Kevin Tries To Eat The Entire Vending Machine

[MrRyanhoggan]

lol that my breakfast

[ArcaneBastard]

I was expecting him to eat the machine

[bassfan71]

1:42 is the girl version of amir

[UltimateCommenter94]

damn he didn't even take a dump the entire day

[HelloSunshine290]

lol "enough to feed a family of 10 or 3 very stoned teenagers." very true...

[TomoRomo9]

its all fun and games until someone gets diabetes

[henkekk]

So he gets money for eating candy etc.. BEST DAY EVER

[4xdblack]

that one chick looked like she was trying to be amir..

[Slipdax]

Bring this back.

[Matthew41700]

he looks like Andy Kaufman

[nostrayyafar]

Channon Christian

[swimteamizzle1114]

There is a good strategy to this. They're judging it by items so just go with all the low calorie things first.

[funnywhiteroots]

@swimteamizzle1114 What about how big it is? Body space taken up needs to be considered.

[wholefoodsrapist]

3 very stoned teenagers.... you have no idea how true he was, and i dont even smoke weed anymore

[EpicWinFailVID]

he didn't know that he payed more money for the food then he got for eating it :D

[Torbyz]

@EpicWinFailVID they gave him money to buy and eat.

[Toughcookie2134]

9 bags of fritos? That was lunch...

[TungstenHexafluoride]

jake and amir: sex change

[dAntheredalien]

It's all fun and games until he gets diabetes. then it's just fun

[Purresley]

Americans

[Zelli52]

Oh my gorsh...Rima works at Collegehumor!!

[Platinum400]

@Zelli52 Lol that was the first thing i thought when I saw her.

[SakuraAnime17]

@Zelli52 Rima?

[Zelli52]

@SakuraAnime17 There was an episode of Jake and Amir where Jake dated a girl who looked like Amir.

[rockets333222]

lol the guy is on fb at 1:42

[TheSlyFox16]

kevin sent me.

[lollol2012]

wtf are burger king chips??

they seem to be pretty amazing..

[blueeyesaf]

I wouldn't say that that's worth $167.

[ricksj16]

I wonder what his trip to the toilet will be like.

[allywally112]

Do they ever do work?

[TompanX]

@allywally112 This videos is thier work

[Wafflebros]

Dude they have oreos in a vending machine

[XxwhoaitsmoexX]

@scratchpro88 JUST about to write that...

[NoRefundsXD]

w8, the amount of money he spends for the vending machine is not more than the amount promised by amir?

[purplelov3000]

9 bags of Fritos?

That was lunch

XD

[srs32896]

I love it when I recognize garage band loops in videos

[lpfann]

but doesn't he have to pay for every item?

Cause then at the end of the day he wouldn't be making much of a profit...

[ilikelazers]

wouldn't that be fucked-up if Amir was dating his twin?

[MrSamuel745]

Eat all the small things first :3

[Eestlaneonvisa]

I could eat the whole vending machine. Including the damn machine.

[elmirarara]

1.43 lesbian Amir!

[iKickComputers]

@elmirarara Jake and A-Queer!

[elmirarara]

1.43 lesbian Amir!

[elmirarara]

1.43 lesbian Amir!

[enemY1990]

Working at collegehumor must be fucking awesome :(

[TheyCallM3]

how far back does that vending machine go!?

[longorefisher]

What's the name of the background music used at the end of the video?

[ChelseaLionFan]

Holy Shit! 1:42 female Amir!

[sgtdavidlopez]

@ChelseaLionFan oh my god it is a female amir (i would tap that)

[Pickselated]

I would just stuff everything I liked in my pocket and say "you don't need to pay me" and walk out.

[9189erbear1195]

who's that guy at 1:39? he's hot :)

[MrJhm19]

...what about all the money he spent getting the food, how much was that?

[scratchpro88]

Omg AMIR had a sex change @1:42 

[mackan165]

@scratchpro88 that was my first thought aswell :D

[EddyGarrity]

@scratchpro88 that is "Rima" she was in a Jake and Amir episode as Jakes girlfriend.

[KnitWit191]

Well done to Amirs female alter-ego -- it's all fun and games until he gets diabetes - thank you - wise words :)

[airsftinator]

its all fun and games until someones gets diabetes, wize words

[cspower12]

omg Female Amir?

[FrigmanProductions]

HOLY FUCK AMIR GOT A SEX CHANGE 1:43

[Greatscott0420]

1:44 female amir

[destructoidreaper3]

female amir

[AuRevoirTune]

A female mir

[TDIBattler]

He can use that money he won to get a membership for the gym.

[ThePawnsSite]

the vending machine stuff probably all went stale and they didn't just wanna throw it all away.

[castello629]

chuck norris approves world of warcraft!!!!!!

[redblaze19]

CAN I WORK HERE DAMMIT!!!

[controlfreak564]

Who else thinks Kevin looks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better with facial hair than without?

[jelicabean]

The average lazy couch potato probably eats more than that amount. lol

[D2009ify]

@autunmtree2011 I'm convinced that ur a white guy who loved a white girl and lost her to a black guy, not convinced in it probally happened, but it did happen

[SuTVlogs]

Did he have to buy them himself? If so, he probably didn't make mad bank on this one...

[rebora2007]

1:41 FEMALE AMIR?!!

[420shleek]

@EricAIveal18 "i'm so full"

*smokes bowl*

"fuck, i'm munching"

[a2izo]

<3 girl amir

[mha1john]

It's all fun and games till someone gets diabetes.LOL

[hatesunlight]

i totally missread the title...

[FeralXemnas69]

@hatesunlight IKR

[Regginyaga]

Capitalism 

[mashal101sweet]

Doesnt he need to oay for the food in the vending machine :/

[aguynamedcurt]

that would be a snack for epicmealtime

[du6167]

Wee need a new top comment, to replace on of those.

[delivery52]

awww top comments stole my comment idea :(

[apple26a]

... and that's how epic meal time started.

[TheWAHTShowTV]

I miss Ricky :(

[FuckMyLife66666]

Its all fun and games until he gets diabetes.

[93luv2sing]

dude I want to work at collegehumor just so I can get paid to do this stuff all day lol.

[EricAlveal18]

Best strategy: smoke weed

[YoungBrave2006]

I didn't notice at first; but she's totally copying Amir's hair. Maybe she just wants to be Jake's best friend and invite him to a sumptuos dinner of chicken nuggets. It would be fun to see a battle of the Amir's.

[ninjaXkitty1234]

1:37-1:41 that guy is so cute

[woohoo4576]

eat it with his mouth, brilliant

[cookiebuddies]

-_____- same top comments. 

[xoxopuppies12xoxo]

9 bags of fretos for lunch hell ya

[rantchannel623]

1:42 female amir

[oppoyh]

WTF??? 1:42

[Zeneph13]

Dude, who was the girl at 1:42. Seriously.

[crouch2kuyt]

Epic collegehumor Meal Time

[TheExarion]

This is Kevin's best acting, by far.

[mrkiller963]

Hey bulimia

[LAsWeirdest]

Go throw up...go throw up...go throw up!!!!!!!!

[simpsonsfan234]

aww, should have gone for 5,000....

[BabyInReno]

wow... this was boring

[hellow533]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEAR OF BAD BREATH, OR WILD TURKEY!@

[Kango234]

that chick at 1:43 had to have done that on purpose

[DavidBowieRocksHard]

i feel like they probably paid for all the food otherwise it would be pretty pointless

[skpkalrikmyo]

My name is Kevin and this is something I would totally do. I was in awe of this video.

[SilentExile729]

Wait how much did he spend at the vending machine? Like 167 dollars worth of food maybe?

[hallokity123]

meanwhile in afrika..

[hypergirly18]

@hallokity123 ಠ_ಠ it's spelled Africa....

[hallokity123]

@hypergirly18 i'm sorry, I spelled it the dutch way! (don't hate on my grammar)

[TheAwawrestling]

@hypergirly18 own'd

[xepicbrosx]

@untitledhome me too lol

[cheesefool99]

it prob cost him more in 250 dollars to buy the food

[CSAsHiFtY]

2:06 Amir can do math?! O_o

[pwsalot]

did he actually?

[carrotgrater01]

im so hungry now!

[UntitledHome]

Oh. I thought he was going to eat the vending machine.

[thest0rmyblu]

did anyone notice they used 5secondfilms music?

[hineighbor]

0:38 CUTIE!!!!!!

[bibtallica]

i'm hot for lesbian amir... however, i look like lesbian murph..

[DarthY0da117]

@autumtree2011 dude whats ur problem there is nothing wrong with mixing races for all we know you could be a mixture of up to 20 races so stop spamming ur shit please and stop being a racsist git kthxbai

[TheKman581]

@autumntree2011 shut the fuck up I've seen your racist comment on all the videos from college humor I've seen today and it's really annoying and inappropriate. Your views are completely inappropriate and people should be able to conceive with the person they love not because of the persons race... And btw I'm half venezualan and half caucasian... And your an asshole

[AriqoFlip]

Wait. They actually work?

[kingtaro]

The female and male Amir should do a video together.

[jaynethebloody]

or 3 very stoned teenagers

[laskfj]

Who is at 1:38 ?

[ADylanToRemember]

meanwhile in Africa....

[GangstaClown678]

a family of 10 or 3 very stoned teenagers

[GangstaClown678]

a family of 10 or 3 very stoned toonagers

[Phoenixxfyre]

It's all fun and games until he gets diabetes.

[fed5395]

the girl at 1:42 kinda looks like amir

[pizzaman7298]

i would do that



[Double00Dusty]

1:42 Holy Fuck its the girl version of Amir

[akje93]

@Double00Dusty YUP! & Jake dated "Rima" in "Ace and Jocelyn Episode 7"

[HoLyEtHaN1]

@Double00Dusty she was in a very old episode of ace and jocelyn.

[keir193]

that ain't shit i could do that all day son

[cooldude2762]

Whoa, what vending machines have Oreo's and Burger King Chips?

[NeutralSnap]

three very stoned teenagers hhhahahah

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

@iLuckyyy she works at bustedtees, which moved to a different office recently. Thats why she isnt in any recent CH videos. Her names amanda and she has a girlfriend, and a blog which ive read a bit of :3

[iLuckyyy]

0:39 who is she..? She needs to be in more videos.

[TFfan7]

@iLuckyyy she is.

[GaiaKnight1234]

This should be a game show

[pakigamer1]

Man vs Food

[saumyab44]

1:43 Lesbian Amir lol

[bobby3321]

@saumyab44 hahahahaha....i was thinking the same thing

[xenophobiaist]

if the food was free i would do this everyday of my life

[doh1126]

so thats where epic meal time got the idea for the fat counter

[iLiKeCeRe]

id say i was going to the bathroom and instead puke in the toilet so i could eat more lol

[CrazySuperAwesome]

He should've got super high before this so he had a better appetite

[CrazySuperAwesome]

1:42... I see Amir got a sex change halfway through the video

[CaringNarcissist]

1:42 kinda looks like a female version of amir

[Fungusfern]

"That was lunch!"

[TheShadoKnite]

1:42 who the fuck is that?!

[tehMLGgiraffe]

@TheShadoKnite amir the girl model

[TheShadoKnite]

@tehMLGgiraffe That's is so freaking scary ._.

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

Ricky is the boss of collegehumor, a large corporation with hundreds of employees and busy work schedules, and he has nothing better to do that give an interview on what he thinks Kevin's strategy is for eating junk food. I love you Ricky.

[ReZeeR93]

1:42 amirs twin =DDDD

[trevortes]

Epic meal time before epic meal time. Kevin = Muscles glasses

[Oceanloler]

lol the person at 1:43 looks like a female Amir.

[TheSquirrel1337]

where is ricky now? :O

[daman2020ful]

9 bags of fritos.....that was lunch

[leveechevy]

i wanted him to puke on amir at the end

[kanokadany113]

he won't die. If epic mealtime ate so much fatty food and didn't die. Then there's zero chance that he would die.

[TheMaxAttack77]

1:42...get back to the kitchen female amir.

[Bubi903]

disgusting 

[whiteganser]

Why does the girl at 1:41 look A LOT like Amir.

[whiteplopy]

the girl at 1:44 looks like a female Amir

[Hartjesz]

I'm sure this has been asked a lot but. What is the song while he's eating all the snacks? The song right after Amir is done speaking.

Anyone know the title or does anyone have the song?

[nobody6400]

@Hartjesz i think its included with iMovie..

[maxjacobson1]

haha kevin's mad

[Living2TheMax2]

give me 2 grams of weed and ill finish all in an hour

[Sy340]

aww man Kevin's so adorable but this is just disgusting yo. And the glasses and front of her hair remind me of amir's. well mainly the glasses. theyre the same style

[mychildishmoments]

was that a female amir 1:44 O_O

[expIorer5148]

what if someone was secretly stuffing the vending machine with more things every time Kevin bought something?

[TheTreemuskets]

Whats that epic tune?

[MrQuickscope93]

LOL, McLovin!!!

[FoxxEFFEX]

Did anybody else see female Amir?

[MyDjhero]

OMFG!!!!! 1:43 = GIRL AMIR!!!!

[shunardangel]

It's all fun and games until he gets diabetes. Haha.