I PEED IN THIS BOTTLE?

[Randomaxe72]

@rondord1 he puts a lot of effort into his vids! Btw his laugh at :58. So cute!!!

[rondord1]

for this idiot to even think he is emo is to funny..your to old shave and get a job

[rondord1]

I may bee but your still a idiot

[HoneyMonkey09]

Pee hole!!!!

[jo4422]

THUIMBS UP IF YOURE WHATCHING THIS IN TNHE EARLY 2012

[pennyp12]

Thumbs up If you're watching this in 1989 :D

[supermagical101]

THUMBS UP IF YOU"RE WATCHING THIS IN 2012!!!!!

[juliannateague]

Thumbs up if your watching in 2012(:

[hiddenbeauty1000]

That awkward laugh he did at 0:59 made me laugh for some reason.

[sonicawesomeness]

My teacher actually played "Imperfect is the new Perfect" in school and asked us what we thought it meant. Most of us said that it's about a girl who's ugly. I said that it's about a girl begging her friend or lover to accept how he/she is and knowing that even if you have faults, you always are perfect <3 You inspire me Shane, make me laugh and even cry. You're my idol and I hope you make videos for a very long time <3 Love you boo :)

[OnePieceGirl17]

I love how he laughs at 0:59 ^w^

[andiieduu]

you talk a lot :/ I love it im like that too :D

[MsSings1]

She sounds like P!nk!

[GlamLatinaChica]

Wow she sounds like pink !

[cupcakehappydust]

thumbs up ifu were watching his eye the whole time o_o

[cammiecakes1020]

i think a music vid would be cool.

[Filmifier]

I'm making a vlog

better drink my own piss

[nickim191]

fuck off!!

[charlotte2498]

@rondord hey dickhead get a life

[idahliaify]

I bet this will happen in the future:

Kid:"Hey mom, what's the name of that famous YouTuber you used to watch wen you were younger?"

Mom:"His name is Shane Dawson."

Kid:"Isn't he that really famous director of that movie that's gonna come out soon?"

LOVE YOU SHANE! I hope all if your life dreams will come true :'3 -3

[Bens4Evs]

OMG i never knew Shane directed that video!!!!i LOVE that video!!!xxxxxxxxx

[caitlinheartsbeauty]

haha,shane I LOVE YOU ;D

[HotShotOmega]

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AT 2:40

[mitchelldomino]

thats not miley

[MegaTammy1981]

SHANE DAWSON I LOVE YOU

[MarieOlander100]

awwwww they never did it :(

[rondord]

your a idiot

[HotShotOmega]

@rondord troll, get a life, or make a video and stop giving trolls a reason to live,

[BryannahBloodlust]

@rondord You're a bitch, get a life.

[Tabbycat61794]

.I.

[Tabbycat61794]

love

[Tabbycat61794]

you

[trickylepracons]

make fun of fred

[ajduffman]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooomacke fun of fred moreoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[TheGrimReaper6984]

1:Close your eyes 2: Imagine how much money you want 3:Post this to another video 4: Look under your pillow

[EquineRhythm]

0:06 Shane's sexy laugh

[EquineRhythm]

0:6 Shane's sexy laugh

[The2coool4u]

THUMBS UP IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS IN LATE 2011

[juliaisawesome1231]

@The2coool4u no im watching it 500 bc on my istone

[ginarocks75]

@The2coool4u Nope. I recently became the Doctor's companion and he gave me a cell phone that gets reception in any universe, galaxy, planet, and time. I am currently using my phone on a planet whose name I can not say, let alone spell, and I am in the year 3457. Cool, huh?

[FabianFlores33]

@The2coool4u how about early 2012 haha

[brynnisawesome]

@The2coool4u Nope 2012 ;)

[EmoNightmareX4]

@The2coool4u Nope i'm watching this in 2,000 B.C. on my U-stone 

[sophsophia1]

HAHA! I can imagen shane with thiss bottle driving and peeing n it in his car :'] Now that sounds perverted..

[KjuTV]

anyone see miley or one of his dogs at 3:18?

[TH3COOKI3MONST3R18]

SHIT tht scary :/ lol <3

[zjdevo]

I AM ACTUALLY CREEPED OUT ABOUT THE LIGHT [ STILL:(......]

[gcbfree23]

She should get naked in the music video

[MsHannah4u]

thats not nice because my 3 year old sister was watching this

[levistobeavis]

@jeanbilliejean hey dude sry i jus saw someone post it sry dude

[Phycobitchychick]

Hey Shane I'll get my dorky friend Savannah to be in it! She's the opposite of perfect! We're weird,unfunny,smart,awesome,an­d we hate perfect people (except u Shane)!

[MsAlexisLovee]

A girl with no face wouldnt be able to seeant to kill anyone :)

[toriiwix20]

shane dawson, your soo hott <3

[carebearpoop]

its weird, there 911 dislikes

[MrArmadillo85]

so wheres the music video

[abrahambc50]

Its been 4 days and I haven't died

[katehisandhugs]

@abrahambc50 I have like 47 different ghosts who were supposed to kill me and each and everyone of them never bothered to show up.

[caitlynlovesyou1000]

shane is so cute ♥

[AGStudios100]

im sorry i dont wanna die dont call me dumb repost this in five minutes or you will die

[sAmuelJkay]

Lol to all of the faggots who actully reposted that

[MrWingedcreeper]

Robo cop

[cookiesrain]

Lol you look funny half dark half light

[levistobeavis]

reost this in 5 mins or ull die

[jeanbilliejean]

@levistobeavis everyone has to die you stupid mother fucking asshole son of a bitch.... :))

[TheDemon123456789101]

Repost this in 5 minutes or die

[salem07ful]

Your awesomeness me and my friend say that word alot like way to much :)

[SweetLemonSpice]

who the hell is mandy?

[levistobeavis]

repost this in 5 minutes or you'll die

[amberlynnduh101]

hayyyy my moms name is kathy lol but she aint chatty lol

[xputonahappyfacex]

Everyone has one eye that's alittle bigger than the other eye :o

[EpicMonkey82]

@xputonahappyfacex not meeeee :D

[xxbrennaluvsyaxx]

You're so hot

[honeybee6111]

your left eye look green and your right eye look all black ewwwww

[missbumchumfull]

Eww! Your indirectley giving yourself a BJ! O.o

[FacebookTheMetal]

@missbumchumfull its not gay if you blow yoursefl?

[MyCatIsAMartian]

yes i fucking want to see that Shane !!

[PandaLuver28]

U never peed in that bottle:(

[fluffyanglekiller]

How about dancing dogs while riding guinea pigs singing Katy perry

[HomeGirlChanel]

that bottle top isn't that big…

[tandlshow992]

link in the sidebar...

back when there was a sidebar...(:

i love you shane

[PresidentSnow205]

Why not? They got some fresh cookies!

[kentuckykid90]

PLEASE dont go to the dark side!!!!!!!!!

[Epicxxryan]

This year, October has 5 Mondays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bags. Happy October!!

Еchofоn • 9/30/11 9:55 PM

Btw, don't just direct the videos! I WOULD BE SO DEPRESSED IF ALL YOU DID WAS DIRECT THE VIDEOS!

[MegaNikki987]

I now hate u and brisk

[devilgirl8911]

So if u piss in bottles while driving, what do you shit in?

[SUPERNUKE321]

@devilgirl8911 a cup

[darkvampires76]

hay does he shit in



[renaxly1]

O.O



[lucyanna92]

My vagina's jealous of that bottle..

[kisameaxel]

holly shiit thats awesome

[looprloop]

thats so creepy



[bosser7673]

So I saw your microwave and stove in the background and started wondering what do you eat most of the time?

[Selbug28]

Lmfaoo! The beginning your goofy laugh

[VampireGrl4eva]

god i hate brisk too EKKK <:P

[VampireGrl4eva]

that computer paused up at 0:06 and Shane looked at freaky as hell!

[BENFIZZYXD]

i dont know why i'm still drinking this. this is gonna be my penis hole

[pokegreat]

Huh same but I'm 11

[itzmimi123]

im 10 but i kno everything that shane says;)

[MegaNikki987]

@ TheHeyItsSophie ikr

[TheHeyItSophie]

and yep

[TheHeyItSophie]

dont pee in a bottle

[MrPublicDisturbancez]

there is no side bar, its below the videos

[SisterUchiha]

my little sister just pointed to Shane on the computer screen and siad "this looks like you sissy!"

i honestly dont know how she saw any resemblance. lol

[reginaspektorfan45]

sooooo wha...

[flickersf]

The right side of ur face is emo lol

[Dana10pearl]

"Vloggin'" haha! Sounds swedish :3

[MrDobbyluver]

@Dana10pearl (i'm from sweden) i think it sounds really american!:)

[briggitbro]

lol... he talks about a sidebar.

[mebelissette]

right side of shanes face thats what he would look like if he was a latino :P

[UpperDeckFan29]

I'm ok with it Shane but just remember, I still love these videos! And I want to see more of these but I don't mind a small change.

[MsHoneylipss]

l0l

[angelwolfsghoust]

hey shane can i ask one question have you acted in any movies or stared in a tv show or movie please responed :3

[mrsbroflovski]

He looks like David Bowie(:  0:00 - 0:08

[rockerchick550]

Hold in 6

[CRYOmine]

half vampire

[Herro013]

Lol he said do it

[MsParafax]

I LOVE SHANE FREAKIN DAWSON!!! :D

[LewissharpVEVO]

hello



[1029384756ilikepie]

In 1997 a girl called ruby died post this to three other videos or u wont get dessert O:

[Bellatrix171]

SHANE if you ever direct anything... I WANNA BE IN IT :o not-creeperly :{D hahhah

[paly001]

press 0 hahaha

[TheBeast6739]

shane has a dark side lol!!!

[mtrench12]

haaaaaaa press 6.

[BlkRoseTears]

o my goodness i am so amused i can't stop staring at his eyes cuz one looks like it dilated and the other looks normal 0.o love u shane :)

[cheesebites549227]

Shane looks half normal half emo

[MsRachelFrazier]

my grandma has the same bar chairs that u have!!!!!!!!

[samisawsome77]

You should keep on makeing these viedos if haters hate because no one is perfect

[EvilbabygirlChild]

I want to see miley cyiruses croked teeth

[cori4111]

lol no offense but why do you have this as your 2nd channel? Shouldn't this one be only for vlogs or whatever ? Whats different about ShaneDawson2 and just Shane? lol whatever I'm subscribed to all of them I love u ! :)

[AwesomeRebalxD]

Shane are u single... if u are ur farking mineee!!!!!

[KiloAndJeff]

999900th view :D

[kyliemorgankrm]

R u single?

[ferretfacts]

i love you smexy man!

[kittykitty554]

@kittykitty554

it's not working!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

use gatorade bottles those things a HUGGE!

[LoveMyRomeoBaby]

that sooo fuckin funny at the end!!

[missEMORAWR1654]

wheres that video?!?!?1

[321tacos]

hell yehh upload it

[foreverborn]

please tell me ur kidding O.o

[honorbethnaked]

huh? wouldn't he just have to aim and shoot?? 

[itsadventuretime100]

IIIIIDOMIIIII, um that's not creepy (911 um theres even pedo people on you tube)

[Geeleigh11]

pause at @0:06 LOL, and shane your laugh is sexyyy!

[mrshanedawsontv11]

OMG I FUCKING LOVE HIS LAUGH!!! 0:59

[jxnx98]

nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[awesomeness796]

omg!!! i love his laghf!! :D keep on laghfing shane!! lmfao.. :)

[MegaShanefan1]

smexy

[MrCannaedaeit]

The "N" word... Nipples?

[906typer]

i luv shane dawson!!

[Bigtimeawesome85]

Shane ur so cut and im 11 and i love u like really love u me and my mom thumbs up

[MegaEvilkitten]

ha ha its like one of those movies where one side is evil and the other is good

[skittles12386]

YOUR EYES R FREAKY!!!!!

[irockstar411]

@skittles12386 his eyes are perfect

[RealComedy101]

omg! shane i <3 your videos so much! i am only ten though! haha!. well your my favorite person on youtube. it would be so awesome to work with you! omg! well bye and check my channel out ~ RealComedy101

[mfg4polor]

i wanna c a flamingo standing on an apple crate playing the french horn in a forest :))

[puppybigglesworth]

It does not make any since y u don't have a gf

Ok now I sound like a stolker

.....

I don't mean to be but he is so f***** funny!!!

[MrMichaelGangsta]

haha

[gabbiegirl345]

0:58 cutest face ever :D

[fallenangel15ful]

Wow lots of ppl love u I don't love u I like u... Love is a strong word lmao!

[irockstar411]

U shud die ur hair black

[gabbiegirl345]

@irockstar411 HIS HAIR IS PERFECT O:<

[TheUhhhhhhi123]

Yo shane nice vids bro i hope your career as wanting to be a director takes off man if u get it great just go for it ... Love ya bro

[LovesSoMuch22600]

omg shane i love u sooo much <3

and im only 11! :D

[TheBiGuyP]

i love u <3

[MollyoHengoo22]

shane i <3 u and all...but im only 10 1/2

[JessicuhSarra16]

she sounds like p!nk (:

[FlowerztheUnicorn]

Y the fawk is a 45 year old watching his vid.. I'm 12 xP

[kpgirl5133]

HI SHANE CLITTERDICK<3