Funniest line in Portal *SPOILERS*

[elvickRULES]

"goodbye!" "and I was all" <3 Favorite parts

[jedimasterpickle3]

I think the best line is "That thing made shoes for orphans.  Good job breaking that, hero"

[PandaHero24]

Me: yeah glados! Now help me through this I want to test in normal rooms....then we can have caik :3

[unknownphantomfan]

"That was great. :)"

[Ringthehedgehog]

@conniemints what? you did what?!? what?!?

[TheUnicornBuddha]

Just the "no way" made me pause my game and wait till i was done laughing

[AwesomeLazyMan]

i was like and you were like

[robertmaniac]

@conniemints you mean GLaD!

[kaitek666]

NO WAY!

[DeafDefiler]

I enjoyed the feeling of Being a terrible person (for a couple of weeks mind you) after Killing her that i jumped right into portal 2, hoping for the best!

[mega20able]

I prefer this one:

"Maybe you should marry that hing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL, I WON´T LET YOU!!! How does that feel?" (Reference to the purpule core. The first one that comes out of Glados. If you wait too much time, she will say this.)

[LepodyX]

@mega20able Doesn't she say that in Portal 2 about the companion cube aswell? :O

[brayofden]

@adbmnj10

GLAdOS?... GLaDoS

[nessnes64]

GLaDOS is fucked up, amusing, but fucked up

[Daleprisoner]

I know the secret of GLaDoS its Glad O's

[TheBadBlueBIrd]

Best line to me was along the lines of:

"Yes, we have a party prepared for you; Please put down the hand-held portal device and assume the party position, party officers will be along shortly to escort you to the festivities"

[klitri1]

some say she dosent talk to give GlAdOs the satisfaction of being responded to, but thats just one theory

[adbmnj10]

@klitri1 GlAdOs?... GLAdOS

[surreal1010]

@adbmnj10 GLaDOS

[pokepoke302]

Lol

GLaDOS: Did we have so fun?

Chell: No

(If you listen closely you can hear it0

[Poseidon500]

@pokepoke302 "Didn't we have some fun though?"

That's it.

[pokepoke302]

@Poseidon500 Oh, my bad ._.

[Poseidon500]

@pokepoke302 No problem. It is well established in the Portal community, that Chell is a mute. She lacks the ability to speak.. The references to "Bring your daughter to work day"  in my opinion suggests that Chell was one of the unfortunate "daughters"

[dustintheslayer]

i thought the funniest part was when she said Weeeeeeeeeee

[ExileChan]

I thought the funniest line was when she said that you were adopted and that no one liked you.

[VincentMelnik]

@ExileChan Fatty Fatty No parents

[Sorida777]

@VincentMelnik So? What's wrong with being adopted? Ok, it's true, you are adopted, but just work with me here. She's not fat either. Just look at her you moron.

...

Ok, maybe I played up the moron thing a little too much.

[Nokitfer]

Best quote

[tacosalad1127]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said 'goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you' that was great."

Very convincing. Almost killing her is a great time isn't it?

[lasoogneypubes]

@tacosalad1127 Wow thanks for quoting a 21 second video.. Dipshit

[crispycritterz]

@lasoogneypubes lol Stating the obvious is 90% of what is posted in these comments.... wait... did I? .... Awwww !!!!

[tacosalad1127]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said 'goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'

[mikesamillion27]

i wish GLaDos was my friend, she;s so awesome :D

[TNTCABOOM]

@mikesamillion27 You would more likely piss her off and she will try to kill you than you becoming her friend.

[mikesamillion27]

@TNTCABOOM i know :/ but i can dream

[komali100]

I like when she says,

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELLIWON'TLETYOU!!!"

[invaderzimfan97]

@komali100

thats when you hold the cake core

[TheBuxxx]

Oh, she actually says no way?I always heard The Word for some reason.Try watching it through repeating in your head that she'll say that.

[invaderzimfan97]

@TheBuxxx

hey, it does sound like she says"the word"

[invaderzimfan97]

why my cousin saw this, i asked him how GlaDOS said "no way" he said that she said the "no way" demonish

then i was lol

[FallingStarAdmin]

I remember tht xD

-Star

[sepaol]

in spanish says "y una mierda" replacing the "no way" it will be something like "no shit?"

i loled when i heard that

[DavidDMAN22]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said, "Goodbye!" And you were like, "NO WAAAAAY!!!!".........That was great......."

[XemnasNo1]

That was great... *tilts head to left and daydreams*

[SydneyIsCheese85]

NO WAI

[SqueeLumkins]

I'd actually have to agree. This part made me laugh so hard the first time I played through it

[invaderzimfan97]

@SqueeLumkins

i have to say that too, i had to load that up so i can hear that again, i didnt laugh as much as the first time

[TheWalkthroughs100]

43 people did not say no way

[Kruizlinx]

Laughed so fucking hard with the part, omg no game could make me laugh so sincere:P haha, ''And you where like, NO WAY''

[ThePokefreak123456]

By ''The cake is a lie'' it means that she says that she will give you cake at the end. That is the lie.

[InfinateXtremer]

42 people is on of glados's boy friend

[PeaceLoveLost]

There is no cake ;<

[mrwobbles1000]

@PeaceLoveLost there is cake, but the cake is a lie

[MyShadowninja]

@mrwobbles1000 its not a lie u just dont get any

[mrwobbles1000]

@MyShadowninja fuck it. weather you get it or dont get it, its still a fucking lie

[MyShadowninja]

@mrwobbles1000 how is it a lie if its in the game smart ass..

[mrwobbles1000]

@MyShadowninja you seriously have no sense of humour.

[MyShadowninja]

@PeaceLoveLost their is if u wanna get it go to options turn console on and hit ~ in game type sv_cheats 1 hit enter then type noclip thn fly up through glados out of sight and go to out side thn through the vent bam the cake room put portal

[TheLAFilms99]

You Forgot ¨Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out¨

[Shadsterwolf]

Portal 2 commentary was a lot more humorous in my opinion

[rezn66]

BEST LINE EVER

[iluvGorillaz]

I would love to have this line as a ringtone. :-D

[RubberDuckCrazy]

You think you're doing some damage? 2 + 2 is bssst..bssssst.. 10

You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

[SelvesteSand]

"Someday we'll remember this and laugh ... and laugh ... and laugh."

She says that too. :D

[ConnorMileusnic]

And you were like NO WAI

[parkourafterschool]

i was searching for this quote, its the best one ever!

[11joshua123]

LOLOLOLOL!

[ChristmasBananaMan]

You sound so stupid. This is what you sound like.

HeLllLOooOoO?

[caprisun1101]

lol.

[FallenWarriorCats]

That was great.

[iMakeEmRage]

fuck i could really go for some cake right now

[Centrino085]

the funniest is when GLaDOS says that you sound stoopid and it says "HALoooooo" :)

[tylerannoy]

i love the part at 0:20

[skcopian]

portal awesome game, portal 2 we don't know yet but the trailer is kickass.

[mjavon12311]

and you were like "NO WAY"

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Definitely my favourite line in the whole game. I had to stop for a moment from laughing so hard. I got crushed a second later.

[JanetheBrain1000]

why did she have to go bad!?! she was the funniest part! its true!

[Naymy]

..."that was great"...

I have to admit, i laughed so much while playing this game. I didn't even realise it was 3am in the morning when i completed it. Everyone was slightly upset when they had to get up for work on Monday...muahahahahahahaha!!

[ManTaZify]

@BabyioCarylia83 no one wants to chat with you. go get a life.

[dk9385]

I Also pissed my pants

[Sacredfire059]

That was greaaaat...

[FairednFly]

I killed myself many times to hear that.

[MissNatapink]

YES WAI~

[nolaw78]

Uuummm gigity?

[DUBSTEPADDICT111]

NO WAAAAAY

[StudioBloxers]

Cant wait untill portal 2, The return of GLaDOS!

[ivailoto5]

NO WAY!

[KingMickeyROLZ]

hehee NOWAY

[TheMovieKing94]

Didn't we have some fun? (Nooo)

[Mega01ism]

I can't help but love GLaDOS, I mean sure she tried to kill me about a hundred times, but she brought Companion Cube into my life!

[WoWgameaddict]

noa way.

[bumblebeerockz]

LOL. This game owns. Thumbs up for computers that kill you! With a sense of humor. :o

[JDeuce89]

@bumblebeerockz lame.

[bumblebeerockz]

@JDeuce89 How kind of you.

[MatheusMK3]

@bumblebeerockz We can mod them so they *defend* us from our enemies? >=D

[hammas74]

@bumblebeerockz well play portal 2 :p

[Mcoov]

I kept getting crushed by the pistons while trying to go through a blue portal, and I heard this line maybe a dozen times!

[raykrislianggi]

GLaDOS: Goodbye!

Chell : NOUW WOAYYY!

LOL

[Spleee8898]

@raykrislianggi *Correction*

GLaDOS: Goodbye!

Chell; ...

LOL shes mute remember?!

[NoamMize]

@Spleee8898

and you *WAS* like, glados never said that chell spoke, btw I reacted "NOOO WAY"

[collllllllsizzle]

@Spleee8898 well you do hear her voice in the game. go to the boss fight. here, ill play back the 3 lines.

GLaDOS:Don't beleve me? Here, I'll put you on

Chell:Heloooooo

GLaDOS:See? That's how dumb you sound!

[MrCooldaz666]

@1337 chell is a android(robot) she is a clone so her previous clone has done the tests. If u play the flash mappack there will be a part where u walk into a room and u see clones of yourself

[TheThe1337]

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center. If Chell remembers nothing, which is assumed, why does GLaDOS say and again?

[Diablodave363isawsum]

No way! thats my favorite part too!

[shadowkatie2]

that was great glados it was

[darkkipkay]

ya you tryed to kill me.....no i didn't i got my butt out.........no you so tryed to murder me

[darkkipkay]

where and how do you play portal

[TheGobsicle]

@darkkipkay You can buy it along with the Orange Box, or you can download it off of XBOX Live under the name, "Portal: Still Alive".

[TheMisterPoPo43]

And you were like NOWAI

[globe011]

how do you get that tv screen to look like high quolite .

[globe011]

that was great . lol

[sonicheroes777]

And you were like "NOH WAI!"

[popularzelda]

XD I love this line!

[YonexSinad]

Glodos is wrong. Chell didn't say "No way" when it happened

[gameskyjumper]

@YonexSinad GLaDOS means her expression is like sayiing "No way" not really saying she said anything. "When the platform was sliding into the fire, I said, Good bye! And you were like, NO WAY!"

[MonkeyDKage]

I love how she says "NO WAY"

x3

[maddielue28]

@MonkeyDKage that would have been a good comment if it wasn't for the stupid emoticon.

[technoboylovers]

@MonkeyDKage

I thought it said 'No word'? Since, she didn't say anything...

[TheLizzardOh]

@MonkeyDKage I swear the first time I played this she said no way normally.

[Ablumz]

I was dying when I heard this in game lol

[forbiddenphoenix765]

Wow, 40 people were killed by a deadly neurotoxin.

[Sethicor]

@forbiddenphoenix765 nah, GLaDOS killed them for failing to make it past 01, so sad they missed the party

[CedricAS2050]

40 people had taken offense for calling themselves trap

[ProtectOrSlaughter]

Didn't we have some fun tho? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and you were like:

"NO WAY! :O"

And I was like:

"We pretended we were going to murder you! :D"

That was great... =3

[2TYGMA]

XD! I love this part!!

[B0SProductions]

Haha this is my fav part of the game!

[tigab37]

Honestly when I was playing this game is was pretty hungry so I wanted to just lie down and put my hands on my sides to receive cake

[Supernaturalfan327]

@thehusky9 ok i get it now. I thought it was a clue to how GLaDOS started killing everyone in Aperture because in other valve games like the half-life series and l4d series you can fly through the game without paying attention to anything you will miss out on the backstory of what led to the events in the game. So thanks for clarifying that.

[DominikSchaefer92]

The cake is a dumbass!

[Supernaturalfan327]

I noticed in the video GLaDOS says " and you thought we were going to murder you" indicating someone is also trying to kill chell besides GLaDOS. Maybe it was a slip for portal 2 but we'll just have to wait to find out.

[TheHusky9]

@Supernaturalfan327 GLaDOS is representing aperture, it is saying Aperture AND it is trying to kill. Hence the we.

[Schoppaul]

@Supernaturalfan327

when she said 'we' i think she meant all of her alternate ego's thes one you see in the ending.

[xXDarkness101Xx]

@Schoppaul i think she meant her and chell, the main character

[TheIndoorFllyer1]

No way...

[1ukeman]

The cake is real but it's poisoned. :S

[r0tt1ng]

@1ukeman Makes sense.

[rockonmusic9]

@1ukeman Of course it is! On some of the computers in the game you can find the ingredients. You can obviously find the recipe somewhere on the internet. GLaDOS's cake doesn't seem too appetizing..

[warischoy]

the cake was not a lie because it was actually there in her apartment.

[Adeon55]

That was great...

[Thexboxdudes]

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "Goodbye", and you were like (Deep voice) "NO WAAAYY" and then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you", "That was Great..."

[WRSvideos]

And you were like NO WAY

[10storme]

I laughed for like 5 minutes when I first heard this line in-game.

[frido15]

I think the best line is "I'll put you on!" "Haaaallooooooooooo" "SEE?! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

[maoriori94]

Didn't we had some fun, though?

remmember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said GOOD BYE

and you were like NOO WAYY and then i was all ,we pretended we were going to murder you , that was great.....

lol!

[lamp656]

Yes... Pretended. That'll do.

[MissAwwdree]

And you were like "NO WAY" Ahh the times we had.

[viendiesel13]

@alexisrad6969 YOU LIE!

[L17MastercheifL17]

NO WAY.

[Gmodfan3]

I wake up with that line

[AndrewTR09]

That was great........................

[BlackandBlueMage]

@Akaradude crudest? rudest? i would not say that of any line in the game.

[deadhawk1212]

NO WAI :O

[1991123ihatethissite]

that was great...

[MrHaxman123]

I never saw this part,but when i heard ''We pretended we were going to murder you.'' the sprite that i was drinking shot out of my nose!I hate you GLaDOS,but at the same time your humor is the only thing keeping me from not playing portal.

[M1CHA3LCARN3LL]

first tome i heard this, i couldnt stop laughing haha xD Glados is awesome :)

[TheDraco66]

the cake is a lie... NOOOOO WAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII

[sunderkeenin]

gotta love portal. I beat it yesterday.

[xXAurastarXx]

"... And you were like 'NO WAI'."

XD LOL

[supergi9]

yea that was funny

[XlastXresortX01X]

THIS.

I have cried. so hard. from watching it. and laughing.

[5dmc1]

And you were like NOOO WAAY. And I said You passed the test where we pretended to murder you. That was great...

[AtomicDonut22]

dint we have some fun though?

[TaurenWarchief]

That was great...

[MeowburtNinja]

i like it when she sighs lol i forget what level its on tho

[Zman958]

...then you were like DON'T WORRY...

[llK1NGp1Nll]

I knew this was the class line in this game ever since I heard it. Definetly a great moment in all gaming history. And probably the funniest ;]

[magicoA]

this is the same thing i thought best part i thought to my self,it would be funny if she tried to convince me of good times to keep me and say "remember when tried to murder you" and then she did thats what made this so funny haha

[XtortionB3ar]

That was great.............

[sonicfan23]

lmfao i cracked up when she said that hahaha

[A7X18EVER]

The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie! The cake is a lie!

P.S. The cake is a lie!

[dmanschaumbizzie]

NO WAY

[EDCrtehbest]

GLaDos: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i was like 'goodbye' and you were like 'No Wai!!'

Me: Uh, Yeah... <.<

GLaDos: And then i was like 'We pretended we were going to murder you...'

Me: Riiiight... Pretended...

GLaDos: That was great...

Me: Not really...

@EDCrtehbest yeah, man.

You just killed it