Half-Life 2:Episode 3

[einzveidrei]

lol Gabe is Big Brother

[superfiremario641]

holy s&%^5 its a holographic bill gate

[Edwarnator]

Reason for The Dislikes 0:41 LOL

[adster630]

Well, we all know half life will return, but when is a different story...

[BuHTpro]

0:07 - see! it's a fake Alyx :\

[TheSisisspore]

There are some things that can tell us this trailer is for ep3:

What about the vent at 0:18? The place where they are is the Borealis. This is the back part.

Remember the 'Portal is free!! (Well, it was. Now it's just a good deal.' video? In that video there are 2 robots in the left-under corner. The co-op bots from portal 2. Valve likes doing these things. They put litle parts in this commercial so we can tell about future games.

[TheZombieStewie]

AHHHHHHH that's funny as hell

[CHIRODEA93]

waw,this is all?



[MaxTheRogg]

wasnt there a tv spot back in the 80s that was build like this? I think it was anything with apple...

[LEDParadox]

I know this is just a parody, but this is the Half Life 2 trailer. Yet if you pause at :20 You can see the holes that the combine hunter put in her jacket..

[SirDakkalot]

ITT: people who haven't seen those old Apple commercials.

[PrivateStephano10]

0.40 what the..

[AndersonFamily12]

A fat joke a day, keeps episode 3 away!!!

[taylorgoff235]

@AndersonFamily12

but there weren't any fat jokes...

[SkiorDiablo]

0:19 GlaDog

[animatingguy]

MAJOR HL3 THEORY! I have recently thought about it.... It is likely there will be an explosion, this will be the borealis exploding, and because of the teleporting technology, it may even teleport alyx and gordon to a combine world. they will either be imprisoned, fought against, or simply go into hiding..... I do beleive the portal gun will be found somewhere, and that the combine planet will become a warzone just like earth because of alyx and gordon's arival. Reply and give my theory feedback

[Thunderbird457]

i hate all the people saying things like "FAKE!" or saying that but in another way. NO FUCKING SHIT ITS FAKE YOU DIPSHIT. IT WAS A JOKE, IT MAKES FUN OF HOW THEY ARE MAKING US WAIT SO LONG.

[TheCrazzyrussian]

fuck this lets all united and stop buying valve games antil they creat ep3 just download them from pirate sites and shit

[Briggsman1000]

lol

[Khirsah777]

Rush you know its going to be half life 3 right not episode 3 well that is when Gabe stops procrastinating of course : }

[morkovka97]

It is Half-Life 2 trailer. I see it on Steam.

[rushnerd]

@morkovka97

That about sums up all the dumb comments I get on this video, thanks for playing!

[Vajk666]

@rushnerd An old Apple commerical was based in 1984, than this video based on that commerical ;)

[OfficialJerla]

First thing how can Gabe become a developer if he doesn't know how to count to three?

[Aurongel]

Ridley Scott would be proud.

[trainmaster555]

This is one of the Orange Box commercials for Orange Box becoming compatible for Mac.

[misterrandompancake]

there will be no half life 2:ep 3, only half life 2: episode 2: part 2.

[sonicdsfan1]

@misterrandompancake their will never be another half life

[EAGangstad]

Strange that it's EXACTLY like the Half-Life 2 trailer, don't you think?

[seafireofatlantis]

dud its funny cause when the screaming shit came on i ran out 10 sec earlier to take a shit

[CScr1m]

tire anny

[Clockcraftian]

Why would Valve Developer (Gabe Newell) make the game try to kill him? stupid.

[rushnerd]

@Clockcraftian

Wait, wait...Gabe's a developer?

[rofllol39]

@rushnerd He's the founder, Dumbass

[SLIMEdotNET]

@rushnerd He eats MacDonalds All DAY LONG >:(

[washiwashiable]

Is trynanny the politically correct term for not being able to count to three?

[sonicdsfan1]

LMAO

[29Evilbunny]

@rushnerd 1984, Half-life2 teaser trailer for Mac

[CamperPooP]

it was a joke! it's fake, anyway

[CamperPooP]

what the hell is 0:14? I watch video "When HL2 EP3 be released, and there is that man! Who is him?

[sonicdsfan1]

@CamperPooP the freaking president of valve!

[AnthonyDavis217]

@rushnerd TAKE THAT BACK, TAKE THAT THE FUCK BACK

I'm just kidding, totally agree. I fucking love you man. I am totally not asskissing either.

[caustic128]

TYRNANNY

[borzoi211]

OMG

[guilleu]

WTF is that ending??

[kyawmawthu]

0:14 chuckles the cheat!

[jakeos]

Apple = Combine.....yeh I can see the correlation.

[nachocassa]

ehh it looks like a teaser of half life 2

[kartoffelmongo]

STUPID VALVE ;(

[KenVBlog]

I love how ive read and seen 1984 and the rest of the viewers probably don't.

[66Metallicaman66]

AND no Left 4 Dead 3.

[66Metallicaman66]

Let's see...

No Portal 3...

No Episode 3...

No Team Fortress 3...

No Half Life 3...

WHAT IS UP, VALVE?!

[furguson187]

this is hl2s trailer bumbut

[freakknight3000]

But y'all know this is the Steam-for-Mac trailer???

[KarolMonroe18]

It's HL2 trailer at E3

[MegaIphonefreak]

the part at the end summarised all the video :))

[OmegaCfir]

So let me me understand you leaked a half of the Episode 3 trailer to Show your anger at Gabe Newl becouse his deleying Episode 3

[MrObiwan777]

пфффф, тизер Half-Life 2: Beta

[CombineHgrunt]

@Everyone, wow I really couldn't have imagined people know so little of culture stuff that they don't know what Novel this is a reference to.

Booo.

[DeweyTheTotodile]

@CombineHgrunt You mean that Apple commercial?

[CombineHgrunt]

@DeweyTheTotodile That Apple Commercial and this Mac Commercial, yes.

[Epapep]

@rushnerd Fuck consoles.

[MrCris2021]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK WTF AT 00:41

[xDragonFearx]

look at the end of the video its awesome

[Alex98srb]

This Is Half-Life 2 Trailer !!!!!!!!!!

[DeweyTheTotodile]

@Alex98srb If this is from HL2 how do you explain the holes in Alyx' back? They're from Episode 2. I also remember the Bridge. It's a Borealis modell. And why does Alyx throw Gordon's crowbar in a rage. Maybe he died? Anyway, it doesn't seem to fit in the previous parts so it's possible that it's from Episode 3. That means it's only a matter of years until we hear other news of it. Yay! Pfffff...Hurry up, Valve! This already took far too long!!!

[blackhole73]

Episode 3 IS the New Duke Nukem.....

[jong4tv]

@blackhole73 I fully agreed with you on going called Half-Life 2: Episode 3. the next Duke Nukerm Forever project

[sircoolvideos]

@jong4tv nah megaman legends 3 is the next dukenukem project

[sandvich87]

@davidmaximized and at the end of the last one he says "maybe next year"

[TheSoldierCore]

i knew this was a lie valve wont release somethings with the number 3 in its name

[Alekpofps]

Thumbs up if you laughed very hard at 0:41

[DarkMnMChocolate]

@rushnerd it would seem people have finally stopped with the Gabe obesity jokes. FINALLY. Hopefully this rumor hold some truth.

[DannyEastes]

Holy shit what happened at the end and why do I like it so much?! I know its Mega64 but which vid is that from?

[DannyEastes]

@davidmaximized One of the guys from valve (i forget who) was asked if people were overspeculating, and he said yes.

[davidmaximized]

@DannyEastes That may be true, but then again, not everyone at Valve may know, or maybe they want to keep it a secret, because if they said that it was true, then everyone would know. Valve is VERY famous for giving players hard-to-find hints to very-anticipated titles. I guess we will find out who is right on 1/11 at CES :-)

[BlackKnifeVice]

0:41 my heart !!

[Michaellee608]

Guys,this trailer is Episode 3 Teaser. As you can see at 0:19 when Alyx gonna throw the crowbar. There's 2 holes behind her back. Remember the HUNTERS in Episode 2 killed Alyx and left 2 holes on her back?

[MRKapcer13]

@Michaellee608 Maybe but the concept itself (including the short clip) comes somewhere from mac I think and was first made in 1980 or 90s (not sure)

[Netaro1000]

@Michaellee608 No it's not you retard!

[Turtan4]

@Michaellee608

Or , it's the fucking ep2 model.

[Kevvanmannen98]

@Michaellee608 No she never die..

[teamcinema2]

@Michaellee608 she never died she was technicaly in critical condition but the vortigauns saved her

[AnimalMotherFTW2]

@Michaellee608 Dude, its Half Life 2 '1984' teaser, nothing else.

[RoyLeeJenkins1]

@Michaellee608 remember when hl2 went to mac and this is the trailer they gave for it?

[Michaellee608]

@RoyLeeJenkins1 lol yep I'm just saying and woot. Top Comment :O

[teodoravalentina]

lock that 00:19

 this is original trailer lock the hunter

[MrFLAMER123]

Everytime you make a fat joke of Gabe Newell he cuts himself....

Another piece of cake!

[DAMIANOS12GUY]

wtf



[MrMindstormMusic]

@SnakeTheWolf well everybody know's that valve can't count to 3, so its going to have to be counter-strike...

[cressyjunior25]

lawl, IGN in the corner...

[LolzAngelxxxx]

@SnakeTheWolf Left 4 Dead 3!

[loquendero134]

aaaaaaaaaaah!!! 0:41

[FuckFps187]

ses

[XenoSpyro]

0:12

To win the game, you must kill me, Gabe Newell!

[Legolad229]

LIES! Everyone knows Valve can't count to 3

[riilhiiro]

Thats a ''Free Yourself'' Trailer.This trailer adverts Half Life 2 For MAC.

[sqccccccccc]

Thank you ridley Scott!

[benrockzTV]

Hey we were watching that!

[willbunch01]

wow the begining of that actualy looked kinda real

[SeriousMelih]

I'm pretty sure they'll make EP3 as soon as they replaced Gordon Freeman's voice actor who was apperantly dead a few months ago.

[udoloh]

@SeriousMelih He was. But he recovered.

[CekoMG]

... is delayed 1 more time.

[mbxx2]

valve cant count to 3

[MrOpenGamer]

A fat joke a day keeps epsidoe 3 away.

[slurt1000]

@SnakeTheWolf there will not be cs2 it will be called Counter-Strike: Global Offensive :D

[14lolful]

@slurt1000 Valve said that Global Offensive isn't a huge step forward meaning that that is not Counter-Strike 2

[VladimirLemicah]

Brilliant.

[klayman117]

Lol its a parady of futerama with the dilivery commercial

[McChomper011]

lol love HL2 HURRY UP WIT episode 3 (or half life 3) and lol who saw the futurama vresion of this lol

[paws27]

@SnakeTheWolf counter-Strike 2 is coming out

[TheMachinimaFilms]

@SnakeTheWolf True, but Valve still has to learn how to count to three

[Arumorilfy]

could you tell me where the fuck did you find that scene in 0:41?

Not to rage about it, i just liek those stuff XD

[NerfMaster000]

0:02 you are charged with testicles outside- WTF?

[loquendero134]

hahahahahaha 0:41

[MrKriz98]

i could say.. BILLGAYTES C: !

[SpartanOfAmerica1234]

hillarious ending =3

[Legofreak3007]

nice made

[MovieandGameLover]

0:41 XD............ @_@

[PSNMarksmanSniper]

lmao steve job ads

[CommandoRazor]

0:02 You are charged with testicles outside??? wtf

[counterstrikenerd321]

@SnakeTheWolf Counter-strike Global Offensive is coming out really soon! Haha you asked for Counter-Strike 2

[SRLeonZzZ]

this trailer is the half life 2 for mac...

don´t believe me???

search on steam

[rushnerd]

@SnakeTheWolf

FIRST WE HAVE TO SHIP PORTAL 2

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP DOTA 2

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP CS GO

THEN WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

[hazzyboy2008]

@rushnerd what...?

[MrFLAMER123]

@rushnerd THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP TEAM FORTRESS 3, PORTAL 3, COUNTER-STRIKE 2, LEFT 4 DEAD 3, COUNTER-PORTAL, TEAM PORTAL STRIKE, COUNTER-EPISODE2-PORTAL, COUNTER-STRIKE 3, LEFT 4 DEAD 4, LEFT 4 DEAD 5, TEAM FORTRESS 4, TEAM FORTRESS 5, TEAM FORTRESS 6, AND ALL TEAM FORTRESSES ARE JUST A HAT SIMULATOR, SO A NEW GAME:

HAT FORTRESS, HAT FORTRESS 2, HAT FORTRESS 3, HAT FORTRESS 4, ALL WITH NEW HATS, AND ALL THESE GAMES COST 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000$, And then we'll ship episode 3.

[GLaDOS996]

@rushnerd You took the trailer for the Mac release for Half Life 2. Why did you took it?

Just asking :P

[StroNui]

@rushnerd THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP COUNTER PORTAL, THEN COUNTER FORTRESS, THEN COUNTER PORTAL,

[RadioOperator01]

@rushnerd no firsrt half life then any crap of the above!

[kakokapolei123]

@rushnerd THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP LEFT FOR DEAD 3

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP DOTA 3

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP PORTAL 3

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP TEAM DOTA

THEN WE HAVE TO SHIP BLACK MESA SOURCE

And then he'll worry about HL2:EP3/HL3

[ChristopherGiannone]

@rushnerd Portal 2 is finished, Dota 2 is almost finished, CS:GO is in beta. HL3 will probably be out late next year or 2013.

[Fuckinghaggis]

@rushnerd but are we gonna see it or not.

[quidproquo2004]

omg rofl

[LOLGmod]

Notice that the combine wasn't shooting at her when they were right behind her :/

[Suppercut36]

@RoBoRoCkA5000 @theneedforspeed100

WAIT

HIS NEXT GAME

IS OBVIOUSLY

TWO AND A HALF MEN: THE GAME

[YeldarbLlits1]

Half- Macintosh 2: Episode FTW

[9877611]

LOL

[ECJM1]

Half life 2 Episodio 3 Confirmed

watch?v=1YfSX8noI8U

[galatasaray5549]

ready set go it's time to run...

[nanerbk8]

Fake, this video is a commercial of the Half-Life on Mac. ¬¬

[MrGmodlol61]

@nanerbk8 @iTomaas Watch till the end.

[iTomaas]

This Video is completly NOT showing EP3. Because the Citadel is completly destroyed... And the borealis is the next story.

[MrZipMk12]

real trailer starts att 0:40

[TheBeroso13]

@rushnerd yeah there isn´t a game called Counterstrike 2

[MondoMiniman]

@TheBeroso13 source. Kinda CS2 but not really.

[TheScorpionMK37]

Why do I keep repeating 0:41 XD

[Brayan8702]

y ese mongol quien era

[robberblood]

So the next installment of HL will deal with...autisim? I'm confused.

[PCextras]

lawl so funny

[TehHawksClan]

Coming 2XXX*

[trebot9292266]

really lame waste of time this video turns out ot be

[FunkyConker]

125 VALVe employees dislike this.

[nigahiga68]

@theneedforspeed100 dude, sequals usualy end in "2"

[vanwhy9]

and what happend to going to apitrure labitorys

[MinecraftKid50]

thats just the ad for half-life for the mac but youve edited gabes voice in there and put ear rape at the end. why do did i write this?

[flipy222]

2011

Gabe Newel: 1...2............

Valve Team: Cmon Gabe you can do it.

Gabe Newel: Dont help me...

2018

Valve Team: For the love of God Gabe it's thr...

Gabe Newel: I SAID DONT HELP ME!!!

[Borg639]

LOL at the end of the vid xDDDD

[marc09able]

@rushnerd whats dota

[PoisonImpurity868]

Hey! We were watching that!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[rushnerd]

@PoisonImpurity868

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[megagamer99]

@rushnerd I don't get it.

[Andy32798]

@theneedforspeed100 I believe number Two is the only thing he does best.

[shackaduck]

@rushnerd I Love you TWO

[Dar3dmag3]

Is this a parody of the old Mac commercials?

[ssirK1994]

@Dar3dmag3 looks like it

[Dar3dmag3]

@ssirK1994

O wait, now i c what you did there.... Very clever.

[solidworm39]

@theneedforspeed100 Hmm... It Must Be Tuesday! See What I Did There?