MSN and he used the preferred emoticons xD
Piercedpixie56 2 years ago
SAME AHAAHA
p4kiprincess 2 years ago
You Knw Nuthhin Bwt Marriage Get Back 2 Ur Studdies...!
zafis2cool4u 2 years ago 2
U Guysz Are Bare Jokesz Man ii Swear...!
zafis2cool4u 2 years ago
Nice video guys - ma sha Allah - GET MARRIED BRO'S :) :) :)
abdelbaasit1 2 years ago 2
lol nice tuesday khutba
PalJeruKool 2 years ago
aw how funny!! mashallah i wish brothers tried like that lol.. well not all the things you showed, but the brothers now, well i guess on the west coast slack and show off what they have... :(
what school do y'all go to?! hehehee... jk... or am i?! lol...
salam!
a3eeoosh 2 years ago
lol your jokes bruv : - )
SpartanAkuma 2 years ago
which university was that bro? McMaster? or college
jeexjeexnaan 2 years ago
omg what a hijabi stalker...
ChiPaky84 2 years ago 4
STUGS
anonymous18715 2 years ago
lol funny stuff man
jijigigi 2 years ago 2