weed milk tutorial

[RexMacMundi]

I do half cream half milk for more oil content, fuck does this stuff creep up on you, at first a little yawn, then you notice a dry mouth and then bang, you're off with the fairies.

[CantWeedThis]

I dont drink cows milk anymore. Now i just drink weed milk.

[JSkater17]

hell yeah bro i talked to my science teacher about super thc and we agreed that it owns

[SrDisorden]

Just tried some weed milk and it totally owns!

[bobknobification]

im trying that shit just to see!

[TheMrManginelli]

EVERYONE QUOTE UNQUOTE "CORRECTING" THIS VIDOE IS DUMB PEACE

[crashnburn254]

RIP NATE DOGG he overdosed on a used marijuana needle

[xTheDumassx]

Hmmmm "milk" and oreos for breakfast at school tomorrow i like :D

[thisfeelinginmybutt]

hgoly shit im fucked up o this weed ilk holy shit



[Tomm2Hands]

weed milk owns 

[MrTimmyfied]

LOL dude weed atoms? if you went to harvard you would know that atoms are the smallest particle you can find in an element, and last time i checked weed nor milk is an element :)

but your not wrong this shit does own :)

[TheMrManginelli]

@MrTimmyfied wow look at this stupid dumbo. my dad is the president of science and he said you are dumb man & that magichatdetective onws. peace.

[ziggyYardie]

you left out the boiling part, i didnt like using butter to extract thc because i would want my thc to use in other food that dont require butter.. so i use milk. u add milk in a pot add weed bring it to the point where steam is rising from the milk and turn it down and cover as you dont want it to be steaming, reason it will evaporate the milk with the thc in it.. and ur high will be less.

i had my cereal ice cream and other shit like rice with this. you need heat to extract. scientist or not

[ziggyYardie]

you left out the boiling part, i didnt like using butter to extract thc because i would want my thc to use in other food that dont require butter.. so i use milk. u add milk in a pot add weed bring it to the point where steam is rising from the milk and turn it down as you dont want it to be steaming, reason it will evaporate the milk with the thc in it.. and ur high will be less.

i had my cereal ice cream and other shit like rice and stuff with this.. you need heat to extract. scientist or not

[CannabisDelux]

as a serius weed user i love to make bannana hasj milk, i can tell you it kicks ass.

i always make stuff like this when i cross the borders.

[CaponeZ4K]

some one tell me this kick ass song :D

[thegrouper]

this looks like a joke but actually works

[supersouth94]

it actually works if u simmer for an hour and mix occasionally u can do it without heat though if u put it in a thermos for 18-24 hours and shake occasionally (and either way mix with some chocolate syrup and get some chocolate cannamilk :D)

[vihannes3]

dat weed looks suspiciously like broccoli and shit i aint drinking broccoliweedmilk u damn hippy

[ShikamaruTKD]

this works i did some last night with shwag and hour and half later i was fucked up.. drink only 1/4 cup ....

[Ethan144]

ya! weed milk pwns!!!!!! drink up brother!!!!!!!

[mehrajmehrajmehraj]

respond to this video: whoever tried this thumbs up if it got you high!

[XianNeng]

this is hilarious hahaha

[Betspanker]

I love how so many people believed this. You are all so very idiotic. This video is hilarious. Well done.

[kingoftroy05]

DONT DO THIS!! IT DOESNT WORK

do this isntead :

1) ground up weed finely

2) heat up milk as hot as it gets (use whole milk= more fat= you get higher :)

3) put weed in milk and turn down heat to low-medium

4) let the milk Simmer NOTTT boil, and stir occasionaly for about 45 mins..make sure the milk does not boil!!!

5) to get more thc into the milk..add butter to it or Half and Half cream :)

6) now drink taht shit up or use it in a weedmilkshake and get high as fuck

[thegrouper]

@kingoftroy05 that doesn't work at all, the whole point is to use cold raw milk as the video explains???

[kingoftroy05]

@thegrouper No dude, thc needs heat to be activated..thats why you smoke it :) and it needs something fat soluble too...so you NEEEED to heat the weed up for it to work. This is a joke man

look up better videos and tehy all heat it up

[thegrouper]

@kingoftroy05 bro, you seem to think that just because something's presented humorously it's not the truth. You need to learn about a little word called "Irony".

[innovator420]

fucker



[Se7enHxC]

I tried this And It didnt Work!!!!!1 i Wasted All My Weed. thanks asshole

[MrShayneOneill]

The weed milk theory can be proven with simple deduction. Have you ever seen a chicken get buzzed. Well you havent. Thats because chickens dont drink milk, which means they certainly dont drink weed milk. But humans drink milk, and humans get buzzed, so therefore weed milk 420 everyday

[bboytrix1]

@MrShayneOneill how you went form one premise to another to your conclusion is beyond me...

[tucho008]

this thing is from college humor! u CAN make weed milk.. but its not that simple!!

[CaptainCaballero]

I feel like the only way I can effectively recreate the synthesis of Super THC through the combination of weed atoms and milk atoms is to have this song playing while I attempt it. What is the song?

[TheGrossNegligence]

Milk-Weed - It does a mind good. :)

[rosscart123]

aaaaah man i was gonna buy a vaporiser but this shit is SO much better! me n my science teacher always get high as hell on weed milk and listen to the music on this video then watch seinfeld. thanks magichatdetective! :D

[jaylaw23]

WHAT THE FUCK =)) =))))))))))) ROFLMAO

don't try this shit. what a fucking waste

[ABONESR]

what type of milk? skim/ 2% ? is this serious, I will try.

[ChromatopelmaDude]

@ABONESR

The more fat in the milk, the better... So not skimmed milk.

[segychan]

now I am mad high. it owns

[mickmos]

this is fake. If you look at when the milk is added to the glass no milk actually comes out of the carton but the glass fills up. FAKE AND GAY

[sonofamothaduck]

lmao all this scientist shit its boring , just tell me how to get high with milk nd weed :D

[johnes]

Works great! Thank you Based God!

[WuAssassin024]

lol @ super thc

[nlancerstar50]

OK please let me explain this shit. Cannabis cannot be absorbed by milk alone, especially without heating the mixture. THC is only absorbed by substances very high in fat, which is why cannabutter is made with, well, butter. If you are going to make this, then please add significant amounts of butter and boil your mixture, then let is simmer for an hour or so. It is not as simple as milk, and weed, and bang. Milk "atoms" and weed "atoms" are not altered.. If so then you would have a new element.

[magichatdetective]

@nlancerstar50 did you learn that at bird school, which is for the birds? well i spent years at harvard so shut up

[KamiiKaZeCinema]

@magichatdetective really doubt it

[DeathsNaughtyList]

@nlancerstar50 bioling the milk n butter with weed in it does it smell your house up?

[ziggyYardie]

@DeathsNaughtyList sort of but it doesnt smell like weed when it is burnt.but it does smell like weed to a trained nose.people who are not used to how weed smells will probably not know its weed.

[spellgrounds]

Fuck oFF

[sonicreducer92]

Its a Trap!

[MabitzaRitchie]

6/10

[EternalDiesha]

Without heat there will be no THC produced therefore this video is invalid.

[kiduk]

this really works, my whole science class did it as for a lab and we all got high as fuck.

[JoSoong]

Weed atoms and milk atoms.

[Percapita99]

LMFAO at the synthed out elevator music

[IpodTouchFreakFromHu]

its obviosly not that easy i love the way you explained it though

[ThePacman1011]

weed wine

[SirApocalypse]

Nothing goes down better than a nice buttered glass of weed milk. (The butter really makes a difference.)

[Jukeboksi]

Hey guys it's 420! Everybody got their weed milk ready?

[Dsupreme1]

i love weed milk, in fact i drink every day and it gets me high everytime. thanks magichatdetective

[trichomenomitry]

don't try this without heating it up thc needs to be heated before its binded to fat.

[itisjinzo]

Dude, you're supposed to boil that shit :P and there's no such thing as a "milk molecule"!

[omghai2u]

all of u ffags stop posting

[georgezimmer]

do u have stars in your hose

[pivotpeeps79]

Im sorry any one that falls for this is fucking stupid...

he talks about mixing weed "atoms" wtf?

[magichatdetective]

@pivotpeeps79 its not my fault you didnt go to school and dont understand how physics work

[Raennem]

@magichatdetective this is the funniest thing i've ever read

[omghai2u]

@pivotpeeps79 youre fucking stupid an dont know anything about sciense

[tzaeru]

@pivotpeeps79 You really need to re-do your chemistry and physics courses, seriously dude.

Best video evah!

[LuvTo69]

@pivotpeeps79 actually this works actually called weed tea where u boil the stems first then add milk which will asorb the thc because of the fat in it

[NinjasBoobsExplosion]

YOU NEED TO ADD HEAT SON !

[lindsayshields]

That shit was hilarious. Wouldn't recommend eating raw weed thats not been cooked in some way though. Can give you a bit of an unpredictable high.

[Shorty111R]

I just asked Einstein, and he said, HELL YES, WEED MILK OWNS! DRINK DAT SHIT

[Xenomorph52]

you fucking own for making this video hahahahah this is hilarious

[BakedBreadBrandon]

LMFAO. This is some good comedy. Whoever made this video, I applaud you.

[mitch3x3]

lol weed atoms + milk atoms = super THC!!!

[HappyRussians]

not only it owns it's also DELICIOUS

[coprographia]

everyone who says this doesn't work was probably using it with skim milk

try again you need fat it in so it does work

[xTheCatsModZx]

sounds like music on a keygenerator

[harvesterofhope420]

wonder how many idiots try this.

[SwordScarab0]

this is so damn funny x)

[mabdiuhrman]

the thc needs to absorb fatty acids in the milk not the bud its self

[magichatdetective]

@mabdiuhrman please dont mislead people with your pseudo-science. i am a real scientist

[C1C1x3]

this was just about the biggest amount a bullshit ive seen in a long time. wow

[duraznokid]

there actually is a way to prepare ur milkshake with weed. (to get high)

[GabrielWintrox]

Lol hilarious animation and sound effects! You just forgot the very CRUCIAL part about heating it up. lol

[hita187wita357]

lmfao..i have a better idea... how bout pouring the milk into the bag??

[corndawg383]

u hav to heat it up to get the thc out

[coprographia]

@corndawg383 don't heat it the milk gets weird

[Lebowski4Life]

This video is retarded, don't ruin your weed. Search for Lon Lon Milk on Reddit instead.

[Basti849]

all that you believe this gonna wooork?? 

[HannibalZeGreat]

drugs are bad mmmkay

[tanarsinelinistit2k]

48 secs of my life i'm never getting back. not even remotely funny. you gotta be a real sad mofo to post this shit. i hope you get cancer and die :)

[Finpenora]

put weed in milk? what am i a fucking chemist?

[cupidmyluv]

@Finpenora  jake your a goon

[SavageShredMetal]

@cupidmyluv agreed

[LokkenJester]

#LOL

[Nirvanaxanax]

Wow Kumpel, du bist voller Scheiße .. Sie atleast haben, um die Milch Wärme an das THC in Fett, "Milk release"

[DougJokester]

hilarious

[SpamNapkin]

damn this shit is way too complicated, you're makin my brain hurt!

[GoldenBloodyBeared]

genious idea ! healthy and high at the same time ! 

[furryfan420]

weed milk

[RabidWaffles]

weed milk eh.

[GawinMagnus]

lol, i have better one: you need to get milk in glass, put spoon of butter and weed(1gram) take it to microvave on about 1 minute that will work :)

[wergersnee]

melk

[deadsoldierx93]

this will work but you have to heat it up in the microwave for a few minutes.

[stonedchode]

hey man its easy, just put a couple stems in a coffe mug of milk, stir it up, heat it for about 3-5 min, then stir again for another 5min and drink up!

[1mcashinrs]

i heard the best way to do it is put grounded up weed into milk then put it on a double boiler set on medium for 30 minutes then put it in a air tight container and let it cool off in the fridge

[Fenizrael]

I know it doesn't sound legit but they used to say that the Earth was flat yknow.

What happens is the milk provides the right chemical conditions for the thc in the weed to reform around its chiral center and become an S-thc molecule.

Taking the weed out of the milk and exposing it to air will quickly make it turn back into regular thc though so you gotta drink all dat shit to get mad high.

[edy066]

oops forgot to mention in the method below to remove the green stuff once the milk is finished.

you can also use the milk in biscuits an cakes. also, after the second boil of water tip out that water too before putting in the milk.

[edy066]

never tried it raw like this lol

i cook it, get much more thc an tastes better too.

1- put ya ganja in a pot of water an bring to boil

2- tip out water an repeat step 1.

3- put milk in an bring to boil

4 simmer till looks good:P(couple minutes)

the water wont extract the thc but boils out the awful greeness in the plant.

i never measure just play around with quantities an enjoy:)

[PearlStrat09]

if you are stupid enough to actually DO this, you deserve your weed to get wet. jackass.

the guy who made the video is a fucking tool too, btw.

[bobdacreepable]

empty a tea bag, fill it with green....boil milk and drop the bag in for 15 mins..get creative (irish creme) make it taste like a good tea and enjoy....DO NOT SMOKE A BOWL WHILE MAKING TEA!!!!! you will ruin the high

[bartlebybartleby]

thank you i did this and now im high, v good vid

[dimiii1]

dammit this shit didnt work asshole got my weed all wet >8[]

[splendid696]

@dimiii1 that was his point

[Vandal3211]

@dimiii1

LOL, you are a DUMB CUNT!

Its idiots like you that give weed users a stupid stereotype...

"Duhhhh, my weed is all milky now, it didnt work, me so angry".

[dimiii1]

@Vandal3211 it was a joke smarty pants

[9892430698]

@dimiii1

hahahhahahahaha

[confoozled3737]

Ah-ah-ah.

1 star.

[girvstertube]

to everyone who thinks this its a joke i think you should take a lesson in WEED SCIENCE 101.

This wwill work and be very strong as long as you use full fat milk.

Lipates (the fat) are extreamly good at extracting thc. Much Much more efficient than smokeing.

drink this shit and you will be high for a week

[karre95]

There is really weed milk

[AbsolutRussell]

Wrong

[iluvsk8rss]

haha this is retarded i hope no one actually tried this

[moptim]

haha

[LewixC]

worst joke i ever see

[Kirix]

gross

[ppparaone]

wed melk

[roflcopter2225]

@ppparaone dink wed melk

[chicexotica]

but I hate milk so much...

[JisakuJ]

@chicexotica look @ u skinny boy imma laugh my ass off when u gots the osteoporosis

[PieceofMindmusic]

directions:

1.) heat WHOLE MILK on the stove (10 min or so?) or in the microwave (3 to 4:30) MAKE SURE IT DOESNT BOIL! but nearly does (once it starts to slightly bubble, take it off or shut off the stove/microwave)

2.) while watching the MILK, grind your DANK-ASS BUDS to as fine a powder as you can!

3.) once you take your HOT WHOLE MILK off the stove/out of the nuker THE FIRST TIME, add the finely ground DANK-ASS BUDS to the mix and stir after stirring for a few minutes put...

[PieceofMindmusic]

you can do this in your microwave dont listen to people who tell you that you cant: i tried it with Master Kush

*(i think the fact that my shit was dank as fuck helped ALOT)

What you need:

about 2 grams of Weed (preferably DANK! the lower the potency the more you need to used)

1 1/2 Milk (preferably WHOLE but ive used half+half mixed with 1% and it worked)

a grinder or food precessor (I used a hand dicer of my moms, worked fine)

Microwave stove or anything that could bring milk to a boil...

[Anuvhurf]

i LOVE weed milk

[calumhm]

the guywho posted this, failed to mention it needs to be be fatty milk, not de-fatted

THC sticks to fat

[Sports1546]

WRONG! your suppose to use orange juice!! the pulp from the oranges disolve the THC crystals into your brain forming cinergy noobs

[LawtonsChair]

i didnt believe it but it said it was sceince

[DGAF100]

I can speak from experience...Also the milk will taste like broccoli...even with chocolate added...Take that shit like a shot..with real chocolate milk as your chaser....NOW WERE TALKIN' BABY....

[DGAF100]

WRONG....You need to use Whole milk(Higher fat content)....Because THC is FAT soluble..Then simmer(low) milk with weed in it for 15-20 mins...Strain the milk and THEN drink dat shit...

[PieceofMindmusic]

and use dank weed! you can also use a microwave but WATCH IT! dont let the milk boil over... comes out tasting like THC and looking like slighlty green regular milk.

[dragonboy424]

yummah

[Yerningeleven]

milk weeeeeeeeed ftw

[Yerningeleven]

420 drank milk every day

[Yerningeleven]

dank ass milk

[jcbusto122]

eww ass milk??

[c0al]

hahaha

[enigmasgate]

my uncle makes weed milk all the time boiled with buds an milk then strained...its nice but i think ill stay off it lol

[BlueWolf94]

this is what i am thinkin ok here goes everyones got a thing to boil water right. chop sum buds like half a gram and put milk in the thing and then boil it

[badgermylife]

funny shit, you have to heat it though. then strain it and so on

[RyenDeckard]

WEED MILK OWNZ!!!!!!!

[birdie0man]

its science

you cant argue with it

[BamBoomKitty]

You owe me a dime of weed now

[sparkermachy]

dime of weed? thats worth nuthin man now acouple grams, thats owe'n sumtin

[boxcuttingBoxcutter]

i only have soy milk is that ok? or will it not make the super thc?

[dumrawker]

u can put mad leaves in 4 cups of milk and boil it

that'll get you high

leave it on for like an hour or so

and mix it with chocolate milk to deal with the taste

[liljessss1]

lmao... this doesnt work... i hope u ppl kno this...its funny tho cuz sum ppl would actually try it.... marijuana is fat soluble an u need heat

[omghai2u]

haha ha@!!! wtf!! Ask ur Techer!!!!!

[simonxliu]

So surprising that this many ppl don't understand sarcasm.

[Kirix]

ive tried it and its really gross. you're better off just making baked goods if you want to digest it.

[Buuub08]

LOL!

You need quite some amount of milk and lots of FRESH weed, not dry buds. You can use leaves and trimmings. The more weed the more milk you need You blend the weed and boil (some prefer to keep just below boiling as that is said to make it less bitter) it in the milk for around 10-30 minutes. Then you squeeze the weed and end up with nasty green sticky shit. Tastes horrible btw. Better just mix it into something you might be cooking. And even better, make Green Dragon not G-milk.

[harleybushmonkey]

Do what "imatwink" said, then add to vodka. it would normally be called a white russian, but with the secret ingredient its now a green russian

[sigma220]

yo good shit thx bro

[wedewdw]

IT KILLZ YOU xD

[teamgod]

I asked my science teacher about your findings and he says your full of shit.

Then we made a gravity bong and got mad high YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAP

[mgproductions2007]

@teamgod HAHAHAHAHHA nice

[dpm2825]

Lol

[NoobSaibot124]

Drink milk responsibly

[imatwink]

THC is fat soluble, which means when you heat it up the THC and the Fat in the milk bond together, this means you can strain the chunks out and the THC stays in the milk. The downside is hot milk + THC equals VERY SLEEPY! If you don't heat it up it will still work, but is just the same as eating some pot then drinking a glass of milk....

[deftalulz]

whho the fuck cares the point is this makes u mad high

[robokate2000]

hah that's not exactly how it works... you need to activate the THC by heating the milk and the milk needs to be extremely high in fat (whole milk, heavy cream, coconut milk, etc). if you actually do it right, it does give you really good body high for about 6 hours

[wergersnee]

if u put on ur cereal....DO NOT USE FRSOTED FLAKES frosting is made of stevia and it combined w/ weed and YOU WILL DIE

[ScrewTime]

...how long do I have?

[lisheron01]

this is wrong! thc is actif in milk but only if it's hot! with cold milk or water it doesn't work only good to waste some buds!!!!

[airborn101st]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XxDryCleanOnlyxX]

Weed atoms mixed with milk atoms make super the? lol

[plasticduckarmada]

thc genius

[tigerlivie]

Lol! when I saw this thing I though "Oh here we go..."

Now I just think "Hahahah! Weed atoms."

[Fenizrael]

Lol @ people in the comments.

You can tell the people who've never used weed in any form before.