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  • We do wat we gotta do ta get da job done

  • Lol im italian and dats so true no wat im sayin fogetaboudit

  • GOD I hate that man's laugh.

  • genious!

    hope i spelled it correctly!

  • Lmao

  • 25 seconds and I know all of his material.

  • I really true love,like all youtuble video Mike Marino fror Presidendent an true 2% blood white and I the true tell really true true 50% Blood Ltalian Amercan true blood Ltalian Amercan, I really true NC Cherokee Indin Native Amercan 16% true more NC Cherokee Indin Native Amercan Blood my really true full name come The Ltalian C My Really True Full Name Tommy Ray Staley Jr.

  • forgetaboutitttttttttttttttttt­

  • this guy is a retard.

    italian mobsters were alleyway thugs.

    look what happened to the italians in ww2

  • @BKLYNTURK1975 kill urself

  • Reminds me of The Sopranos!

  • "Vinny hit em with the bat" "Is he dead" "Good, now steal the rugs and lets get out of here" My favorite part.

  • hell yeah we italians do what ever the hell we want

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  • he should have been from brooklyn because thats were thay all came from not jersey

  • HEEEEEEEEE-sterical

  • HEY VINNIE! HIT HIM WITH THE BAT!!

  • If you had breakfast for dinner. Is it still breakfast???

    MIND = BLOWN!

  • Hilarious!

  • Osama! How ya doin, pull up a rock i wanna talk to you

  • I LOVE THIS. New Jersey rules.

  • This guy is a Genius, come to Australia, dude!

  • i don't understend what i said :\ ke cazzo

  • @HaydenSousaFaggot69 You are wrong in so many different levels. I am italian and I work my ass off to buy my own stuff instead of asking my parents or going on welfare. If anything, YOU can't work you hypcrite. Your youtube channel is all my proof that you are no better than the scum you claim Italians are.

  • @haydensousafaggot umad bro? Lol ur just trying to troll us but sorry we dont fall for trash like you. Go fuck ur mom asshole. Trololololo

  • @HaydenSousaFaggot69  he's a comedian... go jerk off a horse

  • Fuck you! haydensousa you racist piece of shit! Keep your close minded coments to yourself. I hope some Italians come to your house break your fuckn legs, and steal your rugs

  • fags osama died 12 years ago

  • I definitley agree- MIKE MARINO FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Obviously the 38 people who disliked this video had their rugs stolen

  • this is how osama really died

  • mike marino for president.

  • Thanks for sending, Roy. This is SO funny!

  • Would someone mind explaining to me the part about the "Dance Crisis" at 0:30? I'm afraid I don't get it, sadly. I can hardly hear what he's saying over the audience's laughter and clapping.

  • @JonsOcarina "Gas Prices"

  • @GatChuTwice Ahhhh. I hear it now. Wow I feel stupid, lol. Thank ye much.

  • @JonsOcarina Don't trip B

  • we could do that.. but its cooler to use SEAL TEAM 6

  • Love it darkesttemplar!!! 

  • Clearly the Seal that shot Bin Laden was Italian.

  • @darkesttemplar07

    AND...from NEW JERSEY!!!

  • Can i get a thumbs up for the Monte Williams look alike host, with his weird ass fucking laugh? "Haahuhuhuhhhuhuhuhhuhuhhuhuha­aaa."

  • Im Italian and I do not take offense. Wish we had an Italian president but I'm sure that will never happen. They still think of all of us as gangsters. There are parts of New Jersey that do have heavy N.Y. accents. This act was hilarious the first time I saw it and still cracks me up.

  • thumbs up if your watching this cuz osama died!

  • I've watched this so many times and it never gets dull.

  • this is the funniest video ever

  • How'd you end the war Mr.President? Hahaha....Don't worry 'bout it.

  • that guys laugh...

  • jesus christ that presenter has the most annoying laugh

  • they finally sent an italian over there, Ubama is dead and we have a bunch of new rugs

  • im horrible at this.. but where does his accent come from ? his italian background or jersey ?

  • @Om0plata1 id say its difficult to tell, for example im an italian from montreal and we have distinct accent, but funny enough there are many greeks, arabs and others who also speak with our "italian accent" ...so id guess that it would be the city that influences the accent somehow, i call it "our accent" because the italians and other europeans were here before immigration was opened up to other continents so i believe we started speaking that way and it just catches on...same with NJ i guess

  • @chiefs2k6 Have to remeber italians/romans ruled half the known world which is why most everybody knows yall lango in europe. forgive my spelling im haveing issues with my key board so i have to improvise with my wording.Wishing i could get out of USA move to malta irland or romania.

  • @Om0plata1 sounds like a New Yorker accent....but I guess hes from Jersey.

  • hahahahaha this is great

  • I had the pleasure of seeing Mike Marino Live at the Tropicana This weekend in Las Vegas. Without a doubt my favorite comedian after seeing him perform. I literally laughed from the beginning to the end of his show. You are the shit Mike Marino!

  • I had the pleasure of seeing Mike Marino Live at the Tropicana This weekend in Las Vegas. Without a doubt my favorite comedian after seeing him perform. I literally laughed from the beginning to the end of his show. You are the shit Mike Marino!

  • this guy , whoever he is, stole this routine from DAN VITALE, except this guy isnt funny,,,he is a hack thief...no sense of irony as well in how the routine was origninaly written....what a clown...and those of you who like this are bigger clowns

  • Hit em wit the bat Hahha good stuff

  • I showed my neighbor this. He's a political nut and he said "I'm voting Italian next election"

  • Haha totaly agreed :)

  • absolutely hilarious ( and probably would be work for real )

  • its true bc italians have balls and black ppl dont

  • You killed it Mike!!! Go funny Italian, Go!

  • Unfortunately this is true

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  • im 50% Italian. best thing ever! this is hilarious. and you know who showed this to me? my 50% Italian cousin. why is EVERYTHING so offensive these days?

  • @kaxxaharra because castro offered them more than president

  • Simply Great i never laught so much :)

  • oh god. amasement!

  • How can any wops take offense to this video. My folks are from Messina, Sicily which makes me first generation and 100% Sicilian. This video was funny. People should chill when humor about races are involved. Laughter is good, it increases one's life span..haha!!

  • Yea dats rite niggas.....italians got it all u dont fuck wit dem

  • @lovingbeauty21 -please...

  • What's gonna happen to the 36 people who disliked this video?

    hehehe... don't worry about it :)

  • I'm also an Italian/Sicilian from NJ. I love this video.

  • 36 people had their rugs stolen.

  • Love it!

  • if we had an italian president runninq tha country this war in afganistan wud be OVA! u wuldnt kno how.. but it'd be ova! nd then i'd ask the president "how'd you end tha war mr.president?" he'd be like "hehehe... dont worry about it.. you jus go enjoy your gas prices at 32 cents a gallon okay?".. haha.... hes funnie

  • Haha, I miss NJ.

  • I would not mind having Mike Marino as Prime Minister of Australia.

    At least we get somewhere.

  • This is HILARIOUS! Especially since I am an Italian from NJ...my relatives used to say "Do you know how far you live from NY?"

  • everyone of ya's knows this is true.

  • LOL Nice video :)

  • im italian and idk why ppl take this offensively .. this is hilarious and soooo true!!!

  • aya dona mia! this describes my family perfectly

  • i've been saying this for years...we'd have more money...we'd have respect...and really really great food

  • why didn't we think of this earlier???

  • that is one annoying wop

  • @hogo1 HEY FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

  • U guys obvi dont know comedy if ur gunna have a problem with mike marino. Go pick at jeff dunham's racist acts

  • Thumbs up for italian president!

  • @DarthSlayden Yeah I agree ain't nobody more gangster than Italians, Italy is like where the Mob, Mafias come from thats why Im scared of Italians

  • @londontopboy The Mafia has a code to follow. Unless you're somehow linked to them, and negatively, they won't attack you. If you didn't know, well now you do :)

  • @londontopboy Hey! I'm italian! Just because my great uncle was, maybe, in the mafia! wait...so was, probably, my uncle tony. and joel. damn. never mind.

  • @born2fly4life theres no italian name tony or joel maybe tonio and julio

  • @londontopboy

    Sicily

  • As an Italian American, I take offense to the 'ignorant' comment. The Jersey Shore is HOLLYWOOD, you arrogant DINGBAT, and exaggerates every detail and makes it into a SHOW. If you are actually from Italy, arotil, good for you. Now write me a paper on Ellis Island, Italian American culture, and for the hell of it, Paul Revere. Don't know who that is? Maybe you're ignorant. Italian Americans have 2 countries to be proud of. You, on the other hand, have uno.

  • i know a joke, bin laden was never meant to be hunted, he was eating with the bush family

  • wow really? i'm italian AND from new jersey and shit like this doesn't bother me.

    you need to lighten the fuck up

  • I agree with arotil completely and fight to the death over my Italian heritage, esp those who built this country. But...maybe we should gather all the "thugs", Italian or not and start muscleing this country out of the situation we are in. I live in AZ. The shooting we had last week was horrific. Then these Baptist idiots want to protest a 9 yr old's funeral for "political reasons". Thank goodness 250 bikers went down there to make sure it didn't happen. Where's the gov't in all this?

  • I agree with arotil completely and fight to the death over my Italian heritage, esp those who built this country. But...maybe we should gather all the "thugs", Italian or not and start muscleing this country out of the situation we are in. I live in AZ. The shooting we had last week was horrific. Then these Baptist idiots want to protest a 9 yr old's funeral for "political reasons". Thank goodness 250 bikers went down there to make sure it didn't happen. Where's the gov't in all this?

  • so hIhi i feel hony today anyone shares the same feeling as me

  • I Agree, No Seriously I Seriously Agree. 2 Italians from Jersey Be back in 24 Hours!

  • Great shit lol I am one of them don't worry about it lol great

  • are teacher showed us this during silent sustained reading.

  • itallians pwn XD

  • I think people are just too lazy to say "people of Italian descent from Jersey", so they shorten it. I think it's safe to say most people think of Italians more as romantics than hit-men, even if they did bring the Mafia to America. We just made it into something else. Americanized it, just like their pizza.

  • The Good thing about 'most' of us Italians, is we can laugh at ourselves as well as the rest of the world. I'm from OZ and all the italians I know, would think it's hilarious! But, seriously, we would have solved any war, over pasta, wine & coffee. (for those non-drinkers!)

  • Italian's are the best and u know that it's true

  • People, it's just comedy, don't take it seriously. I'm italian and I laughed my head off watching this.

  • @sheenafan97 same here pure Italian it's funny guys get a sense of humor

  • @1generalk, I'm Italian and I don't take offense to this video. It's comedy. Lighten up.

  • @titletownAKAboston

    I am Too

  • @titletownAKAboston why would you even think about taking offense to it? its describes italians (like myself) perfectly.

  • @PhillyEAGLESforlife5 If you go back to see what I wrote, you'll see I wasn't taking offense. I clearly stated that I am Italian and I don't take offense to this video. I was responding to someone who is Italian and said they found this video offensive.

  • @titletownAKAboston haha my bad bro

  • @PhillyEAGLESforlife5 Sis here, no bro.

  • @titletownAKAboston Exactly. That means you hated Goodfellas.

  • ain't it the truth!

  • more than half of you asswipes can't even speak italian, yet you buttfags claim it like you're actually from italy.

    let's face it, you're ALL guidos.

  • Oh yea never been more proud to be Italian

  • @i shaved yesterday....let me guess you most be a fuckin moulinyan!!!! Obama is just changing the world lol C'mon man

  • Dammit ..USMC Ilario PANTANO..... Got it right ...too tired - made an apple pie - to say the least.... Joisey.......yup.....Ilario is from down South ...but all the same -- a WOP.....

  • ???? Alerio PANTANO.. Is it spelled right ...is an ITALIAN -- that was in the USMY - an

     Officer....get his butt in there.. He was running for some Politics - but did not have enough backing.... Put his butt in there.....

  • The last thing the United States needs is a Guinea WOP running the country.

  • @iShavedYesterday dude learn to laf at a joke and stop taking every god damn thing so god damn serious. how did u find this vid search mike marino just to put that comment my god u gotta calm down ur just like all the over protective parents just cause something has one thing bad in it doesnt mean itll scar ur kid for life... sorry just wanted to say that

  • @lilpopivin7697 I stopped eating pasta all together because of illiterate dagos like Mike Marino and raketeering greece balls like Patriarca. My mouth doesn't need to be filled with the monkey shit they call food and neither do my ears. So I'd rather not hear these comments from you telling me what I should and shouldn't think. And be honest, is it my fault that all Italians smell?

  • @iShavedYesterday were the hell did that come from

  • I love this and agree!

  • Seriously...an Italian probably built your house - he can bring it down too. Anyone know where steal the rugs came from?

  • @jeepinainteasy mexicans build houses you dumbass guido.

    italians just smell like smoke and pizza.

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  • im italian and from new jersey

  • @shmookys congrats you're guido.

  • Wars over, steal the rugs.

  • italians from jersey are still guido fuckbags.

  • @TheEpiph that's some funny shit, and I'm mostly Italian!!!

  • @mr2spyders well then you're mostly a sleazy guido fuckbag.

  • @TheEpiph I beg to differ you redneck, ignorant manchild.

  • @vosogo yep, living in british columbia, canada and speaking perfect english makes me a redneck alright.

  • @TheEpiph Perfect compared to what? And how can you judge Italians from Jersey when you live in Hippy Central?

  • @vosogo my english is perfect on its own merit.

    and just so your retarded, orange-skinned, spikey haired guido ass knows, i actually used to live in jersey, so i definitely know all about you italian cunts.

    furthermore, i'm glad i live in hippy central where healthcare is actually free, there is less racism than america, and a more liberal government than america's.

  • @TheEpiph and we're all glad you're not here, so shut your fuckin mouth.

  • @88fierogtp i couldn't care less whether you asscramps want me there or not.

  • @TheEpiph Nice that you can hide behind your youtube username and vent your frustrations at otherwise decent people. I am neither orange nor a "guido", in any sense of the word. Furthermore, that term is the equivalent to the n-word, just so you know.

    It seems to me like your phallic extension procedure has failed, and this is how you deal with it. Either that, or you're a lonely 30 year old who lives in his parents' basement and you have nothing better to do. Either way, please, get a life.

  • @vosogo you're trying way too hard to sound intelligent.

  • @TheEpiph And you're trying way to hard to behave like an ignorant buffoon. Seriously, don't you have a job, family, something to occupy your mind other than degrading every person who comments on here?

    Pathetic is an understatement, but after reading some of what you've written, I'm at such a loss I can't think of anything else without stooping to your level.

  • @vosogo did you expect to see a tear from my eye or something.

    you're wasting your time, and mine as well.

  • Mike Its So Clean... no swear words Thanks...

  • Mi piace questo video non ci sono parolacce.. Grazie Mike...

  • true chiz

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  • This is funny.

  • This guy is hilarious but omg fuck Jersey

  • @johnqpublic912 YO F YOU!!

  • As somebody who grew up in Jersey, I can tell you he's dead on. Almost all of our problems would be solved. An Italian president from NJ would be perfect. Wars would be over in a heartbeat, he wouldn't tolerate all of these massively drawn out discussions in Congress that should take one day to decide, social security would be saved, the border security problem would be solved, and...he'd get rid of political correctness.

    And yes, gas would be extremely cheap.

  • Italians run This world. us wise guys do work. were goodfellas.

  • Your fucken aaaa right pal !! Lets do dis !

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