[11/09] Monday Made Simple!

[HankFlobber]

Hey I'm half Japanese :D WELCOME TO THE HAPA CLUB!

[mynamesjustMaddy]

Jesus you're buff!!! <3

[autywon]

lmao. those dance moves!

[lulunovember]

cracker barrel has like the best breakfast ever

[utterlyherolike]

Oh God, disgsuting. Kill him.

[dennyfinn2003]

You have VERY Hot Lips And Cracker Barrel is a Restaurant

[xxkathaliciousxx]

OMG 1:28 is how i dance all the time! lmao

[3vil1]

I love all your videos!

You have such charm!

[HartzProductions]

thanks boo ;-)

[evelynawesome]

You're welcome, baby. =D

[KoolCordell]

LMAO @ your dancing it was funny

[gracieisgiggly]

omg i love flowers uncut! :D

[mjjgurl1958]

Lmfao aw you have never heard of cracker barrel. Its like an old country restraunt that has has like. . .southern cooking. and It has a country store/giftshop

[ehmondah09]

I <3 your bowtie. :D

[thegoldenplyr]

There is a cracker barrel on practically every exit in Tennessee.. It's crazy!

[CindySprinkles]

Omg, I remember John Basedow, my brothers would make fun of him non stop.

Is it sad that I sang along when you played the Fitness Made Simple song? Hahah.

[kindadesultory]

work, gurl

michael, you're eyes are hot

you're gorgeous

xo

[lovespiper]

lovfeing the maeup you should so do a tutorial

[lovestopanic]

i totally have the same thing about mixed ethnicity being more interesting than not. i mean, i'm 100% australian, and while it's no hardship, it's also not exciting. >:?

[0622phoenix]

How about a tutorial on that eye makeup please?

[cynterslave]

NOOOO Cracker Brarrel.

In 1991, Cracker Barrel instituted a policy requiring employees to display "normal heterosexual values which have been the foundation of families in our society."

[RukkelIRL]

I like your makeup!

cracker barrel is a country style restaurant that has a big country store connected to it. it's pretty rad.

[TrixR4KidsXD]

CrackerBarrel is sooo goood!! you should go there!

[flavermaster5000]

monday muscles yum!!

[Arubberduckiedied]

I love Flowers Un-Cut... but it seems like a show that people wouldn't know about. So people should watch it. :D

[SupernaturalAshlie]

I'm so jealous of your make-up. NO JOKES.

[phreshlove]

Michael, I would never guess you to be half asian! I thought you were just born with a natural tan haha

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

When I first saw you on this video I immediately thought of Cher.

[mylovelydame21]

I love your eye makeup! Very dramatic!

[biggismalls4u101]

omg im Vietnamese

[alaninnh]

Don't forget that you're 100% scrumptious!

[mannydmammoth]

omg!! my friends just came back from Nashville where we went to cracker barrel.. it was delicious and insanely unhealthy! you should definitely try it sometime

[xgelicax22]

I'm half Vietnamese too! My other half is Hispanic. Everyone tells me it's quite a combo lol... and that I look white. =(

[hawknobility]

i agree... i usually end up on the floor at parties lol :)

[o0oviceo0o]

michael, why aren't we married?

[cheeruppirate]

cracker barrel is amazing you need to go find one now!

[bumpercarmonday]

bow ties are an easy way to make camo fancy.

[TurningMyLifeAround]

the more you know

[sarahlovesriceee]

happa ftw :]

[monsieurmoi]

Cracker Barrel is half country store, half down-home eatin'. It's awesome, but found mostly south of the Mason-Dixon.

[hXbradshaw]

See, I would have thought you were of greek or italian descent! But, love the vietnamese its very interesting.

[ArleneTheBlank]

your eyes are so pretty

[bsilverdelis]

Gorgeous EYEBROWSSSSS.

[TheVictoria106]

BEST INTRO

[AlrightChris]

CRACKER BARREL IS THE SHIT. take a road trip, you'll see at least one.

[aznchic01]

the dance intermission made my day X3

[NindotJud]

Hey. Not to be controversial or anything, but just curious since you too are a mixed-race American - what do you think of Obama being touted as a black man? He is in fact mixed race? Thanks.

[ematj]

love the eyes!

[thatsmissred2u]

Cracker Barrel is AWESOME! So unhealthy, but SOOOOO delicious!

[TimCubUAkbar]

Cracker Barrel is not quite so awesome. They've got interesting food, but they also have a history of discrimination, against minorities as well as against gay people. Recently they've added sexual orientation to their non-discrimination list, but that was only through a shareholder vote in 2002. My point is that there are other, more awesome restaurants that serve roughly the same type of food. Of course, it's up to you where you want to spend your money. I'd choose differently.

[thatsmissred2u]

The military also shows discrimination towards homosexuals, but I still did that for 4 years. Just because I eat somewhere that discriminates against certain people doesn't mean that I discriminate against them...it just means I like their food.

[HMSunnyMH]

Is the makeup yours? Cuz then you got more than I do... Which isn't that weird after all xp

But it really complimented your eyes :)

[buffymovies]

CRACKER BARREL IS ONLY THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER. makes my mouth water

[michalowski]

oh gosh! you silly new yorkers. lol cracker barrel is NOTHING like crate & barrel. lol cracker barrel is an a true country restaurant that I believe serves breakfast all day. and that's all anybody gets pretty much. them good 'ol biscuits and grits, and all that good stuff haha

[KilledByShoes]

Love the bow tie. :)

[ISnoggedHarry]

DO MY MAKEUP.

You just blew the cover of being half Native American. Way to go.

[SCNII]

omg crackerbarrel is all over the midwest D; ick

[itsthebeat1]

michael, i think you are extremely good looking... but... i definitely prefer you WITHOUT makeup. :(

[HartzProductions]

itsthe: Good thing it's not up to you how I look! :-)

[mriggs22]

HOW CAN U LIKE MONDAYS?!?!?!?!

[carrilloc5]

you look cute...love the eyes

[curiouscurl]

GROW A MUSTACHE you would look incredibly suave.

:)

[RaccoonCamp]

HOLY CRAP fitness made simple

[thelinus]

ugh, you're so cute!

[PeterJDiLorenzo]

cracker barrel is like paula deen food its delish. and you look hot with the makeup.

[RobWantsMore31]

OMG love cracker barrel, definitely for old people but decent food and old school candy

[Cheeselena]

how do you not know what CRACKER BARREL is? only my FAVORITE restaurant!!!

[FantomeCompte]

your so pretty ^-^

[brian8907]

Cracker Barrel is AMAZING!!! It's the only place I can get okra without making it myself!!

Cracker Barrel is a restaurant/giftshop and it's GREAT!!!

Maybe it's just cause I'm from the south and that's where I get my comfort food?

And your make up is great!!!!

[tayboox33]

lubys has okra :P and lubys is the shit, crackbarrel is pretty damn good though haha

[samiam1432]

When you say you "worked on" a reality show, what do you do on said show? Whatever it is, I'm jealous. lol

[avalover5498]

Your videos make me smile. =)

[TheLizzylizzy]

i hate Cracker Barrel...two bad experiences...on involving an emo redneck(yes i didnt think it was possible either)

LOVE YOUR MAKEUP!

[thall125]

Hattz...I am totally in LOVE with your eyes in the video!

[ever4far]

u know how parents used to teach, if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all?

some people either were not raised right or just lose their manners here just cuz they're not face to face with the person they're being rude to.

[oxforddictonary]

stop making vids where u guys just talk to one another, 5ag's !! It's so irritating. Ur make up wasn't pretty either.

I think Joe is the only 5ag who could really pass for a girl. You just look like a drag queen. Love !!

[xstevenprocess]

yes queen

[EmpressTreiale]

It's not fair that you look better with makeup than I do. You should wear it more often. :3 (Not that you're not gorgeous without it, but there's something about eye makeup and guys that just mixes nicely.)

[dwnboy15]

Id never knew you were vietnamese , but after you mentioned the german you can tottaly notice that cause of how big your eyes are ( not trieing to make asian eye joke luls)

[kdbeans2k9555]

I find that Cracker Barrel has fabulous chocolate milkshakes...

[chescaleigh]

bwhahaaaa! i love that we're all still talking about jon basedow (or however you spell it) so random!

[meemo50]

but you were so beautiful in the first place!

[chrisjlv15]

lmao dont dance again xD

[lexZender57732]

Cracker Barrel, It's everywhere here in Tennessee. They openly discriminate against gays and absolutely everything, including desert is made with lard!!! I have seen three of these Cracker Barrel's kitchens. I would not be caught dead eating in such a homophobe greasy spoon!

[megictx]

I lived in Tenn when they fired all employees suspected of being gay. To this day some Cracker Barrel restaurants refuse to serve gays or blacks.

[tree0faery]

you look awesome! love the makeup.

[soundlyawake]

MONDAYS MADE SIMPLE

[UncleBym]

Michael, you sort of look like a prettier Liza Minelli with the makeup! And where did you find John Basdow (sp?) He's sort of making a comeback this past couple of years...Fitness guru. He's older than he looks...the rat ba.....oops, I do like him! *grin* (I just happen to look 30 years older than I should! Bad living...*sigh*)

Be well!

[Angelika1987]

lovely make up.

[TnDon]

I remember John Basdow (sp?) very well He looks young but methinks he's older than he looks. I'll watch for flowers uncut on TLC! Cheers!

[ganfararumsaen]

cracker barrel is nasty. don't make the mistake of going there.

everything is greasy and fatty and makes you feel sick to your stomach.

you can get gravy put on pretty much anything you order there, that pretty much explains it all.

[windy135]

"100% weirdo" haha ditto from this girl

[OMGitsaBLAST]

isn't cracker barrel really anti-gay?

didn't we already establish this or am I just mistaken?

[carolple]

Michael! That's so cool. I'm Chinese, Vietnamese, French and gay. :)

[PinkEightBall]

If Lady Gaga were to be asian for a day... she would look you in this video! HMF!

[tonjesml]

When you come to Michigan I'm gonna cracker your barrel.

[petrilude]

Whaaat?! There is a Cracker Barrel 30 minutes from my house. Come visit, we'll go.

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

and 100% weirdo lol me too

[DancetotheMusicxxx]

No caucasian person is 100% white except for native indians. I am not 100% white either.

[lpb2002]

I LOVE flowers uncut

[jenz0mbie]

more random dance breaks! :)

[typicaljeremy]

Cracker Barrel is sooooo good! It's mostly south, not many in the north east. There is like one in NH and Mass that I know of. Those are the closes to me...and there is one near Schnectedy NY I believe too...

[Ssource6]

Gorgeous.

[yeslauren]

Cracker Barrel is boss dude. It's a country store AND a restraunt. You can buy crazy retro shit in the store and eat the best comfort food in the restraunt. Like I said: totally boss.

[pandapandax]

I am digging your makeup, and the only reason I would hate on  you would be because you can do a smokey eye better than me. :D

[1carmela]

OMG me and my sister already love that show!!

[Ellbell72]

cracker barrel is frickin amazing!

[nando1635]

wtf--you are so awesome!

[Gamory92]

I don't know what to say. But I still want to comment. So..... Bleh bleh bleh. Lol

[HartzProductions]

Gamory: Hey that works! haha

[laurenmerele]

mmm talking about your ethnicity makes me want pho and a vermicelli bowl.

[HartzProductions]

lauren: omg! that sounds sooooo good!

[NYCbound11]

God I love Mondays for once! And you do the bowtie justice.

[TheWillofDC]

lol u dance much better than that irl

[HartzProductions]

Will: Why thank you Mr. DC!

[soup14215]

cracker barrel is pretty good.

[xchuckCORPSEx]

nice makeup michael.

your the hottest of all the gays

:)

[notscaredtodance]

lmao what was that last dance move? like the heisman trophy, but laying down?

i think someone has a crush on a muscle man :]

[attackofthepoprocks]

You should come up to central new york, we have the cracker barrels here. They're good.

[tiffanymondesir]

i'm mixed too.

i think being interracial is bad ass!

i love doing my eye makeup for fun too lol

[cutemangamaniac]

so adorable! as always :)

[Grrrstin]

you have sweet moves.

teach me.

[penguin3647]

ahem Michael where did those muscles come from?

why have you been hiding from me..? =3 <3

[caitlinboo]

Do you have any TLC contacts? I have a treatment for a great reality TV show I would love to share.

[KeylimeRonnie]

OoOoO! I'm lovin the eyes!

[sighmoansays]

You are looking extra gorgus today. I could not look away!

[justpeachykeen13]

well lovie i think your 100% adorable :D

[amangel1]

you're my very favorite.

[PrincessPotato]

There's a Cracker Barrel about 5 minutes from me. The apple dessert thing they have is life changing.

[FreedomBlvd]

your eyes do look really good actually. i had to replay the video cause they distracted me the first time ^_^

[joeizzaproductions]

100% White is boring... it's the truth.

[emabeag]

pretty? oh i thot u wer messin :S

lv ya

[slylink690]

Yeah This Weekend Was cool! IT Was A Pleasure To Meet You Michael! lol What's Funny Is That Today I though Of A Million Questions To Ask You , But All I Could Said to You At The Gathering Was Hi! :P FAIL! I'm Glad That You Had Fun Nice Little Dance There! ;D And I Love How Your Proud Of Your Race! Ok I'll See You Around! Much Love/Respect! -Steven Oh P.S. You're So Much Cuter In Person! :P

[letsdothis88]

gosh. i work at cracker barrel. its so nothing like that. but before i worked there i thought the same thing.

[keithzworld]

wow you certainly look different this week, love it its awesome :)

[LadyStorni]

For some reason, the Fitness Made Simple song sounds kind of 80s-ish to me.

[victorythynameiskbo]

You're gorgeous! Why can't straight guys be that pretty? It frustrates me.

[meitzjoei]

it'z gud 2 b 100% at something!

[brentbraniff]

You've got the nicest eyes AND the nice arms....You got it all!!!

[frankieinlights]

i simply enjoyed to the point of climax your beautification. Jealousy isn't a good look on me.

aaand cracker barrel is highly southern. as far as i know, there isn't one about Maryland

[imike1411]

bitch, you're 1/2 gay and 1/2 fabulous... making you 100% fierce!

[Rocker2209]

Omg you one of the coolest guys i know thanks for being awesome!

[5awesomegays]

IMIKE: LOLZZZZZ

[bigfootstolemypuppy]

LLLOOOOVVVEEDDD the video today!!

[zoocops]

I love your videos lately!

Makes my Mondays much more magnificent.

[imike1411]

end up on the floor? yep, you and I both!

Hell, it's the best place for most things anyway...

[ThatCanadianChick87]

your eye makeup looks soooo good! come do mine! hahaha :)

[AndrewOMG]

you make me love mondays

[dancertm]

HA, you end up on the floor, that's cause you tripped over something and fall down :P

[triked14]

omfg. athletic shorts are so hott.

Thought number 26 that i should have kept to myself today.........im such a creeper

[0justBETHANY]

YOU POOR THING!! you don't know the joy of a Cracker Barrel pancake!? AAAHHH!!! you need one ASAP! ;D

[5awesomegays]

0just: omg, that sounds so good right now!

[0justBETHANY]

I KNOW RIGHT!? i really really want one right now LOL

[NessaCook]

Yay! I got to watch before class!

Beautiful eye makeup! And those were some sweet dance moves. You're a lil ray of sunshine on such a lame day of the week as Monday. <3

[ohgoodlord]

When is it uneventful for someone to work at a TV show? :(((

[0justBETHANY]

:D that was a fun song! me gusta!!

[onepsychoticchic]

I'm pretty sure I love you. lol.

I love your dancing fer sher.

And Cracker Barrell is a restaurant that has like, down home country cooking.

[123MikeyGo]

I love your bowtie :]

[jumpy0monkey]

i feel like you guys dont like tyler that much

[5awesomegays]

jumpy: I feel like you're SOOOOOOO WRONG!

[effinloaves]

Sorry to be one of those obnoxious people who are like, "Wow look I commented first on this video!" but

Wow look I commented first on this video!

[iamakinkychicken]

I hearts you! and that eyeshadow is FLAWLESS betch!

[5awesomegays]

iama: I challenge you to wear make-up in your next video lover!

[sarahbelloriginal]

you are the cutest!

love you

[Puykcy]

your a fun one(:

and you look very pretty today

[mhia29176]

Your pretty 8DD

[UnperfectStorm16]

Different, but nice.

Love the eyeliner/shadow compliments your facial structure well, your eyes look beautiful =)

[5awesomegays]

Unperfect: Thanks Booboo! <3

[jumanji69]

Your eyes are Gor-gous

[ryanalesia]

OMG SEXYIE:)

[BlakeWasLike]

haha you make my dayy<3

[heyynate]

<333

[akikoXxmeow]

love the look :0

[MisterKenzie]

LOVE YOU SOOO

MUCH

MARRY ME?!