corpse 'o clock news II

[HellRockRadio]

Awesome! U guys rock!

[drunk3director]

Hoodoo chicken feet switched with KFC.

[drunk3director]

Still got that song in mind "A big bad...Little Bitch". You should bring Rasputin back again. He was really funny running out of control carrying the doll.

[triciakitty]

Gor cracked me up as Rasputin! I was trying so hard not to laugh! We did a few takes of that scene because he got me laughing so hard by just standing there staring at me...like an inch from my face...funny shit! hahaa! I think he should do that character more often too...

[drunk3director]

I HAVE to see that take with Rasputin in your face and you laughing. Sounds great!

[triciakitty]

I dunno if we taped over it or not. I'll look through the footage. If I can find it I'll e-mail it to you...he was KILLIN me! hahaa!

[drunk3director]

Very enjoyable Gordon and Tricia. The closing music was fun "A big bad ..little bitch" LOL The cat was great, and it is always good to include audio of you guys laughing when you screw up the lines. Real stuff that works is akways better than what is scripted. Just like the genuine laughter of me and Tom when Bill Hinzman does his soft shoe shuffle in the intersection. Can't beat genuine laughter.

[triciakitty]

I agree...you can't beat genuine laughter! hahaa! We laugh a lot when we shoot these things...if you haven't watched COCK FLAVORED BLUES yet you should. I think Gor left some of our laughter in that one too. We laughed a lot! hahaa! Oh- and Gor wrote the song...we still don't have the final mix done but it still worked well for this.

[Brazdolph]

MOST WELCOME! my humble apologies for having taken so long to check that! I´ll be sure to check the next news as soon as they´re fresh! love you guys..honestly!

[Brazdolph]

Needless to say..I love seeing the kitty! Garfield is gorgeous!

[Brazdolph]

You guys are awesome..this is hilarious..fantastic!

[eire138]

Thanks Braz!

[DraculaVision]

You two are looking wonderfully pale and interesting as corpses: being dead really gets a bad press these days, which is so unfair.

I love your neckware, too!

[eire138]

yes, the bad press is frightfully unfair, the neckware is brilliant is it not? Gotta love Leon.

[DraculaVision]

Hello you two, how brilliant of you to mention dear little puppikins. Ocassionally, when I go to visit Puppikins' grave in the castle grounds, I think to myself "Was I a little too harsh on the poor, innocent, big-eyed, sweet-natured, floopy-eared, adorably cute little fellow?". And the answer, every time, is: OF COURSE I WAS, I'M A VAMPIRE! Muahahahahahahah!

[mzbettierocker]

tricia and eire..you guys are fucking amazing. you've got the best since of demented humor EVER!! keep 'em coming ;)

[eire138]

HA! thanks, and don't worry, there are plenty more where these came from...;.

[TheFamousStacie]

Ya'll are the cutest couple, in the darkest and most bizarre way.

[MYBOSSPI]

Yes she was with me burning one up with godofspam.

I put her in the hole and burn her but she's back.Again. I know we can't get rid of her.hahahahaha

[TheEvilJuergen]

Haha, I love this shit - f****** hilarious!

Keep it up, you both!

[eire138]

Thanks EvilJ you rock!

[TheEvilJuergen]

U 2

[MYBOSSPI]

Hold on bitches.

I think I saw my frontend loader.

Leon that bitch says I was a shity driver.

I will fix you and him.

Well I don't think yall can be fixed.

I know you can't.

It's past that point.

Yes can't help you.

[eire138]

HAHA! yes we are well past helping! You mean you didn't see Katie there that day??

[ballhead789]

hahah it is!

[AkbarTheGreat]

Never managed to keep that beer in, huh? Well, I tried.

[eire138]

can't fault you for tryin...

[triciakitty]

The chicken feets have helped keep the beers in...Thanks to Leon!

[clayLavl]

gor definitely sounds like Tom Waitts...you guys have an electric guitar?

[eire138]

Thanks for the Tom reference! I probably have around 4 electrics and one nylon stringed classical guitar...

[clayLavl]

Tom is great! i first heard his music about a year ago and couldn't believe it. i listened to one of his cd's over and over. this guy is way cool.

[eire138]

I can't really think of a single song by waits I don't like, and his style is all over the map. He just has something about his music.... and if you really read his lyrics, wow, that fucker is a poet of the HIGHEST caliber...

[mcelectricchair]

that cat finally got what's coming to him - he's been crapping in my herb garden for way too long.

[eire138]

Sorry about that...been trying to get him under control...I think we finally got a handle on things...

[triciakitty]

Stupid cat! I'll sew his pooper up for ya' MCEC...I mean zombie cat poo is even worse than regular cat poo...yep...I'll sew it right up...

[Godof420Bitches]

Those make up dolls are wicked looking I have to get me one. I see once again you have a beautiful editing job,Who's all going to the kool-lade maeeting???

[TR966]

I'll be there of course. :)

[triciakitty]

So buy one of my dolls, 420! I do sell them, ya' know. Not these particular two but I can make more!

[TR966]

I have allways slept with my chicken feets hanging on the lamp by by bed just in case I die in my sleep. I will see you guys at the Kool-Aid meeting next week, I just love Kool-Aid, can we have grape this time?¿?

[triciakitty]

You can have Grape, TR...I will be having the strawberry. Hey! You DO have evil Hoodoo! How'd ya' make that upside down question mark?

[TR966]

Of course I have Evil Hoodoo, It is the VooDoo HooDoo That I do that makes things fun for all. I messaged you on making the ¿¿¿(signo de cierre de interrogación). I will send you pics of my HooDoo bag and VooDoo Dolls, I know you will like the dolls. :)

[triciakitty]

I would indeed love to see your dolls, TR! YAY! Thanks!ª¿Ú§ª£™

Hahaa~!

[TheLeonShow]

oooooo LAWDY----Evil crackas with juju---the world is not safe now!

[triciakitty]

It's all your fault Leon...hahaaa! Good Mornin' man!

[Gigolo8]

You two are so warped! I just love it!

[triciakitty]

Thanks! We likes bein' warped...it's less boring than being normal...hehehh...glad you like it!

[Gigolo8]

One thing though, if you're dead how can you keep murdering each other for fun?

[triciakitty]

We turn into zombies...Leon's Chicken Feets resurrected us. But at this point I'd say undead is the proper term. I mean we still smell of rot and are still leaking squishy things out of various orifices (orifi?) so we are SLOWLY coming back to life. And when we DO come back- we have no choice but to kill one another again... Yep...sounds good to me...heheh...

[Gigolo8]

SOUnds perfectly realistic to me hehehe

[triciakitty]

I do worry about Kitty though...he looks hungry for Spleen....undead cats can be bastards!

[Gigolo8]

Oh I know, and if they're not neutered the spraying can be truly putrid.

[triciakitty]

Welll...he has been neutered. Aparently when a cat becomes undead it doesn't matter...he's like the fucking exorcist! Putrid spray matter everywhere!

[Gigolo8]

I can see the problem hehehe.

[eire138]

It's horrible...just horrible.

[Gigolo8]

MAybe try an undead hamster next time?

[TR966]

Or maybe an undead wombat (it's just fun to say wombat), or an undead ferret or something.

[Gigolo8]

Zombats and undead ferret I reckon could really have possibilities!

[DocRusty]

I'm lovin' it!

[eire138]

Thanks Doc! these WILL get better! Still working things out format-wise...

[DocRusty]

They're pretty cool already! Having said that, you can never be TOO evil!

[triciakitty]

EXCELLENT! Thanks Doc! Gor- we have the Doc's approval- let's go dine on small babies in celebration!...Gor? Crap! Kitty is trying to eat Gordon! Be right back...stupid cat...

Kitty! NO! BAD Kitty! You'll get bits of him in the carpet! sigh...

[ballhead789]

Maybe i need to get me some chicken feets....?

[eire138]

chicken feets are the shit brother! Damn, I must be up late if you're already up, you're what 5 hours ahead of the east coast of the usa??

[ballhead789]

yes sir! past your bedtime!

[eire138]

NO KIDDING!! Ah well, I'll sleep when I'm dead...

[TR966]

But you are dead now, you can relax a little bit.

[triciakitty]

You switched my feets with KFC? I'm gonna' sic Leon on yo ass BITCH! I'll deal with your stupid ass later...

[triciakitty]

ballhead- EVERYONE should have some chicken feets!

[ballhead789]

Im gona make me some feets, not sure what otta yet, but i'll let you know hehe

[triciakitty]

Platypus feets would be cool, ballhead. Be careful though- they struggle when you try and steal their feets...heheh...

[TR966]

I was told to use Buffalo wings, so I went out and got my chainsaw, wentout on the praire & checked out some buffalos but could not find any whith wings, so I will have to keep looking.

[TR966]

Yeah, I gots mine. You should get yours too in case of emergencies.

[eire138]

Aaaahhh shit! Kitty found where I hid Tricias REAL hoodoo bones and the bastard is back!!

[triciakitty]

He's coming to get you, Barbara...muahahahaaa!